Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a daughter

I'm a friend

I'm a student

I'm shy

I'm a loser to some

And a freak to others

I'm quiet usually around others but loud when I'm with friends and family

And most importantly, I'm someone who tries to keep things interesting even if it means occasionally putting myself out there, but hey, excitement comes at a price!

"Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see." (Love Quotes.com)

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About Me:

Name: Sorry, that's private. But my nickname is Puzzsta :D

Age: Old enough to be on this site obviously, but also that's private :)

Favorite color: Purple and Royal Blue

Favorite color combination: Pink and Black and Pink and Brown

Favorite Movie: (besides the HP series) Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, Grown-ups, and UP

Favorite food: Spinach Ravioli or Chinese Food

Favorite TV show: General Hospital (I use a lot of their story lines in my one story because I find it more dramatic = interesting)

Favorite fruit: Strawberry or Watermelon

Favorite HP book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Favorite season: Summer and Winter

Favorite time of day: Midnight :)

Favorite character in the HP series: Sirius, Ginny, and the Weasley Twins

Favorite candy: Hershey bars, kit kat, crunch, sweet tarts, etc.

Songs I like: Well, I like most by Daughtry, I Could Not Ask For More by Edwin McCain, The Script, Nickelback, Shadow Days by John Mayer

Summer Sports: Swimming and Tennis

Winter Sports: Tennis (indoors)

Places I'd like to visit one day: Spain, Hawaii, pretty much all over the world :)

Likes: Playing tennis, hanging with friends, writing

Dislikes: bugs (especially killing them), cats, hot pink, school (only when rumors spread around and guys act like idiots)

Favorite books: Harry Potter, My Sister's Keeper, The Blind Side, A Series of Unfortunate Events, etc.

Favorite animals: Puppies

Friends on here that I know: shadowpast and FangxMaxForever and obsirocks

I write for Harry Potter only, and I know the Wizarding World backwards and forwards. I do not, and never will, write for You-Know-What. I don't even want to mention it's name since it's a terribly written book and J.K. Rowling is a much better writer than Stephenie Meyer. But that's just my opinion on the whole matter.

That being said, here are my Hogwarts basics:

House: Hufflepuff

Blood Status: Muggleborn

Patronus/Animagus: Phoenix/Bird

Wand: Spruce and Phoenix Feather, slightly springy, 12 1/4 inches

Quidditch Position: Chaser :)

Favorite Teacher: Hagrid :)

Favorite Place: Under the Beech tree by the lake

Possible Profession: Auror definitely :)

Random Stuff Just Because That's Who I am:

did u know: The dollar symbol is a U combined with an S (U.S.); our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing; David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie

http://www.kellys.com/know.html

random stuff: President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute; cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day; and the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C (gross)!

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/bingbin/

I used to have the whole 'copy and paste if...' thing. But that's everywhere. Come on people. It SAYS 'unleash your imagination' as part of the fanfiction sign! SO DO IT!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

“REMEMBER WHEN"
REMEMBER WHEN...
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
Your worst enemies were your siblings
Race issues were about who ran fastest?
WAR was a card game
Life was simple and carefree
All you wanted to do…was grow up?!

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
After the marriage: Read it bottom to top leaving out the last line

14 Things to do with friends when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code five in house wares!" and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

14. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!"

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator:

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friends. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make racecar noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning-may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one…)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about, copy this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever danced in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slammed into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. (Every day)

If you’ve ever tripped over a flat surface, copy and paste this.

95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump; copy and paste this if you’re a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!"

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

I find "good morning" contradictory

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you do this, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how

When life gives Edward lemons, he throws them AT MIKE

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Love is patient

Love is Kind

Love is slowly losing your mind

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

As you can see after this point, I am survey crazy so bear with me and feel free to post any of these surveys with your own answers. Peace!

