Aloha!

I have mousy brown hair that goes down to my boobs, eyes that can't decide if they're blue or green, and I wear a size 10 shoe.

My absolute favorite color in the world is purple. GO PURPLE!! But I like bright blue, too.

Age: Old enough to know what I'm doing and yet not care enough to stop.

I actually AM a bracelet chick. Right now I have 14 on my right hand and 12 on my left. I wear them so much that I actually have clear tan lines where they always are. I used to have them on my ankles too, but my mom made me take them off for a first comunion party and I haven't gotten around to putting them back on.

I LOVE DEIDARA! Agree or die, yeah.

EnvyxEd is da shizz.

I have an addiction to yaoi. Two hot guys making out is just so hot. I don't care what anyone else thinks cuhz lotsa other people have the same point of view as me. Yay for cynicism!!

I'm very shy when around people. Which is why I love the internet and writing stories.

I, Funky Bracelet Chick, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

People... no scratch that, Twi-tards are insane these days. I'm not gonna say that I hate the book, but these teeny-boppers ruin a completely good book by obsessing over it like this. I used to enjoy Twilight. Now, I can't without hearing people freaking out over how hot Edward Cullen is. It's insane. Has anyone ever noticed how much Patterson's chin looks like a butt? I sure have. Everyone just automatically thinks he's the bee's knees because he plays a certain sparkly vampire. Ugh. Major turn off. Get over it. Robert Patterson is in no way what-so-ever godly in his looks. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175

Psst! Edward! Hey, Edward! You have an ass on your face. Just thought you'd like to know. -smiles innocently-

COPY AND PASTE ITS!!

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile..

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever seriously asked you if you're on drugs when you're not, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you post random shit all over your profile, copy and past this to your profile!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religous cult.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove

"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Dear SMeyer:
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend on reading it.
Love,
Me

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile. (DeiDei-kun...)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!

-/\_/\-
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Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

HOLY CHEESEBURGER EATING GHANDI!!

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!

ಠ_ಠ(-\) ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

.../ _).../.../ ＲＡＷＲ means
_/..(...(... I LoVe YoU
/_.-_--_ in ⓓⓘⓝⓞⓢⓐⓤⓡ!!

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Touch my cookie and you won't live to see tomorow.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I'm always amazed of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is that, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught. (I always think of Envy when I read this)

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you

I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.

Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!

Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...

I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough

Fuck team Edward and his hordes of dipshit followers, I'm goin' with Team (insert anyone better than Edward. It doesn't even have to be a vamp)

It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Hard works never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

THAT'S IT! It's ON! Girl, hold mah shit!"

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?

Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on.

Girl1: How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop? Girl2: Well. It all depends on how you…Wait. Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?

People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication

...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.

I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you are a yaoi-fangirl in hiding but you’ve found at least ONE friend who knows who you are and knows your secret and is ok with it or is a yaoi-fangirl too, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi /_\

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

We had gay burgalurs last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.

Sometimes, it's the one you notice the least, that loves you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one you see the least, who understands you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one who says the least, who has the most to say.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

A Ode to Yaoi

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

One day, Jon is going to snap and they're gonna make a show called "Jon and Chainsaw Minus 9"

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

If You think Ulquiorra is the most kick ass Espada then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Fear the rage of the patient one

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”

And God said,
"Let there be a Deidara, and let there be a Sasori, and let them have ravishing smex till every fangirl has had enough, though I doubt that will ever happen"

Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe Hidan will return. (He better get his smexy ass back to life!)

~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!~~

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (most! its longer than all of them put together!)

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala!

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

Sasuke…I…you know something…I have to admit that we lonely and emo people have to stick together…but you’ll always be more emo than me

'To me, genjutsu seemed like a really sick form of mind rape. Not even a cool form of mind rape. Just awful, horrific, mind rape. Ugh. Just thinking about genjutsu was like mind rape. Heh. Mind rape. I like the phrase. It made me giggle. RAPE OF THE MIND!! Heh… mind rape…'-6 feet under

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing.

I can speak Canadian Eh.

May all your bacon burn (Calcifer!)

I write for the same reason I breath...because if I didnt I would die.

"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."

My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.

For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men.

My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.

Love makes you do OOC things.

"I need a credit card!"

"In my pocket!!"

"Which pocket!?"

"My back pocket!!"

"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"

LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!! LEFT CHEEK!!"

When life gives you lemons, make yaoi! (then wonder when you turned into such a pervert)

Once upon a time, There a Yellow Duck. He thought he was just the coolest awesomest yellow duck ever! Then, One day. A Purple giraffe came up and was like "Dude. You're yellow" And the yellow duck was sad. He thought he was amazing and beautifully yellow he didn't know there were other colors! So the little yellow duck worked up his courage and walked up to the Purple Giraffe and was like. "You sir, Are a fag." and kicked the Purple giraffe in the shin and walked off. And the Yellow Duck lived happily ever after. =D The motherfucking end.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Do you know how to speak op? Well it is a language which you add an op after every constonant. Like I lopikope copupopcopakopesop means I like Cupcakes. I am not making this up, my friend says that it was invented in the 1700's and that op day is every Friday. Copy and paste if want to spread the Opness.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...i think i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)

If your parents don't know what you write or draw, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile -shudders-

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

lol: L, oh L! Moaned by Yagami Light while the two of them are copulating like bunnies.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one

I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!

You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol? No, seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!

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Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

"BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"We humans are so much weaker...but battered, confused, even when we're beaten and about to collapse, even when we know it's pointless, we always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us." - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fears are truly brave."

We were all born originals, but so many of us die as copies.

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.

"I hate talkative guys... They gross me out." - Matsumoto Rangiku, Bleach

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al
"Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulent carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.

War does not determine what is right--only who is left

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon.

For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'.

I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS!

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OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way

You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid

All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie

Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle

Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!

I am the thing that nightmares have nightmares about!

Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...

It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"
-Cat

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” Plato