MyMusesSpeakToMe, also known a Muses, is a fanfiction writer of the female variety who is inspired to write her stories by disembodied fragments of her personality she calls her Ten Muses. Each muse has a name and rank:

Ichi The Muse of Wisdom

Karin The Muse of Hope

Hayate The Muse of Ambition

Katsu The Muse of Strength

Saki The Muse of Intellegence

Atalanta The Muse of Courage

Kitty and Aki The Twin Muses of Instinct

Izumi the Muse of Peace

Demon the unspeaken Muse of EVIL!

MyMusesSpeakToMe firmly believes her muses exist and assist her in times of need to destroy her enemies and take over the world.

MyMusesSpeakToMe enjoys writing her own mini-biograhpy for the sole purpose of refering to herself in third person cause its super cool! and all that good crap =P

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Age: pffft, like id tell you.

Name: I have many names...

Location: What are you a stalker?

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Ships i like:

Renji/Rukia (Where is the Renji love? WHERE?)

James/Lilly (this couple is in HISTORY! HISTORY I SAY!)

Tohru/kyo (no duh, genius)

max/Fang (speaks for itself)

Ships to burn:

Ichigo/Grimmgow (oooookay, and WHY would Grimmgow have a relationship with the guy he hates? So PLEASE stop beating me with sticks!)

Orihime/Uliquorra ( dodges multiple arrows)

Max/Iggy (no, just no)

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When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

When I am at Hogwarts, I will not: Lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who makes it out alive.

When I am at Hogwarts i will not: Hide in Hagrids trench coat pocket

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Name youre fav characters in no paticilar order.

1. Grimmgow (bleach)

2. Max (maximum Ride)

3. Iggy (maximum Ride)

4. Hanatauro (Bleach)

5. Ron Wealesy (Harry Potter)

6. Dobby (Harry Potter)

7. JayWing (Warriors)

8. Percy (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

9. Nico (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

10. Kyo (fruit basket)

11. Momiji (Fruits Basket)

12. Shuuhie (Bleach)

Question/

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven

0.o! the writer of that fic would be a sick, sick person!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hanatouro is hot! I dont care how dorky everyone thinks he is!

3) what would happen if Twelve got Eight pregneant?

YOU DERANGED LUNATIC!! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah i think there are some...

5) Would two and Six make a good couple?

Um, no. Six is a house-elf.

6) Five/nine of five/ten?

Ron does not deserve this kind of abuse.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve?

Jaywing: ...Wth!

Shuuhie: ...Uh oh.

Max: Where the f am i? Im supposed to be saving the world and saving my lunatic adoptive sister!

Jaywing: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

8) what would be the summary of a Three/Ten fanfic

The Most Stupid Story ever?

9) Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Its like you TRY to make things difficult for me!

10) suggest a title a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Worlds Collide

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Thanks for THAT mental image!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

0.o! theres a friend list in here?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII doooooooooooooooo! Doesnt that count?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I can live through the first 2 but number five it gets too weird

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Swears.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Me Against the World, by Simple Plan

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I would never write that, but the warning would be extreme stupidity

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I dont think Kyo would want to say anything.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"I LOVE SUGAR!!"

20) How emo is Seven?

Suprisingly JayWing can be concidered a little emo. You know, for a powerfully gifted cat.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, MyMusesspeaktome

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95 percent of teenagers survive on rap. If you are one of the 5 percent that rocks out, copy this into your profile

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I don't suffer insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane (or you think you are), enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, put this in your profile

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you know someone who deserves to be hit by a car, copy this a paste it to your profile

I, Mymusesspeaktome, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Reiview Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

I love chocolate, it's my medicine, if you are a chocoholic copy & paste this into your profile.

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98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you prefer bagels. =D

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If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

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If you love copying thjings onto your profile you know the drill

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Inugo Kurosaki (Fanfiction.net RULES, IT KICKS ASS!!), SplitToInfinity (all hail fandom, indeed!) MyMusesSpeakToMe (Wait! Theres another way to spend all time OTHER than fanfiction?? 0.o)

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

WWWWWWWWWWWWW

The Results of my Ipod Shuffle test (You will be disturbed)

Q. How are you feeling today?

A. The Animal I have become, Three Days Grace (I must not be feeling good)

Q. Will I get far in life?

A. Thank you, Simple Plan (Mabey I need happier music on my Ipod)

Q. How do my friends see me?

A. Welcome to My life, Simple plan (WTH? my friends see me as emo? Now Im scared)

Q. Whats the story of my life?

A. Shut Up, Simple Plan (either Im depressing or i need more music)

Q. Will I have a happy life?

A. Me Against the World, Simple Plan (apperantly not)

Q. What will today be like?

A. Potential Break Up Song (Im too scared to interpret this one)

Q. How does the world see me?

A. Im Just a Kid, Simple plan (That ones pretty self explanitory, really)

Q. What is some good advice for me?

A. Crank That Soulja Boy, Soulja Boy (Well okay, I will)

Q. What is High school be like?

A. Our Time Now, Plain White Tees (That ones good too)

Q. Where will I get married?

A. Over and over, Three Days Grace (...huh?)

Q. What are my friends theme song?

A. Riot, Three Days Grace (awesome!)

Q. How can I get ahead in life?

A. My Time Of Dying, Three Days Grace (okay, dont die. Got it.)

Q. What is the best thing about me?

A. Run For Your Life, Three Days Grace (0.o! ...err.)

Q. What song will be played at my funeral?

A. Gone Forever, Three Days Grace (now Im sad)

Q. How Can I Make Myself Happy?

A. Its All Over, Three Days Grace (...?)

Q. What is my signiture dance song?

A. Pain, Three Days Grace (eh?)

Q. How will I be remembered?

A. Let It Die, Three Days Grace (TT-TT)

Q. What is in store for the weekend?

A. Never Too Late (hmm. Not bad.)

Q. What does everyone else think my theme song is?

A. On My Own (Wha?)

Q. What is my theme song?

A. One X (YAY!)

Post and answer these questions on your profile if you love music!

