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Author has written 54 stories for Young Avengers, Harry Potter, Avengers, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, X-Men, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Supernatural, Pokémon, Assassin's Creed, and Rise of the Guardians. “TO THE WALL!” [^ Thanks to Simplicity is Bliss for the quote] Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works. (J.R.R. Tolkien) My imagination is… worthy of a Bruckheimer movie! (Deadpool) Readers are my vampires (Italo Calvino) A good reader is as rare as a good writer (Jorge Luis Borges) Heterosexuality is not normal; it’s just common. (Dorothy Parker) ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta [a.k.a Pixie-Rings] is an English fanfiction writer who lives in Italy and who spends her time doing just that: writing fanfiction. She tells her parents she is writing a novel when in reality she is dedicating her time to male-on-male PWP. She enjoys fluff, and writes industrial amounts of it. She also enjoys humour, but that frequently ends up more crack on crack than anything. She will sometimes try her hand at angst, but fails, as she is not emo enough for that sort of thing. She doesn’t bother with a beta reader, although she knows she should, but she only has a chance to upload once a month if that and therefore doesn’t worry about it too much. Her updates are painfully slow, as she is a combination of laziness, attention deficiency disorder and writer’s block, and she usually gets her best ideas when she is snuggled up in bed late at night and can’t be bothered to turn the light on, turn the computer on and write, or even grab her phone and use the notepad on that. She also draws fanart and original art, which can be found on DeviantART. She also has a LiveJournal, which is mainly used for ramblings and disconnected, entitled ranting. Thou hast been warned. She particularly loves it when people write nice and articulate reviews to her fanfiction *hint hint* and laughs at flames. She likes it when people like her work, and doesn’t care if they don’t, although, in two years of fanfiction writing, she has only ever received one flame. That leads her to believe she is doing something right, even if she isn’t quite sure what. If you refer to her in reviews as Candid Queen of the Radiant Morning Ornate of the Light of a Thousand Resplendent Stars, she will be exceptionally happy. Pixie is just as good. Feel absolutely free to send her a private message, if only just to talk. Don’t worry, she doesn’t actually talk about herself in the third person. She shall soon branch out to Fictionpress.com as well, so as to finally (hopefully) do some original work as well. Watch this space for a link. THINGS SHE IS WORKING ON AT THE MOMENT: Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match: there WILL be a new chapter. I’m just sort of stuck on it. But don’t worry. Just Kidding; Through the Looking Glass; The Rainbow Series: on permanent hiatus, or at least until I get my wits together. Just so you know, there’s more chance of me rewriting and continuing TtLG than JK or tRS. Pokemon: Rebirth: Will eventually be rewritten to include canon I so blatantly ignored, now I am once again up to date on the games. Various oneshots, AUs and the like. SOME FAVOURITES AND STUFF Fave Pairings Axis Powers Hetalia: America/England; Germany/Italy; Sweden/Finland; France/Canada; Spain/Romano; Japan/Greece; Prussia/Austria; Russia/China; Denmark/Norway; Belgium/Hungary; Turkey/Egypt Assassin’s Creed: Altair/Malik; Ezio/Leonardo; Shaun/Desmond; Rebecca/Lucy Marvel: Iron Man/Captain America; Wiccan/Hulkling; Iceman/Northstar; Spider-Man/Human Torch; Ms. Marvel/Spider-Woman; Thor/Sif; Thor/Loki (movieverse only) Good Omens: Aziraphale/Crowley Pokémon (games only): Green/Red; Gold/Silver; Morty/Falkner; Steven/Brendan; Volkner/Lucas; Lucas/Barry; Kris/May; Dawn/Cynthia; Erika/Sabrina; Brock/Misty; Leaf/Hilda; N/Hilbert; Bianca/Cheren; Flannery/Flint; Volkner/Flint; Volkner/Riley; Lord of the Rings: Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas; Glorfindel/Erestor; Elrond/Gil-Galad; Aragorn/Faramir; Arwen/Éowyn; Celeborn/Thranduil. Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius; Albus/Scorpius; Dumbledore/Grindelwald; Teddy/James; James/Lily; Harry/Draco; Neville/Luna Naruto: NaruSasu, KakaIru, KisaIta, ShikaTema, KanKiba, NaruGaa, SasuSui, GaiTen, LeeSaku, GenRai, KoteIzu, AnShizu, SasoDei, HidanKaku Supernatural: Dean/Castiel; Anna/Ruby Fave Books: Harry Potter; Good Omens; American Gods; Anansi Boys; His Dark Materials; Lord of the Rings; Artemis Fowl; Maurice; Milligan’s War; Sherlock Holmes; The Discworld Series; the Hobbit; The Children of Húrin. Fave movies: Life of Brian; V for Vendetta; Lord of the Rings; Milk; Iron Man 1 & 2; Spider-Man 1, 2 & 3; The Incredible Hulk; X-Men 1 & 2; Wilde; the Princess and the Frog; Aladdin; Tangled; Thor; Captain America: the First Avenger; Sherlock Holmes 2009; The Hunchback of Notre Dame; Fave TV Series: Supernatural; House; C.S.I Crime Scene Investigation; Oz; Merlin; Blackadder Goes Forth; Brothers & Sisters; the Tudors; Doctor Who; Law & Order SVU; Torchwood; Fave Manga/Anime: Axis Powers Hetalia; Sailor Moon; Vassalord; Fullmetal Alchemist; Kuroshitsuji; Loveless; Ergo Proxy Fave Comics: Iron Man; Captain America; Young Avengers; New Avengers; Classic Avengers; Mighty Thor Fave Music: Led Zeppelin; Glenn Miller; The Sex Pistols; the Doors; The Clash; the Who; Queen; ABBA; Era; Enya; Mika; Guns n’ Roses; Do As Infinity; Jethro Tull; Yoko Kanno; Rufus Wainwright; Seth Lakeman RANDOM LINKS www.pixie-rings.deviantart.com - my DeviantART page www.pixie-rings.livejournal.com – my LiveJournal http://twitter.com/PixieRings - my Twitter | |||||||
1. Taking It SlowThey've done angry sex. They do angry sex all the time. But sometimes… it's nice to have a change. And although Tommy is impatient, once in a while he allows it to just slow down, much to his eternal chagrin.Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Published: 4-20-13 - Noh-Varr/Marvel Boy & Tommy S./Speed - Complete2. Spring Thaw reviewsWhenever Jack wins a challenge, he asks for one thing: sex. This forces Bunnymund to begin to rethink a lot of things.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-4-13 - Bunnymund & Jack Frost - Complete3. The Thing with Feathers reviewsAster is a single father working hard to keep his family. Jack is the boy next door, and the babysitter. They're just searching for the same thing.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-4-13 - Bunnymund & Jack Frost - Complete4. Just a Taster reviewsAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-12 - Jack Frost & Bunnymund - Complete5. To a Steadfast Heart » reviewsA collection of one hundred SuFin oneshots, showing the many sides of Sweden and Finland's relationship. In war, in peace, in sickness and in health, for better and for worse.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-31-12 - Published: 10-8-12 - Sweden & Finland6. Liberal of Feet, and Lavish with Her Hands reviewsAfter a disastrous night at a club, Prussia makes amends and at the same time proves he's a closet romantic. Late birthday and Christmas fic for Jacquzy.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-12 - Austria & Prussia - Complete7. The Reluctant Rabbit and the Hormonal Teenager reviewsEver since they got together, Jack's been sort of desperate to end his three hundred-year virginity. Bunnymund, however, is taking it too slow for comfort.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-31-12 - Jack Frost & Bunnymund - Complete8. The Thrill of the Chase reviewsThey chase each other endlessly, but those chased are eventually caught.Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-12 - Jack Frost & Bunnymund - Complete9. All Is Fair in Love and War » reviewsA collection of drabbles, ficlets and drablets about the nations of the world. Various pairingsHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-8-12 - Published: 10-30-1010. Homecoming reviewsAfter a long war campaign, King Alfred returns home.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-12 - England/Britain & America - Complete11. Last Chance » reviewsAfter years refusing every prospective guardian that is offered to him, Arthur the mage is given one last chance in the form of Alfred, a warrior newly graduated from the Warrior's Academy. If he doesn't make this work, his life will be changed forever.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,863 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-23-12 - Published: 2-15-12 - England/Britain & America12. Songbird reviewsGilbert is the devil, the Joker. He skips through night and dances through darkness, torturing the inhabitants of the Four Kingdoms. But there is one mortal, his pretty songbird, that he cannot bring himself to hurt.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-23-12 - Prussia & Austria - Complete13. Schwanengesang reviewsBut now he knows he will die, as he gazes into the thick white flurry. And he lets his mind wander, wander far, far away to happier times. And he wonders, and regrets.