A couple of Joker quotes to get you in the mooooooooood!

"I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger!"
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!"
"And I thought my jokes were bad."
"A little fight in you. I like that."
"And... here... we... go!"
"Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
The Joker: "Yeah."

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"

Ok ok enough of the Joker (If that's possible...x3)

Now for some Jack Sparrow quotes, because we all love a bit of the Captain ;3

"'The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.' It has such a lovely ring to it…"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
"She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
"No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol’ what’s-er-face."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Ok ok I hear you enough quotes... x3

Now onto the stories, characters and plots.

First off we have The Joker stories.

"You Better Get Down With The Sickness."

This story is set after the events of The Dark Knight, as you well know Batman is being hunted by the city because he's a dark Knight and blah blah blah. BUT! We all wondered what happened to poor old Joker didn't we? Didn't we? Well I did! Either way join Alice on the adventures of her life with the Agent of Chaos and the Noble Dark Knight! To survive...My only piece of advise is...You better get down with the sickness, or you'll never understand him!
http://www.wix.com/louloulovesyou/getdownwiththesickness

Second we have another Joker story.

"My little pancake."

This story is set again after the events of The Dark Knight, but in stead follow the life of Fay Liddel. A high school dropout Fay decided to take on the life of, off again on again artist. She excels in the arts of dance and art, mostly art. She is currently working with a cooperation called 'The Art of Arts' who try to make artists well known while gaining some profit in the artists hard work. Fay wishes to have a more fun filled life, with no cares and worries about when her next rent day is...Well boy did she get it!
http://www.wix.com/louloulovesyou/mylittlepancake

Now we have the one and only (so far) Twilight story, starring the one and only Jacob Black!

"Nocturne."

This story is set in the movie of 'Eclipse' around the time of the newborn army. To set the scene the events have happened after Jacob and Sam have agreed to help the Cullens out with the army, but is before the actual fight. The story follows a girl by the name of Alice Woodell, a Switzerland girl who moved from the mountains after a tragic 'accident' killed her parents. With no where left to go Alice decided to venture to the old house which once belonged to her great great great grandmother. However she wasn't alone when she moved because from out of the blue her best friend and former pack member followed her to Forks, and her friend had a gift, the reuniting of her brother...Now all the family was back together, the small pack of three get pulled into the chaos of Forks. Will the vampires accept them, will they accept the vampires, will the wolf-pack accept them and will Jacob fall in love or will Bella be the baddie? Stay tuned to find out more!
http://www.wix.com/louloulovesyou/nocturne

And finally we have the Stand By Me tale.

"Ace In The Hole."

The story of a young 18yr old high school drop out, Abbii Higgins has always caused trouble for her parents. In the big apple she was nothing but trouble, and she'd be nothing but trouble in the small town of Castle Rock. Living on nothing but scraps will Abbii be able to keep her up class friends as she gets mixed up with the dirt of the streets, The Cobra's. The story is set after the events of the summer of Ray Brower, Ace is on a low one and needs something to pick himself back up, the surrounding gangs have heard of the event that happened between The Cobra's and Gordie and are attempting to take Castle Rock for themselves. Will peace be kept when Abbii enters the scene or will she upset the balance even more...?
http://www.wix.com/louloulovesyou/abbiihiggins

Now I do have other stories which are in progress and I won't put up for a while until I can get a good amount of pages and a decent story line going. Each of my stories will have a website where you can find out who the characters really are, what their past is and what not.

Some of the stories that will be up eventually are.
- AlucardXOC "The Creatures Come Out At Night." (Hellsing)
- LegolasXOC "The Ranger and Prince." (Lord Of The Rings)
- DavidXOC "Just One Bite." (The Lost Boys)
- DracoXOC "Snow Doesn't Always Settle." (Harry Potter)
- Alex MercerXOC "Infect me." (Prototype)
- Sucker Punch OC "You're In Wonderland Baby!" (Sucker Punch - No pair although there is some OCXOC and OCXBlue)
- AltairXOC "The Birds Prey." (Assassins Creed)

I like constructive criticism but if you badmouth my stories I will most probably ignore you...If you don't like the stories it's not my problem, if you want to give any ideas into the stories i'm writing or wish for a character or event of yours to happen, I will see if I can pop it in, in one of my stories =3.

Also if anyone would be so kind feel free to make banners, videos and all you want for my stories. I will feature them in my websites and anywhere I can, if you have other works of art I can also tell my friends about it if you want more views or what not :3.

I will be taking requests in some time, I don't mind if you want it to be a one-shot if it be lemony or not. :3
I can just about get the personalities of these characters:
- Joker
- Jack Sparrow
- Jacob
- Alucard
- Ace
- Legolas
- David
- Altair
- Alex Mercer
- Draco
- And some others I can't think of... .O.

Please keep in mind I do have a life out of story writing and some updates may be slower than others, also the power and ideas to write stories don't necessarily come when asked. =3