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Now, after that slightly random note, here are all the randm things that I have copied and pasted off people profiles!! lol You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!) If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever You Know You're an author when... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C: " Woman was created from the ribs of man. " Age is simply mind over matter. " The only way to correct what " The Ten Commandments aren't "What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God " It's not every time. "Quote the 25th letter of the Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy. This is a NO WHINING ZONE! CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD! Ladies don't start fights. They finish them. Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught. It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right! I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions? Commodore Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Captain Jack Sparrow:...The only rules that really matter are these-what a man can do and what a man can't do. Captain Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Captain Jack Sparrow: Borrowed...Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you. Captain Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, ANGELOFTHEBLACKROSES, XxQueenXxOfXxLightXx If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Girls 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Poterr, put this in your profile Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends. Every girl has something special about her. Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in. Life is too short, grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you cant change. Love deeply, and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you’re sad. Love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget. Learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on. One day your going to realize how much you care about me and when that days comes, I’ll be waking up with the guy that already knew. .Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. MENtal Anxiety MENtal Breakdown MENstrual Cramps MENopause Notice how all our problems began with MEN Someday, Someone will walk into your life and you’ll realize why it never worked with anyone else. .It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side .Any fool can have a trophy wife. It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage. .Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb guy who did her wrong & made her strong .I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over. .Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments. .Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you need is a hug. She’s been there: When I cry. When I get heartbroken. When I laugh. When there have been rough times. When I’m mad. When I’m happy. When I’m jealous. When I’m crazy. When I’m down. When I’m sad. When I’m pretty. When I’m ugly…. Basically she’s been there through everything with me and that’s what I call a best friend. We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block SUCKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (his name DOESNT have to be Edward Cullen), then copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have done or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro! If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile. If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile If you are in lala (Twilight) land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile! If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, So Hum Hallelujah, Just off the key of reason, copy and paste this, to your profile, A teenage vow in a parking lot,Till tonight do us part. I sing the blues, and swallow them too. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (maybe...) If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haveever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don’t want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. Favorite sayings ... and etc ... I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again... The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that? God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. I hear your silence loud and clear. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? I'm not with stupid anymore! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird… Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Don't mess with me I've got a stick. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. Things I learned from reading Twilight; 1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon. -Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. -98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. -People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. - 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile. - If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile. - If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile. - 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. - If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS:Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile. If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile! If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet(much like Bella Swan:)), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have read this copy and paste it into your profile! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!! If you have ever done something INSANELY LIKE or EXACTLY LIKE something bella did in the Twilight series, please copy this onto your profile so i know i am not the only idiot who is like this. If you are an idiot sometimes and PROUD OF IT copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen backwards off of a chair, copy this onto your profile If you have ever asked a question with an obvious answer, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile If you haven’t "died" but want to, copy this onto your profile (I didn't get this at first, but look up, it really helps...) If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile i know i have alot of paste this in your profile stuff but i find alot of good ones soo deal with it Ha! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. 'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Make a wish, and hope it happens... 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Are you done? Are you sure? Really? Okay... If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. What is Passion? Is Passion the same as desire? Is Passion anger? Hurt? Love? Can Passion be taught? Must it be natural? Is everyone Passionate about something? Are You Passionate about something? Someone? Can you be Passionate about someone, or only the Idea of someone? Is Passion an Idea? Passion isn’t made, natural or taught, Passion just is. Passion is an Idea of something Perfect, which has become a Reality. So, Passion is Perfection. And Perfection is Reality. What is Reality? Reality is something that is real. And if everything we see is real, Then everything we see is Reality. And if we are Passionate about some of the things we see, Some of the things we see are Perfect. And if, together, we all think that Everything is Perfect, We are all Passionate about everything we see. And that means that everything we see is Perfect. And if everything we see is Reality, then, Reality is Perfection, So Enjoy it. by Georgina Mary Bolwell | |||||||
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