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
Gee this is a tough one. Probably the Sorcerer's Stone and the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows during the Battle scenes. My least fave was Harry Potter 5 cuz Harry acted like a 15-year-old girl who PMS' like no other.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by far. Everything was new and it was cool seeing the new special effects and the actors. The kids were so cute when they were young! Except for Goyle and Dudley. They were goofy looking and got worse. My least favorite was Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix because it was confusing with the abrupt scene changes...Umbitch, and Sirius' death :'( The only good thing I can say about it is when Dumbledore disappears with Fawkes and Kingsley says; "I know you don't like it, Minister but you can't deny it, Dumbledore's got style." haahah

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
Fred. In the movies Snape. The Marauders are cool too, except for Peter. Remus is...okay

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?
Dumbledore, although he's technically headmaster. Snape, sort of because he shakes things up.

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?
Definitely Voldylicious :D

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
Ginny Weasley or Fred

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
Gryffindor for sures. I'd prob b in Hufflepuff or Slytherin tho :'(

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
The Order of Phoenix "obvi"! Down with Voldy!

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Oh, most definitely James or Sirius

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Hopefully Ginny Weasley. Luna'd be cool too

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
I was angry especially since it only really focused on relationships and not the actual aspects of the book. I was happy in some ways though because it enabled be to see it @ the first midnight showing :)

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?
Buckbeak "obvi"

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
Oh, most definitely

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
Luna Lovegood or Professor Trelawney

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
I wanted it so bad but my parents wanted me to wait for it to come out in paperback (which did it even really? i think it did but it took forever) so it wouldn't be over 30 something dollars. Then one morning I was eating breakfast and my grandma came over with it for me. I was so happy and read it so much that my parents threatened to confiscate. I never imagined being scolded for reading :D

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
People had been reading it for a while but I thought it would be bad. My dad had showed it to me when I was like, five or six and I read the first part with the describing of the Dursley street and refused to read it since it was boring. Then in 6th grade my mom suggested I read it and I tried it and was hooked from then on.

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
Hmm...the fact that my grandmother got me the last book. That will hopefully stick with me forever :)

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Yes Alice in Wonderland. I knew Helena Bonham Carter (or w/e the hell her name is) was in it as the red queen. I had no idea though that the actress who played Madam Maxime and Alan Rickman and Timothy Spall was in it though. (I could recognize Alan's voice as familiar tho :D and the face of the headmistress too)

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?
Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts all the way!

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Dragon (I don’t really like any l but if I had to it would be this)

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
He was a jerk and should die. haha how coincidental :D

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?
OMG yes! it's a funny story how i got started too. well not rely haha

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
Hmm...so many good ones. Amortentia but maybe not...Accio and Alohamora probably. Maybe not the last though cuz things r usually locked for a reason (ie: the third floor corridor) :D

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Chaser

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
The Final Battle...the troll battle...the flying car...seeing Lily, James, Remus, and Sirius with the Resurrection Stone...oh, and some of Snape's select few memories :)

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
Definitely not J/L cuz it wouldn't even be a story then...probably Fred's death :'(

Question 29: Would you join the DA?
Most definitely

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?
He's never remotely cared for anyone, remember?

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Not Ginny cuz ppl would pronounce it wrong and that's not a good name to have mixed up...um...not Hermione...not Luna...probably Lily :)

Question 33: What would your pet be?
Owl or Pygmy Puff :D

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Weasleys. I'd love to have a super big, happy, funny, chaotic family :D

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
Invisibility Cloak

Question 36: What is your favorite Horcrux?
Harry, of course! :D

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
YES! Haha, hilarious stuff :D

Question 38: What would your patronus be?
Phoenix, I believe it was

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
I believe it was a bird

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?
James, by far. Sooo hot! (Nandita, if you're reading this and you make fun of me @ school I'll ORDER someone to kill you) :D

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Ollivander’s then definitely Zonkos :D

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
Ginny or Fred

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

We all knew Harry would win. I still think he should have tied though with Cedric.

