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since: 04-13-02, id: 199285, Profile Updated: 02-01-09
country: USA
Author has written 37 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Jak and Daxter, Inuyasha, Peacemaker Kurogane, Saiyuki, and Naruto.

Updated: February 1st, 2009; 5:08 PM EST

An apology to my readers for I know you're still hoping for updates: I'm sorry but I doubt I'll be finishing my works. Maybe an update here or there but it will be whimsical at best. I've no inspiration nor any desire to work on the fandoms I've grown out of. I apologize... and I wish I could say I'd come back, but I imagine I won't.

I now have a writing journal. It can be found here. I will be posting pieces there that I may not post here, as well as some original stuff and doodles. Feel free to check it out (:

To Make a Difference - 6 chapters redone.
I Am - 2 Chapters redone.

Real Name: K. Leah Farmer
Online Nicknames: Phoe-chan, Zoiyendra, Orotaku
AIM SN: Foamyslushie
Obsession of the Moment: Mabinogi
Little Random Fact About Me: I play Mabinogi (see obsession) on the Ruairi server. IGN is Houen.
Current Peeve: People who fail to realize that critiquing has two parts: Pointing out the problem and offering suggestions on how to improve.

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"Mismatched" Fanart
Sakura by Goddess of Oblivion
Sakura 'Mismatched' Design by Phoe-chan (me)
Sakura by little-haruno-sakura
Sakura and Sasuke by Phoe-chan (me) NEW

Co-Authored Fictions:

The Call: Co-Authored with Joak Drysso
Kirai ni Narenai: Help from an 'anonymous' friend
Puppy Trouble: Co-Authored with SkiJG
I Am; To Make a Difference - Help from another 'anonymous' friend.
Playing Hero: Co-authored with Sekushi Shigure
Puberty Sucks: Co-authored with Sekushi Shigure

No matter how bad your day is, think, at the end of the day if you can find something, just one little thing good about it, focus on it and you'll realize your day was ten times better than you thought it was.
There's a difference between optimistic and hopeful.
Optimists make the best out of any situation.
Hope can be crushed.
Life's short. Be optimistic, hold on to your dreams, and when things get bad, hang on to that last thread of hope.

There's a reason for everything. And HE is there for you. Always.

~Phoe-chan (Making grammar cry since 1998)

I am protected by the Cactus Mafia.
And I am the Foamy Slushie.

