Hello, and welcome to the Pit of Despair!

Just kidding, haha. If this place were to be compared to anything in the Princess Bride, it'd be the Cliffs of Insanity for sure.

But anyway, obviously this is my profile, where you will find information about me and my works of fiction!

THE BASICS

Name: Katherine. But you can call me Ed. ;)

Age: 17

Appearance: Rather tall is all I'm going to reveal.

Religion: I am a Christian, but to me being a Christian is not about religious traditions and rules, it's about having a personal relationship with Christ Jesus! ;D

FAVES

Types of Fanfic: I like alot of different stuff -- adventure stories, romances, self-inserts, etc. But my favourite types of fanfic are... *whispers* whump fics. :P Or hurt/comfort, as some call it.

Characters in Fiction: I love so many characters from so many movies, books, and TV shows, that it's almost hard to fit them all in one list. But here are my favourite characters of all time -- Boromir of Gondor (LotR), Samwise Gamgee (LotR), Edmund Pevensie (Narnia), The Doctor (Doctor Who), Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games), Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock BBC), John Watson (Sherlock BBC), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars), Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis), Jonas Quinn (Stargate: SG1), Riley Poole (National Treasure), Carlton Lassiter (Psych), Flynn Rider (Tangled), and I'm sure there are more I can't think of at the moment.

Hmm... I just noticed that they're all men -- what a strange coincidence! :P

DISLIKES

Types of Fanfic: I don't like song fics. Ugh. I don't know why, they just really annoy me. X( I will not read slash or incest, whether explicit or not -- that kind of relationship doesn't line up with my beliefs, so I try to steer very clear of it. I also don't like Mary Sues AT ALL. They are really horrid to read, and unfortunately most OCs are Mary Sues... Or maybe I just don't like OCs in general... I'm still trying to figure that out. ;P

One other thing I can't stand about much of the fanfiction here on FF.Net is the lack of proper punctuation, grammar, and all the loathsome block paragraphs in the stories. X( They annoy me so much that I won't even read a story if it is written in huge paragraphs like that.

RANDOM THINGYS

If you love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind; add your pen name and copy and paste this onto your profile: Queen Su, eden54

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16

90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure. Paste this in your profile if you would be one of the 10 laughing.

If you booed loudly at the Susan/Caspian kiss in the theater and didn't feel a bit sorry for doing it, copy-and-paste this into your profile.

If you know that Bella Swan is The Queen Of All Mary Sues (and some people are too stubborn to admit it), copy-and-paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sat on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Lucy Took, King of King's Daughter, eden54

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

“Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.”- Proverbs 14:34

If you're forgetful of things (I'm guilty of that), copy and paste into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever actually LICKED your elbow, DESPITE the fact that it's physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man needs to seek Him in order to find her.

If you like copying and pasting and REFUSE to believe that it's useless, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this to your profile.

RANDOM QUOTES

"I'm crazy too, so when we're together, it's called normal." - Me, to my one of my dearest friends.

"How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!" - Thomas Jefferson

"Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all! By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall." - John Dickinson

"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." - Abraham Lincoln

"Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it." - Benjamin Franklin

"Your mind is beginning to work! It's entirely due to my influence, of course, you must not take any credit." - 4th Doctor, Doctor Who

"Would you stand aside before I shoot myself?" - 8th Doctor, Doctor Who

"Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring." - Sherlock, Sherlock (BBC)