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since	: 04-13-02, id: 198861
country	: UK

Author has written 27 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

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Name: Helena
Age (years): 19
Age (ffnet time): 5
Nationality: British

WIPs

ZELDA
The hero, the broken, the saviour: Chapter 25 posted. Chapter 26 at 20 per cent and going nicely.
Thievery: This will be finished one day. I just don't know quite when... As soon as inspiration strikes, I plan to revamp the whole thing, so you might want to look out for a 'Thievery: version two' or something similar.

HARRY POTTER
Interview with a boy: I blame this entirely on my renewed Anne Rice fetish. Slight parody, involving gasp me!(Does the Mary-Sue dance and laughs like a loon).What would happen if the fiction we all know and love had been based on reality? What if that reality had been toned-down to make it child friendly? This is something that has me wondering, so, here, have a fic written purely for my own sick amusement. (Apologies to Losse for stealing her to use as a nanny...) Chapter 5 at about 40 percent.
Hiding behind words: Chapter 5 at 20 percent. On semi-hiatus

I know I keep saying it, but I only do it to make sure that people realise how much I value their input. Thank you to everyone who has ever read, reviewed or faved my stories (or even me).
I only started writing for my own enjoyment, and I never really thought that anyone else would end up enjoying what I wrote...yet, so many people have given me such wonderful comments (constructive criticism has make me progress in leaps and bounds), and I've found so much support, that I now love writing even more than when I started. The time here at ffnet has been amazing - I'm constantly astounded by the wealth of talent to be found on this place, and I only hope that I can continue to procrastinate as a member of this community for a while to come.
OK, sappiness is over. Grins. Thanks everyone.

Last updated on the 16 October, 2007

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1. The hero, the broken, the saviour » reviews
Three triangles. The great power of a forgotten land. And now, the Great Sea is under threat, and two, one Hylian, one Sheikah, will set out to protect it. But the legends of a disappeared Hero play upon the minds of many...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 247,379 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 5-10-07 - Published: 4-15-04

2. Interview with a boy who lived » reviews
What would happen if the fiction we all know and love had been based on reality? What if that reality had been toned down to make it child friendly? Perhaps our reporter will discover that things are not always as they seem? Sex and scandals abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,916 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 9-1-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.

3. Illicit solicitations reviews
During Link's seven year sleep, there was no one to comfort the Princess, other than her stern Shekiah companion. Sheik reflects on their past together. Warning: female!own person Sheik and femmeslash
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-19-05 - Zelda & Sheik - Complete

4. War paint reviews
Adult KafeiOni Link pairing. 'Masks can be both proverbial and physical.' Involves some philosophy, grown mean teasing each other, and a game of strippoker. Everything you could want from a slash fic really.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-05 - Complete

5. Hiding behind words » reviews
A slight parody on the HarryDraco pairing. In which Draco must hide behind words in the fashion of a politician, in order to make himself understood. Alas, he's never been particularly eloquent. Tentative homosexual relationship in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 1-6-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.

6. My funny valentine reviews
Post Ganondorf, AU, LinkDarklink. The couple meet up after some time apart and chat, fight and make up in the way that lovers do. Darklink receives a new name, gets called fat by Link and has a nightmare. One shot for Valentine's day. To Lossemare and H7.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete

7. Why I hate you reviews
Link muses about Zelda, and what she's done to him. Includes an incident in which Zelda's dress catches fire. OoT, post final battle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete

8. Love Hate reviews
Sometimes love and hate aren't so different as you might think... Malfoycest quick fic for those of you in need of smutt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 11-29-04 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete

9. Paradoxical » reviews
When self inserts start going awry, isn't it about time that authors start being able to poke fun at themselves? Join Soda alias Helena on her journey to prove that not all parodies have to be written as script!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-04 - Published: 10-31-04

10. Discovering Snape reviews
A parody of all good student teacher relations. Because, well, we all know Snape's a sexpot. High PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-04 - Severus S. & Draco M.

