Name Stella Luna Parker

Real Name: Doesn't matter, most call me Kirby or Kirbity anyway...

Age: Old enough...for some stuff.

Height: Last I measured, 5 feet, 1 and 1/8th of an inch. And yes, I am counting the 1/8th, since I'm so short at my age.

Bio: Hi, I'm Stella. I've been on this site I believe about 3 years. I am proud to say that I am a beta reader on the site, and am more than happy to accept beta requests. On another hand, I am a scatterbrained and constantly busy and/or mentally absent teenage girl with tendencies toward downright stupidity. I hate bad grammar, really hate bad spelling, and cannot tell you how quickly I pull out of a story mentally when I catch those things. I am terribly controlling, nit-picky, and hard to get along with. However, I love to read, write, blog, and drink tea. I am very much in love with the idea of writing as a future career, and my favorite idea so far has probably been to become an English teacher as a steady job and a writer as my eccentric side.

I'm an insomniatic writer with a huge affinity towards tea, chocolate, books, and music. I love the smell of a new notebook, a new chapter book, and cut grass in the early spring. I love to dance barefoot in the rain every chance i get, and singing is a constant hobby around which I have made a great number of fantasies regarding my future career in music (ha!). I fantasize constantly about my life, especially my future, and I live more firmly rooted in my head than most anywhere else. I dream of running away, night and day, and when I get where I'm going, there will be endless tea, as much chocolate as I can eat, no need for anything more to eat or drink, and a perfect, uninterrupted internet connection alongside a word processor. And music.

Music is the only other thing in my life I love, and I quite literally live inside of it half of the time. I'm pretty well positive my teachers worry for me and how firmly based in reality I'm not, but I could also care less about what they think of me when the majority have already gotten to the only conclusion that matters - I'm a whacko and a nut-job to boot. I write fictions based on concept albums from my favorite bands, and worse still, I write original friction that nobody but me has ever (and probably will ever) read. I believe I'm a terrible fiction writer. I hate my style and character voices. Most characters I create end up living in my head and wreaking havoc on each other and what's left of my mental well-being. They talk to me, and I write down every single effing thing they tell me in someplace, and usually lose half of it.

I really enjoy inspiring quotes, and quotes from any human being on the planet who inspires me. Gerard way is one such human being, and I love a great many of his quotes, and relate to the vast majority of them. Also, the entirety of Frank Iero's blog post on their website, titled "Happy Danger Day!" is a beautiful thing, and makes me emotional every time I read it. Most of their music does the same thing. If you effectively want to become someone very important to me, lead off by loving My Chem half as much as I do... (Just kidding. But good musical taste is a must in my case...)

I, Stella Luna, solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely, amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is.
This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews.
I've joined the Review Revolution.
Have you?

I love to tell stories, just not my own, and I love talking to people on the internet. I feel like a terrible human being for it, but there you go.

Amazing Quotes (aka Quotes I love!):

"I'll tell you all how the story ends: Where the good guys die and the bad guys win... (Who cares?) This ain't about all the friends you made, but the graffiti they write on your grave... For all of us who've seen the light - salute the dead and lead the fight; (Hail, hail!) Who gives a damn if we lose the war? Let the walls come down, let the engines roar..."

“Stay beautiful, keep it ugly.”

"I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will fucking punch you in the face if you try.”

"I'm the only friend that makes you cry, you're a heart attack in black hair dye, so just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight...Na na na na na, na na na na na...(If you save yourself tonight...) Na na na na na, na na na na na... (Can you save yourself tonight?)"

“If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me.”

“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”

"Cleaned-up; corporation progress, dying in the process...Children that can talk about it, living on the webways, people moving sideways, sell it till your last days... buy yourself the motivation, Generation Nothing! Nothing but a dead scene, product of a white dream; I am not the singer that you wanted but a dancer, I refuse to answer talk about the past, sir... Wrote it for the ones that want to get away... Keep running!" - Gerard Way *

“This next song goes out to anybody who’s ever been told that the way that they think or the way that they feel is the wrong way to think or the wrong way to feel. Goes out to anybody who’s ever been pushed down, held back, walked on… Anybody who doesn’t feel comfortable in their own skin, anybody…everybody - It goes out to everybody. It goes out to all of you! And the reason it goes out to all of you is because every single one of you is fucking beautiful. I’ve noticed that there’s a lot of people in the world trying to tell other people that they’re not beautiful. And I don’t stand for that, I think that’s bullshit. Each and every single one of you are gorgeous, believe in yourselves. This song goes out to all of you. It’s called ‘Therapy’.”

“Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. Pretending to be someone you're not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anyone else.”

“Never underestimate a girl’s love for her favorite band. Never think even for a minute, that she won’t defend them to her death. Because it’s not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It’s the guys, the gals. It’s the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might of saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.”

“Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.”

“I’ll never second guess the things that I have done. I’ve got too much left to say and too much to become.”

“6 feet under stars is a place that doesn't exist. It's a place in your mind where everything and anything is possible. It's a place with no rules or limitations. It's a place where only 2 people can be at a time where no one can judge them and no one can try to break them apart.” - Alex Gaskarth (of All Time Low) *

"Outcasts, they tend to call us: The Weird Ones, The Freaks. But we like to think of ourselves as The Special Ones. With our permanent marker doodles on our Converse, ripped jeans, and Elmo hearts and poems written in the snow..Novels read beneath the covers 'til dawn by light of a flashlight..batteries nearly dead; we've used them so much. And dancing in the rain...Praying to Screamo and Hardstyle, and singing to the stars, at the top of our lungs with the car windows open and the night rushing in...Or on the top floor of a beach house, with the sea streched out before us - "Go home, you lose. Good day, sir." Turn around and say goodbye. Gum-wrapper bracelets and crying to the moon..Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes, sad behind the smiles. And sitting in the corner to escape the staring eyes. But we live in funny looks because they remind us that we are special...Man, we are special.

We aren't the Outcasts, for we know how to live...For we know how to be ourselves, what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon...To all of those who truly know me, and yet love me anyway...
I love you all..." - Taken from this profile.

"And remember, when life gives you lemons, MCR says start a fucking band!" - Frank Iero (via "Happy Danger Day!" - go read it, it's really an amazing statement about them as a band, and as people.)

So, since I have rediscovered how much I love this site, I will be trying very hard to update at least two of my stories every week. Let's see how well this works out. No promises, but I will try my very best.