My stories largely fall between two categories; there's the older humour/parody works and the more recent, more serious ones. The only agendas I have with writing are to tell a (hopefully) good story and to stay true to the characters. Although there is almost always some romantic pairing involved, the pairing itself doesn't really matter to me that much so long as it makes sense and is right for the story.

My approach to writing can vary; sometimes most of the story is planned in advance; but sometimes it's fun just to drop the characters into a situation and let them get on with it. I always enjoy trying to surprise an audience, and it's fun when the outcome surprises me as well.

Outside of writing I'm a qualified engineer, but I've worked a variety of jobs. Hobbies include swimming, watching bad movies, fishing and playing poker. Feel free to look through the stories, pretend you've read them and leave feedback.

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1. Glass Hearts » reviews

Sequel to Condemned Memories. Returning from the bottle city of Kandor, Clark and Lana soon learn that Metropolis has disappeared. As Earth prepares for war against an enemy it can’t find, it’s up to Clark to halt Brainiac’s schemes.

Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 8-31-07

2. Condemned Memories » reviews

All Clark wants is for Lana's birthday to be special. Instead, he finds himself up against a serial killer, and an enemy from beyond the stars. And then Lana begins to remember the day she died... Now complete.

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,179 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 4-8-07

3. Therein Lies a Tale » reviews

Several years after World's End, Elizabeth Turner lives a peaceful existance with her son, awaiting the return of the man she loves. However, after a hasty reunion with Captain Jack Sparrow, she finds herself once again caught in one of his schemes.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 6-10-07

4. House of Cards » reviews

Finally together with Chloe, Clark seems to be content for the first time in his life. But now there's a demon stalking him, and a powerful force sweeping through Metropolis, destroying everything in it's path...

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-24-07 - Published: 12-4-06

5. Accepted » reviews

Lex takes an interest in Alicia, while another party appears to be monitoring her closely. And when Clark takes steps to protect her, the stakes get dangerously high… Chapter 9 up, and the fic is now complete.

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,717 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 10-29-06

6. More Than A Memory » reviews

Chloe becomes increasingly isolated as she investigates a string of suspicious suicides. As Clark tries to reach out to her, he finds he must save her from herself... and from something even he may not be able to overcome.

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,648 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 7-18-06

7. The Valley » reviews

A Calicia fanfic. Clark meets Alicia for the first time in years, and soon discovers new feelings for her. But as ever, things between them may be too complicated for it to work out.

Complete - Smallville - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 6-8-06

8. Otacon Reveals All reviews

A codec conversation between Otacon and Snake, in which Otacon reveals that The Patriots are building a version of Metal Gear inside his head, along with other random nonsense.

Metal Gear - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-6-03 - Published: 6-6-03

9. Vae Voteus reviews

It's the first ever election in Nosgoth. The candidates - Kain, Vorador, Janos, Zephon and Moebius. Raziel takes us through the campaign. COMPLETE

Complete - Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 5-3-03

10. Get Me Outta This Place! » reviews

Jill Valentine must escape from Racoon City with the help of delinquents Jay and Silent Bob. Chapter 3 - Brad, Time Princess is up.

Resident Evil - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-6-03 - Published: 3-9-03

11. Thrown to the Wind » reviews

Five years after meteor, Cid is dying - but first he must fight one final battle, one which will decide the fate of Rocket Town.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-03 - Published: 3-7-03

12. Countdown the Destruction reviews

After being cut from the WWE as though he were no better than a Tough Enough contesant Eric Bischoff plans his revenge.

Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-7-03 - Published: 3-7-03

13. A Date with Death » reviews

There are lots of desperate people in Nosgoth. Kain and his sons for a start. So when a dating agency opens in Nosgoth could it be that their problems are solved? Or is something more sinister going on? And why does everyone think Kain's dead?As in GONE?

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-1-03 - Published: 1-22-03

14. Fun and Grappling Frolics reviews

I finally have my own show, unfortunately I have to interview WWE stars on it.

Wrestling - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-03 - Published: 1-19-03

15. JR PI » reviews

HHH has disappeared, and JR is trying to find him. Everyone else is desperately trying to stop him.

Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 12-12-02

16. The Ultimate Team reviews

A humorous re-write of what happened when JR and King fought Regal and Storm. COMPLETE

Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-28-02 - Published: 12-28-02

17. Under the Ring » reviews

Kurt Angle is transported to an alternate version of the WWE which is even more horrible than the real one (well, almost.) The 4th and final chapter is here! COMPLETE!

Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-28-02 - Published: 11-3-02

18. An LOK Christmas » reviews

What if Christmas was celebrated in Nosgoth? Would Moebius be allowed round to Kain's for Christmas dinner? What present would Raziel give to Vorador? Features pretty much every LOK character. Chapter 5 now up and the fic is COMPLETE!

Complete - Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-19-02 - Published: 12-7-02

19. Oops reviews

Undertaker reacts badly when a young boy accidently hits a ball off his window. Can Al Wilson save the day?

Wrestling - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 12-7-02

20. The WWE Saga » reviews

A light hearted look at the WWE and it's many characters. Will the father of Mae Young's baby be revealed? Will Eric Bischoff knock everyone out? Will Y2J be taken seriously? The final chapter is up! COMPLETE!

Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 11-17-02 - Published: 8-10-02

21. Blood Omen Street » reviews

All the LOK characters live in the same street with bizarre consequences. I finally updated as per request. COMPLETE!

Complete - Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-9-02 - Published: 9-15-02

22. I Know What Kane Did reviews

Ten years ago Kane, Stacy Kiebler, Dwayne Johnstone, William Regal and Patricia Stratus were out for a drive. The result was the death of Katie Vick. A humorous, non-offensive story. COMPLETE!

Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-20-02 - Published: 10-20-02

23. The Fall of the Proud » reviews

Vegeta seems to be getting weaker by the day. Why is his strength failing him, and can he admit to anyone that he is in trouble before it is too late?

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-22-02 - Published: 9-14-02

24. The Aftermath reviews

Sephiroth and Aeris may be gone, but Cloud can't seem to lose them from his dreams... very short so please take a moment to read it. I'd read yours!

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-11-02 - Published: 6-11-02