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Alan Rickman (Snape) or Richard Harris (Dumbledore 1-2)

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).
Lindsey Lohan (younger) should HAVE totally PLAYED Lily Luna Potter. Too bad that's not possible :(

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
No idea

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?
Five times

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

Harry/Ginny or James/Lily

Question 50: Did you like this survey?
Yeah, it was okay. I've had more that I've liked though :)

(The following survey I got from Louey06's profile page and decided to fill it out myself or keep the answers that are right for me)

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

YES!!

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Yes I could

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yes

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean (previously Jane)

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius (giggle)

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

yep. 1-6 are all on my DVD shelf.

Read All The Books?

YES!! they are the best in the world.

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Best author EVER!! No competition.

Favorites

Weasley?

Fred and George

Character, Overall?

Ginny

Female character

Ginny

Male Charcter?

Harry or Sirius

Group Of Characters?

Marauders

Adult?

Sirius

Professor?

Sirius (Gary Oldman is awesome in movies and so is Snape. Alan Rickman Rocks!!) Also, Alan Rickman and I share a birthday!! :D

Ship?

Harry/Ginny and James/Lily

Spell?

alohamora! great in movie with ron and hermione's heated argument. "Alohamora?" "Standard book of spells, chapter 7." priceless! also, levicorpus is pretty sweet :D

Sweet?

chocolate frog and Bertie Botts (id love to try something totally gross) :D

Place?

Burrow

Weasley Twin?

both

Product?

definitely the Weasleys' Wilfire Whiz-bangs

Shop?

Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, of course! Or Ollivanders

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Pettigrew

Female?

Umbitch, I mean Umbridge

Male?

Pettigrew

Adult?

Pettigrew and Umbridge

Student?

Ernie Macmillian. So annoying. Also, Draco. He's hot in HBP movie tho.

Spell?

Avada Kedavra and Cruciatus Curse. poor neville

Book?

PoA and CoS

Ship?

Harry/Cho, even if it is brief and Cho/Cedric

Sweet?

edible dark mark

Death Eater?

Bellatrix

Shop?

Borgin and Burkes

Place?

knockturn alley

Professor?

Umbridge and Lockhart

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

cute, they bring out the best in each other. ever realize you can't spell Hermione without Ron? :D

Harry/Hermione?

ugh, no comment

Harry/Ginny?

YES!!

Harry/Luna?

It could happen but I'm more for H/G

Harry/Pansy?

NO!

Ron/Lavander?

eww!! she sucks @ relationships

Ron/Luna?

NO!

Ron/Pansy?

NO!!

Ron/Fleur?

What about Bill??

Hermione/Krum?

nah, he's too old and i h8 that accent

Hermione/Draco?

Only if he got over himself

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

NO!!

James/Lily?

YES YES Quadruple YES!!

Lily/Snape?

nope, sry Snivellus, you screwed up your chances. like that would ever happen!

Lily/Sirius?

NO, James would probably murder Sirius in his sleep and leave only a finger (sound familiar ;)) ((it's rely not that funny))

Lily/Lupin?

NO!! too much alike!

Tonks/Lupin?

It's 'aight. although I do like teddy

Draco/Pansy?

FAIL

Fred/Angelina?

yes

Bill/Fleur?

canon

Harry/Cho?

no. one date is all they get. cho sucks at relationships just like lavender

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny

Neville or Seamus?

Nev

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape

Fred or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny!!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna, she's at least a laugh. Hermione can be too uptight and it's awkward with her and Harry alone in Deathly Hallows.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Roonald/Hermy

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry, obvi

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Hermione/Ron

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbeer

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

3 brooms

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily! No competition!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hoggy, Hoggy, Hoggywarts!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley, way more cool places!

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley, at least you probably won't get murdered the second you step over the threshold :D

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Botts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Daily Prophet, at least you can laugh at the idiot editors

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Which Barty? personally id like to throw all three off the highest tower in Hogwarts

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

GRYFFINDOR! Where the brave dwell at heart! punches the air with invisible sword

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Nope

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

No

A Movie?

