Hello dear reader, I thank you for reading this. It means you must have read one of my reviews and thought I was interesting. Or that you are very bored.

I am a danish fanfic writer who aims to be amongst the top writers here on fanfiction.net. I'll probably never become that good, but I might as well try. Feel free to PM me if you have something to talk to me about, if you have guessed what my secret projects are (I dare you to figure the secret pattern out!) or if you are simply bored. The HOLY OCEAN SUNFISH knows that this is probably the place where I talk the most... Also, feel free to poke me and say "Remember to write!" I don't mind, and I get easily distracted from important things. So, actually, please poke me, I beg of you!

My favourite animes include Digimon, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Monster, Haruhi Suzumiya and K-On. (Spot the odd one out)

UPDATE (11/07/2010): IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED! W00T! Please Read and Review, I could really use the feedback. We also now know that "soon" is a relative term. I think I like the Geological soon...

It should also be noted that I plan to finish my stories before uploading them, since I have a bad habit of taking far too long breaks between writing chapters, and I wouldn't want read a story like that.

Ø*Ø*

My finished projects are:

Breaking the Wall of Weird (formerly Secret Project: Last Survivor Sells Crushing Oviraptors For Free): In short, a Superman/Lucky Star Crossover. I really just planned to make one of these, and the plot is simply how I thought such a story would end up. Still, I like the end result. And the people who have reviewed it like it as well. C:

Ø*Ø*

I don't really know what Project to focus on now, but I think I will go with Secret Project: Yodeling Xtra Monsters Fly Freighters . However, I might also take one of the following:

Secret Project: Laconic Super Angry Unicorns Woo Frenzied Furries

Secret Project: Lately Super Dumped Apes Creep Originally From France

Secret Project: Totalitarian Beaches Crunches Offending Folk Forcibly

Or something else entirely... We will see (and looking at my speed, we will see in a few years...)