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Author has written 13 stories for Secret Saturdays, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Hunger Games. Kindness and all that other crap is great an all, but it won't get you anywhere in life." -Me CHECK OUT ME YOUTUBE PROFILE at youtube.com/dasanik97 Alight NEWS FLASH! OMG= Observe My Gayness PLEASE DONATE ! Who am I kidding. (I'M SINGLE!!) (IF YOU ARE A GUY AND YOU JUST READ THAT, GET THE HELL OUTTA THIS PAGE) Yea, I'm a guy. I ship Taang, Zutara, Sukka, MaiJet, and TyLeeXOC. I'm like 13. CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY: "ATLA Conversations". This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded Q: Want to watch Avatar online in HQ for free without download? Or some insanely hilarious videos? A: Check out the links are in this page and copy them to your URL (a little lower) or go to MySpace and search Agent AKD! Friends: JT (Jared Taylor), Carrie Sex (Gender for the immature): I got 1.50 and I'm looking for a dime. (Just Kidding Gooddamit, but I am a guy) Age: 13 (if it said im 15 its my brother fault) Race: Indian Pimp (Boo ya suckas) (WTF am I doing) Book: Artemis Fowl (the guy's a frickin' genius) Movies: Gamer (I just watched it. It's so awesome), 300 (G. Butr all the way), I am Legend (This is 4 Real), Eight Mile (!O_O!), Freedom Writers (It's not fuckn' gay, and if u say it is, then screw u. It's inspiring GODDAMMIT!) Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, George Lopez, Malcolm in the Middle, Cribs / Pimp My Ride, CN Real Shows, American Idol, Deal or No Deal Color: Orange or Green Food: kebabs, bombay potatoes, french fries, potstickers, teriyaki chicken (South Asian or East Asian food) Music: Rap, Rock, Alternative Artists: Justin Timberlake, Tata Young, Coldplay, Nickelback (some songs), Kevin Rudolf, Lil' Wayne, Eminem, T-Pain, some T. Swift (mostly because she's moderately hot), Beyonce (same reason as T. Swift) Songs: Sexyback; Let it Rock; Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy; Party Like a Rockstar; My Band; Can't Believe It; Walk it Out; White and Nerdy; Pretty Fly for a White Guy Games: Halo Series, GTA III, Bioshock, Rockband, Guitar Hero Series, WoW, Call of Duty, Like: Money, Ladies, Food, Video Games Hates: to eat fish, bisexuality, polygamy Fears: bugs, heights, commitment To Do: If you see my deushbag brother, Addicted-2-T, tell him to jack off or screw himself. He jacks all my stories then homotizes then, and attempts to publish, but then then i hack and delete and change password!. He's a mean kid. He jacks my Lowrider magazines, that @#&! Grades: All A's except a B in Heath-PE. It's not my fault I can do only 15 Push-Ups, and I get frustrated easily. Goddamit. I waste all my time on this website, listening to music, or watching NBA or trhe shows below. I have 3.93. Haha! I'm a nerd. Goals in life: @;() (figure out what that means) Music The flame song If you wish to flame me, For no good reason at all, You couldn't help but blame me, If you "accidentally" fall. For if you say it's too short, And write a letter of complaint, I'm afraid I'll have to retort, Without a bit of restraint. And if you say it came late, And bug me about the next chapter, You will (on a later date), Be run over by me on a tractor. Should you happen to think, My grammar is askew, I'll have to tell you without a blink, "Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!" So if you wish to flame me, And call me all sorts of names, I'm afraid you'd have to blame me, If you find your house in flames. The Sokka Song Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Fuck no, It's Appa, the sex offender. Yo, I'm not a bender. So all those little bitches render Me useless like I'm a piece of crap But when I unleash my skills they go "Oh, Snap!" So I set the trap, and read a map. Katara says I'm nastier than shit Talk about a hypocrite. Don't mess with me, not even a little bit. Cause, I got a bat, and a airball mitt. Yeah, I'm victorious, I am a warrior. I make history, strive off of victory. Standing at my podium. Failing to watch my sodium. Got a boomerang. Member of the Gaang. Ya know I can SHAKE THAT THANG! Travel is tough. Ya know it makes me buff. My muscles are now rough. Eating rotten meat. I know you out of your