Hey everyone, My name is Kaley and I just joined Fan-Fic cuz I luv writing stories... DUHHHH!! I love Twilight, I mean who doesn't...

Totally Team Edward baby!!I also love the thunderbirds... My favorite Tracy is Alan, because he is awesome, and also the baby, but I love the others, Scott,John,Virgil, and Gordon all the same!! So heres some random stuff I put on my account...

I just read this little story and was so touched by it I just had to put it on here if you are reading this then i hope that you never have to go through something like this personally. I feel really bad for the couple and i don't mean to upset any body by this, i just find it a really moving story. If there is one thing you read on my profile then please let it be this.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Over my time here on Earth i have picked up some really quite ridiculous facts and statements of sorts. So i laughed so much at some of them i decided to let the rest of you guys know too. You might recognise some of them from my stories. Here are some of my favourites:

- Leproriphobia is the fear of Bunnies. (Quick run it's a bunny rabbit and it's bouncing right towards you!)

- In Ohio, USA, it's illegal to get a fish drunk. (How do you get a fish drunk anyways?)

- Philematology is the scientific term for Kissing. (Great so now that's all cleared up i'm going to go philematology)

- In North Carolina it's illegal for Cats and Dogs to fight. (How are you going to arrest them if they do break the law? I don't think that Handcuffs were made for paws...)

- The fear of Chopsticks is called Consecotaleophobia. (I would love to meet someone with this fear just so i can order chinese food... Also funny little story about this. I actually convinced a few of my more gulliable friends that i had Consecotalephobia, very funny conversations -sighs reminicently-)

- It's illegal to die in the houses of Parliament. (So what are we supposed to just choose when we die now? And how are you going to punish me if i do die? I'll be dead for crying out loud!)

- If you're pregnant in England then you can go for a pee anywhere you like, the middle of the street, the top of big ben and even in a policemans helmet. (I'm NEVER going to wear a policemans helmet again)

- In Tennessee it's illegal to drive whilst you're asleep. (How am i supposed to drive whilst i'm asleep anyway? What am i supposed to do sleep walk out to the car and then dribble on the steering wheel to get it started? Yeah that would be interesting to see...)

- The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the worlds poulation. (- Cough - smart person who did that survey )

OMG! HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEW MOON TRAILER. JACOB IS SOOOOOOO FIT AT THE END. IT LOOKS AMAZING! I CAN'T WAIT. . BUT SERIOUSLY CHECK IT OUT IF YOU HAVEN'S SEEN IT.