Yes, when Harry cried over Cedric in GoF after they arrived back from the graveyard and when Harry cried over Sirius falling through the veil and I tried a bit when Dumbledore died. it was scary and so sad seeing him fall from the tower in slow mo :'(

I didn't Books or Movies?

no I just said i did, where have you been?

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yeah, it was mixed with reality and a tv show that shall remained unmentioned for my dignity. it was cool tho cuz it took place in a super market that was like Honeydukes. freaky . . .

Been To A Fansite?

yeah

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yeperdoo

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yeah

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

First I was James trying to get Lily to go out with me then I was Lily :D

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

yeah

What was it?

That remus and tonks never rely died and they looked for teddy for years. ik! crazy, right?

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

no. Why should/would i?

Did it/Does it work?

NO! gosh!

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

No

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

yup!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

no, haha. im slow like that :D also, i personally dont care

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

no...

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

yes, fiery tempers, same hair, fell for the same looking guy almost, their husbands r both . . . uh . . . bad boys? ;)

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

not really, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. do you find it weird?

Do you know what fanfiction is?

yes

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

No. No I haven't (sarcasm)

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

YES!

What site?

ff.net. it's not like I'm on it or anything! note sarcasm

Do you write fanfiction?

of course, i deleted a lot off here but it's on my comp. still in case i change my mind or get time to continue it :D

Do you like to write fanfiction?

yep, my parents get pissed when i spend all day writing/reading it

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

no, sadly. for halloween once i got a lollipop but it was partially unwrapped so my friend's mom made me throw it away :'(

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

some. trading cards, DVD's that's about it. oh, and a shirt that while im typing this i happen to be wearing!

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No. I played it at friends house, though.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

yeah! actually, my dad gave it to me even tho it's big but he was harry once for halloween! i wear it for beddy-bye :)

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

none, temper wise i can be like lily and ginny

Do You Agree With This?

YES

What Are They?

huh? yo no comprendo, señor apporendo

Do you object to being Called By them?

nope, they're cool

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

they don't give a .

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

not that i am aware of...

What’s One? (You don’t have to explain)

none!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

yeah! it's not even funny! my grandpa is so much like dumbledore it's not even funny! :D

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

YES!!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

so much

Have you re-read the books?

yes 5x each

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Yes, it was fun :)

Have You Had An RP Party?

no

Do You Want To?

w/e's

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

no

Have You Ever Wrote One?

no

Do You Want To?

no

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

no

Are You Going To Write One?

no

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

YES!!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

um ... yeah, pretty much

Questions:

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows, closely followed by Sorcerer’s Stone

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Sorcerer’s Stone and Half-Blood Prince

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Ginny

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, hopefully the former

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? I don't really like the ghosts. They're just annoying but if i had to pick one id pick...nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms. Flitwick is da bomb!

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Severus Snape at the end

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser, I couldn’t have the game be up to me

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? Snape, Harry, Remus, Lily, Sirius, James, and Ginny

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Not sure. It’d be cool if Ginny or Lily or Dumbledore was

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Both girls are fun, spontaneous, also popular and pretty. He's smart, supportive and nice.

Which character in the book can you relate to? I guess I most relate with Remus. I’m not that popular but I do have friends

What pet would you get? Owl: How else would I be able to send letters? A Pygmy Puff would be a close second though.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I think I would see for when I’m older being successful with a happy family (husband and two twin boys).

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course I would! There wouldn't be any time to get help.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? While still a convict? Scream and punch him in the nose. If I knew he was ok? Hey, welcome ol’ Paddsy!

What would be his reaction to your reaction? 'Oh, bugger' or ‘Um . . . hey. Do I know you?’

