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| MaidenofIron157 |
Author has written 20 stories for Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Total Drama series, Friday the 13th, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, and Hellraiser. Hello and welcome. Considering I often have no access to a computer nowadays, I will not be uplaoding many stories. My apologies. Random Junk: Life is a try-and-repeat process of stupidity. Ergo, everyone is stupid. Kids're like bubble-gum; you can't get them out of your hair. Love's a nauseating process of mental strength. Hate's a nauseating process of mental strength and elimination. There is no such thing as war, my friends; just sweet, glorious chaos and those who cause it. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run RUN!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like. | |||||||
1. Affection » reviewsFive times Tony Stark's exhaustion gets the better of him, and the one time someone decides it's time he use an actual bed. Only Warning: Language. Bonus: Hulk, the 'bots, and Loki will make an appearance.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 12-2-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Thor - Complete2. I'm Just Tired reviewsYes, Tony knew he had an insomnia problem. Yes, he knew he worked too much. No, he didn't think he needed a giant superhero puppy pile. Seems the team wasn't taking excuses.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-13 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete3. Mint Condition reviewsAgent Coulson doesn't just own a collection of vintage Captain America cards.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-19-13 - Agent Phil Coulson & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete4. We Are the Heroes reviewsThe battle itself may be the crescendo of something great, but the aftermath of the battle is always greater.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-12 - Complete5. Curiosity Killed The Dog » reviewsSomeone is dropped off at 221b. And it gives Holmes a startle.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 1-6-11 - S. Holmes6. A Father's Love reviewsAn old acquaintance visits Draco as he sits by his lonesome with small Scorpius in his arms. Implied DM/AG, RW/HG, and HP/GW.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-11 - Draco M. & Scorpius M. - Complete7. Hot Chocolate reviewsMatthew's trying to teach Feliciano how to ice skate. Needless to say...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-11 - Canada & N. Italy - Complete8. Abandon reviewsMy own version of when Holy Rome and others left Austria all alone in the Chibitalia universe. Contains OOCness.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-11 - Austria & N. Italy - Complete9. Happy Christmas reviewsIt wasn't Draco's fault his mum and dad were never there on Christmas Eve. Fluff ahoy. Not a lot, but it's there.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-11 - Draco M. & Dobby - Complete10. The Cyanide Stone » reviewsIchabod Crane is caught in London by Scotland Yard, supposed to be doing illegal activities of black magic. They take him to Sherlock Holmes, and the two embark on a journey that may just be the death of them, or not.Crossover - Sleepy Hollow & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-28-10 - Published: 4-28-1011. Hoist the Colours reviewsThe song the boy was singing.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-10 - Complete12. What a crappy birthday reviewsAfter 'Freddy vs. Jason' Freddy got his body back, but a year later disaster strikes; four bounty hunter show uo with supernatural weapons, and their targets are our favorite slashers.Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete13. School Bus » reviewsDid you ever wonder HOW Freddy and Pinhead met each other?Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 1-24-1014. I'm Not Sweet reviewsDa da da DA! Hey, look! It DuncanxGwen! Hurra hurra! unenthusiasticness Summary's inside.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-09 - Duncan & Gwen - Complete15. Of Tornadoes and Ice Cream Sundaes reviewsThe summary is inside. This is a FRIENDSHIP fic, not romance. I cannot stress that enough.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-09 - Duncan & Izzy - Complete16. My Version of The Aftermath 3 reviewsHeheheheh... oh- yeah- its inside. -Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-09 - Duncan & Beth - Complete17. Freddy vs Jason for the most part sortof reviewsIts inside. NOTE THIS IS A GAY FIC AND IF YOU'RE NOT OKAY WITH IT DON'T CLICK ON THE DARM THING.Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-30-09 - Complete18. Stargazing DuncanxIzzy reviewsIts inside, so click on it. Humph.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-09 - Duncan & Izzy - Complete19. A Christmas Massacre » reviewsWhy is Duncan the way Duncan is? A half- sequel to 'A Halloween Murder' with two others. Heh.Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-29-09 - Duncan - Complete20. A Halloween Murder » reviewsIzzy Of the Total Drama series is more than meets the eye. PLEASE READ. PLEASE. Sorry, begging, darn...Crossover - Halloween & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-09 - Izzy - Complete
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