| lunakatrina |
Author has written 17 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Powerpuff Girls, and Harry Potter. I am the great destructable yet venganceful, weak yet determined, the hater of tuna, happy and hyper and somewhat healthy, the mystical being that haunts your dreams, the shadow,that when you turn around is gone, I am a figment of your imagination, I am the moonlight trickling from the heavens, I am the force that makes you doubletake, I AM your food for thought, I am there when you aren't and when you are there I am not, my eyes peirce through the darkness, I will drive you out of your mind, If you don't belive you'd better, cause I am here I AM real and you'd better look out, cause I'll be here soon, I AM a force to reckoned with, I am the one the only lunakatrina, and you'd better reconize cause nothing good can ever come from staying with normal peaple. and I am certainly NOT normal Favorite color: dark purple, really dark puple, almost black Fav t.v. show: Rah Xephon, Cowboy Bebop, outlaw star, Gundam wing, DBZ in that order fav books: Abhorson & Lirael are tied for first, Sabriel, Boy Meets Boy, The Fallen (it's a quartet, very good), and The Ropemaker in that order fav book author: Garth Nix Fav. character: Yue!!! *Drools* he is sooo hot fav musicans: Matchbox Twenty and Maroon 5 fav songs: Accidentally in Love, Shimmer, Sunday Morning Love, like the measles, is all the worse when it comes late in life. Religion is like a clock that needs to be wound up every seven days. Such evil deeds could religion prompt. With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. Man's first and last love is that of self love. Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that! The report of my death was an exaggeration.~~Mark Twain There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. | |||||||||||
1. The Union reviewsHarry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AUHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 8-15-08 - Harry P.2. Oswald the Ottoman » reviewsVoldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanityHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 266 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete3. Pop Goes the Weasel » reviewsThis is the sequel to CrowbarHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 10-13-07 - Harry P.4. Intent » reviewsBlatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 10-8-06 - Harry P.5. I didn't steal them! I liberated them! reviews“What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?”“I was actually not drunk!” Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. “I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing.”Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 7-17-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.6. Crowbar » reviewsThe worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' headsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 4-9-07 - Harry P. - Complete7. The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape » reviewsAnswers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 1-23-07 - Severus S.8. So Sue Me » reviewsMy take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,103 - Reviews: 1703 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 6-23-06 - Harry P.9. TEASER: Intent reviewsTEASER! NOT THE REAL STORY! Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 9-24-06 - Harry P.10. Something Lost, Something Found » reviewsIs now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,925 - Reviews: 949 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 7-9-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort11. You Want What? » reviewsHarry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's notHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-2-06 - Harry P. - Complete12. Rockabye » reviewsReposted and revamped! Major, complete, utter AU, read at your own risk. Six year old Harry meets the artist, Remus Lupin, in the park one day after school, drama and comedy ensues...also, I made a few changes that might be noticeable, but nothing overlyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,292 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 5-3-06 - Harry P. & Remus L.13. Quidditch Toned Muscles reviewsThis is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-19-06 - Harry P. - Complete14. Never Invade Hogwarts reviewsThis is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-17-06 - Harry P. - Complete15. THE HORROR » reviewsMy friend and I go into the DBZ world and wreck havoc...not for outsiders, I'm afraid there are too many inside jokesDragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-22-03 - Published: 8-22-02 - Gohan & Trunks16. My Summer Was Great, Then All Hell Broke Loose » reviewsDue to some rather unfortunate events one border between life and death has been destroyed and now a flood of the dead has come back into life. James isn't Harrys father and now James is out to kill HarryHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 7-5-03 - Harry P.17. Correcting Past Mistakes » reviewsEver since a horrible disaster, Bubbles has refused to talk. Now the ppg have rebuilt the professors time machine and have gone back in time to warn their younger selves... but why is Bubbles hearing voices?Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-11-03 - Published: 9-15-02