There are people that say a lot of modern day stuff like "Reading Harry Potter is satanic!", but lets review for a moment:

-At one point people thought Jews were evil, while we now can say that Jews are no more evil than other people and often make lovely company

-Harry Potter has no mention of the devil or actually any biblical refrence

-I have read such books as Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Repossesed, and the Harry Potter series and continue to this day to be a practicing, and well read, Catholic

-If by just reading a book made one evil, this world would be filled with either evil or illiterate people

Thank you for you're attention

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My favorite Quotes of all Time:

"Death to Hannah Montana!" -My insane Friends

"Jakathpo!" -Me and my cousin combining both our names with Harry Potter, it was a long, long night

"STAY AWAY FROM THE GRAVY!!" -same cousin as above on some random e-mail she sent to everyone

"In some states its illiegal to take a bath without wearing the proper clothing!" -I swear it true

"My brother predicted that one day Id die from a tv falling through the ceiling and electrocuting me in my bathtub. This is the main reason showers are better." -me on showers vs bathtubs

"Chad Whats-his-face says he doesn't dance. but when hes saying he doesn't dance hes dancing! What up with that! -A majority of people around the world

"Quoting rox my bento box!" -me, cause it does!

"I vill now destory da snickah bahs!" -Gazzy, Maximum Ride

"Me? Level-headed? I got high of an ice cream cake!" -OOOoooOOoh ya, that was a crazy night...

"Ive been thinking about elves." "Elves?" "Yeah, but not the 'plants flowers and bakes cookies in a tree' elves" "But NOTHING beats cookies baked in a tree!" -Me and cousin mentioned above on elves

"Your train of thought will be altered." Riahha, Disturbia

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -max, Maximum Ride

"Bring sexy back? Why? Is sexy dead? -me talking about 'sexy'

"I became the imaginary friend of a future arisotcrate, picked a fight with a clockwork man. OH! And I met a horse!" "Whats a horse doing on a spaceship?" "Whats pre-revolutionary France doing on a space ship? Get a little prespective, Mickey." -Doctor and Mickey, Girl in the Fire place, Doctor Who

"Is it safe to move around? Like in movies, step on a butterfly you change the fate of the human race." "Tell you what then, don't step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you?" "What if I... kill my grandfather or something?" Are you planning to? -Doctor and Martha, Shakespeare, Doctor Who

"I'm a peace-maker. Now shut up before I rip your throat out." -we peace makers are very dangerous

"1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane." -me on my choice of friends

"If we die for them, I'm going to kill you!" -Ron Weasly, Harry Potter

"Even geniuses can run into walls!" -nuff siad

"I speak softly, but i carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt

"I speak loudly, but i carry a feather." -me on my carrying around a feather

"Thatll teach them to underestimate stupid people!" -Ghastly, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Amazing, the things you think of with you're shirt off..." - Love and monsters, Doctor Who

"I have too many cousins, one of you needs to die." "Why don't you die first and then Ill see if I want to die." "But if I die you'll be sent into depression and want to die. It will result in less funeral bills if you die first." -me and my cousin again, we say the stupidest/smartest things

"People and science don't agree." -My science teacher

"FREE THE SNOWGLOBES!" -Dulcie, Going Bovine

"Boy, and i though dodgeball was sadidistic, id hate to have Viking P.E! 'Hey Timmy! Catch this spear- Oops! Well, look on the bright side Timmy, you don't really need to have both arms!" -Gonzo, Going Bovine

"Tom Baker will eat your soul!" "Oh yeah? Well David Tennat will eat your soul AND your brain! What now?!" -Me and my cousin again on which actor was best on "Doctor Who"

"I cant join a cult! God will KILL me!" -Me on cults

"Devin, what have i told you about killing the ones we love?" -Me on my friends threats

"You see, this is why most of our conversations contain thigments of my imagination." -My cuz on the lack of news shared on IM

"oooooh! Alien burn!" -Me on the Daleks conversation with the Cybermen on Doctor Who

"Just think: Whats the big F word in science? NO NOT THAT F WORD!" -My science teacher in his attempt to get us to learn "friction"

Kon "We can only asume that there is a rain man among us!" Ichigo "thats just one of your stupid superstitions." Renji "Still. just do you know i am NOT a rain man." -Kon, Ichigo, and Renji, from Bleach

"But music is the Avacodo of Death!" -Millie, from Ozy and Millie, on music class. Weather or not that is a good or a bad thing we may never know

"OH NO! Lauras become a racist butterfly!" -My friend Devin

The Muses Words of Wisdom

Telling people what they want to hear is often very boring

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and demand BIGGER lemons

If you cant make it, break it

A friend is someone who will comfort you at a loved ones funeral, a best friend will be standing by the coffin, weeping alongside you

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Its one thing to use smart words. Its another thing all together to use them in a way thats really stupid

When in doubt, say a quote

Kids are the future. Be very afraid

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field =D

You're only paranoid if everyone is against you

Everything in this world exists to try to bring you down

Those who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door

Gravity is a guide line

They say that if you know you're insane you really aren't insane, but if I know that then by saying Im insane means that im saying that Im not insane, I am decidably insane

Few women admit their age, and fewer men act it

War is pointless, fighting is fun!

I know that you're right and everything is pointless and we're all going to eventually die, but contradicting you is too much fun!

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your friends and enemies as far the hell away as possible from eachother or theyll team up to kill you!