Hello! Shuriyaki-san here, hope that you enjoy mushy lemo- I mean fluffy goodness! (Run while you still can)

My age is none of your concern! Hurray! I have blond hair, green/blue eyes, and I have a fucked up personality! Case Closed.

PAIRINGS THAT I ENJOY (mostly Naruto, seeing as i'm good at those.)

NarutoXHinata

NarutoXHanabi

NarutoXFemKyuubi (dont judge me)

NarutoXTayuya (strange pairing, I know)

HidekiXChii (from Chobits, awesome show :D)

InuyashaXKagome

SessomaruXRin (hurrayz)

TsukuneX(anyone in the harem really, although I think you can guess who I prefer)

PAIRINGS I DONT MIND (as in will read along with, but won't look for immediately)

NarutoXSakura (but grudgingly...)

TemariXShikamaru

GaaraXFemShukaku

SasukeXSakura (again, grudgingly...I hate Sakura...)

NarutoXTenten (I'll sometimes stumble upon these)

SHIT I WILL NOT ALLOW!! (under any circumstances)

Anyone with Hinata other than Naruto (that includes you sick ItaHina fans)

Nothing really with the Akatsuki (maybe some Itachi, just because he's cool like that)

Yaoi (hell no, but I can tolerate Yuri)

NarutoXTsunade (DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING SICK THAT IS!?)

SessomaruXKagome (He despises humans, Rins an exception, 'nuff said)

InuyashaXKikyo (I hate that stupid bitch...)

KagomeXKouga (He's a cocky bastard, yet still gets his ass kicked)

Anyone with Chii or Hideki besides themselves (they're meant to be together, don't fuck it up)

STUFFZ I WRITE

Whatever I feel like _

UPDATES

3/19/13

Well, I updated The Art of Healing for the first time in forever, so that's a plus. Let's see how long my muse sticks around, shall we?