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, whom would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Ginny or Lily. Then I'd surprise Voldemort and set Nagini on him

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No. I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction. Possibly after she left though I might. Doubtful though.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Severus Snape; we'd both sit in a corner and just talk. I'm not one for dancing

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione Granger

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Grey

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Green

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Boring? No. Long? Yes

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? My wedding, so no Death Eaters will ruin it like they did Bill and Fleur's

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. The movies are good only because a lot of it is how I imagined. Movies 3-5 I hated though.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius Black aka HOT! I really like all though except for Pettigrew

What would your Patronus take shape in? A phoenix or another mythological animal - maybe a unicorn or a hippogriff

What would be your Animagus form? A bird. It fits, I’m kind of out there sometimes :D

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts or Charms. Definitely not Potions since i suck at following directions. just ask anyone :D

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape

Hermione or Cho? Easy! Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James Potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid! No competition!

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. The Golden Trio need to take a step down and chillax. Too much saving the World!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. I could always use a Dissillusionment Charm

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood, of course

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp (I hate spiders, even when they're dead) Plus, Grawp is adorable at Dumbledore’s funeral

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko’s Joke Shop! Imagine the pranks . . . :)

Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans...I'm adventurous and brave

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors=The Order of the Phoenix, duh!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbly-dore!!

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa: She was alright in the end even tho she only saved Harry since her son was alive.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First Task: Dragon. Third Task: Maze with Voldemort on the other side. Give me a dragon any day!

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun. I wish it could have gone on longer.

Another Potter survey made by Professor Cassandra :)

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

My favorite is probably Deathly Hallows and closely followed by Sorcerer's stone because like every book, it's so much more interesting in the beginning when you're learning everything and trying to put together the puzzle pieces. Deathly Hallows, on the other hand I liked a lot (mostly the end) because it showed how far they had come, how strong their friendship truly was, and VOLDEMORT DIED! :D My least favorite is Prisoner of Azkaban because I found to the plot line dull and never-ending.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

My favorite thus far is Sorcerer's stone because I love the candles and floating pumpkins since it was new. I also like part 1 of Deathly Hallows because they weren't at school. My least favorite is Prisoner of Azkaban because it was poorly made but I actually hate Order of the Phoenix more because it's super choppy and hard to understand :/ Plus they cut out Quidditch!

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?

In fanfic I like teenage Remus, James, and Sirius. For canon I like Ginny, Lily, Hermione (later kind of). For guys...probably Fred and George as well as Snape in the end.

Question 4: What is your favorite spell?

Accio!

Question 5: Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Remus while he was there :)

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Snape and Draco

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

This is a toughie...probably Fred and George

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

My mom's side of the family would probably either be Hufflepuff or Slytherin and my dad's most likely would be Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. I've been sorted in multiple quizzes into either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. I think I'd be more of a Hufflepuff but I'd love to be in Gryffindor where the brave dwell at heart!

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

Canon fo sho

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Draco in the 6th movie!!! AGGHH HOT. In fanfic tho I'd def want James, Sirius, and Remus :D Each separately of course!

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

I'd probably hang out with Luna since I seem to attract strange people ;) Idk really. Maybe the trio

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

I was mad when I first heard but then I was like, "well if it's better than whatever" and although initially I thought it wasn't good I don't think they should have postponed it because it was nothing spectacular.

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?

The dragon and the phoenix.

Question 14: What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?

Charms

Question 15: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

HELL YEAH!

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Bellatrix would be cool :) So would Dobby if there was a really awesome costume for him :D

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

Ha, well I really wanted it badly but my mom wanted to wait until it came out in paperback so it wouldn't cost as much (-_-) but my grandma got it for me one morning and gave it to me when I was eating breakfast

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?

My mom said I should since other people were reading it so I tried it and fell in love.

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Going to the midnight showings of HBP and Deathly Hallows :) AND going to universal :D

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Twilight number 1 'cause it had Robert in it. After that though I didn't care, I never watched Twilight :P

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons?

Hogwarts

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The maze

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I thought he should die

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?

OBVI!

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

All of them xD

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?

Chaser. Couldn't be a seeker 'cause I'm not good under pressure.

