Hey,

I love Gilmore Girls. Some call me a obsessed, but I just say no..I'm a Super Fan!! Currently I have only 7 stories. But I'm in the process of writing two more. They will be a joint story with dear friends of mine: DramaQueen1103 and another friend playingmakebelieve

I plan to put a smile on everyone face! So if you need cheering up, just come to me!

Well as a writer..I need to get to my writing! So Tah-Tah!

I recently made a Facebook page for Fanfiction. So check it out. Has pictures and hoping to report updates.

My Fanfic Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001085601353

My website: http://coffeebeannersclassics.weebly.com

Check out the in work (Parenthood) story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z014HzP2p0

(If any links do not work, please notify me)

Almost anything can be dirty The four food groups consist of fast food, junk food, frozen pizza and take out Always carry a book, you never know when you'll need it Oy with the poddles already! God Lives in London Coffee is essential for survivial Swans are vicious birds Snow is magical The difference between cows and humans is hay Childbrith is like doing the splits on a crate of dynamite The fish flies at night If you walk with a Harry Potter book on your head and drop the book, Harry will die If men can name their kids after themselves, why not women? Never buy something just because it's furry Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style Copper Boom! It's much better to have a haunted leg than a cold You can never have too many thanksgiving dinners Booze is grown-up milk and cookies Make sure to invite bikers and low life's over when your parents leave town Fancy water has nothing on coffee A lap is an illusion If you're fustrated with someone, try pushing him into a lake When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the balcony window The answer to problems in the Mid-East is poop Dressing up in a cute little maid costume is as close as any self-respecting girl needs to get to cleaning up Answer the pepperoni Roomba vaccum and entertainment is one nifty package Bad girls always wear red nail polish Doing laundry is highly overrated Blasting the Cure after having a bad day will do wonders Chocolate makes it all better 8:00 means 8:15 Always dodge your overbareing mother's phone calls Wearing a dress that says,"come and get it," doesnt mean you're a slut You can never have too many books Reheated pizza sucks Saturday is the day of prerest Yoga kills Women at sixty-forty bars want one thing: their names on the will Some just aren't meant to be pet owners Never let your guy friend drive the car your boyfriend made for you Why wear normal lipstick when you can wear flavored? You wanna learn how to play the drums? Bang on some pots and pans for a while You know you've reached rock bottom when you're stuck planning a kids Lord of the Rings party. For a kid that isn't yours Four n four means no martini's for four years (gasp) Some keys can talk George Clooney beats any man Never sit with a group of girls who enjoy talking about prom colors-it will end badly Termites are evil Having a gym card is just as good as going to one (plus they come in handy when breaking into churches) Always make sure your boyfriend has enough money to outbid your guy friend Procrastination is a rule to live by Never sleep with your ex Cakes can never have too much chocolate Mock those who like to run Sweet means bad butt Every girl should have a dirty monkey lamp Babies don't know their butt from a hole in the ground Throwing your life away for a guy is only worth it if he has a motorcycle Never ever go to lunch alone with the mother Butt crack bareing jeans never go out of style Dating your daughter's teacher is a no no Having hot parents can suck sometimes The bigger the pizza, the better Never let your child-hating friend baby sit Make sure your hubby got fixed before doing the dirty Always bring ice Wallowing is necassary after a break up No running with scissors Coffee keeps you peppy Doing cartwheels is a sure fire way to catch a guys attention Don't date anyone your mother knows Having a driver can come in handy sometimes You can't mock the mocking When in doubt, road trip! Never volunteer to host a rummage sale Cats pity the single Always have a mirror, condoms and a can of bread crumbs in your purse at all times Avoid strangers, or you'll end up watering their lawn "Air pants", are tights for men Bandages can't fix broken windows A girl can never have too much denium How ink comes out of pens will always be a mystery Talking baby talk to babies will prevent them from being fully tarded Sometimes, tough love is neccassary And last but not least... The greatest bond is that of a mother and daughter : ) [Copy & Paste if you love Gilmore Girls! And know what these phrases mean :)]