Author has written 17 stories for Teen Titans, StarTrek: The Original Series, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Invader Zim, iCarly, Generator Rex, Hanna is not a Boys Name, and Sherlock.
OH. MY. FUCK. My external hard-drive wouldn't connect to our ancient computer anymore, so my dad's solution was to wipe it clean and see if it will hook up to our new computer. Guess where about 75% of all my fanfic writing was? Now guess who wants to burst into tears like a little girl? :c
Name: You can call me whatever you want, but I usually just go by Boredom, Jinx, Space Boy, Raph, or Tori.
Age: Nineteen (my birthday is the first of March, but I somehow always forget to update this profile on that day. Oh, well.)
Location: See country (above). Otherwise, my house, Texas.
Likes: Gay men getting it on; reading (usually fanfics with gay men in them, but also the occasional book or two); writing (again, usually fanfics with gay men in them); drawing (gay men -- I think I'm seeing a trend here); my Tae Kwon Do/weapons/grappling classes; candy and other sweet things; techno/trance/stuff my parents listened to when they were teenagers (I grew up listening to things like Duran Duran, B.B. King, Van Halen, and Prince -- what?); cartoons (I'm childish, shut up); video games; the list goes on and on.
Dislikes: Errors in spelling/grammar/punctuation (seriously, how hard is it to understand what the squiggly little lines under your words mean in Word? I can understand a few mistakes, but at least TRY!); people who try to shove their ideas down my throat when they know I don't care about whatever it is they're talking about; most country/rap/dubstep/"screamo" music (which is funny because I like a lot of music, just not THOSE kinds of music); loud beeping noises; running... Again, the list goes on and on.
Will (90% of the Time) Never Read/Write: M-preg fics; O.C. fics where the O.C. and an actual character fall in love (I don't care if your story HAS an O.C. in it, but when I read a fic, it isn't going to be for your character); stories where you make the characters "talk dirty" to each other during sex (calling your lover a "cum-slut" or whatever, no matter how much you like or dislike them, is not my idea of hot); second-person point-of-views (example: "YOU stared at his hand as he came towards YOU." I just don't like these for some reason, I'm not sure why); song-fics that rely on the song to carry the plot of the story even if it's just a one-shot; most threesomes (I'm VERY protective of my OTPs); stories with poor spelling/punctuation/grammar.
HOWEVER, there will always be exceptions to the rules, and usually the exception to these would be if the plot is good enough for me to ignore the things that I don't like (although it's extremely rare for the M-preg and O.C./character fics). That's why it says "90% of the Time;" there have been cases where something will lie in that tiny ten percent and I read and like a fic that I normally wouldn't. Those are almost always written by authors that I already know, love, and trust, though.
Things to Know: I MAKE MISTAKES! I'll be the first to admit that, and don't get me wrong, it sucks when it happens, but, like all things, it happens. To err is human, right? So, if you catch a mistake I've made -- especially in one of my stories -- then go ahead and tell me! I seriously do appreciate it when people let me know that I've totally screwed something up. It makes me a better person. I LIKE TO FIND OUT WHEN I'VE MESSED UP BECAUSE THEN I CAN FIX WHATEVER I'VE MESSED UP! Plus, it'll become a sort of reminder for me in the future to stop and think, "Hey, wait a second...didn't (insert name here) tell me once that (blah-blah-blah) is ACTUALLY supposed to be (bleh-blargh)? Yeah, that's right! Thank goodness they told me that -- now I won't look like such a total dumb-ass when I (blank)! Thanks, (insert same name here)! You're the greatest!" So please, let me know these things.
Also, I am incredibly LAZY when it comes to updating fics. If you want something to get updated NOW, then leave a review telling me to get my ass in gear. It may take me a while, though, as I apparently have the attention span of a half-brained cricket and I get distracted by other projects very easily. For example, the problem that's taking up most of my time right now is a plot-less, humanized-because-of-reasons TMNT: 2012 mini-comic/experiment that may or may not crawl it's way onto the Internet. Because I like to pretend I'm an artist as well as a writer. Oh, what joy.
Anyway, that's all for now. I hope y'all enjoy my stories! If not, well...that's okay, too. :)
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