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

The Battle of Hogwarts. I was reading so fast and laughing at random parts

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

I wish Tonks and Lupin hadn't died. :( Also, I think it would have been a lot more meaningful if Percy had sacrificed himself to save Fred's life. That would have really proved him redeemed. Um...Sirius should have had a more creative death and Dobby should have lived :(

Question 29: Would you join the DA?

Definitely!

Question 30: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Maybe at Hogwarts when he was actually good-looking but probably not. He liked riding solo

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

None :) My name is already in the series! :D (Ariana)

Question 32: What type of wand would you have?

Idk

Question 33: What would your pet be?

An owl

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Weasleys!

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak.

Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?

The locket

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (Aka YES!)

Question 38: What would your patronus be?

Some kind of bird

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?

Also some kind of bird

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

Remus/James

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Ollivander's.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?

Andromeda even though she was blasted off the tapestry

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Fred

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Harry still

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Alan Rickman and NOT just because we share a bday!

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Lindsey Lohan (if she was of the right age) should totally play Lily Luna Potter

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

Something white probs :)

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?

5 each at least

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

Lily/James

Question 50: Did you like this survey?

YEAH!

The Story of How Nearly Headless Nick Died:

J.K. Rowling says; "In the first draft of 'Chamber of Secrets', Nick sang a self-penned ballad explaining how his head had (nearly) come off. My editor was not very fond of the song and so I cut it. However, for those who are curious, here is the story of Nick's decapitation in his own moving words."

It was a mistake any wizard could make
Who was tired and caught on the hop
One piffling error, and then, to my terror,
I found myself facing the chop.
Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve
A-strolling the park in the dusk!
She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth
Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.
I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right
But the process of justice was lax;
They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock
Where they usually sharpened the axe.
Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn,
The priest said to try not to cry,
"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"
And I knew that my end must be nigh.
The man in the mask who would have the sad task
Of cleaving my head from my neck,
Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"
And I turned to a gibbering wreck.
"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit
As he swung the axe up in the air,
But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,
My head was still definitely there.
The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,
"Won't be too long", he assured me,
But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot
Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.
And so I was dead, but my faithful old head
It never saw fit to desert me,
It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,
And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.

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Now I'm going to do that 12 character survey thing.

List your #1-12 favorite HP characters in a random order.

1. Harry

2. James Sirius

3. Sirius

4. James

5. Lily

6. Severus

7. Voldemort

8. Dumbledore

9. Dobby

10. Fred

11. Ginny

12. George

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Severus and Ginny? Nah.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? James? Totally!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? George got Dumbledore pregnant? Now that'd be wrong on so many levels.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Dobby? No, but I'd read them!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Um no.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Lily and Dobby or Lily and Fred? Um...I guess Lily and Fred because Dobby and Lily would just be kinda wierd...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Voldemort walked in on James Sirius and George? Um...seeing as Voldemort would be dead by then and James Sirius is how many years younger than George and that would be classified as illegal...idk I guess he'd probably Avada Kedavra them both and that'd be on a good day :)

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Sirius and Fred? Okay...Sirius reads the Harry Potter books about Fred and George and how they're the ultimate prankers and when he finds out about Fred dying, he decides to go back in time and make it not happen.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Harry and Dumbles? I'm pretty sure. People are strange enough to use Dumbledore's being gay to relate to Harry.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Voldemort and George? Um..."Unhealthy Vengeance"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? James deflowering Harry? That would be so wrong not to mention ILLEGAL and impossible since he's his late FATHER! :D

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Prob, idk really

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Sirius het? idk.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven? Not to my knowledge...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? James Sirius, James, and Lily? Um...no

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Fred? Um..."oo! play that trick again!"?

