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since: 07-12-09, id: 2005037, Profile Updated: 07-14-11
Author has written 18 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Big Bang Theory, and Suite Life series.

Name: Monique

Hair: SHORT, Brown

Eyes: Deep Brown

Skin: Slightly Tan.

Height: 5 foot 5 and a half

Age: 12

Ipod: had 3 have a Touch

Bored: So So

Siblings: Kaylee(I wish!!) , Layla, and Allie (Metaphorically Allie)

Afraid of: Piranhas, Clowns, Jason, Freddy, Crappy Vampire Movies!

Other: I like 2 be random kk yea and stuff.

Okay so I just wanted to say I'm sorry about telling you all I was Brellanette, quite frankly that's not even a real name... anyway my mom (Claire) wanted me to cover up who I was (It's this whole press thing) until I tured twelve, AKA until I could handle being hounded by all the paparazzi. So anyway my profile picture is my friend and BFF Catie! Since I can't put a real pic of anyone up I'm putting my drawing of her. And yes I know I suck at drawing. And yes I did this on the computer. And yes I don't even know why I'm telling you all this.

Simon loves Jeanette, Jeanette loves Simon, that's howzit goes!

I LUV PEANUT BUTTER!!

Stuff to copy and paste

If ur a monkey rabbit with rabbis then copy paste and put ur name here>>> Monique Seville

If ur afraid of the person who likes u copy paste and put ur name here and the persons name 2>>> Monique Seville Aidan

If u have no idea wat ur doing copy paste and put ur name here>>> Monique Seville

If u r bored 2 death and r doing this in science class copy paste and put ur name here>>> Monique Seville

Rules To Write Chipmunk Fanfics

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
Wait I thought they were chipmunks!

2) They must always live with Dave.
And if Dave dies?

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
Well that sucks I want Him to end up with Bob the Builder!

4) They cannot die.
No really?

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to he the same color as they're signature colors.
You suck!

6) They can't die.
Okay ya know just cause' you abbreviate cannot doesn't make it any different than the first!

7) They can't be severly injured.
DANG IT!!! Wait can the Chipettes Be SEVERLY injured? *Evil Smirk*

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
Okay but I already broke that rule!

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
But Miss Miller died two years ago, on my birthday.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
YAY!! I think this is the best rule yet!

11) They can't be in horror stories.
WHAT!!!???? What's the point of 10 then!!!???

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
ROTFL!!! Theo's dead hahaha!!!! What's your PROBLEM???!!!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
So does that mean theres gonna be no Rachel Ray and AATC crossover? UGH!!!!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
WAT? how am I gonna fit Im Not Wearing Any Underware Today in!? JEEZ!!!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Well in that case, I leave all my song books to Annastasia, all my extra credit in any subject to Jessie,Ect. to every1 else!

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
TO LATE!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

If you have ever broken or are planning to break any of these rules, then copy and paste them into your profile!

How to tell you're obsessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks:

You see a chipmunk on the side of the road and try to decide if he looks more like Alvin, Simon, or Theodore (I already have)

When your younger sibling does something you don't like, you have the urge to yell "AAALLL-VVVIIINNN!!" (But I can)

Every person you see gets compared with a chipmunk or chipette whether they like it or not (Mmhh)

You have dreams in which the chipmunks frequently appear (Yeah they're freakin stalkers)

You can describe every episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks in full detail, as well as every movie and special (Not really)

You've imagined yourself meeting the Chipmunks and/or Chipettes (I already have met them I live with Alvin Simon and Theodore!)

You randomly say lines from Chipmunks episodes

You could tell anyone that according to the movie website, Simon's semi-autobiographical book is entitled "Who Moved My Nuts"

You're trying to convince your friends you are not, in fact, crazy, and that 'crazy' is Alvin going around the world, or Clyde Crashcup inventing already-invented things, or Miss Miller... being herself.

YOU WANT SPLOOSH!!

You cryed for hours every time The Chipmunks got cancelled!

You copy and paste this into your profile

You add things to it when you copy and paste this into your profile

Test for bored people

Do u like rocks?

