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Author has written 17 stories for Teen Titans, StarTrek: The Original Series, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Invader Zim, iCarly, Generator Rex, Hanna is not a Boys Name, and Sherlock. OH. MY. FUCK. My external hard-drive wouldn't connect to our ancient computer anymore, so my dad's solution was to wipe it clean and see if it will hook up to our new computer. Guess where about 75% of all my fanfic writing was? Now guess who wants to burst into tears like a little girl? :c Name: You can call me whatever you want, but I usually just go by Boredom, Jinx, Space Boy, Raph, or Tori. Age: Nineteen (my birthday is the first of March, but I somehow always forget to update this profile on that day. Oh, well.) Location: See country (above). Otherwise, my house, Texas. Likes: Gay men getting it on; reading (usually fanfics with gay men in them, but also the occasional book or two); writing (again, usually fanfics with gay men in them); drawing (gay men -- I think I'm seeing a trend here); my Tae Kwon Do/weapons/grappling classes; candy and other sweet things; techno/trance/stuff my parents listened to when they were teenagers (I grew up listening to things like Duran Duran, B.B. King, Van Halen, and Prince -- what?); cartoons (I'm childish, shut up); video games; the list goes on and on. Dislikes: Errors in spelling/grammar/punctuation (seriously, how hard is it to understand what the squiggly little lines under your words mean in Word? I can understand a few mistakes, but at least TRY!); people who try to shove their ideas down my throat when they know I don't care about whatever it is they're talking about; most country/rap/dubstep/"screamo" music (which is funny because I like a lot of music, just not THOSE kinds of music); loud beeping noises; running... Again, the list goes on and on. Will (90% of the Time) Never Read/Write: M-preg fics; O.C. fics where the O.C. and an actual character fall in love (I don't care if your story HAS an O.C. in it, but when I read a fic, it isn't going to be for your character); stories where you make the characters "talk dirty" to each other during sex (calling your lover a "cum-slut" or whatever, no matter how much you like or dislike them, is not my idea of hot); second-person point-of-views (example: "YOU stared at his hand as he came towards YOU." I just don't like these for some reason, I'm not sure why); song-fics that rely on the song to carry the plot of the story even if it's just a one-shot; most threesomes (I'm VERY protective of my OTPs); stories with poor spelling/punctuation/grammar. HOWEVER, there will always be exceptions to the rules, and usually the exception to these would be if the plot is good enough for me to ignore the things that I don't like (although it's extremely rare for the M-preg and O.C./character fics). That's why it says "90% of the Time;" there have been cases where something will lie in that tiny ten percent and I read and like a fic that I normally wouldn't. Those are almost always written by authors that I already know, love, and trust, though. Things to Know: I MAKE MISTAKES! I'll be the first to admit that, and don't get me wrong, it sucks when it happens, but, like all things, it happens. To err is human, right? So, if you catch a mistake I've made -- especially in one of my stories -- then go ahead and tell me! I seriously do appreciate it when people let me know that I've totally screwed something up. It makes me a better person. I LIKE TO FIND OUT WHEN I'VE MESSED UP BECAUSE THEN I CAN FIX WHATEVER I'VE MESSED UP! Plus, it'll become a sort of reminder for me in the future to stop and think, "Hey, wait a second...didn't (insert name here) tell me once that (blah-blah-blah) is ACTUALLY supposed to be (bleh-blargh)? Yeah, that's right! Thank goodness they told me that -- now I won't look like such a total dumb-ass when I (blank)! Thanks, (insert same name here)! You're the greatest!" So please, let me know these things. Also, I am incredibly LAZY when it comes to updating fics. If you want something to get updated NOW, then leave a review telling me to get my ass in gear. It may take me a while, though, as I apparently have the attention span of a half-brained cricket and I get distracted by other projects very easily. For example, the problem that's taking up most of my time right now is a plot-less, humanized-because-of-reasons TMNT: 2012 mini-comic/experiment that may or may not crawl it's way onto the Internet. Because I like to pretend I'm an artist as well as a writer. Oh, what joy. Anyway, that's all for now. I hope y'all enjoy my stories! If not, well...that's okay, too. :) | |||||||
