Umm… hello! I guess it’s time for a little spiel about the only one known as… me. I have the heart of a little kid and issues with authority, but who doesn’t? I'm not shy, so if you wish to speak with me, do so to fulfill your hearts’ desires. I'm not easily embarrassed, and thus I am a HUGE fan of the awkward moment. I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments. (borrowed, but true) My favorite past-times are… laying outside watching the clouds, laying on a rooftop watching the stars, laying outside in the rain, and pulling pranks. Sometimes I'm lazy, sometimes I'm hyper. My favorite toy is the Rubik’s Cube. My favorite shows are the following: House, It Takes A Thief, Psych, Burn Notice, Naruto, and other crappy Japanese manga shows. My favorite sports are softball, soccer, and anything physical and/or involving physical contact. My favorite colors are blue, silver, purple, black, and white (in that order). I'm rarely serious and love Asian food, especially authentic ramen!! I also LOVE Kankuro and Kiba! They are my favorite Naruto characters, along with Temari, Gaara, and Shikamaru. If anyone asks what I want for my birthday, Christmas, etc… I always say stickers and socks because the question annoys me greatly. -_-‘ I love art. I mainly do real-life portraits and make them look nearly identical to the original picture. I can do anime and manga stuff, cartoons, portrait, landscapes… just about anything except caricatures. I play the piano, flute, and generic garage band instruments. Laziness it my LIFE. I'm obsessed with music, movies, sports, drawing, and am a little OCD. But at least I'm fun. XD

A Quick Update on My Work: A Journal, of Sorts
I have had a decent day. Yay! gasp The movie Wicked is on TV! With Julia Stiles! She's my favorite! :) Or maybe I'm just in a good mood from listening to my playlist today:

http://www.imeem.com/people/uNYikzj/playlist/bOq9n4hR/rp-time-xd-music-playlist/

Anywhositz, now it's time for everyone's favorite: an update on my work. Read between the lines literally for a publication update.

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Oneshots:Due to a complete night of insomnia, all deadlines have been officially moved back by two days. I've got a cool calendar that pops up reminders. I'm working on the second Shikamaru oneshot. After that is a surprise/thank you oneshot for a friend because she is awesome and sent me her Kakashi story. I'm working on them, I promise! I still have 14 in my To-Do list as of this moment.

New Story: The first chapter of my story will be out soon. Sunday, August 9 is my deadline. As yet another reminder, my new story involves Kankuro, Kiba, my OC, and several other characters! I'm planning on it being... at least 20 chapters, depending on how everything pans out. I will need 3 reviews per chapter in order to post the next one, otherwise I won't waste my free time at college writing it.

Holiday Series: I want to continue my Holiday series, which started with the Fourth of July, but I've only gotten four messages. I need at least one more. If you want me to continue, you'll have to message me and let me know! Just make the subject "Holiday" and the message "Please continue" or "Don't continue." It's not that hard. It doesn't have to be fancy, just an acknowledgement.

Next Holiday: Continuing on the holiday front, I'm thinking about doing a 1-4 shot for Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19. Any thoughts on that? (If you have fanfiction accounts, please vote in the pirate poll.)

War: Part 6 of kaysnl's and my war is out. Check back here tomorrow for part 7.

Crack Fic:I got a nice review for the third, so I posted the fourth and fifth. I need another if I'm going to continue. The sixth is my favorite, but I'm not posting until I hear from someone. If there's a random name besides Aria that doesn't have anything to do with Naruto, message me so I can fix it, please! XD

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That's it for the story update.

Props to an a-freakin-mazing author: fangsgirl13. She wrote an awesome story from questions I answered. Here's the link: Naruto: Accepted or Rejected! A chat that leads to a date! Episode 2 with Smiles1116! Now GO READ IT!! Anywhositz, I'm out of here for now! Keep checking for further updates. Any questions for me? Message me.

Laters, all you Masters of Puppets.

My philosophies about life (or things that entertain me XD):

NOTE: If you have any quotes for me and I really like them, I'll add them with props and credit to you! -grins- I'm a big fan of the quoteyness! I took several of these from House, a couple from Burn Notice, and one from... I think Hell's Kitchen. There are probably some from other places that I don't care to mention. Let's put it this way, I don't own the quote unless this is next to it: ~+~. Then it's mine. -grins-

Immaturity is bliss. Laziness is heaven.

Genius by birth. Lazy by choice.