seat. Ya know ya cant beat. The awesomeness that is Sokka. Ladies, I rock ya. And I know kung fu. And I can Haikou too. Yeah, that's me, so fuck you. Water tribe, pride. the ladies waan ride. They on my side. They make my cry. "Sokka, get over here before you DIE!!" That's my sister She wanna play Twister Then she gotta blister Wet to the doctor Can't say I missed her. WORD! The Aang-Zuko F.U.N Song (Below. Yes, it was my idea to use SpongeBob) Aang: Zuko: Aang: -REMIX- I'm a goofy goober! ROCK! "Put your toys away" So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me I'm a goofy goober. ROCK! T-2. Viva La Vida - Coldplay ft. Ozai (no seriously) T-2. Walk it Out ft. Momo T-2. Party Like a Rockstar - Lil Wayne ft. Shop Boyz T-2. My Band - D12 M. NIGHT SHALMAYAN is going to make THE LAST AIRBENDER! SUMMER 2010! I CAN'T WAIT! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LINKS TO Avatar: The Last Airbender WATCH ONLINE FOR FREE IN HQ! NO DOWNLOAD OF ANY KIND! Plus some YouTube Videos (Music Videos and Some "Deleted" Scenes Spoof Videos) Websites with all episodes: http://www.theavatarportal.org/Watch-Episodes.php http://www.animewoot.com/series/index.php?cat_id=12 http://justdubs.net/section.php?id=10 http://piggymoo.com/forum/avatar-the-last-airbender-t1898.html Siege of the North (Both Episodes): http://justdubs.net/viewArticle.php?id=207 The Day of Black Sun (Both Episodes): http://justdubs.net/viewArticle.php?id=235 Sozin’s Comet (All Episodes): http://justdubs.net/viewArticle.php?id=242 Music Videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyJO0I0ehF0 (Zuko- Let it Rock) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0balJ_41t0U - Sexy Ty Lee, Naughty Mai, and Bitchy Azula (yep, that's about right) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2mNVMjJfW4&feature=related - Zutara Sexyback Spoofs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnOh86dW6cM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0NKi1wigk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--lGdHYelkQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB8dgIkjL70 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR8Oezb9M9E AVATAR STUPIDITY: http://www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=dmlkZW9fd2F0Y2gmdmlkZW9pZD0xNTAxNjM1NA== IF YOU D NOT WATCH AVATAR STUPIDITY ON YOUTUBE YOU'RE A GAYASS MOTHER FUCKER! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1: Foaming Mouth Guy 2: Cabbage Man 3: The Boulder 4: Iroh 5: Sokka 6: Ty Lee 7: Toph 8: Zuko 9: Azula 10: Zhao 11: Fat (Piandao's servant) (What, he has a awesome name!) 12: Aang Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? I don't even think Fat is in a fanfic! LOL! Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Faints from shock Only a gay balls-munching jackass (or an straight old lady) would think Iroh is hot What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Pukes The universe would explode. Death to Zukaang! Can you recall any fics about Nine? Oh, hell yes. Would Two and Six make a good couple? HELL NO! (the cabbage man could be a sex offender) BUT TY LEE IS MINE! ALL MINE! Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Sokkazula is way better than Zhaokka. Don't get me wrong, I hate Sokkazula. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Toph would laugh her ass off, BTW she doesn't need to. She could 'see' them from a mile away! Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. The Boulder get his ass whipped by Zhao? Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No Comment. Can't repond. Faints from shock Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Confessions of Twelve-Year olds. Does anyone on your friends list read Three heat? Is there even such a thing? Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? They probably don't even know him. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NOTTA. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Let it Rock. It's like the song is made for Zuko. Look up the lyrics, listen to the song. It's rock. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyJO0I0ehF0 If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Crazy Hyper Teenagers Gone Wild! Rated (insert crazy rating here) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Today. WHAT?? "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " To Reiterate: I just can't do it. It'll kill me. Anti-Gay, All The Way! What title would you give this fic? FUCKING BULLSHIT How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I wouldn't mind. I don't ship Toko, but I don't hate it either. I actually kind of like it. It's fitting. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Chapter 1 of "The Resistance": August 15, 2009 Dear Diary, It's amazing how much life can change over a month. The size of out team doubled, and was renamed the Gaang. Sokka finally found another girlfriend to forget Yue a little. First, we met Aang. He was two years younger than me. He was bending, with air. I never saw anything like it. I thought they were gone. I know a lot of water benders, earth benders, and I despise most fire benders. I could believe my eyes, when I saw him fly through his sunroof when he sneezed. I ran right to Sokka and Zuko. They were playing Pi-Sho, and they were upset because, I interrupted, but it probably was the best thing I ever did. The excitement when I found out he was the Avatar. I remember it too clearly. He lived alone, and he was on the run like us. He was trying to stop the Fir Nation, but every thing had changed so much in the world, Aang could believe it. He knew. Oliver and Wilbur Wright and actually helped them. Back then, the fire nation was located in a hidden island in Indonesia. Now, they are scattered through Hawaii, Guam, and other Pacific Islands. And then we found Toph and Suki. We found both of them in New York. Toph lived Downtown, and Suki lived in China town. Toph ran away, after her parents found out she went to a WWE game. Her parents did not know she was a bender. She tried to steal our food when she had no more. She joined our group. One day, Toph told confided in me that she was crushing on Aang, which was pretty uncharacteristic, but it made me glad. So, I helped them get together. They are so cute. Suki decided her job was to assist the Avatar. Her friends, the Kyoshi Warrior's, agreed so she left her old home and came with us. Toph and Suki are both Japanese-American. Sokka and Suki clicked immediately. When I try to remember everything that happened to me, it hurts too much. Thank god, no one knows were benders. I wonder how regular people would react if they found out about us. they would probably examine us like we were lepers and animals. Either that, or we would all be shot dead. I remember the times, when me and my brother lived, peacefully in Alaska. Nobody know I was a bender, and then the Raiders came and killed my mother. She died protecing me. I'll never forget that. I don't think anyone could. After that my father and our village joined forces with the Order of the white Lotus, and we became the Resistance. That's when I met Zuko. His uncle was the Grand Lotus, and his stepfather, Ozai, was the firelord. He was from Vietnam. He also has a stepsister, Azula, and He gave Zuko the scar on his face and banished his mother, or so he believes. I had a crush on him instantly. After a few awkward weeks, we got together. Sokka didn't have a problem with it, because Zuko was his best friend. A few weeks ago, we went to the Northern Water Tribe located in Greenland. Master Pakku refused to teach me, but when he found out Gran Gran was his betrothed, he agreed to teach me. But the the Fire Nation began a siege lead by Admiral Zhao. He killed the moon. It felt so horrible. Yue gave up her life to save it, and that's how she died. Aang put on a great display of power and singlehandedly destroyed the fleet of ship, and Zuko and me bested Zhao, He fell into the ocean where he drowned. Well, it seems to be Suki's turn to use the laptop, so this is all for now. Yours truly, Katara Toph was grinning. "Katara, don't tell me you were using your laptop time on that stupid diary if yours," Toph teased. Ktara swore she saw Toph hysterically rolling her eyes. "Why does it matter to you?" Katara retorted a little too self-defensively. She was tired of Toph making fund of her. "Alright, take a chill pill, Sugar Queen!" Top smirked. "I think it's nice" Zuko encouraged, as he was driving his Subaru Forrester. Aang and Toph were playing 20 questions on the back. "Sure it is." Sokka replied sardonically "Wait, five more