11. Refraction » reviews
There are some feelings that can never be expressed...as Lucius Malfoy well knows. He is constantly tormented by the very thing he can never have. Slash. Violence. Rape. Murder. Substance abuse. Angst. You are warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,863 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 6-29-04 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete

12. Such is my prize reviews
Sheik muses on his feelings for Link. Angsty, unrequited love. Short and sweet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-04 - Complete

13. Satirical misadventures » reviews
It's about time authors were able to poke fun at themselves. So, here is 'Soda', the attempting self-insertee, for whom everything, including her own Mary-Sue-isation, will go wrong. A mere parody...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 1-2-04

14. Monologue reviews
In which the final few minutes of James and Lily Potter are recorded in a most novel way. Morbid anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-04 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

15. Identity Crisis reviews
For H7 Link won't believe that Sheik is his own man, and threatens to kill him, assuming him to be Zelda, the one who sent him on his 'adventures' in the first place. Angsty, blatant implications of LinkSheik.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-5-04 - Complete

16. Thievery » reviews
The criminal who once protected worlds only because she had to, returns to the one world that felt almost like a home. But, her mission this time is more tactile and secretive than the last - can she hide again? Sequel to 'Repaying a Debt'
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 8-5-03

17. Mortis » reviews
Yet another take on the Dark Link room in the Water Temple. What if Link couldn't beat his shadow self? AU, some slashiness, in which Sheik appears briefly as his own person
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-18-04 - Complete

18. Slavers reviews
A brief idea of what life must have been like for the slaves that Ganondorf surely had during the seven years of darkness. Sheik as his own person features somewhere near the end. AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-04 - Complete

19. Memories » reviews
The past cannot be remedied - and neither can it be forgotten. Such is the curse for those who played the central rolls in the seven years of darkness, and Ganondorf Dragmire's defeat. Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-27-03 - Published: 6-29-03 - Complete

20. I've done reviews
Severus laments over the past over what he's done, and then what he still has to do. It all comes down to that first time. When the blood flowed freely across the ground, and he was one of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-03 - Severus S. - Complete

21. A quiet interlude » reviews
The adjoining interlude between 'Repaying a Debt', and it's sequel 'Thievery'. On what happens to Hyrule after the adventures end, and how the people left behind cope or in some cases, they don't
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-03 - Link & Sheik - Complete

22. Repaying a debt » reviews
A criminal set to save the worlds. Hyrule is the next project, but this world knows too much of her. She must balance hiding the truth, keeping her memories at bay and fighting to save Hyrule from the great and evil Gerudo king. Completed
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,857 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-6-03 - Published: 11-20-02 - Complete

23. If you're not the one reviews
SSSB, from Sirius' POV, in which he angsts...for Severus will not reciprocate his feelings in the way he wishes he would. Severus will admit to nothing, especially not to the folly of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-18-03 - Severus S. & Sirius B. - Complete

24. Protector » reviews
Sequel to 'Saviour'. So, Sirius has been rescued? But wolves mate for life, do they not? Remus isn't going to give up easily on keeping his subserviant playmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-13-03 - Published: 5-12-03 - Severus S. & Sirius B. - Complete

25. Saviour » reviews
SBRL, progressing into hinted SBSS. Remus isn't exactly the kindhearted, tame werewolf he makes out to be. As only one person knows...and the secret is torturing him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-12-03 - Sirius B. & Severus S. - Complete

26. Untold tales : Sheik » reviews
Not everyone was allowed the bliss of sleep for seven years. Some had to live through it all. And one in particular a mysterious Sheikah boy had a very definite, dangerous and important task. This is his telling of those times. Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,692 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-21-02 - Published: 11-9-02 - Complete

27. Fear reviews
This is just a little vignette that spouted from my pen. It's a strange piece, in which Zelda voices why she was and perhaps still is afraid of the Gerudo, Ganondorf Dragmire.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-2-02 - Zelda - Complete

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