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? About Dumbles...? Hmm...so many possibilities..."Gay fish" or "Love Song" :D I am such a hypocrite

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Harry, Severus, and George? Hmm...well, Harry only learned in the end that Severus is okay and Harry and George have always been on good terms but George and Sev prob hate each other after all the years...I guess it'd be a rated T story for cursing.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Fred on James Sirius? "Damn, you tricked my heart into falling for you". Sorry, yeah, I know that sucked (James Sirius has always been a prankster in fanfics though but seeing as Fred would be late by then...)

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Like, yesterday, ha! I love fics on her and James and I'll only read one with her and Severus called, "Lily and the Halfblood Prince" by greeneyes117

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Severus? His underpants aren't really gray? No idea...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Ginny shag Dobby? Um...I'd like to think that she'd recognize him even if she was drunk! Then again...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Sirius and Voldemort? Sirius if it came down to looks but I doubt that relationship would last long since both as far as I know are straight and Voldy'd prob kill Sirius :'(

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Ahh! Holy crap, that's confusing and I barely kept up on it so let's see...Harry and Sobby are in a happy relationship until Dobby runs off with James. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advise of LIly and finds true love with Sirius. Wow...so if we wanna get technical with this before I answer the question I would say Harry and Dobby are both straight and totally different creatures...Harry and Ginny WOULD NEVER have only a one-night stand since they end up married,Dobby would never be ABLE to run off with James (this should have ben before) and I bet James is flipping over in his grave right now...yeah, well I'd find it believable that Harry and George wouldn't hit it off in THAT way and now I'm sure Fred is flipping over in his grave...then there's the fact that Harry can't take advise from his mother's decaying body (cue Lily flipping in her grave)...and well...I doubt James would be too pleased if his best friend finds true love with his son and seeing as it's hard to have - um...a long distance relationship...yeah, Harry and Sirius just wouldn't work out. But now enough technicalities...the title I would use is "A Midsummer Night's Nightmare". Um...okay Tabithatibi, fangxmaxforever, and maybe xharrypotterismylifex only cuz these r ppl who have regularly reviewed my stories and they'd most likely get the alerts. Um...I don't know anyone who would write it but now I'm tempted to :D

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Voldemort and Dumbledore? Weirded out. PLUS NOT POSSIBLE!

My Favorite Harry Potter Guys: (in no particular order cuz they all rock)

JAMES POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK

REMUS LUPIN

FRED WEASLEY

VOLDY (now that I've finished the books)

SEVY SNAPALA (now that I've finished the books)

DUMBLES

My Favorite Harry Potter Girls: (in no particular order cuz they are all great)

LILY EVANS (POTTER)

LUNA LOVEGODD

GINNY WEASLEY (POTTER)

LILY LUNA POTTER

ROSE WEASLEY

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Lily/James - They belong together for ever!

Voldy/Bellatrix - It's hilarious writing them just because it's so obvious Voldy would only love himself :) Also, check out Professor Cassandra's stories on them. They're HILARIOUS!

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My Fanfics (In order from my first written to latest written):

Lily and James-The End is Almost Here- My very first fanfic I have ever written and it got I think 109 reviews! It's 50 chapters long and has a sequel which is still a work in progress. Eventually when I have time I'll think about re-writing it for grammatical purposes and to spice up the writing. I don't know though yet since I'm buried in work. This is complete.

Wizards Online- Enter the interactive world of Wizards Online with some of our favorite HP characters (ie: The Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, etc.) See how things could play out if they had never left during their 7th year to hunt down Horcruxes and enter the magical world of technology before it even truly happened.

Free At Last- This one got maybe three reviews and that's it! Come on people I know it isn't great but don't you want to see the repercussions of Voldemort being dead. It shows the whole Weasley family as well as the Potter family, The Granger's, and Teddy! Please read the one-shot!

Discovering the Future: The Deathly Hallows- COMPLETE FINALLY!! Okay, so this is my most popular story currently and since I had spring break I finally was able to finish it! Hooray! hold applause It was originally DraconLord's but I asked her since she wasn't updating if I could continue it and she handed it over to me. Please read it, from what others told me you won't regret it.