1. Not Drunk reviewsWhen we Johnlockians get together on Omegle, well...thus ensues this craziness. Sherlock sends John drunken texts leading him to his bedroom. Fluffy!PWP. Ignoring or after Reichenbach. Co-authored with the awesome lyraeliowy - look her up, she's awesome. :DSherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete2. LET'S DO THIS! reviewsAn old gift for HannaFalkCrossplay on YouTube, based on her video of the same name. No pairings, just short randomness.Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-12 - Hanna F. & Zombie - Complete3. Bad Connection reviewsAfter a fight in a museum, Slade and Robin awaken to find themselves in a jungle where they are forced to play a game by somebody else's rules. It's a race against time, an unknown enemy, and each other. However, if, after one year, the two can't come to terms with each other and their new-found Empathic powers, then it's game over. They lose…in the worst possible way. Sladin.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-12 - Slade & Robin4. Bound DISCONTINUED! BEING REWRITTEN! » reviewsWhen Robin finds himself trapped in a jungle with Slade, neither knowing where they are, trouble could arise as they find that they can't get away from each other and start feeling what the other feels...both physically AND emotionally. Slash, multi-chap.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 12-11-11 - Published: 7-28-09 - Robin & Slade5. Desert Rose » reviewsArabian, non-historically accurate AU. When Prince Roshan is confronted with a strange traveler who claims to be privvy to a plot to take his life, the young king-to-be is forced to disappear and change his identity forever: Rob...in...? Slash, Sladin.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-11 - Slade & Robin6. Trial and Error » reviewsJust a fight scene and a sex scene that I needed to make to practice, using one of my favorite pairings, Slade/Robin! Dedicated! Perhaps fluffy? Or dark? Who knows. Rated M for obvious reasons.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-19-11 - Published: 12-26-09 - Slade & Robin - Complete7. Our Fates » reviewsNOT AU. Two years after Agent Six goes Rogue, Rex makes it his personal secret mission to find him. But what happens when it's Six who finds him first? SEx. Meaning Six/Rex man-on-man LURVE. Rating may change. Don't like, don't read. A "what-if" fic.Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-6-10 - Published: 11-27-10 - Agent Six & Rex S.8. Chocolate and Bananas reviewsWhen Sam runs away from home, she has no one else to turn to but Spencer since Carly isn't home. I SWEAR, it's better than it sounds and it's NOT cliché - it just seems like that because I can't say anything without saying too much. Rating WILL rise! SPAMiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-17-10 - Sam P. & Spencer S.9. The End reviewsKirk must deliver a speech at a crew-member's funeral. Sad, character-death obviously. Will NOT be completed - you can do the honors yourself if you'd like, but I won't.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete10. Temper, Temper! reviewsSleep deprived, alone, and half starved, Dib arrives at Zim's door, asking for help. Zim's reaction? Ask the computer why he wasn't shot on sight, then let him face-plant onto the floor. Hopefully funny. Multi-chap. Rating will rise. ZADR! BIG GRIN!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-10 - Zim & Dib11. Less reviewsOne year after she left the Labyrinth, and she is trapped. She wants to go back, but she has changed. Dark! No pairing, but somewhat Jareth/Sarah. T for a reason! Accidentally inspired by "Paradise" by Vanessa Carlton. Poetry maybe?Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-10 - Sarah - Complete12. Eos » reviewsSpock and Kirk, on forced-vacation, need to get a FEW things off their chests. -Unintentionally multi-chap. Sorry!-StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-5-09 - Spock & J. Kirk13. Hiccup! reviewsHarry has a small problem, which Snape offers to fix for him. Slash! VERY minor 'Deathly Hollows' spoiler-warning. Yaoi HPSSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-14-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete14. The Forsaken and the Drowned »Just the first few chapters of my book. Might change what's in there, might not. Simply curious to see what y'all think. Don't have a plan for where it's going yet, so feel free to make suggestions. Rated M to be safe and because, well, I know myself. XDMisc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 10-19-0915. Snare OR Self Destruction reviewsSlade has found the perfect apprentice, but is too MUCH of a good thing REALLY a good thing?Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-09 - Slade - Complete16. When Stars Collide, My Starlight reviewsJim asks Spock to see him in his quarters after alpha-shift, but what will Spock do when things go a little too far? One-shot drabble. First-time Star Trek fanfic. Rated T for minor cursing, male/male relationship, and major make-out-session-time. Enjoy.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-09 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete17. Yearnings reviewsJust a random Teen Titans drabble between Robin and Slade. WARNING: If you don't like yaoi, slash, or yaoi/slash, then just back away SLOWLY, and MAYBE this won't blow up in your face. One-shot. RATED M FOR A REASON, PEOPLE.Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-25-09 - Robin & Slade - Complete
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