R u Bored?

ha ha now post it post away!!

Wat im feelin: Tierd!

song time:

13 the musical

Archie: if that what it is Then thats what it is until Disney can re-write it

The crip, the geek, the jew and his mother

one foot in front of the other!!

Peter Pan

Peter: I wont grow up

Lost Boys: i wont grow up

Peter: i dont wanna go to school

Lost Boys: i dont wanna go to school!!

if u love these musicals copy and paste!!

I LUV WICKED!!

My Name- What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind hearted

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H=Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K=Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles alot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

So what's mine?

M adorable (I guess so...)
O
loves a lot of people (Yeah that's so true!)
N
beautiful (Sure...)
I
imaginative (Yeah)
Q
popular (not very)
U
gossiper (uh, k)
E
sexy (I'm twelve!)

I wanted to know if any one else runs into walls constantly?! I do!!! Haha!!! PM me if you wanna talk!! Ask me questions about my life my fam my friends anything except my pin point location.

Do you have to sing the song by Gwen Stefani just to remember how to spell bananas? I do!!

Do you have to think of Bruce Almighty just to remember how to spell beautiful? I DO!!!

Imma baad spellr!!!! MwwahahaHAAAA!!!!! Yup laff att mee iz ohkayyyyy!

My OC's!!

LeeLee Tanner
Age:16 (Depends on story!)
Hair/Fur: Black pulled into a side pony
Eyes: Golden
Personality: Always happy, protective of her sisters, funny, awkward. Loves Yellow

Shi-Shi Tanner
Age:16 (Depends on story!)
Hair/Fur: Red (Like real hair really deep red)
Eyes: Steel Blue
Personality: Outgoing, shy around adults, happy. Loves Turqouise

Terra Tanner
Age:16 (Depends on story!)
Hair/Fur: Bleach Blonde
Eyes: Green
Personality: Positive, shy always, quiet, smiley. Loves Orange

Ben Harris
Age:16 (Depends on story!)
Hair/Fur: Dark Brown
Eyes: Light Brown
Personality: Same as LeeLee (LeeLee and Ben like each other) Likes Black instead of yellow.

Gason Harris (Pronounced Jason)
Age:16 (Depends on story!)
Hair/Fur: Light red
Eyes: Violet blue
Personality: Same as Shi-Shi (Obviously Shi-Shi and Gason like each other) Likes Grey instead of turqoise

Jeremy Harris
Age:16 (Well it really depends on the story!)
Hair/Fur:Dirty Blonde
Eyes: Hazel (more green though)
Personality: Just like Terra (Duh Terra and Jeremy like each other) Likes Brown instead of orange.

Catie Nighte
Age: 12 (But depends on the story in real life she's twelve!)
Hair: (She's human so) Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Personality: Sweet, kind, shy, and loves to play soccer.

Ty Jameson
Age: 12 (Depends on story!)
Hair: (Human!) Black-brown.
Eyes: Brown with glasses.
Personality: Funny, protective, gets annoyed easy.

Bethany Alison Aldred
Age: 12 (It really depends tho)
Hair: Black
Eyes: Hazel
Personality: Funny, shy, loves to read

Shannon Miller
Age: 24
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Personality: Kind, caring, funny, older sister of Rebecca, grandchild of Miss Miller.

Rebecca Miller
Age: 22
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Personality: Funny, random, sporty, tierd

Nimai Miller
Age: 16
Hair: Curly Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Personality: Carefree, materialistic.

Danae Seville
Age: 16
Hair: Black straight
Eyes: Hazel
Personality: Sweet, controling.

Layla Seville
Age: 6
Hair: Dirty Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Personality: Sweet, can't read or write (Dis-what's-it-called)

Hot and dangerous if you one of us then roll with us!

I used to be Brellanetterox but I desided to stop using a fake name so I'm now IamtheMoMo! So I'm Monique. I was really bored changing who I was (To cover up where I live, I swear!) So I am MoMo or Monique. Just to get that clear. Sorry guys!

What are the most things you hate in people on fanfiction and in rl?:I hate it when people will flame or say 'I'm not saying it's horrible I'm just saying I don't like it.' it's rude and annoying.