Marauderette- This story is about Lily and her encounters with the Marauders and her friends. I have abandoned it for now to work on other stories but please read it if you enjoy humor and friendship. I used past experiences in my life for the second or third chapter, I can't remember. Good times...

A Mudblood's Daughter and A Savior's Son- This story is about Rose Weasley (A Mudblood's Daughter) and Albus Potter (A Savior's Son) as they go off to Hogwarts and have adventures of their own with the most least likely companion you could find. This is currently a work in progress though it was fun to write inside the heads of the next generation.

Darkness is Descending- This is the sequel to Lily and James-The End is Almost Here and you MUST read that before you read this one or else you'll never be able to understand it. I have ALSO abandoned this one temporarily because I am having terrible writer's block on it so if you have any suggestions feel free to PM me and I'll take it into consideration and give you credit.

Marauder Songfic- Oh boy, what could I say about this fanfic...Well, it's a one-shot and there's not a dull moment in it. It has songs by Lady GaGa, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, and Keith Urban. Proceed at own risk!

Boy Meets Girl, Girl Hates Boy- Wow, okay so this is another story of Lily and James starting in the end of their fifth year and with this single story I intend to go up to their final year and through their marriage until that fateful day in Godric's Hollow. So far I am more than half-way through their 6th and it's a work in progress. This is my most regular updated story and I intend to write a sequel to it. This is tied for first of my favorite stories currently and I hope you enjoy it! :)

A Christmas Tale- This is a one-shot for Lily and James and their newborn baby Harry. It's in my attempt of a poem and Sirius is mentioned. I wrote this for the approaching Christmas right before 2010 and I hope you like it. No flames if you're not Christian!!

A Tampered Time Turner- Well, be careful what you wish for because that's exactly what happened to Harry. Harry has always wanted to know his parents, right? Well now he does and he's going to have to go through seven years with them! Can he change the outcome of the future without too much detrimental harm or will he be lost forever, unbeknownst to his friends because of a Professor's regrets. Read to find out!

A Voldelishish New Year- Happy 2010 New Year! What better way to spend it with Voldy, his Death Eaters, and of course...Bellatrix! Where Bella has the urge for Voldy and Spongebob overthrows all. Please read this one-shot and dance to Party in the U.S.A! (I really hate that song, just saying)

A Voldy Songfic- A series of multiple one-shots sung by Voldy with Bellatrix and the other Death Eaters. I don't own any of these songs but even I have to toot my own horn when I say this story was hilarious to write. Please read it! Rated T for safety!

How to Piss Off Anyone and Everyone- This is probably going to be the most fun to write now. It's just a bunch of lists on how to annoy people in the Harry Potter series, pull pranks, etc. I recommend you all giving me ideas when you review because it's not exactly easy to think this kind of thing up on your own. Also, it'll be good to know what pleases you all as opposed to what I think will. Rating may change.

Fire and Rain- This story shows all throughout Lily and James' time at Hogwarts, a little before that, after that including their marriage and the birth of Harry, to when they sadly depart our world forever...Or do they? Read to find out! (I got this title idea when I was listening to Fire and Rain by James Taylor, which I LOVE but sadly do not own. Hear that? DO NOT OWN! This is the other story tied for first of my favorite stories currently. Please R&R!

Wizards Online (REVAMPED) Basically like the first version but now I'm not going to focus on couples like I had originally intended. Instead it's just random humor that I can come up with and basically ended where the other did. I'm not really rushing to continue it since I'm working on other stories currently.

Lily and James - The End Is Almost Here- For the one year anniversary of writing my first chapter of this story on Fanfiction, I decided to revamp this story. Almost the same idea with minor changes with character actions, grammatical things, and mostly better developed writing. Hope you enjoy this present! :D

Chasing Fire- James takes Lily on an adventure she never expected. Will she be able to let go over the prejudices towards him enough to let him in? Or will it remain a one-sided relationship...time will tell. Rated T for safety! JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/OC, FL/AP (This is my most recent story)