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since: 06-29-09, id: 1988959, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Pikmin, Calvin & Hobbes, and Legend of Zelda.

L/M

Bio

Height: 5 ft. 8 (last checked)

Age:12

Gender: Male

Name: I'm really going to tell you.

Location: California

I'm mainly a Pikmin fan, so that's what most of my stories will be. I have'nt been posting stories for as long as my friend, Olimarioshi, but we've been making stories for over a year. Most of our stories will have similar ideas.

My favorite pikmin is blue, my favorite monster is Smoky Progg, and my favorite book is Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star.

News

It's official; I've lost inspiration and cancelled Spaceman Spiff: From Humble Begginings.

Coming Soon (maybe)

Abyssal

When Haeg was killed, Carsab used all he had learned to gain his revenge. What he wasn't prepared for, was the power of the spirits. This is the story of Carsab, and how he went from a sorcerer to a shadow of himself, haunted by spirits, to a Shade, and one of the greatest evils Alagesia has ever seen, Durza.

The Great Divide.

The story of an internal war that drives the pikmin race to the brink of extinction.

The Death and Times of Luigi's Mansion.

A series of (not exactly) oneshots about the portrait ghosts that lead to their capture by E. Gadd

Something Pick-ed this way Comes

Hallow and Nightshade are the youngest members of a trading village called Terrac, and they have dreams of becoming its greatest heroes. But when two strangers, Regooc and Krad arrive with a terrible secret, will they be able to resist the lure of the ultimate power? Parody of Something Wicked this way Comes.

Current Fanfics

Spaceman Spiff: From Humble Beginings; Cancelled

Legends of the Ocarina; Active

Monstrous Keys: Land of the Wraith King; Active

List of Quotes

Help add to our confusion maybe!- Coulter Dixon Fablehaven: Grip of the Shadow Plague

I have many names. My parents gave me that one.- Errol Fisk Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star

Do you fear death?- Davy Jones Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

I sense a disturbance... in my stomach!- Claude Pikmin Legends: The First Onions

You will take me to this cube of Ru Bik!- Kaumun Ra Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonians

I survived, lets see if you can.- Jerry Seinfeld I'm Telling you for the Last Time

I'm sorry to interrupt what I'm sure would have been a very well rehearsed story.- Cornellius Fudge Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (sorry for the mix up)

Peace...Through...Power!- Kane Command and Conquer 3: Kane Edition

I have complete confidence in our commander.- Redmond Boyle Command and Conquer 3: Kane Edition

You're a fool, and you will lose...everything.- Tom Marvolo Riddle Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (sighs)

The pendelum swings between light and darkness.- Graulus Fablehaven: Grip of the Shadow Plague

We can touch the sky. We can move mountains. We can defeat armies of evil. We can fight for life. We can stop immorality. We can create galaxies. We can birth new species. We are gods, yet we are nothing. We are the greatest, yet the least. We are the first, the end, and the center. We are the beginning, the end. We create, and thus destroy. We are balanced. We are chaotic. We are random. We are serious. We are hopeful. We are depressed. We are forever. We are romanticists. We are indifferent. We are poets. We are the stringers of song. What are we? The authors of FanFiction.- DragonsandPikminrock. Fanfiction.net

Something terrible is coming. Four will become two, Lion and Tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest.- Bluestar Warriors: The Darkest Hour

Mates, lets get dangerous.- Vo Spader Pendragon: The Soldiers of Halla

You always let your guard down in front of your best friend.- Rex Avolon Code

We can't win this alone!- Lucius Down Bone: Old Man's Cave

Too much darkness can be blinding.- Patton Burgess Fablehaven: Grip of the Shadow Plague

Are ya takin' a BREAK. Where's the enemy... Ohhh! I missed the war, didn't I?- Phoncible P. Bone Bone: Crown of Horns

People where socks.-Lamp Smashtasm

Legend of Zelda Survey

Your favorite male character

Cyclos. He's a god that lets you use his power to get across a huge ocean instantly. He also doesn't hate you after you shoot him shoot him

Your favorite female character

Midna. She's mischevious AND helpful. Her shadow move also kicks butt.

Your least favorite male character

Mido. He just stands around whining about how you can't pass unless you have a sword & shield.

Least favorite female character

Beth. Completely annoying.

Favorite game

Ocarina of Time. So much to do. I'm also biased.

Least favorite game

Adventure of Link. You lose exp. to easily. The wandering monsters are also a major detractor.

Favorite item

Ocarina of Time. Its full repetoire from MM and OoT gives you many abilities.

Least favorite item

Skull Mask. Not only does it have no function. But it costs more than you can sell it for.

Favorite Link (from which game)

Wind Waker. He has more at stake than in the others.

Favorite plot hook

Three day time travel from Majora's Mask. Things change from the beggining to the end, giving you plenty to occupy your time.

Favorite pairing

LinkxSaria

Least favorite pairing

GanonndorfxTwinrova

Wierdest pairing

TinglexTetra

Favorite Sage

Saria. She had wisdom and kindness seven years beforehand.

Who do you think is the most annoying character and from which game

Tingle from 4SA. He always steals the best force gems.

Which of the main villains is the best (shadow Link, Ganon, Vaati, Bellum, or Majora)

Majora. Who would dispute that?

Which was the first Zelda game you ever played

Ocarina of Time. That's why I'm biased.

If you could meet one character from any of the games who would it be

Saria. You know too much! ;)

Who are you most similar to from the games

I don't know...

Whats your most embarrassing Zelda related moment

Look up 1

What's the funniest moment you can imagine using only stuff from Zelda

Link hears a horrible monstrous roar from the lost woods. He runs in with his sword held high to find Mido singing.

Whats the hardest boss you've ever fought

Morpha. I had a quarter of a heart left when I killed it.

Choose ONE of the following

Light Sword or Great Fairy Sword

Hover boots or Pegasus boots

Master sword or Phantom sword

Magic Armor: WW or TP

Song of Soaring or Ballad of Gales

Gohma: OoT or WW

Link: Toon or regular

Malon or Illia

King of Red Lions or Linebeck

Din, Farore, or Nayru

Magic Armor (WW) or Fierce Deity Mask

(Trick question) Minish or Picori

Elixir Soup or Fairy Tears

(Now back to regular questions)

Name a crossover you'd like to see

What do you think should be the plot of the next Legend of Zelda game. Give a possible title

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1. Legends of the Ocarina reviews
A large conglomaration of stories pertaining to the origin of the world of Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker. Mostly Ocarina. This is not a players guide or a novilization. Every chapter contains a complete story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09
2. Monstrous Keys: Land of the Wraith King » reviews
A band of pikmin have been forced to leave their homeland by a strange threat. But in the land across the sea, an even greater peril awaits. Unlike anything ever seen before. The pikmin must adapt, if they hope to survive in the land of the wraith king.
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 7-1-09
3. Spaceman Spiff: From Humble Beginings reviews
Calvin gets his wish and becomes Spaceman Spiff, conqueror of the cosmos after quick a reunion with the aliens Galaxoid and Nebular. Meanwhile, Hobbes becomes the alien Quaiser general and leads an army on the warpath.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09
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