If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? ~+~

If you need me... try not to. ~+~

I think that Destiny was having a good day when he decided we would be together. He must have taken a step back from planning things in the world and said, "Hell yeah! That'll work!"

GASP!! What's wrong?! ... I just had a thought! ... That's wrong, alright.

What's wrong with you?! ... Well, my therapist is out of town, so I guess I'll find out next week.

I don't fear trouble. I welcome it with open arms! Then, if it's bad, I strangle it.

I have a hard time dropping things. They usually hit me on the toe, and then I remember them all over again. ~+~

For the last time, video games do NOT affect kids! If Pacman had affected us all as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic mushroooms, and listening to repetitive electronic music. ~+~

With a shirt like THIS, who needs pants?!

This isn't Star Wars, and your tongue is NOT a light saber! Maybe so, but the force was WITH me!

My dad isn't proud of me; he's proud of Jesus. Everything I do right is God's work, and everything I do WRONG is my own damn fault.

Life is a whole lot like baking cookies. Use good ingredients, follow the right directions, and you should end up with a beautiful plate of cookies. But no one ever mentions how dirty the kitchen gets in the process of getting there...

If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Isn't it interesting that religious behavior is so close to crazy that we can no longer tell the difference?

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students (and high school students) should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least THEY can find Kuwait.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former...

You're offering to tutor me? Like Math?! We could add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply! (-grins maniacally- I like this one!) ~+~

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let’s all get wasted and have the time of our lives! (courtesy of my best friend!)

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three... he was the genius.

The police never think it is as funny as you do. ~+~

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

You take a perverse pleasure at turning me down. It's what I live for. Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. Ask me something I can say "yes" to.

Problem is, if I can't trust you, I can't trust your statement that I can trust you. But thanks anyway, you've been a big help.

This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.

If you eat donuts during Bible study, do you still get fat? ... It just doesn’t seem fair, does it?

If there's anything I can do for you, please hesitate to ask. ~+~

Did somebody say BOOM?! ~+~

I just can't understand what we're doing wrong. I can't understand anything.

Cease your laughing, tormentor! ~+~

You think being in a pitch black dungeon maze is disorientating? Try being paired up with a gamer who’s high.

How does it feel, just seeing somebody dead like that? It's pretty awful, but you get used to it. That must have been terrible, getting used to it. Yeah. Something you never get used to.

No, KINKY is a popcicle up your ass. (again, courtesy of my best friend... who happens to be a guy! You ask, "How would he know?!" ... That's what I said! ... He just laughed at the look on my face.)

I have worked myself up into a state of craziness. ~+~

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I predict total annihilation. Not only do I predict it, I want it, and I'm gonna enjoy it. ~+~

Who is it? Strip-o-gram...Tag you’re it! Hey shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?

Deal with your problem before you make it mine.

I understand. Do you? No, I'm just tired and I don't care anymore.

First off, let me just say...thank you. For the last couple of months, I have been adrift in a sea of puppy dogs, lollipops and let's face it...mediocre metaphors. Luckily, you people are kind enough to piss all over learning a procedure that COULD determine whether some poor sucker lives or dies and that reminded me of something that I wanted to remind you of because, you see, I... am accountable. I am accountable for the continuous crashing, undeniable amateurism that you people drag into this hospital day in and day out, and believe me when I tell you that the next time one of you perpetual disappointments doesn't even have the common decency to try and do better at something you supposedly do, I will go ahead and toss your sorry ass out of here in about ten seconds and then I will forget you forever in the next five.

Congratulations to the class of 1999. You've all proved more or less adequate. This is a time for celebration, so sit still and be quiet.

You do not make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. ~+~

Great Job. Now F+ck off!

Remember that there are, in fact, 2 towers. 2-1 is 1. 1,1: 11. 2-1 is 1. 1,1. And there are 9 members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's 9,1,1: 9/11. And take 2-1 + 9/11 and you get 12. Which leads us all to the master mind of the 9/11 attacks…Kyle. (-lol- I had a friend begging me to put a South Park quote on here... hope you're happy, C-la! Now get off my back, woman!)

Come on, smile, Sam. God knows I'm going to be smiling after 24 hours with Gumby girl. He chuckles. Gumby Girl... He looks really serious. Does that make me Pokey?

So, that's why you're here? Plus we heard you guys got pizza. And cake. Oh, you guys want pizza. And cake.

I ask you what 2+2 is and a day later, you tell me it isn't 25!

He's literally on fire. Literally as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial on fire or literally on fire as in misusing the word literally?