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Author has written 23 stories for Misc. Anime/Manga, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Caroline In The City, Final Fantasy I-VI, Zero Wing, Evangelion, Final Fantasy VII, Shakespeare, Love Hina, and Yu-Gi-Oh. NOTE: This site merely hosts my fanfiction and such. ALL my fiction and nonfiction can be found at my website. My poetry and stuff is at fictionpress.com under the same name and profile number. Just change the "fanfiction.net" in your address bar to "fictionpress.com" and you'll be magically teleported there. LET THE WAR AGAINST THE REPRESSORS BEGIN! June 26th, 2004 Okay, tuxedojack.com is up and running and all is good. My secret project of Win2K-to-Mac is done, and it's quite nice. Since FFN's whining and moaning about things more and more, you can reach me at tuxedojack AT tuxedojack DOT com or Raynor2233 on AIM. Boycott FFN! April 14th, 2004 EV1 has removed my site for overuse of bandwidth. Screw 'em. I bought tuxedojack.com, and it's up and running. Use that instead. If you want a tuxedojack.com mail account or FTP space, let me know. March 28th, 2004 Xing (or another FFN administrator) has removed the host segments of my MSTings. They contained no MST content and therefore did not violate the ToS in any way, shape, or form. While this is Xing's server, it was placed in the public forum, and I am not pleased that he (or his designees) would take action against me for nonviolation of the ToS while there are blatant violations out there, ranging from plagiarism to lemons. As of today, I will no longer post new works to fanfiction.net without a significant delay. They will be available on my web site about one to two weeks before they are made available here. I do this not because I don't trust Xing; I do it because my site is, apparently, the last bastion for free speech in fanfiction. Xing, if you're reading this, FFN started out good. Sure, it had its ups and downs, but this... this is the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm sorry to go; this place held a lot of memories for me, but with the regime that's currently moderating, I do not feel that I can express creativity here, and as such, I hereby place FFN at the back of my updates list (and my respect for your system drops a little more as I type this). From a writer to a writer - take the system back to 2001. It'll do the community good. * * * * * * * * * I have officially declared war on spyware and adware. To see more, go to the forums on www.spywareinfo.com and look for Tuxedo Jack. And if you ever want your PC analyzed, just post a HijackThis log there. We'll be more than happy to help out. Works in progress: Untitled (Love Hina, comedy/romance) Co-authoring with Andrew Talon on this one. It's a fic centered on Shinobu. Cid's Laboratory FF7/Dexter's Lab fusion. ^_^ Long story. MSMT3K Episode 206 In progress. Slightly delayed, but hey, with an SI/Ranma/Eva crossover, it's _going_ to get done. MSMT3K Episode 207 A Blainefic! Part 4 of Reunions is nearly completed... well, it was five months ago, but I was too lazy to fix my hard drive. The Kyoto Liddo-Kun, Part 7 A Kanako/Naru shoujo-ai mystery. Untitled (FF7/Utena fusion) Untitled (Utena/Digimon fusion) Tenchi In Wonderland Spoofy fun goodness with just a touch of crack. Untitled (Powerpuff Girls/Mortal Kombat) You _really_ don't want to know. It's a result of my time on #PTNP. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Personal Details * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Real Name: J.R. (Short for Jack Robert. If I hear one "who shot JR?" joke, there's gonna be a revengefic.) Age: 19... I think. I really can't remember, but I do know I was born in the year of the Mac. Location: Hades. No, seriously. Houston, Texas = Hades. Current Occupation: College student at the University of Houston looking for a summer job. Interests: Programming, writing (no da), MSTing, and goodly amounts (i.e. copious) anime. Dislikes: Plagiarists, the people who yanked my site, and the FFN admin who wiped my MSTings, and censors. God, I hate censors. Oh, and I can't forget cheaters. (The Mole) I fuggin' _HATE_ cheaters! And guard dogs! Awards: Just a gold star from Talon for a K/M ending for OVSDHH:ACTSNB and a terrorist rating from the Department of Homeland Security. Oh, that, and I've got the single largest private fanfiction library in the world. No, seriously, I do. It's a gig and a half. I've also been thanked for graphic design work by SpywareInfo.com. Look in the March 26, 2004 newsletter. Future: Hopefully, I can manipulate the world's governments into a real-life version of Second Impact. Hell, I've already mapped it out on paper, and all it'd take is one nuke to start the whole thing, thanks to the Smirking Chimp in the White House. | |||||||||
