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Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Hi there :) Welcome to my profile. There's only a few things you need to know about me: I try to update my stories whenever I get the chance, but I procrastinate. A LOT. If I don't update for a while and you start to wonder if I died, don't worry, I'm just being lazy XD Thanks for reading, your reviews make it all worth while ;) CHECK OUT MAH NEW PROFILE PICTURE! ;D Any-who, I'm really glad you decided to stop by and check out my profile :) I like to keep it short and sweet. I hope you enjoy my stories, and don't hesitate to criticize! I like it when people leave me writing tips. And also, reviewers rock my socks! x Coming Soon[?] Kiss with a Fist After Naruto is captured by the newly reformed Akatsuki, Sakura has no choice but to go after him. Now labeled a missing nin and on the run from Konoha ANBU, she finds herself being rescued by the one man she can't stand; Uchiha Sasuke. She'd rather he just get lost, but Sasuke had plans to return to Konoha and his two best friends, which isn't possible without both of them there waiting for him. The two have no choice but to work together to find Naruto, though it could possibly be the death of them. -Adventure/Romance. Some humor. Sasusaku. Fool Academy Broke. That's what Sakura is. Flat. BROKE. Unable to find a summer job and needing the money for a car, she resorts to using one of Ino's hairbrained ideas: Start a summer class teaching total dorks how to become the perfect casanova. But these 'dorks' aren't what they seem, and they're offering up a bet that's too good to be true; If Sakura can keep from falling for any one of them until school starts up again, they'll pay for her car in full. Official Summary: So hi. My name is Sakura and I'll be your teacher this class. By the time summer is over you'll be transformed from complete dorks to sexy casanovas with the ability to get any girl you desire, and I'll have enough money to buy myself a car. Any questions? "Yeah, um, what if the girl we want is you?" -Romance/Humor. Not sure of the final couple yet. This will most likely be a oneshot, though. Break the Ice "Sakura, you're going to join the Konoha Leaves BOYS hockey team!" Sure, Tsunade. 'Cause having a bunch of hockey players trying to get in my pants will TOTALLY help me with my figure skating routines. SakuMulti. OHOHOHO. Can you say 'epic threeshot?' This is going to be long, funny, and romantic. MultiSaku. Sakura's outfit in Break the Ice http://fashion4us.com/wholesale-fashion-detail.action?id=311697 | |||||
1. Heartbound reviewsSasuke's thoughts as Sakura walks down the aisle towards his former best friend. ::narusaku/sasusaku::Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-30-12 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete2. Fear of Falling » reviewsTsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 430 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 2-24-11 - Sakura H.3. Break the Ice » reviewsSo it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 8-23-11 - Sakura H.4. The Teaching Game reviewsWhen Sakura decided to host a summer class teaching total dorks how to become real casanovas, she never expected them to fall in love with her. But then again, they never expected to have such a pretty teacher. "So what day are we going to learn about making out, Sakura-sensei?"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 7-23-12 - Sakura H.5. No Strings Attached reviewsAnd then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 8-18-11 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete6. Caller IDK » reviews"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 419 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete7. The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno » reviewsItachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 578 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 12-29-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki8. Taming the Beast reviews"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 8-12-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. Miss Vanity reviewsJust who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 8-1-11 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete10. The Road Less Traveled reviews"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-1-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Kissy Face reviews"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-26-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete12. Tripping on Air reviewsRose and Scorpius: two forces that, when put together, could make a bigger explosion then a polyjuice potion gone wrong. When they're paired together as potions partners, will feelings implode?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete13. Balls Out reviews"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 5-5-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Stupid Cupid » reviewsLast summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 9-10-10 - Sakura H.15. Wanted » reviewsDeidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 503 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 8-12-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki16. No Touchy reviews/Go to hell, Iwa/ She was the class president, he was the town panty-chaser. They were never meant to be, but they still found a way to screw with fate. /Only if I can bring you with me, Haruno/Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-12-11 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete17. Triumphanator reviews/I am Naruto, hear me roar! That's right, Sasuke. Sakura loves me and you are but a puddle of mud beneath my feet. WHOSE THE MAN?/ In which Naruto uses his brain, Sakura is a kind and caring girl and Sasuke is unconscious.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-7-11 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete18. Prince Charmless reviewsIn which Sakura is a damsel and Deidara is in distress. Requested by SaRaInLove!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-6-11 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete19. I Do reviews"Go shove your face between a hungry Naruto and a bowl of ramen, you prick." At the time, marrying her had seemed like a good idea. Now Shikamaru was wondering what exactly he had gotten himself into. Birthday fic for Cream-Dream17!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-3-11 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete20. Encore reviewsIf there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-31-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. Whose Sushi is it Anyway? reviewsBecause nobody messed with Deidara's spicy tuna, and he'd be damned before he let some little pink haired kunoichi become the exception to that. Request from shark-demon-luv.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-28-11 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete22. Four Letters, One Word reviews"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1-26-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Sex 101 reviewsBecause Sakura needed to learn it sooner or later, and who better to teach her than the master himself?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 1-26-11 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete24. Between the Lines reviewsSasuke had never been very perceptive of people, especially when it came to Sakura Haruno.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-15-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete25. Hot Sauce & Handcuffs reviews"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 1-9-11 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete26. Cherry Poppin' reviewsBecause if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 1-7-11 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete27. Pucker Up » reviews"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - Sakura H. - Complete28. Potential Employee reviews"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-30-10 - Pain/Pein & Orochimaru - Complete29. Speed Dating reviewsSasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 12-25-10 - Sakura H. - Complete30. Your Man reviewsAll she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-10-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete31. Parental Control reviewsSakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-4-10 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete32. The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha reviews"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 8-26-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete33. Hot Off The Press » reviewsAll Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 8-3-10 - Published: 7-28-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