What are the most things you like in people on fanfiction and in RL?: I LOVE people who are really nice and laugh when you say something funny or will say 'Omg I loved your story with all my life!'

Whats your favorite thing about yourself?: I really hate to brag but I like my legs they're my best feature, it's the one thing about me that is close to good.

Whats our least favorite thing about yourself?: Well, I don't like my drawing skills (They're terrible!) and my big toes they're to big!

Why did you come to fanfiction?:Well, to UNLEASH MY IMAGINATION!

What was your first story:I wrote Young Love first! So read it! but it has a lack of " and ' because my computer bugged out when I was writing it.

Whats something for people to know when the read your stories?:That I get really sad when I get barely any reviews or none at all (Refurring to Munks, the Next Gen.) so I really would appreciate if you review, even if you have to lie about liking it, I don't care.

Have you ever wrote a mixed couple AATC story?:No, I don't really like mixed couples, so I personally don't read them as I won't write them either, it's just not something I would do.

Do you think your a good writer?:Well, guess so, but what really matters is that I have at least one review for each story.

Are you on alot of peoples fav authors?:Nope, I'm in like 2.

Do you write stories for over your age?: To be honest, not really, some will say T but it's really just to be safe.

Do you think your nice?:Um, not really I have anger managment problems, that I get from my dad, Dave.

Which chipette are you most like?:Well I'm a mix of all of them so my friend came up with the name, Brellanette. But I'm sassy and competitive like Britt, smart and clumsy like Jeanette, and likes sports and eats a lot like Eleanor!

Whats your favorite show?: Gee, AATC or Suite Life On Deck.

Whats your least favorite actor/actress/singer?:T Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears!

Whats your favorite actor/actress/singer?: Ashton Kutcher (HE'S HOT!!) or Ariana Grande (She's amazing!)

List 12 of your favorite characters in a random order and answer the questions.

1. Ty

2. Catie

3. Jeanette

4. Brellanette

5. Alvin

6. Brittany

7. Theodore

8. Eleanor

9. Simon

10. Rebecca

11. Monique

12. Dave

1. Would 12/10 make a good couple?

Yeah, I guess so.

2. Is there anything like 3/9 fluff?

Duh it's Simonette!

3. If 7 was in a sonfic, what song would you choose?

What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flats

4. What would be 12's reaction if 10 & 8 got married?

ELEANOR! YOU CAN'T MARRY YOUR OWN MOTHER!

5. What would happen if 2 walked in on 6 and 10 kissing?

Catie: Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (AKA WTF)

6. If 4 gets 1 pregnant, what happens?

I'm sorry Brella better not touch my man! And not possible!

7. 4 gets a date with 5, but what happens AFTER the date?

They brake up.

8. 11 and 3 kiss. Is that possible?

Not going to happen

9. If 5 would rather date 4 or 6, who would 5 choose?

6, Brittany is Alvie's GF!

10. What's the summary and title for a 10/12 romance/tradgedy?

Title: I'm Sorry

Summary: Dave and Rebecca get things going, but does it end up a bad idea?

11. 12 and 5 get married and have kids! What are 4's and 10's reactions?!

Brellanette: Holy crap, that's not even possible!
Rebecca: I'm never going to look at life the same way EVER again!

12. Is locking 11/7 in a room together explosive or romantic?

Explosive, Monique and Theodore get in fights all the time!

13. Do sparks fly with 6 and 2.

Catie: Sorry I'm straight.

14. How do you think 12 would propose to 10 for marriage?

Uh, romantic dinner on Monterey Bay.

15. Title a 2/9 romance/humor.

Humor, Catie and Simon are good friends, not lovers.

16. Would this make a good story:

5 is in a happy relationship with 12 until 10 takes him. Lonesome, 5 tries again with 8 but 9 takes 8 back. Then 9 follows the advice of 3 and 6 and falls in happy love with 2.

Ew.

17. 1 and 2 go out, get married, and have kids, what's 12's reaction?

Monique: * it Catie I thought we were friends but now you steal Ty from me?!