1. A Night After Christmas reviewsAnd people wonder why Keitaro never has a good Christmas.Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-27-032. In Mystery is Greatest Sense reviewsA small Halloween offering to appease those who would expect something from Kana this season.Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-033. The Kyoto LiddoKun » reviewsMy, it's been a while since I've updated, hasn't it? At any rate, standard disclaimers apply. Shoujo-ai, very non-canon pairing. Yes, it's KanakoNaru. A gift to Her.Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 6-24-034. All Your Base Don't Belong to us Yet reviewsReally, I never thought I'd sink as low as this. Gods forgive me.Zero Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-035. Shinseiki Hinagelion » reviewsGod begat Man, and Man made the world what it was. Of course, it was promptly destroyed, but... The series is now closed.Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-2-03 - Published: 6-17-036. Overly Violent Student Double Hail Hina » reviewsThe reference guide is posted. With that, the story's officially closed for good.Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 3-6-037. The Card That Never Was reviewsJust trust me. If you're an old hand to the fanfiction world, you'll recognize this. Pregnant women and the elderly should not read this.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-27-038. To Boot or Not To Boot reviewsA slightly modernized version of the Immortal Soliliquoy.Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-029. The Book of Shinji » reviewsNow Shinji's had a bit of time to go through the book. ^_^ Ecchis and fantasies and nosebleeds, oh my!Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-9-02 - Published: 10-29-0110. This Old Doctor reviewsThe result of "spoofy fun goodness with just a touch of crack" and a batch of fresh-baked meringues.Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-0211. Thanatos reviewsA Claerith romance fic set just before the end of Disc One to the tune of Shiro Sagisu's "Thanatos". Check it out on Morpheus, and enjoy this. *ANGSTY*Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-0212. Screwed-Up Christmas Carols... VERSION 2.0!Three more carols from my twisted mind, presented by myself, Ayanami Rei, and Nephrite. WARNING: HEAVY WAFF.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Published: 11-19-0113. One-Winged Angel reviewsLet's jsut say that it's another Sephiroth and Aeris work. Not gonna spoil the surprise at the end, though...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-0114. Sakura reviewsA small poem about Aeris from... someone's... PoV. You'll have to read and find out who's saying it...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-0115. All Your Tripe Are Belong To Us reviewsThree takeoffs of AYBABTU.Zero Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-25-0116. Final FantaStupidity reviewsDespite the title, this is _NOT_ anti-FF. It's just a short, stupid poem about the mahou from FF5... yep, the one on the Anthologies disc that wasn't translated for Super Famicom. Enjoy!Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-0117. If Only... reviewsA dual poem from both the POVs of Richard and Caroline. Set before the third season...Caroline In The City - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-0118. Anime Bells reviewsJust another pointless songfic from my pen of stupidity. Enjoy, and try to sing it... if you dare...Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-0119. Digi-Paintball reviewsTripe on a stick. The Digidestined and Jun go paintballing, and there's Takari, Dakari, and Junato. JUNATO?!?!? WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!? *Head explodes*Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-0120. The Youma Come From the Land Down Under reviewsA really stupid songfilk that I wrote this morning in English class and decided to post. I was on a music kick, and I was bored... so... this is the hellish result. WARNING! Do not read if you do not like Chibi-Usa!Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-0121. Youma's Paradise (Takeoff! Parody! Crap to read!) reviewsA Weird Al-esque takeoff of "Gangsta's Paradise". Let's just say it involves youma, the shitennou, and a whole lot of stupidity...Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-0122. Poke-Captor Sakura reviewsI wondered what would happen if Sakura went after Pokemon, and this is the horrible result. Long story short, Sakura becomes a trainer, a heroine, finds out Kero's a Pokemon, and rescues Professor... no, I'm not going to tell you.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-0123. A Trio of Rather Screwed-Up Christmas Carols reviewsRated PG13 for one use of the F word by James. Basically, this is a trio of Christmas carols written by myself both in school and in the shower. MSMT3K spoilers inside! Read this to find out more!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-00
