| Freddy the Magical Elf |
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Parodies and Spoofs, Final Fantasy VII, and Soul Calibur. A Fanfiction.net Haiku: Blow me, censorship MSTings and smut are damn cool! You can suck my ass Fanfiction.net: Where fiction goes to die. Actually, it's official now: I will NOT be updating in here. Ever. I'm just too grossed out at the mismanagement of this site, not to mention the way they screw their patrons over. I'd rather buy a cheap whore for six dollars--wait, they're the same thing, anyways... | |||||||||
1. The Search For Squall's Sexy Pants! » reviewsRinoa steals Squall's sexiest leather pants, and it's up to Selphie and her gang to save the day!Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-1-01 - Published: 9-24-002. SCTV's Summer Lineup! » reviewsThe Soul Calibur gang has their own TV channel! Be afraid...be VERY afraid...Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 7-18-01 - Published: 6-21-013. The Balamb Brides reviews(Only part one is up.) The boys and girls of Garden decide to pair off permanently, but is this really such a good idea? ...probably not...Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-6-014. What Talent?! » reviewsSelphie organizes a talent show at Balamb Garden...but who the HECK has any talent around there? (WARNING: Q-gal strips.)Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-30-01 - Published: 6-9-015. The EVIL FANFIC! » reviewsStupid crap. Lots and lots of stupid crap. And boobies.Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-27-01 - Published: 11-6-006. Makostock '01 reviewsCloud, Cid, Vincent, Yuffie, Aeris, and Tifa mosey on into Makostock '01, a music festival of deranged proportions. So far only the first part is up.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-017. Celebrity Jeopardy! » reviewsYeah, everyone's done it. A small distraction from my writing on the Sexy pants third segment, but you might like it. Yeah!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-018. How the Spork Came To Be reviewsHow the spork, that most wonderful thing, was created!Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-17-019. IM Weirdness with Akira- Sepphy and Selphie! » reviewsThe inspiration for my story "Sepphy 'n Selphie", done with my friend and very good writer Akira Silveracious Majere! Go read her stuff now!Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-17-0110. Some FF7 People Have A Rousing Game of Clue reviewsTifa, Cloud, Yuffie, and Cid all attempt to play Clue, but it doesn't go quite the way Tifa had planned.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-13-0111. Sephhy 'n Selphie reviewsSephiroth and Selphie-together at last!Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 10-12-0012. MAGICAL FINAL FANTASY DRAGON STAR WARRIOR HEARTS reviews...part 1...this is a parody of a stereotypical RPG! :)Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-12-00