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-12-11 - Prussia & Austria - Complete14. Mi Piaci perché Mi Piaci » reviewsWhen Feliciano is 'rescued' by Ludwig, he decides they're going to be together! Ludwig's reticence is just a minor bump in the road...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-2-11 - N. Italy & Germany - Complete15. Canvas reviewsEzio gave him a sceptical look, and Leonardo chuckled again. Reaching out with his paintbrush, he slashed across Ezio's nose. Ezio gasped in shock. "Paint the wall, not me!"Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-25-11 - Ezio A. & Leonardo da Vinci - Complete16. Fast Breaking reviewsTo indulge in each other is the most perfect way to break a fast...Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - Altaïr & Malik - Complete17. Lazy Spanish Mornings reviewsAh, mornings like this… Mornings when he buries his face in pillows that smells of tomatoes and musk and that spicy scent that is just Spain's. It's on mornings like this that Romano can actually admit, he doesn't mind the Spaniard.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-1-11 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete18. Proverbially » reviewsA series of AltMal drabbles based on Arabic proverbs. Writing practice.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-11 - Published: 7-16-11 - Altaïr & Malik19. Al Huriya reviewsSadik is the Sultan of the Al Yildiz Empire. He is arrogant and foolish... Will encountering the mysterious guardian of the Al-Huriya oasis, Gupta, change him for the better?Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-16-11 - Turkey & Egypt - Complete20. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match » reviewsErzsébet is fed up with Gilbert coming onto her. So she decides to get rid of him in a way that will make her doubly happy: setting him up with Roderich! But Gilbert has completely different plans… Rewritten out of dissatisfaction.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-15-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Hungary & Prussia21. How I Learnt to Love the Band or just Its Singer reviewsRemus gets dragged to a gig by Lily, and gets more than he imagined…Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-11 - Remus L. & Sirius B.22. In Which There Are Socks reviewsEngland and America are late for a meeting. A discussion about socks ensues. A late birthday present for Nasty Show.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-11 - England/Britain & America - Complete23. Guilt reviewsVolkner shouldn't feel these things, but Lucas is a kindred spirit.Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-23-11 - Lucas/Kouki & Volkner/Denzi - Complete24. Through the Looking Glass » reviewsWhen something happens to the mirror in the bathroom, Sirius finds himself in swapped places with the Sirius from another world.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 7-23-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B.25. Marmite reviewsMarmite is certainly an acquired taste...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-10 - England/Britain & America - Complete26. Thirst reviewsAmerica can't help but moan at that, his hands on England's hips tightening convulsively. This gives a whole know meaning to the words 'lie back and think of England'Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-10 - America & England/Britain27. Patinage à Glace et Chocolat Chaud reviewsCanada tries to teach France to skate. He fails, but learns exactly what France thinks of him.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-30-10 - France & Canada - Complete28. An Artful Play of Contrasts reviewsIt's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisenHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-30-10 - Japan & Greece - Complete29. Five Weird Ways Sirius and Remus Ended Up Dating reviewsFive weird, non-magical ways Remus and Sirius encountered each other that led to everything else.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-7-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B.30. Demon Chicks and Angel Girls reviewsRuby knows perfectly well this is not demonic behaviour, but she cannot resist temptation... Ruby/Anna, first ever femmeslash.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-10 - Ruby & Anna - Complete31. The End of All Things reviews"Unconditional armistice?" he murmurs. He clamps his bottom lip between his teeth. He doesn't want to cry, but his eyes tell a different story.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-10 - N. Italy - Complete32. The Rainbow Series » reviewsA series of small ficlets dedicated to Remus and Sirius concerning the meanings of the eight original 1978 colours of Gilbert Baker's first Gay Pride flag.