Type your name with your knuckles: Monique Seville (That took me a while)

Type your name with your nose: Monique Seville (That was pretty easy)

Type you name with you elbow: Monique Seville (that was a lot harder than nose)

Type your name with your eyes: Monique Seville (OH SNAP BEAT THAT!!!)

Copy and paste if you think you can do better. FIVE STARS BABY!

My best friends on FF (Tell me if you don't like being my BFF on Fanfiction)

MelsLuvsAATC: Funny, nice, sweet, a fabs writer!

Kaylee Seville: Awesome, kind, my sister, and such an amazazazing writer!

Simon wanna be: Sweet, funny, helped me learn how to post stories.

SerenaBrittJessie: One of my best friends in real life.

AbigailSeville24: Really nice, makes AMAZING stories (I mean have you checked the amount of reviews!) and is very forgiving

xxXMaggieandJeanetteXxx: My friend Bethany says she is really nice and a really good writer, which she IS!

Victor Martinez: My boyfriend! So cool!

KellyxGirlyxGirl: Sure we started off rough. But she just was a little upset. She is so nice! And so sweet!

LaLa.Ox: Supersweet. We were in a fight but not no mores.

BabyDolls.Ox: So sweet. My friend form UK her and Molly.

My favorite quotes I live by:

"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"

"Shut up and I might not smack you"

"Ty I swear the next time you annoy me I will throw you of a gosh darn cliff!"

"I am the MoMo!"

"There is no doubt in my mind that I am gonna slap you."

"B.A.N.A.N.A.S! That is how you spell bananas."

"But Mom I don't want to go to school!"

"Dad, Alvin is annoying me again!"

"Vote for Pedro!"

"I want to die when I'm fifty so I don't die ugly."

Things that interest me:

Myself

World War 2

Sleep

AATC

Not Simon

Alvin and Brittany's pointless fights (Alvin) "I heard that!"

Jeanette when she talks about her secret love for Simon (Jeanette) "It's not a secret now!"

Secrets

Other people that aren't boring

Acting

Singing

Eating

Ashton Kutcher!

My favorite songs in order:

1. Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
2: Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
3: Introducing Me by Nick Jonas
4: Mine by Taylor Swift
5: California Gurlz by Katy Perry
6: Seasons of Love from Rent
7: Lovebug by the Jonas Brothers
8: A Little More Homework from 13 the Musical
9: Part of Your World from the Little Mermaid
10: Colors of the Wind from Pochahontas
11: Reflection from Mulan
12: I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan
13: Dynamite by Tiao Cruz
14: Freeze by T-Pain
15: Faith by Jeremy Crooks
16: Who I Am by Nick Jonas
17: Get Back by Demi Lovato
18: No One by Alicia Keys
19: Sing Your Own Song from Dear Edwina Jr.
20: You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile from Annie

I have a strange taste in music. Oh and by the way yes I do LOVE the Jonas Brothers! And yes I do hate Justin Bieber, sorry for those who like him. :D

Welcome to the Love Shop I'm the manager. If you need advice about love I'll help you!
Signs that you're love sick:

1. You can't stop thinking about em'
2. You wonder what you children would look like

3. They are your world

Those are some signs if you want the rest PM me.

I hope you all know that there is drama on FF so I like to know about the problems, and help out. I am the kind of person who doesn't like to see ANYONE innocent get bullied. So I'll deal with some of the problems.

I love my life!

Dresses in 'Glitter'
Pepper's Dance dress: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=494493&CategoryID=22426

July's Dance dress: http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=484387&CategoryID=18109

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Hi everyone. I've been thinking and from the poll I had up a couple people said I wasn't a good writer, they said wasn't good, great, wonderful, you know well I want to know exactly who said that. So if you have an account and you said I wasn't a good writer, please PM just saying hi or something.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
IFELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Ashton Kutcher)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mista
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel. (Meh, actually I usually only curse when I hurt myself, it's like second nature...I don't know...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST drive like I'm always drunk.
I'm BUDDIST so I MUST never eat meat.

Watch out yo... I can hunt you down! (Not really) I hunted down Rubberducky911 and now I know where she lives (I've always known where she lives) and i can find you too (False statement) So don't bully any of my buds or I'll hunt you down (True dat!)


