Author has written 54 stories for Young Avengers, Harry Potter, Avengers, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, X-Men, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Supernatural, Pokémon, Assassin's Creed, and Rise of the Guardians.
“TO THE WALL!”
[^ Thanks to Simplicity is Bliss for the quote]
Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works. (J.R.R. Tolkien)
My imagination is… worthy of a Bruckheimer movie! (Deadpool)
Readers are my vampires (Italo Calvino)
A good reader is as rare as a good writer (Jorge Luis Borges)
Heterosexuality is not normal; it’s just common. (Dorothy Parker)
ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta [a.k.a Pixie-Rings] is an English fanfiction writer who lives in Italy and who spends her time doing just that: writing fanfiction. She tells her parents she is writing a novel when in reality she is dedicating her time to male-on-male PWP. She enjoys fluff, and writes industrial amounts of it. She also enjoys humour, but that frequently ends up more crack on crack than anything. She will sometimes try her hand at angst, but fails, as she is not emo enough for that sort of thing. She doesn’t bother with a beta reader, although she knows she should, but she only has a chance to upload once a month if that and therefore doesn’t worry about it too much.
Her updates are painfully slow, as she is a combination of laziness, attention deficiency disorder and writer’s block, and she usually gets her best ideas when she is snuggled up in bed late at night and can’t be bothered to turn the light on, turn the computer on and write, or even grab her phone and use the notepad on that.
She also draws fanart and original art, which can be found on DeviantART. She also has a LiveJournal, which is mainly used for ramblings and disconnected, entitled ranting. Thou hast been warned.
She particularly loves it when people write nice and articulate reviews to her fanfiction *hint hint* and laughs at flames. She likes it when people like her work, and doesn’t care if they don’t, although, in two years of fanfiction writing, she has only ever received one flame. That leads her to believe she is doing something right, even if she isn’t quite sure what. If you refer to her in reviews as Candid Queen of the Radiant Morning Ornate of the Light of a Thousand Resplendent Stars, she will be exceptionally happy. Pixie is just as good.
Feel absolutely free to send her a private message, if only just to talk. Don’t worry, she doesn’t actually talk about herself in the third person.
She shall soon branch out to Fictionpress.com as well, so as to finally (hopefully) do some original work as well. Watch this space for a link.
THINGS SHE IS WORKING ON AT THE MOMENT:
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match: there WILL be a new chapter. I’m just sort of stuck on it. But don’t worry.
Just Kidding; Through the Looking Glass; The Rainbow Series: on permanent hiatus, or at least until I get my wits together. Just so you know, there’s more chance of me rewriting and continuing TtLG than JK or tRS.
Pokemon: Rebirth: Will eventually be rewritten to include canon I so blatantly ignored, now I am once again up to date on the games.
Various oneshots, AUs and the like.
SOME FAVOURITES AND STUFF
Axis Powers Hetalia: America/England; Germany/Italy; Sweden/Finland; France/Canada; Spain/Romano; Japan/Greece; Prussia/Austria; Russia/China; Denmark/Norway; Belgium/Hungary; Turkey/Egypt
Assassin’s Creed: Altair/Malik; Ezio/Leonardo; Shaun/Desmond; Rebecca/Lucy
Marvel: Iron Man/Captain America; Wiccan/Hulkling; Iceman/Northstar; Spider-Man/Human Torch; Ms. Marvel/Spider-Woman; Thor/Sif; Thor/Loki (movieverse only)
Good Omens: Aziraphale/Crowley
Pokémon (games only): Green/Red; Gold/Silver; Morty/Falkner; Steven/Brendan; Volkner/Lucas; Lucas/Barry; Kris/May; Dawn/Cynthia; Erika/Sabrina; Brock/Misty; Leaf/Hilda; N/Hilbert; Bianca/Cheren; Flannery/Flint; Volkner/Flint; Volkner/Riley;
Lord of the Rings: Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas; Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Gil-Galad; Aragorn/Faramir; Arwen/Éowyn; Celeborn/Thranduil.
Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius; Albus/Scorpius; Dumbledore/Grindelwald; Teddy/James; James/Lily; Harry/Draco; Neville/Luna
Naruto: NaruSasu, KakaIru, KisaIta, ShikaTema, KanKiba, NaruGaa, SasuSui, GaiTen, LeeSaku, GenRai, KoteIzu, AnShizu, SasoDei, HidanKaku
Supernatural: Dean/Castiel; Anna/Ruby
Fave Books: Harry Potter; Good Omens; American Gods; Anansi Boys; His Dark Materials; Lord of the Rings; Artemis Fowl; Maurice; Milligan’s War; Sherlock Holmes; The Discworld Series; the Hobbit; The Children of Húrin.
Fave movies: Life of Brian; V for Vendetta; Lord of the Rings; Milk; Iron Man 1 & 2; Spider-Man 1, 2 & 3; The Incredible Hulk; X-Men 1 & 2; Wilde; the Princess and the Frog; Aladdin; Tangled; Thor; Captain America: the First Avenger; Sherlock Holmes 2009; The Hunchback of Notre Dame;
Fave TV Series: Supernatural; House; C.S.I Crime Scene Investigation; Oz; Merlin; Blackadder Goes Forth; Brothers & Sisters; the Tudors; Doctor Who; Law & Order SVU; Torchwood;
Fave Manga/Anime: Axis Powers Hetalia; Sailor Moon; Vassalord; Fullmetal Alchemist; Kuroshitsuji; Loveless; Ergo Proxy
Fave Comics: Iron Man; Captain America; Young Avengers; New Avengers; Classic Avengers; Mighty Thor
Fave Music: Led Zeppelin; Glenn Miller; The Sex Pistols; the Doors; The Clash; the Who; Queen; ABBA; Era; Enya; Mika; Guns n’ Roses; Do As Infinity; Jethro Tull; Yoko Kanno; Rufus Wainwright; Seth Lakeman
www.pixie-rings.deviantart.com - my DeviantART page
– my LiveJournal
- my Twitter
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