Hi! I'm Ashley (INSERT LAST NAME HERE!) I'm (INSERT AGE HERE!) years old! I live at (INSERT STREET ADDRESS, TOWN, AND STATE HERE!)! HA! You actually thought I was gonigt o tell you didn't you! DIDN"T YOU!! Well, the last guy who made me angry learned a very important lesson... Don't mess with Ashley! She has Maximum Ride, Jace Wayland, Isabelle and Alec Lightwood, and Magnus Bane on her side! Plus, she's an honorary shadowhunter! She has a badge to prove it! Don't duobt her and whatever you do, DO NOT TELL THE INQUISITOR!! FOR SHE WILL LOCK YOU UP IN THE COMPASS SHOCK CAGE THINGIE LIKE SHE DID WITH JACE!

You know you're obsessed to Maximum Ride when:

You cried when Fang left the flock in the third one.

You go to the doctors office and you have a female doctor who's anitials are MR, and you say "NOOOOOO!! Max has taken after her father!"

You get bored and daydream about evil pencil toppers chasing after you.

You are at walmart and see two teens who look like Fang and Max in the snack section, and you think about running to the door to save the cevilians from flyboys.

You know you're obsessed with Mortal Instruments when:

You stay up half the night thinking a ravener demon will show up for you to jam a cellphone up it's nostrils. (For the record, this actually happened... Twice. Yeah, I'm pathetic.)

You don't consider yourself human anymore. You call your enemies Mundanes, and your convinced you were switched at birth by a shadowhunter cause you have the "Sight". (This happened too. I was sure I was a shadowhunter for a day until my mom threatened to take me to a mental ward. I mysteriously went "blind." Been blind ever since.)

You cried when they found out Jace was Clary's brother. (I threw my book out the window, but I forgot I was reading it on my laptop. I almost killed the neighbor's cat, I DID kill my computer, though.)

You get randomly inspired to make Max from Maximum Ride a shadowhunter, not knowing it, for a FF... In the middle of Gym class where you faked getting your period a year after you got it... Twice. Stupid Gym teacher! (Yep, this happened too!)

Okay, I think we learned something very important today, class. Ashley's an idiot!

Hey! Ashley here! If you're a fan of Mortal instruments, you should go to my website: http://cup-sword-mirror.ning.com

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yuppers. You could fry an egg on his chest... Ooh, Iggy's chest... TEEHEE... o_O.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Not really. It was sad, but he left us hanging with the Omega-Max-fight. So the whole time I'm like, "GIMME MORE ACTION,". And I still kinda didn't like him for all the stuff he did before.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

See Iggy's answer, but chnge all the Iggys to Fangs.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

The Aw-Ri way.

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

I think of shoes. So everytime I read I have this mental image of some asian guy with Jimy Choos on.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I read it out loud to my brother. He hates book, and he has a personal hate for MR because I like them. He almost died cause he couldn't brethe from laughing so hard.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I was like, "Oh meh GAWD, ge, like, ditched Brigid for, like MAX. SQUEAL." Okay, maybe not, but, you see where I'm going with this.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I was like, "GASP you can't leave Max, Fang, YOU LUFF HERz' Then I ate dinner and forgot all about it.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Nudge Channel.

10. Do you like Jeb?

He's okay, I guess.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?I

was like, it's time for an OMG-Fang-and-Max-grew-gills-what-kinda-conspiracy-is-this-? Moment.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yes, by far. But I liked TFW. I don't know why everyone's being haters to it.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yeah, but I was okay with Nudge's. I mean, she's tired of being a 'freak'. And I'm wondering if she went thru puberty yet, because if mother nature brought her gift, that can cause lottsa angst. But with Angel I'm like, "Why that little brat."

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

In order: STWAOES, AE, SOF, MAX, TFW.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

kryptonite-Three doors down, Get up-Superchic, and if your looking for just a theme song for Max... ONE GIRL REVOLUTION BY SUPERCHIC. It describes her perfectly.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Not really.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

TOTAL...

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Max should learn Guitar.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Iggy being able to see against the white. I think he should stay blind forever. It just kinda got to me that Jimmy P is slowly leading people to believe he's not blind.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax... And NIGGY...

Love,

Showed up,

on my screen,

yesterday,

it,

might sound cliche,

but I wanted it too stay,

I fell in love with fanfiction,

yeah,

now I read fanfics everyday,

oh,

I fell in love with fanfiction,

yeah,

now I read fanfics evryday,

oh,

I was stuck,

with plain books,

for so long,

now,

I say,

that fanfiction,

it's the thing for me,

I fell in love with fanfictions,

yeah,

now I read fanfics,

now I read fanfics,

now I read fanfics everyday... o_O... (_ )

1. Your real name:

Ashley

2. Your gangsta name(first three letters of your real name plus izzle):

Ashizzle

3. Your detective name(your favorite color plus your favorite animal):

Black Pigmypuff(pink thing Ginny gets from HP)

4. Your soap opera name(your middle name plus your nickname):

Maye Ashley(Yes, I'm not cool enough to have a nickname)

5. Your superhero name(your second favorite color plus your favorite drink):

Metallic Gold Dr. Pepper(Making Dr. Pepper a color Dr. Pepper should never be since three minutes ago when I decided to do this)

6. Your arab name(second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mom's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Sdeauln(aShley, huDdleston, mayE, mAckey, paUl, Lorine, kathleeN)

7. Your witness protection name(mom's middle name):

Kathleen

8. Your goth name(black and the name of one of your pets):

Black Mama Cat

So, as most of yuo know, I'm a very skilled author(YEAH, RIGHT!). Uhhhh, anyways, I'm writing an adventure novel! Link is: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2716619/1/The_Chronicles_of_Jeanette_Newton