Babbling, Bumbling Band of Baboons!

Konnichiwa!

I'm Camille and I'm a self-admitted Harry Potter obsessed lass from the Channel Islands!

Hence I am mostly here for Harry Potter fanfiction, my favoured ships being: Harry/Draco (OTP!), Harry/Any-of-the-Weasley-boys (haha, what a mouthful), Draco/Ron, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Draco, James/Sirius (and more... I'm not really that fussy but I'm not really into Harry/Severus, Ginny/Harry, Draco/Severus, Harry/Dumbledore (ew!) or Draco/Lucius. In general I prefer slash to hetero and femmeslash.)

I also really like anime and manga, a few of my favourites being Hellsing, Chrno Crusade, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Claymore, Fruits Basket, Minami-ke, FLCL, I My Me! Strawberry Eggs, Junjo Romantica, Inuyasha... and many more!

I write extremely non-serious, most likely fluffy fanfiction, most of the time concerning one Harry Potter and one Draco Malfoy (perhaps one day I will branch out to different pairings/subjects... perhaps not...)

I'm also very much into music (playing it and listening to it) and some of my favourite bands/singers are: Jeff Buckley, Incubus, Queens of the Stone Age, Muse, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Talent, System of a Down, All Time Low, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Three Days Grace, Enter Shikari, Foo Fighters, Zebrahead, Jimmy Eat World, Slipknot, Forgive Durden, KT Tunstall, Metallica, Nirvana, Pendulum, Nine Inch Nails, Wintersleep, Pink Floyd, Stereophonics... someday I will put up a full list!

Now for other random things I like: song writing, bus rides, spring, coloured eye liners, singing, my diary, youtube vlogs, interesting words, thick books, cake!, most things related to Japan, greeting people in foreign languages, the library, films that make me think, art galleries, summer breezes, doodling absent-mindedly and... you! =D

If you have a fic you think I'd like send me a message or whatever... I will probably read and review for you!

May your days be long and slash-filled!

- Purplerawr

Q//u//o//t//e//s

"Do you ever have one of those memories where you think you remember a taste or a feel of something, maybe an object, but the feeling is so bizarre and imperceptible that you just can't quite get a hold of it? It drives you crazy. That's my musical aesthetic, just this imperceptible fleeting memory..." - Jeff Buckley.

"I find it very hard to accept the wonderful things in my life. My life really is great: I do exactly what I want to do for a living, I have a wonderful person to share my life with, I have a great family, I have great friends. But somehow there’s a void. I’m the last person who should be complaining or wondering why I’m perpetually unhappy. I would like to think that my lack of contentment is part of what makes my work the way it is, and for the better." - Ben Gibbard

"I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape." - Thom Yorke

"Loved. You can't use it in the past tense. Death does not stop that love at all." - Ken Kesey

Disclaimer: I don't own anything recognizable in what I write! J.K. Rowling thinks up all those amazing things! Any other stuff belongs to my own sick, twisted little mind =)

I just had to do one of these...

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1. Draco Malfoy

2. Ron Weasley

3. Sirius Black

4. Mad Eye Moody

5. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

6. Harry Potter

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Dobby

9. Fred'n'George (Yes, they're one character!!)

10. Neville Longbottom

11. Severus Snape

12. Sir Cadogan

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes, actually, and I'm not as anti-Snarry as I used to be. AS LONG AS IT'S EXTREMELY WELL WRITTEN AND BELIEVABLE AND AWESOME! XD Otherwise I will hate it...

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh, Mad Eye's smokin' hot ;) Especially that 360 degree eye of his... I'd tap that.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sir Cadogan and Dobby. I would question every concept of reality I have ever known.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Not particularly... no... I'm too caught up in my Drarry really.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple

I wouldn't mind that one bit :) but still, Ron is for Hermione and Harry is for Draco.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Either way that would be first paedophilia, then necrophilia XD why don't they just have a gang bang then??

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think the image of Ron trying to have sex with a painting would be hilarious. I'd imagine Luna mistaking him for a Nargle or something, taking a picture and then having it run in the Quibbler.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Nobody expected it... nobody knew they had even met... but for years Sirius and Neville would meet at the secret Herbology Club and make passionate love amongst the venemous tentaculas!

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Well, who knows what Draco used to get up to at home... no, I believe the only fluff there would be in Dobby's ears, if he has any...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Somebody killed a nargle the other day!" cries "Fight back you cur! Put up your sword and slice the one who hurt you so!" XD

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

"I said, boy, constant vigilance!"

"Ahh! That doesn't mean you have to rape me!"

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Nope, I don't think so. You can get friends lists on here? I'll just think of people I know in general.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not really. Oh, how boring.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Erm... sorry, none of my friends are THAT insane.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"MIMBULUS MIMBLETONIA!" We all know how Neville gets his kicks.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dobby: About him always causing Harry pain: Everybody Hurts by REM XD

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Draco/Harry/Sir C: "WARNING: Two extremely gorgeous guys getting it on... and a naughty voyeur painting watching them!"

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Oh, don't worry about your exploding cauldron in Potions earlier, mine does that everyday. How about we... take remedial potions together?" ;)

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Weeks ago D:

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Oh... I've read about so many ;) Let's stick to a space-reducing-fetish, relatively unheard of yet epic.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Haha, Snape would have to be very, very drunk. And Fred'n'George would probably be responsible for that.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Luna, obviously, behind all the mystery she's a dominatrix really ;)

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Draco and Fred'n'George are in a happy relationship until Fred'n'George suddenly run off with Moody. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Sir Cadogan, then follows the wise advice of Dumbledore and finds true love with Sirius.

I would title this fic "Bad Choices" because Draco has made some epicly bad choices here XD except with Sirius, that would be quite hot... but no, he should be with Harry!!

He'd go for Dumbledore for advice? Along with the partner choices, I'm beginning to suspect Draco would be a tad OOC in this fic...

And I think my good pal Alissa (MaidenStar) and me should co-write this, it's right up our street for odd couples XD And everyone should read it! What better quality would you get? haha

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd laugh my ass to Hogwarts and back.