Howdy!(:

Name: -- I feel like I shouldn't reveal my name. Oh well.

Nickname(s): Mag/Maggie & Mariah

Gender: Female

Age: 09/30/??

Orientation: ...

Location: South Texas -- & no, I don't have that southern accent. I wish I did though :(

Favorite Fandoms: Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Rizzoli & Isles, Skins, South of Nowhere, Twilight, Lost Girl, Pitch Perfect, Criminal Minds, Resident Evil, Harry Potter, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, & Victorious.

Favorite Pairings:

Faberrittana - Glee

Faberry - Glee

Brittana - Glee

Calzona - Grey's Anatomy

Rizzles - Rizzoli & Isles

Naomily - Skins

Spashley - South of Nowhere

Bellice - Twilight

Leah/Bella - Twilight

Rosalie/Bella - Twilight

Tanya/Bella - Twilight

Bo/Lauren - Lost Girl

Beca/Chloe - Pitch Perfect

Emily/JJ - Criminal Minds

Alice/Claire - Resident Evil

Hermione/Bellatrix - Harry Potter

Buffy/Willow - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Tori/Jade - Victorious

Favorite Music: Rock, Classics, Pop, Alternative, Indie, & well, basically a bit of everything except for like rap, screamo, techno and stuff like that.

Favorite Quotes:

"The hardest thing in this world...is to live in it." - Buffy

"When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it." - Dianna Agron

"I've vowed that, this summer I'll go somewhere. But if I go to Africa, I may never come back. I'm just going to live with the animals and adopt an elephant, and it's going to be my friend." - Dianna Agron

"I must say, I am trying to live my life with a sharpie marker approach. You can't erase the strokes you've made, but each step is much bolder and more deliberate." - Dianna Agron

"Without love we are not truly living." - Dianna Agron

"What a world we live in. I want to be incredibly close to the heart of it all. To live honestly, truthfully and to be completely present is the ultimate enterprise. And right now, I couldn't possibly ask for anything more. I'm a very lucky girl." - Dianna Agron

"Maybe I was a pirate in my past life. I didn't kill people, though. I was just a badass." - Dianna Agron

“Raise your hand if you've spent nights crying yourself to sleep, raise your hand if you've felt as if you’d rather hide in bed all day than face the people that make you feel small or powerless! Raise your hand if you've felt as if you’d rather lie to people than tell them the truth about who you really are, because at least you wouldn't be the victim of hateful behavior or prejudice! And raise your hand if lying feels almost as bad.” - Dianna Agron

"If anyone tells me I can't eat, then I'm going to tell them to you-know-what themselves." - Lea Michele

"That wasn't supposed to be funny. That was my serious moment. Now I'm going to do it again and I want you all to cry." - Lea Michele (during her audition for Glee)

"But as far as doing more television, I don't think that will be something I'll do unless it were some sort of continuation of playing Rachel Berry, because I think she's the greatest character ever." - Lea Michele

"I remember looking up to Barbra Streisand in high school, and told myself 'Finally, Jewish singer who didn't get a nose job'" - Lea Michele

"My heart is a Slushee full of love and I want to toss it all over you." - Naya Rivera

"Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem." - Naya Rivera

"How can you do a duet by yourself? It's like vocal masturbation or something." - Santana Lopez

"I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs." - Santana Lopez

"Everything about you screams virgin. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It's exhausting to look at you." - Santana Lopez

"I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck." - Santana Lopez

"Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish, but I actually dig this look. Yay." - Santana Lopez

"How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like vocal masturbation." - Santana Lopez

"You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future." - Quinn Fabray

"Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?" - Rachel Berry

"At least I didn't fall and break my talent." - Rachel Berry

"The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack." - Rachel Berry

"I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them." - Rachel Berry

"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" - Brittany Pierce

About Me: I consider myself shy...sometimes. I'm mostly pretty outgoing & most of the time I'm laughing my ass off for no apparent reason. I just find everything a bit too funny at times...even when it's really not(: I can be a bit awkward, though. Sometimes I get so shy or tongue-tied that I just blurt out stupid things without thinking about it & it makes me seem like an idiot. Not so cool. Hm, I'm also a bit of a bookworm because seriously, how could I survive without a book? But ANYHOW, if ya'll have any questions or just want to chat or anything, PM me. I won't bite...much >:)

Stories: I'm still working on the Bellice story. I only write when inspiration hits, and unfortunately, that doesn't happen often. One thing for sure is that the title is Your Guardian Angel. (Well, it might still change)

Twitter: https://twitter.com/MsMariahMichele

Tumblr: fuckyeah-lesbiians.tumblr.com/

Femslash All Around community: This was previously an Emily/JJ (Criminal Minds) community but now it is for all femslash. I AM accepting staff requests right now so PM me if you're interested!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.