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-7-10 - Published: 3-20-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B.33. Conquest reviewsThey each have conquered many times over the years…Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete34. Implicit reviewsNaruto doesn't care that Sasuke never says his name during sex. What Naruto says is enough for both of them. Everything's implicit, tacit, there's no need for both of them to say it.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-23-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete35. Promises reviewsItachi makes Kisame promise him something important before he faces Sasuke for the last time…Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-10 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete36. Moon Shadow reviewsWhenever Teddy is in need someone comes to comfort him.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-10 - Teddy L. & Sirius B. - Complete37. When I Kissed the Teacher reviewsSirius Black is in love with his Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher... AU, PoAHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete38. All the Better to See You with reviewsBobby never knew that Jean-Paul was near-sighted.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-10 - Robert D./Iceman & Jean-Paul B./Northstar - Complete39. In a Theater reviewsInspired by the line in one of Alanis Morisette's songs: 'would she go down on you in a theater'. Yeah, that's the summary.Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete40. The Marauder Interview reviewsI interview James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. Duh?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete41. The Finding reviewsItachi has demons to exorcise, and Kisame helps… dark!fic. Read warnings at the beginningNaruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-10 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete42. Seven Red Roses reviewsWho is the one who leaves a red rose in front outside Iruka's front door every morning?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-10 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete43. Lovemaking reviewsBreathing laboured, like he'd run a mile. Body on fire, it really isn't a euphemism.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete44. The Truth in Mistletoe reviewsTeddy and James get trapped under Uncle George's mistletoe.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-20-10 - Teddy L. & James S. P. - Complete45. Something Mighty Queer reviewsIn Rivendell, Sam sees something mighty queer, in more than one way… Elladan/Elrohir/LegolasLord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-20-10 - Samwise G. & Legolas - Complete46. Six Things Steve Loves About Tony reviewsThere's more than six, really, Steve thinks, as he watches Tony sleep quite peacefully after they've made love, but he could narrow it down.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-10 - Complete47. Ever I Watched reviewsRegulus wanted, so Regulus watched. one-sided Blackcest; Remus/SiriusHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-10 - Regulus B. & Sirius B. - Complete48. Drowning in a GlassRemus can't find any other refuge than at the bottom of a glass… Remus/OMCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Published: 2-20-10 - Remus L. - Complete49. We Were Gods reviews"We could be gods, Albus," He said, throwing his arms wide as if to encompass the world in his powerful embrace. "Gods in a world of foolish mortals."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-25-09 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete50. The Chocolate Digestives of Forgiveness reviewsWhen Sirius has to say sorry to Remus, he uses bribery…Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete51. The Artist's Touch reviewsSometimes, Steve draws some questionable stuff…Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-09 - Complete52. James Potter's Best DeQueering Plan Ever! reviewsSirius and Remus want to come out, but James is not happy about his best friend-cum-brother being gay, so he sets up a horrific plan to straighten him again 'again?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-25-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete53. A Natural Evolution reviewsBilly wants Teddy. Simple as that.Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-25-09 - Complete54. Cleaning Out My Closet reviewsTeddy is rooting around in Billy's closet and makes a compromising discovery...Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete
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