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since: 04-14-02, id: 199791, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
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Author has written 20 stories for Les Miserables, Highlander, and Harry Potter.

8/14/09 - Yes, I am indeed back. And I come bearing a metric sh!tload of "Between the Dog and the Wolf" chapters. Progress!

Here's a perplexing fact, though. My traffic indicators are telling me that literally hundreds of people are trooping through my stories on monthly basis, and yet practically no one leaves reviews. I wish more of them did - then I'd at least know that they are real readers and not some sort of a glitch in the system.

8/20/09 - Here it is, the big moment of truth - Javert spills his guts to Valjean. I hope I didn't lay it on too thick.

9/02/09 - The hit count for "Between the Dog and the Wolf" passed 20,000 today! Wow, you guys. That's pretty awesome. Thanks to everyone who is reading this monster.

REMINDER to my reviewers: If you have a question or want additional information about something, log in to leave your review or else I can't answer you!

9/04/09 - The Document Manager seems to be broken. Updates will have to wait until the bug is fixed.

UPDATE: Apparently, the Document Manager still accepts .html formats. Will work from there.

9/06/09 - "Between the Dog and the Wolf" now up to fifty chapters. Wow. I am impressed with my own verbosity.

11/04/09 - NaNoWriMo time. All fanfic (meaning, basically, "Dog Wolf") on hiatus. sigh I will finish this at some point. There's not that many chapters left, comparatively speaking.


Briefly on my Les Miserables fanfic in general: it's all about Javert.

Of everyone in the story, I consider him most ill-fated, misunderstood and underappreciated. I do not consider him a "villain." He is void of double standards, of hypocrisy, and, unfortunately, of compromise - but that doesn't make him a bad guy. It just makes him somewhat unpleasant, especially when you're on his wrong side - I expect that innocent people unjustly persecuted might well find him an angel from God. I also think mercy is not a thing to be treated frivolously. Mercy without Justice soon grows unmerciful, as C.S. Lewis had it. Hence the demise of Javert makes me uneasy.

After reading and re-reading every bit of the book dealing with Javert, both in transltion and in the original, as well as perusing some academic literature on the subject, I came to the conclusion that Hugo ended up writing two characters, not one.

The first was the Javert he described: a crude man, completely devoted to duty, simple as a dry turd and just about as appealing.

The other was the Javert he showed. That Javert is almost the exact opposite of the first one. He can't open his mouth without cracking a joke; he can't string more than two words that would sound even remotely dry and official (which is strange, considering how long he served in the police); and he loves drama, flair, and mysteries.

So far every single production of Les Mis, be it on stage or on screen, made use only of the first Javert and ignored the second one completely. Moreover, the priggish Javert they portrayed often got endowed with qualities he didn't even have in the book but which seemed to suit him, like religious fanaticism and ruthlessness. (And don't even get me started about everyone making Javert white all of a sudden. Shows what they know about the history of Gypsies in Europe, and France in particular.)

I won't go into details to explain why this interpretation of Javert appalls me. An adroit, sharp-tongued agent is habitually interpreted into a dull and often villanous bureaucrat, usually from sheer laziness, but often because doing Javert justice would completly eclipse simplistic narrative. If anyone would just read the book carefully, they'd notice that Javert is shown to be far more like the brilliant and flamboyant Paul Smecker of "Boondock Saints" than Marshal Samuel Gerard of "The Fugitive" - regardless of what Hugo might say about him in the same chapter, or even on the same page.

Anyway, the prudish, boring Javert has been done to death. Everyone does him. I'm sick of him. So every piece of my writing will focus on the Other Side of Javert - the one that gets so little press. The one that has odd tics, mumbles non-sequiturs to itself, throws everyone off balance, can't maintain a conversation without hijacking it, and likes to dress up in costumes.

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1. Between the Dog and the Wolf » reviews
A month after the barricades fall, Valjean finds himself in the middle of a mystery. Violence, language, mild sexuality. Part of the 'You Know Nothing of Javert' series. Ch 52 posted! Warning: a kiss of sorts happens.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 55 - Words: 71,826 - Reviews: 398 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-28-04 - Valjean & Javert
2. Schwarzwald, Schluchsee, und Sonnenshein » reviews
A Les Miserables Highlander crossover. In 2006, Jean Valjean summons his exnemesis Javert to help him sort out a young headhunter. But are there more dangerous enemies waiting in the shadows? Ch. 11 up.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 7-28-05
3. Schwarzwald, Schluchsee und Sonnenschein » reviews
Two old friends meet by the lakeside in Black Forest in 2006... two very, very old friends. A Les Mis Highlander crossover.
Crossover - Highlander & Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 7-14-05 - Methos & Valjean
4. A House Divided » reviews
Is Valjean losing his mind?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 10-16-05 - Valjean
5. Est Nomen Omen? reviews
Madame Hooch's niece will get Sorted... as soon as the teachers can stop laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-05 - Minerva M. - Complete
6. Oops, I Left Your Personality In My Other Pants » reviews
A study in the undeserved abuse of a worthy character.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-8-05 - Javert - Complete
7. Inspector Javert's Very Bad Day » reviews
Javert in Wonderland, for a very arbitrary definition of Wonderland. Takes literally the phrase 'He had but little skull.' Part of the "You Know Nothing of Javert" story arc.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-26-05 - Published: 3-25-04 - Javert & Fantine - Complete
8. Across a Crowded Ballroom reviews
Javert knows. Valjean knows that Javert knows. Javert knows that Valjean knows that he knows. So what is left to the boys? Only smalltalk. Part of the You Know Nothing of Javert series.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-1-05 - Javert & Valjean - Complete
9. The Interview » reviews
March, 1814: a soldier of the decimated Grande Armee becomes a detective with the newly instituted Security Brigade of Paris. Part of the You Know Nothing of Javert series.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 3-19-05 - Javert - Complete
10. Career choices reviews
Montparnasse has received a mysterious letter and must now find out who discovered his secret. Not part of my main story arc.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-05 - Javert - Complete
11. Unevenly matched reviews
Courfeyrac makes the mistake of challenging a stranger to a game of Russian billiards.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-7-04 - Bahorel - Complete
12. Pun fully intended reviews
Challenge from gleamswhichpass: a drabble involving a pun. Get ready to groan.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-1-04 - Javert & Bahorel - Complete
13. On the steps of a wineshop reviews
Challenge drabble. Two men ponder loss of direction.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-14-04 - Grantaire & Valjean - Complete
14. Marius' nightmare reviews
Marius dreams of unpleasantness.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-11-04 - Marius & Bahorel - Complete
15. Javert's Guide to telling Fortunes on a Cockroach reviews
Pure and undiluted idiocy. Javert's fortunetelling id and his logical superego are having a battle of wits.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-17-04 - Javert - Complete
16. In the name of the law, debugged reviews
This is a repost of the Robo!Javert code, somewhat expanded and finally debugged to the best of my modest ability.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-25-04 - Javert - Complete
17. The Second Incarnation can also be the Eighth reviews
This was a spontaneous parturition and will probably have no prequels or sequels. You can blame it squarely on DragonLadyChauvelin. Rated as it is because Valjean is a bit of a horny old goat.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-04 - Valjean & Javert - Complete
18. M sur M police station revisited » reviews
The scene as Hugo would never have shown it: without clearly defined villainvictim roles.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-4-03 - Published: 7-9-03 - Javert & Fantine - Complete
19. In the name of the law! » reviews
Hugo was misinformed: Javert was actually a robot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-29-02 - Published: 9-26-02 - Javert - Complete
20. Superstitions reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 4-30-02 - Javert - Complete
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