1. Stranded on Unknown Island » reviews
The chipmunks, chipettes and friends' plane crashed and now they're stranded! Rated T just incase
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-13-11 - Published: 8-5-10
2. The Sister Situation reviews
Leonard's sister, Alanna, is coming to live in Pasadena with the group. But when when a series of situations pop-up, including Sheldon becoming her 'BFF,' will her stay be shorter than expected.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-11 - Sheldon C. & Leonard H.
3. Years Later » reviews
"I hate you, I never want to see you again-" Jeanette paused tears welling up in her eyes, "and we're done." she finished then ran out of the park. Rated T just to be safe.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 9-11-10 - Simon S. & Jeanette M.
4. IM reviews
I'm re-writing IM Instant Munks! Please R&R! Will be humor! Rated K because of thretens of cutting and killing!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-20-10
5. Glitter reviews
Fame is like a bucket load of glitter, to me it's sickening. July is a 13 year old girl who struggles to get noticed by her parents. She has her sisters, the perfect daughters to her parents. She is July Seville. Rated T just incase.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-10
6. Orphanage reviews
The Chipettes have lived in an orphanage all their life, normal, boring and all. Then three chipmunk boys come to the orphanage and brighten their lives. AxB ExT and mostly SxJ! R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-3-10 - Simon S. & Jeanette M.
7. Planet Bec » reviews
No summary. I suck at them! Just read and REVIEW! Thanks please read! Rated T just incase
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-29-10 - Published: 8-22-10
8. Young Love » reviews
Simon and Jeanette both like each other.When Simon calls Jeanette 'Jean' She asks her sisters what to do she works up the courage to ask Simon out. Sorry for the lack of "and' I'll try to fix that! First fic! Story better than Summary!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-13-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Jeanette M. & Simon S. - Complete
9. A Extremlely Random Simonette Story! reviews
I'm not going to write a summary. I just won't. So read it to find out what it is. An Extremely long one-shot! SxJ! R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-10 - Jeanette M. & Simon S. - Complete
10. Munks, The Next Gen reviews
Yup it's time to meet the next generation of munks. My last story with The Munkettes and The Munks. R&R. No flames please.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-10
11. Happy Birthday! reviews
For my friend her birthday was yesterday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ExT her favorite couple!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-10 - Theodore S. & Eleanor M. - Complete
12. Suite Life With Munks? » reviews
The munks and ettes' come to live an go to school at the S.S. Tipton. I wrote the first AATC and Suite Life on Deck Crossover! YAY! R&R please no flames! :D
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-16-10 - Published: 7-25-10
13. To Meet Him » reviews
At the age of 18 Jeanette has twins, Simon is the father butleft for college before she could tell him. 13 years later Jasmine and Steven Miller are trying to learn more about him. Don't own the story idea!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-16-10 - Published: 8-15-10 - Simon S. & Jeanette M.
14. Mystery Munks » reviews
Okay cruddy title. Anyway The Chipmunks and Chipettes are going to a new proforming arts school, but when people are starting to disappear whats going on? AxB AxOC SxJ SxOC JxOC BxOC TxE! Featuring Kaylee Seville! Rated T just incase
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-10
15. Bad Day reviews
Dedicated to AlvittanyGirl12! Jeanettes had a bad day will Simon's words of wisdom make things all right again? R&R! Cute Oneshot!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-10 - Simon S. & Jeanette M. - Complete
16. IM Instant Munks » reviews
Not my idea. Unfortunately a ton of other writers have done this... whatever I still will do this. Chipmunks with IM. R&R
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-10
17. I Dare You reviews
I don't know how to put this one. Cute oneshoot. AxB and a little SxJ. Please just read and review! :D!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-2-10 - Brittany M. & Alvin S. - Complete
18. Dear Diary reviews
Theodore finds Eleanor's diary, and reads it! Find out how he will react to Ellie's most personal entry. Sucky summary, good story. Fluffy oneshot! R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-10 - Theodore S. & Eleanor M. - Complete
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