minutes." Katara said She opened Yahoo Messenger and called her dad. A face appeared on he screen. Hakoda. "Hi, Dad" Katara breathed into her microphone headset. "Sweetheart, it's so nice to see you." "Not in front of Zuko, Dad." "Fine, I won't embarrass you in front of your boyfriend. So, how are thing's going with the Avatar?" "Great, Dad. "I'm glad. Take care of you're brother. I have to talk with General Iroh" "Bye, Dad." "Bye, Katara." Katara closed out of Yahoo Messenger and handed the laptop to Toph. Toph and Aang simultaneously exclaimed "Adventure Quest Worlds!" Sokka and Zuko got dinner from McDonald's. Sokka, Zuko, Aang, Toph, Katara, and Suki are pretty uncommon names, so in the Gaang has fake names, to use in public. Zuko was Zane, Sokka was Stephen, Aang was Andrew, Suki was Stephanie, Katara was Katrina (which they all joked about, her being a water bender and all), and Toph was Tina. Sokka was ranting about how delicious the meal was. Everyone laughed. Katara envied how Sokka was so optimistic and proactive after all he had been though. Yue's dying made him depressed for a long. time. He had cried the first time since his mother's death that day. But since he meat Suki, Sokka became himself again. Katara tried to deal with Aang's guilt, but he was usually too depressed to talk about it so he just practiced bending with Toph. Aang was on the verge of mastering earth bending. Everyone was proud of him. Suddenly, Zuko pushed the accelerator as hard as he could, running a red light. There was a gleam in his eyes. 'Were being followed. Azula." That was enough information for Katara. she looked through the back window and saw Azula in her midnight blue Corvette. The good news was that it was midnight and not many people were around. The bad news was that they were in the middle of a freeway. Zuko, quickly took the next exit, and went on a frenzy of speed and U-turns, trying to loser. Azula was on only a better fire bender than Zuko, she was also a better driver. Zuko slammed his head on the wheel, causing the horn to blow, in frustration. He barked, "She has to be better then me a everything." How does she follow us. Does she have a homing beacon or something?" Toph said. "Is she crazy! We'll get caught on camera. We'll be all over the news!" Sokka exclaimed. "Don't worry. Azula shorted out all the cameras in vicinity with her lightning." Zuko groaned furiously. "Zuko, Mai and Ty Lee are back there with Azula." Aang pointed out calmly "What!" Zuko exclaimed, hearing the name of his ex-girlfriend and her companion. "This just keeps getting better and better." Toph grumbled "I thought Corvettes were two-seaters" Sokka said. "That's the least of or problems" Katara mumbled as Mai launched knives, puncturing the Subaru's tire. "This is far from good." Suki gulped. But it was about to get worse. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This song descibed Jared perfectly. You know it's kind of hard Just to get along today So don't debate, a player straight He needs some cool tunes Now he's getting a tattooHe's gettin' ink done So don't debate, a player straight LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL \ / \ / \ / \ / Full Name: Aoiryuu Koroya Kasanji Nicknames: Aoiji, Kasori Age: 15 Job: Apprentice to the Dragon of the West Bending Ability: Blue fire, firebending master and prodigy, youngest to ever be knighted by Price Zuko Weapons: small spiked (fireproof) gauntlet, throwing knives, large katana slung across back, learning to to block chi Special Abilities: Can shoot and redirect lightning, Can light hair on fire but revert back to normal state. Hair Color: Jet Black Hair Style: Like Prince Zuko, before he faced his father in the Agni Kai. Eye color: Midnight Blue Skin color: Tan. Other features: Scar on left shoulder to lower torso, inflicted by Dai Li agent Clothes: Ninja Hood and Blood Ninja Armor. Personality: brilliant, sarcastic, obnoxious, arrogant, brusque, yet optimistic due to skepticism and insightfulness, and quite humble and modest most of the time. Very independent. AND HE'S LADIES MAN. He can be coldhearted and selfish sometimes. Story: As a boy, his mother died giving birth to him and his twin brother. He had another older brother also. His father was an esteemed general, good friend of General Mung brother. He died in the war when Aoiji, as he is called, six. His older brother served the army, but he and his twin brother indirectly opposed it. He and his twin brother was enrolled in a fire nation academy. His twin brother was upset that he was a better bender, so he called Aoiji to a Agni Kai. Aoiji fought and won, but refused to injure his brother. But the next day, he disappeared from the academy. He lived secretly in Ba Sing Se, as the Blue Spirit. He found the costume discarded near lake Laogai. He was eventually caught, but broke out the next day. During Sozin's comet, he wiped out an entire blockade of reinforcements that were coming to assist the fir benders at Ba Sing Se, and then he helped liberate Ba Sing Se, all while posing as the The Blue Spirit. Now, he is apprentices to Iroh, the Dragon of the West, and has mastered the firebending. He once beat Iroh at Pi-Sho, becoming the second man, outside of Bumi, to do so. He was knighted on Zuko or his efforts in the war. He likes Ty Lee. He asked her to teach him how do block chi, and she agreed. One day, he found a scroll that his grandmother was Avatar Roku's child. It was a illegal for a noble or a person of high esteem to have more then one child, so Avatar Roku sent her away, and she was raised by another family. That's why he can use blue fire, because he's distantly related to the royal family and the Avatar. His greatest strength is that he does not allow passion to cloud his precision and peace of mind. He does not allow conscience to stop him from vanquishing his foes. And his determination is unparalleled. Other interesting bull crap: Aoiryuu literally means blue dragon in Japanese. Cool Huh. Koroya, comes from kuroyami, which means darkness. Kasanji is a combination of Kasai, and Kaji, which both mean out of control fire. His name literally means is "the blue dragon of dark fire". This is how you write it in Japanese: 青竜夜火災事. He's the upcoming OC in my new story Bend. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL The most random story ever: Ozai: Spongbob, I love you! Las Vagas, baby! (attempts to rape Spongebob) Spingebob: Avada Kedarva (kills Azula) Ozai: PowerPuff Girls Unite (girly scream) (Dies) “I’ll tell you what you want what you really really want” said Zuko “So tell me what you want what you really really want” said Sokka “I’ll tell you what you want what you really really want” said Zuko “So tell me what you want what you really really want” said Sokka “I wanna FUCK YOUR SISTER and watch episode of Avatar online for free without download. Download is so 2008.” said Zuko. “Okay. My sis ditched Aang, and the links are in in this page or go to MySpace and search Agent AKD.” said Sokka “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” said Katara “I said Okay” said Sokka “You’re the best brother ever” said Katara “I know. I’m gangsta like that when I get high off of cactus juice. My original plan was to bang Suki. But it didn’t really work out” said Sokka “Shut the fuck up! You will speak when fucking spoken to! This is not fucking high school, mother fucker” said Aang -BEEP- So one day Aang said: "I want to be a mother fucking asshole." But little did he know he was too damn stupid to be one. “Well maybe I should be an author” said Aang. “Oh, WTF” said Mama Lugi "So, Mama Luigi, what should I write about" "Why are you asking me, idiot boy!" "Well gosh you don't have to be so mean about it." Then Aang throw Appa at Mama Luigi and Mama Luigi got mad. He picked up Aang and throws him out the window "I know what to write!" he said getting up "I'll write a story about a idiot fucking retard who got thrown out a window and had a fun time!" and his story made millions. IT’S ME MARIO!! Aang and Mario battle but Harry Potter won! -BEEP- Mama Luigi brought sexy back! Optimus Prime kamikazes Ulraj and Fiskerton! Jackie Chan sucks HOLY HAIRY JESUS BALLS! Bitch, that's HOW I ROLL! Jamie Foxx and Chuck Norris was smoking weed with all the Pokémon in the Corner and Fat Albert was playing poker with a drunken hobo-terrorist hybrid. Awesome, right! Zeke and Luther farted on Homer. Ben Stiller got poned by Phineandriods and Ferbots. Jonesy ate pie and Eragon slapped Johnny Test. Carmelo Anthony killed hockey. Kur is Bin Laden. Saddam Hussien jocked with Soulja Boy! Peace out Suckas said Chad and iCarly jacked up Barney’s and Tellytubbie’s car and T.P. their houses. Why did Norbit have to kill Fred! OH WHY! Skunk Fu killed the Jonas Brothers and Beast Boy decided he was gay enough to play Barbie! Kev Blaze ate a toilet! Am I high? Haru lost his deodorant! Aang and Mama Luigi are retards. George Lopez is not fly SUCKA. I brought sexy back. FanGirl CatFight Toph apoligizes for her rudeness! FORGIVE HER!Why am I using Secret Saturdays stuff? He’s such a Pimmed up Justin Timerhobo. My name is not junior or avocado or Xin Fu. Ignore all other chapters. Wait there are none! That’s a little embarrassing! -BEEP retro-goth-gangsta style in underlined italics- Disclaimer: Fuck Agni Shit! I don't own like everything except a box to live in, a cup to pee in, and a quarter, and Chowder's Mama Luigi, my balls, so the list goes on and on buy it does not include Avatar. "Nigga, I'm a God. Can't touch this! So go suck hairy Jesus balls. I killed him last week after he stole my mother! And I'm from India!" roared Agni. "Get a life queer AIDS-face. I'm not black, and I'm Indian-American. WHAT NOW, SUCKA" muttered M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN "Oh, no you didn't SISTA" yelled Zuko "Oh yeah, I think I just did" Azula replied "Want some tea?" said Iroh "Um... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN, I have a question." said Zuko "Yo mama is so retarded she go hit by a parked HOLY-HAIRY-JESUS-BALLS-VAN!" Agni hrumbled "Agni, this is a kid's show, so fuck you. This is a gayass FOOD!" said Chowder's Mama Luigi "Um, you're not in this, whatever the fucking hell you are. And I'm a bitch" Azula said sheepishly. She was smoking crack, even though you can't smoke crack, she can. This is all made up, so yeah. I'M fr3sh LIKE THAT! See, how is used the 3 is as a letter e, yeah, I'm a genius! "What's your gayass mother fucking and probably dramatic and all HIV-infested question Zuko?" said M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN "Do you take drugs, have STD or AIDS or HIV, and are you gay?" 'NO, you son of Agni-shit BASTARD!" "Well, Ok sheesh. Why do you get weird people to play me. like Jessy McCartney and Dev Patel form Slumdog Millionaire?" "Well, leg-shaving price of emo blackfire JERKFACE foo-foo CUDDLY SHIT, you're a sexually transmitted drugged MARIO TURD country-music listening ASSHOLE Agni-shit BASTARDOUS HIV-infested GAYASS fucked up BALLS-MUNCHING crack-smoking queer AIDS-face EMO PMSing goth dramatic who is Hating on everybody MAMA'S BOY Slumdog Chowder's Mama Luigi HOLY-HAIRY-JESUS-BALLS Pimmed up Justin Timerhoboish SUGAR QUEEN LOVING mangina wearing YELLOW-BELLIED SHEEP BITING gutless filthy varmint WESTERN MOVIE WATCHING jerkbending BRANGELINA-LOVING little CRAPHOLE that can go MUNCH ON A shitted TOILET FOR ALL I CARE-" "-I GET IT ALREADY. I"M NOT GAY! I"M A PIMP. I MADE OUT WITH OVER 10,000 GIRLS. AND I DON'T SMOKE CRACK. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, DUMBFUCK!" "Well, you're sister does it" "I don't give a damn! AGNI SHIT, I TELL YOU" "Zuko, Jesse McCarney was too white and nerdy too play you and he wasn't emo enough! And that's saying something." 'DAMN YOU!" "But Dev Patel is too India-Punjabi Gangsta!" "Hey, I'm way more gangsta than him, you JERKFACE foo-foo CUDDLY SHIT!" "Hello, I'm still here!" said Agni and Azula "Fuck you, you JERKFACE foo-foo CUDDLY SHIT sexually transmitted drugged ASSHOLE country-music listening ASSHOLE Agni-shit BASTARDOUS HIV-infested GAYASS fucked up BALLS-MUNCHING crack-smoking queer AIDS-face EMO PMSing goth dramatic who is Hating on everybody MAMA'S BOY Slumdog Chowder's Mama Luigi HOLY-HAIRY-JESUS-BALLS Pimmed up Justin Timerhoboish SUGAR QUEEN LOVING mangina wearing YELLOW-BELLIED SHEEP BITING gutless filthy varmint WESTERN MOVIE WATCHING jerkbending BRANGELINA-LOVING little CRAPHOLE that can go MUNCH ON A shitted TOILET FOR ALL I CARE-" Zuko and M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN barked. MY FIRST REAL AVATAR FanFic (the other ones are just jokes) AWW: Avatar World Wrestling. Fighters: The Asian, not White Avatar (aang) Ms. Fighting is Unkind (katara) Billybob with bangs (toph) Hey! I'm not a retard! (sokka) Angsty Emo Micheal Jackon (zuko) How's I get so White and Nerdy (Jesse McCartney) I have big and I can't not like (pipsqueak) SNOT MONSTER (duke) The Bastard (the boulder) FIRE NATION WOMAN! (fire nation man) Mustached Hippy (haru) Look I'm a handicap! (teo) I live in a TREE (jet) THIS IS SPARTA! (azula) SEXY, NAUGHTY, BITCHY ME! (ty lee) Is this supposed to be exciting? (mai) Hasta Lavista (Demi Lovato) Look I got colorful bird crap on my face (suki) SuperFish (yue) Tee Weevil (iroh) The oldest virgin ever (bumi) Sexiest Sexist (pakku) Pee on Dao (piandao) Hey! (dao) AWW has been sued by EVERYBODYfor bad rig names and no description so here's he updated list: The Arrowhead (aang) (dentised to be gay... or great) Bue is True (katara) (poser LOL) Blind Bandit (toph) (tomboy and hypocrite, just the way i like em) Capatain BoomerAang Wolftail (sokka) (loser and a jackass) (sokka style is) Scarred 4 Life (zuko) (is a pimp, has fangirl army) LIVIN LARGE (pipsqueak) (wazzup shortie) THE DUKE (duke) (he's 8 and he has 3 girlfriends) The Boulder (the boulder) (watch out for this egoistc dunderhead) FIRE NATION WOMAN! (fire nation man) The Blazin Babe (azula) (she so 3008 you're so 2000 and late) Runny Babbit (ty lee) (on crack and has AIDs) (ok she's not) (mai) (no comment) Guy (haru) ORANGE GOGGLES! (teo) Chick Magnet (jet) Kyoshi's finest (suki) U R Mooned (yue) Jasmine Dragon (iroh) KING OF CANDI (bumi) I am your grandfather (pakku) Blades of Fury (piandao) Me: So, I'm your host, DADDY LUIGI! And my co-hosts are... wait... who the hell are these people? Demi: I'm Demi Jesse: I'm Jesse: Demi and Jesse : And welcome to- Me: This is not Disney 365. Demi: This is madness! Me; Madness. THIS IS SPARTA! (kicks Demi in a random hole that come out of nowhere) Jesse: No! she was to young to die. YOu never let her ruin her life and lose her virginity! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Me: Why the fuck are you here? Get out! SECURITY! (Xin Fu grabes Jesse and throes him out the window. Jesse as he's falling: But have a book club meeting today! Ok, Now my new co-host, June, and her shirshu, Nyla. FIRE NATION WOMAN: (comes out of nowhere) So, June, you free tonight) Me: SECURITY! FIRE NATION WOMAN: Holy Agni Shit! (runs like crap) Blind Bandit vs. Captain BoomerAang Wolftail in Earth Stadium Blind Bandit launches a rock. Captain BoomerAang Wolftail slice it with sword. Blind Bandit launches a rock. Captain BoomerAang Wolftail get hit like crap! Loses 1/100 HP Captain BoomerAang Wolftail: OH NO! I WILL WIN! (pulls out machine gun) Blind Bandit metal bends it into a metal model of herself. Captain BoomerAang Wolftail: Hey! (Pulls out wooden bazooka) Captain BoomerAang Wolftail: I call it BaSOKKA! don't you get it! Blind Bandit: You'r pointing it the wrong way, deushbag. Captain BoomerAang Wolftail: Hasta Lavista, Baby. (blows himself up) Loses 99/100 HP Blind Bandit wins. The Arrowhead vs. KING OF CANDI in Earth Stadium Arrowhead looks has a crew cut, shutter shades, zoo york hoodie, baggy shorts and Nikes. Arrowhead: does soulja boy KING OF CANDI: (faints) Loses 100/100 HP Arrowhead wins. The Arrowhead vs. Blind Bandit in Bouncy house playhouse Blind Bandit: Nice Look, Aang. WTF. I can't bend bouncy rubbery shit! Arrowhead: Airbending Slice! (gust of wind knocks Blind Bandit into wall of bouncy house) Blind Bandit: rebounds off wall and straight into Aang! Arrowhead: Damn. Loses 99/100 HP. Arrowhead: uses special (AIRBENDING ULTRA FART!) launches Himself 1,000,000 feet into the sky, drop right on Blind Bandit, and farts again. Blind Bandit: Loses 100/100 HP Arrowhead Wins. Zuko: Alright, Guys. Its time to RAP! Zuko Zuko Zuko: Aang Sokka and Aang Zuko: Sokka Aang Zuko Sokka Girls Sokka: -5000 miles away in Ember Island AKA Bermuda- Ty Lee: How come were not in Ba Sing Se? Mai: We have too meet up with the drill people. Azula: Mai should be saying this, but I'm bored. Ty Lee: It's music night! Mai: Ugh. Do I have to. Azula: This will be interesting. Ty Lee: I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy Azula: I'm the kind of girl that girls don't like Ty Lee: I like all of my shorts to be a little too shorty Ty Lee: I pick my skirts to be sexy HURRICANE BILL STRIKES! Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee, Chan, and Rion-Jian run like SHIT! | |||||||
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