So, over at twcslibrary.com they're having a contest to write a book. Since I'm already in the process of writing a book, I submitted the prologue and first chapter of it. It's on their website, but if you'd like, just click on the link and it'll take you straight to the story: Lipstick Galaxy by Tayler Wright: http://www.twcslibrary.com/viewstory.php?sid=2355

MORE BREAKING NEWS!!

April 20, 2010: I just thought I'd drop in and let you guys know what's been happening with me these past few months. I know that I haven't been on here as much as I should have been, and I know that I haven't updated any of my stories, either. My idea for "Beautiful Bones" fell through, sadly, but I've bounced back with a whole new idea. This time around, I'm writing a book called "Lipstick Galaxy." The name is temporary (maybe) but that's only if I can't think of anything better to name it.

Also, on Sunday, April 18, my life became complete.

Literally.

Because I got to meet Peter Facinelli (Carlisle) at the Meadowbrook Mall. He's just about the hottest guy I have ever met, and the nicest guy, too. I got his autograph (yay!) and I drew him a picture, too, which he also signed for me because he didn't think that he would be able to get it back home without ruining it. So, I got two autographs for the price of one, an arm-wrap, and a hug. IT. WAS. AMAZING!!

I have decided to take a break from writing fanfiction because I just simply can't put my focus on it for the time being. Race season is fast approaching, and I really just need some time to think about conditioning for the long, grueling hours of practice that are sure to come, so I need to veer my focus elsewhere. Never fear, I WILL still be writing, but just not in the near future. Please don't give up on me. I'm still writing everyday, just not fanfiction. I'm working on a book right now called "Beautiful Bones." Meanwhile, enjoy what is here, for now, because that's all that will be there for now. I'll try and update a chapter or two of one of my stories to keep you satisfied. :)

BREAKING NEWS!!

After much deliberation with myself, I decided NOT to delete And Then What? I think I've figured out a way to reroute the story in a different direction that was better than the first one. But if any of you out there have any suggestions as to how I can make the story better, please let me know in a review for the only chapter up for the story so far. I'm definitely getting a beta for this story, so hopefully things will change with this one.

Okay. So's I changed my email because I was getting too many emails from people that I'd never heard of before, so I occasionally have to do this every few years because the emails tend to get overwhelming so if you want to reach me you can.

I'm guessing that some of you guys out there have noticed that my picture changed. I figured that since I was writing about some of the things that actually go on in my school and community that I should change the picture for personal reasons. Anyway, the picture is of my 7th place medal that I received at the 2009 GNCC banquet.

Hey Y'all! My name's Tayler, obviously. I'm now 17 years old and a crazed Twilight fanatic. I'm also one of those closet Harry Potter fans. I love Harry Potter, it's just no one really knows that I do. Well, I guess everyone does now!

I'm currently a junior in high school and the administration stuck me in all Honors classes (grrr! boo, you whores) jk, jk. I'm going to be writing A LOT more now that I'll be able to write better and faster because of my English class.

Guess what's peoples? I'M REWRITING FOR THE LOVE OF RENESMEE!! I'm going to make this version better, longer, and all around more descriptive. I won't delete the original off of my story list, I'm just going to add it on as a new story, so hopefully you guys that are fans of FTLOR will love the new version a whole lot more than the old one!!

I love to race dirt bikes, so any girls out there who race, I give MAJOR props to because not many girls can go out there and do what we do EVERY WEEKEND. Just try it sometime. It's not just sitting on a bike and giving it gas. It takes a lot of effort to yell at the jack asses that hit you too.

MAECULLEN17 is really truly my hero. If it weren't for her, Starless would be just a boring story about a girl and a guy. Thanks to her, the story now has LEMONS!! Which makes it all the more better!!

Okay. I thought I'd share with you guys some of the funny happenings that go on in my Trig class. My teacher, Mr. Elliott, is the funniest teacher that I've ever had, and my friend, Marshall, keeps everyone in that class entertained.

Mr. Elliott
This is your brain. Makes a funny face.
This is your brain on drugs. Gets up and dances around like an idiot.
These are scrambled eggs. Acts like he's serving food.
These are scrambled eggs on drugs. Gets up and dances around like an idiot.

Oh, my goodness! Oh, my soul! There goes Alice down the hole!

Smashed potatoes? Did you just say smashed potatoes? Oooo, that sounds good...

Gee I'ma Tree!!

Marshall
THAT'S A BIG CINNAMON BUN!
Do I sit in it or eat it?
You know, this is really sticky without pants on.

Hey, hey guys!! I just realized something. Salsa is the Mexican ketchup!!

Random Conversation between me, Marshal, Tessie, and Lyndsay
L- Hee Hee Hee. That's my girly French laugh.
T- Hoh Hoh Huh! That's my hearty Frenchman!
Me- Do they actually teach you guys in French class on how to laugh properly?
L &T- You know it!
Marshal- CREEPERS!!turns around with a very weird expression on his face and goes back to working on the trig homework that me, Tessie, and Lindsey were trying to ignore.

On every teacher's door at my school there's a list of all the students that got the honor roll for that 9 weeks. Mr. Elliot decided to be different and make his really complicated to figure out. His says:

On Her Croissant

Here's some random funny stuff I found on the Internet:

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did!

Okay, I seriously want to do the following at my Walmart just to see what the workers there do:

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

see what they'd say to me:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you bastard."

Okay, I can't believe that new Slap Chop commercial. "You're gonna love my nuts!"? Seriously people? I'd rather slap my troubles away with the Slap Chop, slap, slap, slap my troubles away. HAHA.

1,2, Freddie's coming for you.
3,4, better lock your door.
5,6, grab your crucifix.
7,8, gonna stay up late.
9,10, never sleep again...

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

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