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1. Mismatched » reviews
When Kakashi dies on the battlefield he leaves behind a gift for Sakura that will let her catch up to her two teammates. However, when her teammates find out, one of them isn't exactly pleased... SakuraSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 470 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 12-25-04 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. Apolaustic reviews
What might have happened if Sasuke had not been the first person Deidara and Tobi had run into. Possible spoilers past chapter 354, vague hinting of DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-29-07 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete
3. I Just Wanted To » reviews
Sakura knew she was weak. It was a given fact. She was always two steps behind her friends. Maybe that's why she was left on her own, near death, and making a resolve to become stronger. And maybe that's why she caught his eye... ItachiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 8-24-04 - Sakura H. & Itachi U.
4. Child of the Earth » reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn't going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,250 - Reviews: 653 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 1-8-05 - Naruto U.
5. Ataraxia reviews
Oneshot. Unable to sleep one night, Neji takes a walk and happens upon Sakura who seems to be in a similar predicament. Possible Manga Spoilers, Chapters 339 and up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-22-07 - Sakura H. & Neji H. - Complete
6. Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato » reviews
Rurouni Kenshin goes Monty Python style! Join King Kenshin and his Samurai of the Laundry in their quest for the Holy Sakabato! Scene 19: Megumi, the Next American Idol. And the crowd goes wild. Really.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 10-13-02 - Kenshin
7. Puberty Sucks » reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. SasuNaruko 4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,955 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 5-3-05 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
8. Stray Bullet reviews
Oneshot Ficlet. Mild TornAshelin Pre Jak II Missions never did seem to go well for Torn. This one was no exception.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-13-06 - Torn & Ashelin - Complete
9. Half Baked Ideas » reviews
PG13 to be safe Little things Phoechan spits out to get her juices flowing. Random themes, Random pairings, random randomness. 1st: SasuHina mockfic, 2nd: NaruHina sap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 3-11-05
10. Glyph reviews
You always read about those stories where Naruto was trained away from Konoha, comes back, and bruises Sasuke's ego. However, that gets old fast. So let's make it a twist. How better to maim Sasuke's ego than having Sakura show him how it's done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 12-27-05 - Sakura H.
11. Here Kitty, Kitty reviews
Naruto, you killed your cactus. What makes you think you can take care of a cat? Futhermore, what makes you think you can take care of a cat that has a personality like Sasuke's? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 12-27-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
12. Complementary Colors » reviews
NaruSasu AU Sasuke, a talented and excellent student at Konoha High, has a crush on Naruto, the school's gregarious star athlete. But he's too shy to tell him! What's a guy to do? Chapter 1 Phoechan incorperates DDR into her stories...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 6-13-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
13. Duty reviews
It's his duty as a civilian and a future Hokage to protect his village no matter how they treat him. Even if it means releasing Kyuubi and almost certain death. SasuNaru mild shounen ai or close friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-18-05 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
14. A MarySue Just For You! » reviews
A MarySue to outdo all MarySues. And you thought it couldn't get this low. Complete with plotholes, OOC characters, cheesy romance scenes, fangirl japanese and a pointless character death! And now, Sasuke narrates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 12-19-04
15. Playing Hero reviews
What a tangled web we weave. From a distance it seems so perfect. But when you get closer, you are caught. You can't get out. The more you struggle the deeper you are ensnared and you soon find yourself becoming a part of that web. NaruSasu ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-19-05 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
16. Consuming Me » reviews
SasuNaru He left. He said he'd be back the title of Hokage was going to be his. And he did return, but he wasn't ready. And if he doesn't find what he needs soon he will leave them forever... and this time no one will be able to bring him back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 1-10-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
17. The Precursor Legacy: Threads of the Past reviews
Sequel to Secrets Reposted A year has passed. Questions about the past remain unanswered to Jak and Co. However, when they are thrown into the past they find themselves admist a war and the bonds they've created are put to the test.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-05 - Jak M. & Daxter
18. Puppy Trouble » reviews
For a week InuYasha has turned into a hanyo pup! Kagome takes him to her time to avoid the youkai after him in his pup state. But can Kagome survive the pains of keeping up with him? Or will she be forced to 'sit' him even as a child? PG for lang.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 5-18-03 - Inuyasha & Kagome
19. Mezameteyuku Tamashii :: Awakening Spirits » reviews
Soujiro is struggling to find the answers to his journey. Misao has left the Aoiya to 'discover herself'. When the two meet up they learn what life is all about and much more... SoujiroMisao. Complete
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,274 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 12-21-04 - Published: 12-13-02 - Soujiro & Misao - Complete
20. His Secret reviews
Oneshot. As Sakura sorts through old records in the Hokage's library, she stumbles upon a book that reveals Naruto's biggest secret. Slight SakuraNaruto. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 11-7-04 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
21. With My Last Breath reviews
Sanzo says he doesn't care. But what he doesn't know is that the boy only has a short time to live. 39; Yaoi; Hints of 58
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-5-04
22. I Am » reviews
AU. SouMi. In a world corrupted by power a handful of people stand up to fight. Among them is a girl who has nothing left to live for, a boy who hides behind a smile, and a terrorist who's determined to win at all costs. But things can change, right?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,239 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-3-04 - Published: 12-14-02 - Soujiro & Misao
23. Mud Fight reviews
Sanzo doesn't like Gojyo. Gojyo doesn't like Sanzo. This is obvious. However, when the dam breaks, the two decide to solve their differences in a brawl that ends up a little messier than originally anticipated. Oneshot. NonYaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-04 - Complete
24. Music to my Ears » reviews
The new band trying to make it big, Going West, is made up of four guys. An awesome guitarist, a man with one hightech synthesizer and a drummer with a beat like no other. Oh wait, did I say four? I forgot to add the grumpy manager with a paper fan.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 5-19-04
25. OnCall Doctor reviews
Comedian Three ShinpachiCentric. Shinpachi has a fear of doctors. With the new doctor coming to take care of the Miburo, it's up to the Comedian Three to make sure the Doctor's life is a living hades.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-1-04 - Complete
26. Mixed Emotions reviews
Yaoi Heipachi After Ikedaya, Shinpachi has a word with Heisuke about his rash actions during the battle. Will this argument unlock emotions that the two have pushed away over time?
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-04
27. Kirai ni Narenai » reviews
Two enemies... One love... No boundaries. Can they survive the untamed path of life and stay together? Or will their own paths drive each other away? A SoujiroMisao epic romance.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-16-04 - Published: 6-9-03 - Soujiro & Misao
28. The Call » reviews
AU; Alt. Pairings; Co-Auth. Fic War Time. Man vs Dragon. Those tainted by the touch of the beast must learn to live & surpass what is expected of them. Thus, they lead the dying remains of humanity forward to destroy the threat once and for all. Ch2 UP!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 3-18-03 - Kenshin & Misao
29. All Patched Up reviews
JakTorn Yaoi. Oneshot. After a mission, Jak and Torn have a much needed talk. Rated for language.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 1-3-04 - Jak M. & Torn - Complete
30. Acuity of thy Neighbor: Interlude » reviews
A minific set between Secrets and its sequel. Introspective songfic. Get into the minds of the characters from Secrets of the White Eco!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-10-03 - Published: 7-20-03 - Jak M. & Daxter - Complete
31. To Make a Difference » reviews
SoujiroMisao A strange twist of fate sends Misao to Soujiro's past. Will she be able to ease the pain and torture the future Tenken will endure? Temporary Hiatus. Chapters are being revamped
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 8-6-03 - Published: 1-3-03 - Soujiro & Misao
32. In Your Eyes » reviews
A/U Ever since Misao's parents died, she cut off a part of herself to the world. Moving in with her cousin, Misao attends a school where she starts finding the pieces of herself she lost. Sou/Mi/Okita, K/K, Sano/Meg, more! Ch. 5 UP! Shocking news!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 6-4-03 - Published: 1-6-03 - Soujiro & Misao
33. She Thinks My Zoomer's Sexy reviews
After losing a bet with Daxter, Jak must sing at the Rock Village Festival the next day. How will he pull this off knowing his friends will be there, along with a certain greenhaired girl? JakKeira. Set between Secrets and its Sequel.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-22-03 - Jak M. & Keira - Complete
34. Hanyo tte Nani? reviews
We all know InuYasha doesn't really like humans. Can we take a guess as to why? This is a oneshot based on what a day of InuYasha's childhood was like. Mild child angst and some fluff at the end.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-29-03 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
35. Sleeping With Wolves » reviews
At the request of Kondo Isami, a young woman must work amongst the Miburo, disguised as a man to find out who are enemy spies. But is she good enough to fool Saitoh & Okita? Or has she been given a task that will bring her only tragedy and death? Ch.1 UP!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-10-03 - Published: 2-16-03 - Okita & Saitou
36. Valentine's Day Horror » reviews
Daxter's got the Vday blues. Jak's got a job! While on the job, Jak accidentally sends a bunch of Daxtercrazed girls from other worlds into his! Oh, the horror!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-16-03 - Published: 2-10-03 - Daxter - Complete
37. Run Daxxie, Run! reviews
We all know Daxter is the one chasing after the girls. But what if the tables are turned? A cute, humourous oneshot that's sure to give you a laugh.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-9-02 - Daxter - Complete
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