| Jac Bandit |
Author has written 16 stories for Zatch Bell, Mario, Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, One Piece, Soul Eater, Lion King, Happy Tree Friends, and Magical Starsign. Name: Can't tell you my real name! Age: 17, going strong! Gender: Male Hobbies: Drawing, writing, joking, reading, watching cartoons, reading [doesn't matter what I read] 3 things I hate most: 3. Flamers. You guys know who you are and your jerks! 2. Animes with no supernatural powers or sci-fi. What's the point of watching it? 1. Yaoi. No offense to you if you do, but to me, it's just not my thing. 3 things I like most: 3. Writing stories. If it wasn't on the list, I wouldn't be here! 2. Making Anthros. It's not like an obsession! It's just more interesting then drawing normal people. 1. Drawing. Gimme a pencil! Description: I am a fan of writing and drawing. I am an animator [in training] and I plan on going to the top! I like to write stories to get my ideas out their. We all have to start somewhere. I cannot stand people who flame. I know about 'freedom of speech' but if you don't like it, don't read it! I am a joker 24/7. I can come as wacky or just plain annoying, depending on if you think I'm funny...which I am! Ninja Names!: Ever wonder what your ninja name really is? Well, with the help of ME, you can find out. A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J-zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi My ninja name is Zudo Arichikito. Steps: 1. Seperate your name into 2 syllables (If your name has 3 letters, separate the 1st letter with the other 2 letters.) 2. Find your ninja name! *If you are satisfied, post this and your Ninja Name! on your profile.* The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Say that to my face and I'll mess you up and mess you up bad!) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (I'm not armed with anything lethal.) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (...This is nowhere near true.) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I wear BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (OK, if writing and drawing make you gay, then lifting weights in a gym with a muscle shirt and slapping another guy on the butt must make me straight!) I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. (What?!) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. (WTF?!) I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat, unintelligent slob who only eats at McDonalds. (I'm fat, I will admit, but not by not 'OMG He's fat!' Everything else isn't true!) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Say something, I dare!) I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I don't want a relationship...yet.) I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Say that to me...and you're labeled dead.) I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich. I have ASPERGER SYNDROME, so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (I've got friends and a life, so yeah.) I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. OKAY SOMEONE HAS GOT TO MAKE THIS:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY5opb42s1kINTO A FANFIC (PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!) (P.M ME IF SOMEONE WRITES THE FIC) Found this from Fumes of Chaos 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! Ways to creep out your roommate: 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'' 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'' There was a girl Name was Ray She loved to twirl She loved to play Then one sad morning She moved away Her friend was crying She did that day The only one She ever had Now she's gone She was so sad Then she arrived At the school And she would try To be really cool But she did not Qualify She felt like she Would die They teased and pushed They made her weep She felt like mush A bleating sheep And yet she knew Not why they tease There were few To answer these Alone and pained Bleeding from inside Hurt and shamed She wept outside Then the cracks began to show She could not bottle it anymore Her smile began to lose it's glow He mood was darker than before She showed more spite Than the teasers She'd start a fight With the teachers That sweet little girl Was gone and dead Replaced with this A thing instead Parents tried to ignore the fact Even though the doctors told She needed more than a smack And a simple angry scold After three long harsh years Full of awful leers Heart stiff with cold fear Gone was happy cheer She went to her school one night Insane cracked in her eyes Bloody from a recent fight Given up her life A smile creeped up her face A knife in a hand And screamed a hate filled name And blood in the sand Painted her name With her blood To give them shame At what they done And fell to the floor Finally shut her eyes Alone as before The pain finally dies They found her And cryed For she had Really died And the ones Who gave her pain Knew they would Never shake the shame Post this if it broke your heart It really did brake mine! Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)) The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ *flips tables* (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Personal Quotes Sometimes your best friends are the ones you hate most. So the next time you see your mortal enemy, give him/her a big hug! :D Every beginning has an end, and every end, a beginning. And this is the beginning of your end! I'm not evil...my Justice and Morals are just different from yours. Stand back! I'm going to smash a LOT of skulls, and I don't want yours to be one of them! The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bitches die for theirs! May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. You have power. Power equals corruption. Corruption equals dictatorship. Dictatorship equals resistance. Resistance equals insanity. Insanity equals suicide. It was nice knowing you. You better have some new condiments, because that WEAK SAUCE isn't helping. If Batman were to fight with Chuck Norris...the entire universe would be destroyed. They told me I could be anything I wanted...So I became the very best. If you sneeze, you forfeit your life. | |||||||
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Wrath of the Ghost Thief » reviewsKen meets Shadow, an OC, as the duo goes off to Diamond City to steal back a powerful item from a thief.Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-10 - Published: 10-1-10 - Complete10. Sonic Role Play: Rescue of Princess Cosmo » reviewsSonic, Tails, Charmy, Knuckles, Shadow, and Cosmo are bored. So they decide to role-play an adventure. Can Tails and Sonic rescue Cosmo? Contains TailsXCosmoSonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 9-18-10 - Complete11. Ken's Story » reviewsThe sequel to Untold Hero Luigi! Bowser is sick and Ken is hired to deal with Bowser's rival Midbus. Ken, along with the most strangest team constructed, must defeat Midbus and or Mushroom Kingdom goes BOOM!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-20-10 - Published: 7-28-10 - Complete12. Pokemon Kingdoms: Rattata Stands Tall » reviewsFang is a young Rattata in a village that is continuously attacked by Skarmory. Fang is the only Rattata capable of Fire Attacks. Can he stop these Skarmory, or die trying?Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-3-10 - Published: 7-27-10 - Rattata/Koratta - Complete13. Untold Hero Luigi » reviewsLuigi must go back to the mansion to save Daisy. Can he do it?Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-26-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Luigi & Daisy - Complete14. Battle of the Millenium » reviewsThe Finale part. If Lee thinks he's had enough to deal with, he's in for a shocker.Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,288 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 3-24-10 - Complete15. Battle of the Century » reviewsPart 2 of battle of the ages. Lee, Dinemo, and there comrades continue battling with some new surprises. OCs will be acceptdZatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-2-10 - Published: 11-20-09 - Complete16. Battle of the Ages » reviewsLee Ariex is now on summer vacation. But things take a twist when he meets a mamodo named Dinemo. Will accept fan mamodo. fist story.Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete