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since: 07-11-09, id: 2003748, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
country: United States
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Author has written 10 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

gosh, if you'd read my blog you'd all know that there's a sequel to bittersweet up. you know, a blog is a place for updates? a couple ppl have started reading but, woe, not everyone has discovered the next part...it's...called...Te Amo...

check my homepage for status updates. for those who do not understand, there's this pretty little button up there that says HOMEPAGE. click it. it loves the clicky. ba, ha ha.

i've said this before, ja? i dislike people fav/alerting my story for no reason...i'd really appreciate a review, if you liked it so much as to add it. let me know, that's why i'm writing. to sharpen my skills, and if you don't review, i don't know if i'm getting better or not. thanks.

i got into an argument in phys ed today over whose voice was sexier: Christian Bale or Craig Mabbitt. HELLOOOO!!. Craig. PERIOD!! his voice is so freaking hot! :D

I...just read 'Get Your Hand Off My Ass' and...omg...Zexy's so funny: "Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck!"

i forget who wrote it but oh my gawsh that was hilarious

Outrageously emo moment here, I wrote 'In Loving Memory' yesterday because I was severely depressed, though I don't know why, because it was freakishly late. i guess it all just caught up with me, so I wanted to write a little something to get it off my chest. Please don't hate me for it, though. Oh, and somewhere in the distant (Or maybe near, you never know) i might decide to write another fanfic based on 'In Loving Memory' that tells how everything happened. I've already started on chapter one but i'm not posting it now, because i want to get going with my other fics. I don't need another one just sitting there and it might end up being ignored, and i hate doing that. So anyway if you decide to read 'ILM' and you like it for some reason, be happy that i might write an extended version of it.

whoa..i just watched the entire FF VII: Advent Children movie in one sitting...now i have a headache cause i'm so confused...but it was rly good tho!!

my story, bittersweet, aka kill me now, got 69 visitors in july. just thought you guys should know. ha ha.

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

i don't even KNOW where that came from...ha ha. didn't know i'd get that result...chibi!

About me: My real name is of no consequence to you. cause i hate people mispronouncing it. You can call me Rae (my middle name, pronounced Ray) or Smartie, my nickname if you want. i don't really mind. To be honest, usually i'm really nice but if one day i'm really bitchy, it's not directed towards you. trust me. it's not. i'm a very laid-back person and i suppose you could call me 'emo on the inside' or something, cause i really am. i've only ever contemplated suicide so many times, but i've talked myself out of it the same number of times so you can't really call me emo. i don't really care either way.

Orientation: Straight, actually. Yes, it's so surprising. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, i've just never had a boyfriend. I have more bi than straight friends, and honestly, i don't give a shit about their sexuality. really, could people be any more stupid? what does it matter who people like? If you've fallen in love with someone, who gives a flying fuck if they have the same organs as you? Cause that's all they are, organs. You're not falling in love with their looks, you're falling for their mind and feelings, which do not have genders. I mean really, that's like saying "I don't want to fall for that person because they have eyes, just like me." Or ears. Or a nose. It makes me so irritated at people who are so finicky about freaking sexual organs. Bitches. So I'm guessing intersexuals can't fall in love at all? Just because they were born that way and are forced to live with it sometimes? Or they're forced into one gender by their parents and they have to deal with shit their entire lives

Oh damn I just went into rant mode...I'm sorry

But I am completely comfortable with my sexuality, as i said, I talk about things most people would rather not and i got my first kiss from a chick. On a dare, of course, and it was a relative, but you can't say anything cause i'm still straight and i have no negative feelings towards gays. to be honest, i think that homo- and bisexual people are the ones who love their partners the most, because they look past the features and fall for the minds behind them. not that i'm saying straight people don't, cause some of them do, but a LOT of the hetero relationships these days are focused solely on sex, and i find that annoying beyond belief. i think i'm going to stop there...

Age: my bday is soon! I might put a poll up to see what you want me to write as a one-shot for my bday...oh. the age. 16 in oct.

Gender: like you haven't already guessed. female.

fav bands!: My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Hawthorne Heights, Tokio Hotel, the Used, Saosin, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, the Almost, Nirvana, Metallica, System of a Down, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Secondhand Serenade, Marilyn Manson, Lady Gaga, AFI, Escape the Fate, All Time Low

fav. anime/manga: Loveless, Nabari no Ou, FMA, InuYasha, Ai no Kotodama, Bleach, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Deadman Wonderland, Junjou Romantica, Denkou Sekka Boys, Private Magician, MADNESS, and more...can't remember more...

fav books: Tithe, Darkside, Twilight (only.), Artemis Fowl series (because he's a smartass), Vampire Diaries, Betwixt, Harry Potter, Eragon + Brisingr, Abhorsen, Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Evermore

fav. movies: the Dark Knight (best. movie. ever.), Blood and Chocolate, Underworld, DONNIE DARKO, Advent Children, Dogma, Hannibal, Men In Black II, and others...

fav. TV shows: HOUSE, FMA, Bleach, George Lopez, Rob and Big, Good Eats, Mythbusters

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (i'm a bitch to just about everyone though. it dont surprise me)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(lets go chickas!)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (dont even go there.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(hate posers...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST beIm a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (chah.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat ( i LOVE lunch. but im actually REALLY skinny..)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (nope im just a bitch)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(story of my life. honestly)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (far from it)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(i hate talking to people i don't know.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(twisted sense of humor..)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(no)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(i have two. loner and bitch)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (NO)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (so i dont like people interrupting me when im reading.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(not gay. obsessed, but not gay.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

thought this was funny...

1. Your real name: Rae

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xare? (like..xa..ray)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Raeizzle Pfft thats weird..

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Cat (cliche..)

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Rae Shady Oaks (i go by rae. dont kill me)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Grico (WTF?)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green dr pepper!! (WAAHT?)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Ann Lynn? ha

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Shiz

-The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Milk and Cereal - G Love and Special Sauce

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Famous - Puddle of Mudd

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Slit Your Own Throat - The Used

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

My Apocalypse - Escape the Fate --wtf

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Rock ya Body - Stagga Lee

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Don't Jump - Tokio Hotel --mmkay..w/e

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Coming Undone - Korn

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

This ain't a scene, it's an arms race - fall out boy --so i'm an arms dealer?? ha ha

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Situations - Escape the Fate --whoaa

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Thanks for the memories - Fall out boy

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Already Over - Red --wow morbid much

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Ubers ende der welt - Tokio Hotel --hmm okay

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Dreaming with a broken heart - John Mayer

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Cold - Evans Blue

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin--wtf

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Baby Got Back - Grasshopper Takeover

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Slow Dance - Framing Hanley

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Thank you for the venom - my chemical romance

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Earthquake - the used

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

I don't love you - my chemical romance

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

She Hates me - puddle of mudd

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Bliss - Aiden--okaay

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Stupid MF - mindless self-indulgence

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Listening - the used

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Far Away - Nickelback

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Misery - Good Charlotte


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In Random Order:

1. Xaldin

2. Axel

3. Xigbar

4. Roxas

5. Larxene

6. Demyx

7. Lexaeus

8. Zexion

9. Xemnas

10. Marluxia

11. Vexen

12. Luxord

13. Saix

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Lexaeus/Xigbar wtf? maybe...angsty? iono much about those two

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Marluxia/Roxas im pretty it'd be a smutty fic cause...marly isn't all there with fluffiness? from what i've read..it COULD be fluffy..

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Axel/ Xemnas? hell no

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Vexen/Xaldin

everyone: FREAKS!! O_o

iono if those two are gay..?i forget what xaldin looks like, its been a while

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Zexion/Saix or Larxene/Demyx err...since larx would kill demy within like a minute, id HAVE to say zex and saix

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Luxord? i'd have to say NO

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Xigbar would be happy if...Vexen and zexy got together...no? zexy wouldn't put up with that!!

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Axel/Roxas!! WOO!! i'd name it...the name of the fic i AM writing? Kill Me Now? theres an abundunce of fluff coming!!

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Marluxia and Xaldin...i have to say that i havent

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Larxene and Saix? never gonna happen

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Demyx/Xemnas...demyx is bottom. def-def-definitely.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Saix and Xaldin? i guess

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Xigbar and Marly...hmm..."Xigbar's in denial of his sex. orientation until he meets the love of his life-- the king of all fairies, MARLUXIA!!" just kidding. i like marly, especially his hair. very pretty.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Luxord/Lexaeus: Luxord knocks Lex up and then blows all their money gambling. then lex practically kills lux and lux has to pay for everything or somethin

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Axel/Xaldin/Zexion. Warning: major cussing on the part of Xaldin since axel steals zexy away and smuttyness fit for an emo kid and pyro...i suck at these

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Roxas/Luxord & Larx

Larxene: the world has finally fallen to the idiots. i can't deal with this. Rox? can i kill your boy toy? screw it i'll kill him anyway

Axel: ROXY!! NO!! don't leaaave me baaaabe!!

Favorite quotes!!

no idea: "Oww, my forehead hurts!"

Chase: "Whoa, I've got this smallest foot in my grade..."

Me: "So, what, are y'all forcefully gay?"

Me: "Ha-ha-I see...dead...people."

Me: "Ah! I'm suh-sayin' the weirdest sentences and writing them down..." -gosh i'm so weird..

Me: "OMG, Tyler what's-his-face is always staring at us in Spanish.

Reese: I know! Ew, he farted and blamed it on Michael today."

ssssssss

Reese: "Ooh, I want to see a vampire on crack one day.

Me: 'Helloooo, you're looking at one."

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Me: "Eww, you have a green puffy blag." - yeah i can't speak worth a shit

ssssssss

Reese: "Shut up.

Alejandro: 'No, you shut up.

Reese: 'NO, you shut up.

Me: 'Shut your flabbergasting mechanism!"

sssssssss

Fall: "And I will like, kick you."

Reese "Shut up and eat you damn lunch!"

Fall: "And I was like, tear.

Fall: "You're gay because you're gay. Okay? Comprende?"

Reese: "Ooh, new word- mime-ism."

Reese: "Granny Ian...long story...well, not really.."

Me: "Ianesaurus!!"

Reese: "Wafflesaurus."

Reese: "You piece of cheese."

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no idea: "That was stupid.

Reese: 'That was retarded.

Me: 'Uh, that was Josh.."

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Me: "You're gaytarded.

"random dude on youtube "I want caaaandy. ... Oh, great, let's go to walmart and get some!"

Me: "The other day, I went to aunt's house, and we went to walmart, and my uncle said I could get something from Mickey D's, so I got a Double-Quarter-Pounder with cheese, and and a large fry, and a large coke, and it was good.

Reese: 'You have some weird obsession with McDonald's, don't you?"

no idea: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will eat your family...if you don't go away..."

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Randy: "Oh, look at my pretty snail!

Veronica: 'Well, you know what? Snail dies."

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Reese: "We're so immature...it's fun..."

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Reese: "Gimme the rest of my brain.

Me: 'What brain?"

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Reese: "Whoa, dude, there was a cow in my seat."

Veronica: "Potash."

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Josh: "Whoa, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Me: 'Stupid, I wake up in the middle."

ssssssssss

Reese: "We've got to do something. Oooh, let's go catch a turkey!"

Reese: "Weeeeeeee..."

no idea: "Life sucks...and then you die."

sssssssssss

Reese: "You're mean.

no idea: 'You're meaner.

Reese: I know the meanest person at this table thus far.

Me: 'What?

Reese: Oh, don't act so innocent."

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Me: "Ew, the hog lady?"

Reese: "What's my favorite letter? F!! I LOVE F!!"

Reese: "Dude, my glove is glowing..."

Me: "My favorite little number is 13. My favorite big number is 2,967."

dude on youtube: "And it was like, here was the cracker, here-her was the cheese. and fphw. fphw right off the cracker. It wasn't even there anymore...the cheese had fallen off the cracker."

Me: "You piece of cheese!!

Reese:'You cracker."

Veronica: "You loopy boo-boo head."

Reese (to me): "But you're just so pokable."

Me: "It has to be in the circle of emos."

Me: "Circle, circle, dot, dot, GAWD, you just did the most retarded thing EVER!!"

Me: "Books tast good. Paper tastes better."

Veronica: "All hail the mighty special brownie."

Me: "Inspiration is gay."

no idea: "We were bored. Then we live. Then we die."

Veronica: "I love writing random stories about a taco named Lemon.

Me: "You're such a skittle!"

Reese: "Only a true emo would think that it was possible to get high off of Febreze."

Me: "We were outside the English room, working on our projects, and then some guys started singing the Pokemon theme song."

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Reese: "Michael Jackson looks like Alejandro, just a little bit.

Me: 'Ooooooh, BURN!!"

Reese: "Go bury some grapes."

Me: "It sucked all the joy out of it."

Me: "It rocked. And it was in blue ink."

Me: "Gaytard! With the nerd box!!"

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Me: "High five!

Reese: 'Yaaaayy!

Me: 'Ah, you stabbed me with the pen you were holdin'!"

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Me: "You're gay!

Reese: 'You're gayer!

Me: 'You're gayest!

Reese: ...Shudddap."

ssssssssss

Me: "If your butt fell off, would you be able to sit?"

Reese: "Ohhhh, my gawd, I'm so depressed!! This freaking spot on the ground won't change color or get wet!!"

ssssssssss

a nerd: "Oh my god, I'm so depressed!! I didn't do my LA homework!!. . . .

Me: 'You freaking nerd"

sssssssssss

Reese: "I thought you were supposed to be afraid of the sun, not the rain."

Reese: "Moshing is like a speed racer on crack...going really slow...

Me: "Dude your over-duding it.

Me: "A twin brother that don't look like him

Reese: "DUDE!! I just tried to squeak and nothing came out!!

Reese: Cue deep voice Scandilous!.

Me: "Dude i'm gonna be yoda for halloween. I'm gonna walk around on my knees and say, 'candy i will have'

Reese: "Spitty. . . -highpitched squeak- . . .aaaand that's the noise a mouse makes when you step on it.

ssssssssss

Sam: "Oh, what did you say last night?

Reese: . . . 'I dunno. You don't remember?

Me: . . .'Y'all are freaks.

Sam: . . .'But, we said a lot last night. What time did you fall asleep?

Reese: . . .'After I hung up.

(insert random conversation here)

Reese: . . .'Oooh, Court, write that down!!

Me: . . .'HOLD ON!!

Reese: . . .'Wait, what was I gonna say. .

Sam: . . .'Our idea!

Reese: . . .'Dang it i forgot! Ahaha, she's writing this down. ohh..

sssssssssss

Me: "Dude, I love febreze. . .

Reese: "Wow...only an emo kid would space out during a dora the explorer commericial...

Me: "Yoda, I will be. . .

WTF: "Tu eres un MUYMUYMUY freakazoid. gomen nasai.

Reese (to me): "Dude, you have like bobby hair. . .

Me: "dude, you have a brother? i thought you ate him...

ssssssssss

Me: "Dude, that's why you failed the hand project!!

Reese: . . .'I didn't faill!!

Me: . . .'Wait, you heard that?"

ssssssssss

Reese: "I killed the hole!!

ssssssssss

Me: dude, my mom said you sounded like a prep!!

Reese: . . .'Your mom's mean.

ssssssssss

Reese: "My nails be blue...

Reese: "Do that again, do that again!! I missed it!! -does creepy face- . . .NEVER do that again...

Reese: "Burn to the end of the rainbow...where the leprechaun gold is!!

Me: "DANGG i can't find any more quotes and i'm stuck on 84!!

ssssssssss

Reese: "Gawd, could you be any slower?!

Me: . . .-walks slower-. . .

Reese: . . .'I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!

Me: . . .'How'd you mean it, then?

Reese: . . .'I dunno...oh, look, there goes an ancient turtle!!

ssssssssss

Me: "#86...Ancient turtle...classic...it's truly a you had to be there inside joke. Oh wait its number 85

Sam: "okay, guys, this is our new macot...STICK DONKEY!!

Reese: "Court smart?... da loca court smart!!

ssssssssss

Me: "Well...i almost ran into a pole...

Reese: . . .'smooth move, grace.

ssssssssss

Me: "One more quote, amy, and we'll have 90!! cmon, cmon, mom's making me get off the comp. oh, wait, i'll just use this. RANDOM!!

ssssssssss

Me: "Whoa, the part of my jeans on my butt is all faded!

Reese: ...Yeah, cause you sit on it!'

Me: ...Well, yeah, but,' -Falls over-

Reese: ...Dude, your so smart'

ssssssssss

Reese: "Dude, your gmail password is so weird. I cant remember anything of it except for the first four letters'

Me: ...What, fric?'

Reese:..Yeah'

Me:...oh. OOH!! we should have the new word for muffin be fric. Cause wouldnt it be weird if we went up to a slutty person and said, "Hey there, muffin?" we should have fric be the new word'

Reese:..uhm...okay?'

ssssssssss

Mom: "Who were you talking to?'

Me:...uhh...no one...?'

Mom: ...who were you talking to a minute ago?'

Me"..Reese?'

Mom: ..oh yall are sad'

Me: ...oh okay...OOH BATMAN!!'

ssssssssss

Me: "Thats a mean word

Reese: ..What? ha you say mean things all the time'

Me: ...true

ssssssssss

Me: "Is that a monkey? Or a meerkat?"

Reese: "...it looks like a meerkat-ish-thing...animal..type..thing..."

ssssssssss

Reese: "Dude I think I just broke my sister's cat."

Me: dude i can space out on the randomest things...like during baseball when the astros are losing or on that countdown for like 20 minutes straight

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Definitely Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I'd have to say Namine. but i did feel like killing her when she said, 'Roxas you aren't supposed to exist!!'

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

does this include COM? cause if so i say Vexen he's like...so ugly. and irritating..

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. she tries to kill the SoRiku

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

dunno

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

the retarded keyblade Kairi gets

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

ehh didnt use it

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

sora and roxas. stupid stupid. roxas belongs with axel. period.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

i thought roxas and zexion was kinda cute for about a minute. then my mind caught up with me and i was like, oh HELL no!!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

i found one with Axel and Saix that i found mildly disturbing, but i got over myself really quick cause the story put him with roxas later...hehe..no offense!!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

donald's freaking retarded

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

well derr. i mean, how could you not believe it?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

nooo. he just has an awesome haircut.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yea but i love his hair

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

yes!!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Olette, because namine needs her ass kicked for saying roxas shouldn't exist. he should exist for axel, damn it!!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It's sort of freaking me out bc i don't know if ven is gonna replace roxy or something..or if roky wont show up at all..omg i dont know

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

nah it was pretty cool. not as cool as kh2..tho...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel for sure

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Zexion actually. he's sort of aloof and his schemes aren't totally out in the open so i guess him. oh and his weapon is a book. i find that awesome

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

i screamed out 'AXEL NO!!' and my family now thinks im nuts

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

nope and roxas

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

when i first heard donalds voice i forgot how irritating it was, so i just sat there gaping at the not-making-sense-ness of it

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth the bastard

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Axel & Roxas :D

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

actually Larxene. sorry guys, shes just like the bitch i am

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

neither.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cleon. :D

43. CloTi of Clerith?

aerith belongs with zack and tifa...should not get in the way of cleon...

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

simple and clean

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel Roxas Riku Demyx Zexion!! Marluxia (don't ask) Leon and Cloud. Cloud for the most part right now cause i'm obsessing over him after watching Advent Children FINALLY a couple days ago. i must say he was looking very pretty in that movie

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

It's nothing but crossovers.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

mostly axel-reno, cloud-roxas etc

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

i'm trying to get 358/2 days for my birthday

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

kh2! roxy and axel are in it

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

seriously. are you really asking that?

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1. Rewind » reviews
After the loss of his beloved, Axel returns to school only to be forced into retelling the entire story. How did Roxas disappear? Prequel to my one-shot, In Loving Memory. Rated T for excessive language, may change to M later on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,579 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 9-22-09 - Axel & Roxas
2. Because You Live » reviews
Roxas is sent to a psychological hospital after an attempt at his own life, rated M for certain reasons NOT related to lemon. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
3. Pyromania reviews
Ed's travelling to Central with Roy and Riza...without his brother. Soon he starts developing feelings for his commanding officer, so what will he do on his own for once, without Al for help? M for lang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - Edward E. & Roy M.
4. Te Amo » reviews
I wished on that star...and it came true...he loves me. And I love him back. Now, why is SHE here! -Rated M for excessive language, tut tut...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 10-13-09 - Axel & Roxas
5. What's your name? reviews
Akuroku oneshot...with only dialogue. Let me know what you think?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
6. Loves Me Not » reviews
It’s a typical high school romance…Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, they fall in love. But wait a sec…that isn’t a girl…and why won’t he speak? Song fic, if you want to be technical. Loosely following the song loves me not
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-31-09 - Axel & Roxas
7. Bittersweet » reviews
I can’t even begin to tell you how many stars I’ve wished on, or how many times 11:11 came around and I’ve just wished for one person, one person to love me for me. Just one. That’s all I want. The sequel is up and in progress - Te Amo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,524 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 7-24-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
8. Bury the Blade Deeper » reviews
Roxy is the one behind the scenes pulling all Twilight High's strings, and he's good at it. The only thing he's bad at is confessing to his seemingly straight friend.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - Axel & Roxas
9. In Loving Memory reviews
Axel reflects on losing his other half, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-09 - Axel - Complete
10. Empathy reviews
Axel is going about his business when he comes across a devastated Roxas. What happened! Oneshot rated T I guess.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
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