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since: 07-02-09, id: 1992225, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
country: UK
Author has written 12 stories for Wicked, Life on Mars, Torchwood, Enchanted, Doctor Who, and Being Human.

Bonjourno!

Well, I guess it's time for a proper profile page, rather than an accumulation of random bits and bobs. Also, I thought I'd shorten it for general ease of reading! So, for starters, I guess you could say that I'm a self-confessed geek of anything sci-fi, musical or Disney related - a strange combination I know, but hey, it works for me!

Some of my favourite TV shows include: Torchwood (Jack & Ianto all the way!), Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Glee, Smallville (Clark and LOIS, not LANA!), Special Unit 2, Ugly Betty, Being Human, Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes.

My favourite film of all time is Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, with Enchanted being close runner up!

And for any other info, please visit me on:

http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/users/6159

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur11276660/boards/profile/

http://pirate-moose.livejournal.com/

http://twitter.com/pirate_moose

Please feel free to leave comments and reviews, or even send a PM - any advice & feedback is greatly appreciated!

Thank you!

xxx


Coming soon to a computer screen near you...

A TORCHWOOD CAROL - A Torchwood spin on the classic novel A Christmas Carol. Jack refuses to return to earth following the events of COE. Can some familiar-faced ghosts help to change his mind? (In progress)

A PAIN IN THE SIDE - Torchwood, no surprises there then! ;) (In progress)

xxx

Ok, so I guess it did turn out to be a random accumulation of stuff afterall! Ah well, thanks for reading anyway!

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile biggrin

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1. Bon Appétit reviews
It's been a slow day in the office. Ianto is bored.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-12 - Ianto J. & Gwen C.
2. A Pain in the Side reviews
Gwen Cooper isn't feeling very well yet, still determined to prove her place within the team, she heads out to investigate a weevil sighting. However, what happens when things take a turn for the worse and she's all alone…?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-12 - Gwen C. - Complete
3. Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot reviews
It's a very hot day in the Hub, and Jack and Gwen are fighting over the fan. Ianto decides enough is enough! Drabble. Only rated 'T' because it's Torchwood. Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-10 - Complete
4. Decisions, Decisions reviews
George is being his usual fussy self and is trying to get things organised for Nina's visit. He has an important decision to make and needs Mitchell's opinion. The vampire, however, is rather reluctant to co-operate... : One-shot.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-10 - George S. & J. Mitchell - Complete
5. Grounded reviews
Jack and the Team become stranded at an Italian airport when a volcanic eruption disrupts the flights. What could they possibly get up to in the meantime...? Includes Owen and Tosh. Rated T. Janto pairing. Reviews much appreciated! Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-10 - Complete
6. Who Wars » reviews
A Doctor Who/Star Wars mash-up. The Doctor receives a cryptic clue from a – seemingly familiar – floating head, which leads him on an adventure he may, or may not, want to forget… This is more of a parody than serious story... you'll see why! ; Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 4-4-10 - 10th Doctor - Complete
7. Breakout reviews
A one-shot based on a line from TW novel Trace Memories by David Llewellyn. Unfortunately, I don't own Torchwood... or Queen. Please R&R. :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-10 - Complete
8. Human Beans reviews
Torchwood's resident coffee-boy gets more than he bargained for during an impromptu trip to Cardiff's newest coffee shop...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-09 - Ianto J. - Complete
9. Memories » reviews
Ianto Jones wakes up in hospital with no memory of how he got there. Who are the Agniton? What do they want with Jack? It's up to Torchwood to find out and prevent any more deaths occurring… Janto pairing. Pre-COE. Rated T for the usual Torchwood antics!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 8-21-09 - Complete
10. I'm Not That Girl reviews
A Nancy one-shot: her thoughts and emotions on seeing Giselle at the Ball. Based on the lyrics from Wicked's 'I'm Not That Girl'. Enjoy! x
Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-30-09 - Nancy T. - Complete
11. Hyde 2612 reviews
One-shot - Sam's reflection on life in 1973, with lyrics from David Bowie's song. Mentions the rest of the team, as well as Alex Drake. Please read & review!
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete
12. Popular reviews
A one-shot crossover based in the Torchwood Hub, using lyrics from Wicked's 'Popular' - it will make sense when you read it, honest! Jack & Ianto pairing, but mentions the rest of the team. Enjoy!
Crossover - Wicked & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-09 - Complete
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