Kermit The Yoda

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since	: 07-13-09, id: 2007046, Profile Updated: 11-20-12
country	: USA

Author has written 19 stories for Wrestling.

Important Note: I do not co-write fics with anyone, nor do I write real people in my fics. A lot of friends have asked, but I just can't do it. I don't even write myself in fanfics. I don't like to mix reality with fiction. Sorry, but it's just how I roll.
NOTE: THE VIDEO THAT GOES TO THE "For Your Entertainment V2" FIC IS HERE: http://www.twitvid.com/2HIVC

Note about my stories: 99% of what I write is slash (man/man). Sometimes I'll write het, but ONLY if it's with my OC or I'm really feeling it, but that hasn't happened yet. I also write a lot of sex, and my stories have strong language. Its what makes them..yummy.

I'm Max.
I'm 25.
I'm engaged to Wade Barrett. Ok, not really, but he DID accept my marriage proposal on April the 3rd. Verbally AND he wrote it. He and I will make beautiful babies soon.
I'm the most awesome person you'll ever meet.
I'm also probably the most aggravating person you'll ever meet.
I've made children, so that makes me a MILF.

I hear Voices in my head..let me introduce them to you:

Undertaker: Cranky. Scowls a lot. Growls more. He's the boss around here, and keeps all my other muses in line. He has his own private chamber in the darkest part of my brain, filled with all sorts of badness like whips and other torture devices.
Jeff Hardy: My baby...I'm so protective of him, yet I abuse him so much. *smh* He is hyper, loud, obnoxious, but is also the sweetest boy in the world..he cares so much about the other muses and Sara. I've started to let him grow up some, since Justin's now my "new baby".
CM Punk/Phil Brooks: My brat. I couldn't love this man more than I do right now. He has a huge crush on Jeff Hardy, but will not admit it for anything, He's also a tramp.
Matt Hardy: Too smart for his own good, also too overprotective of Jeff. He is always brooding, talking to himself, etc. I think the man's completely snapped. He says he's"done" with dating, ever since Justin Gabriel left him for Heath Slater and Nexus...but his heart will always belong to Christian. I'm attempting to play matchmaker and get them back together.
Edge/Adam Copeland: Smartass. Always walking around with his sunglasses on, lips pursed, acting like God's gift to creation (ok, he is, but still...). Brother to Christian/Jay (THEY'RE BROTHERS TO ME DAMMIT). He's retired from the ring, and is happily living in North Carolina with Jeff. Also my Adam refuses to cut his hair so take that real-Adam.
Christian/Jay Reso: Quiet, sweet boy. He can never sit still, and usually is found following Jericho and Adam around like a lost puppy. I'm trying to convince him to grow his hair long again, but he's a stubborn one.
Chris Jericho: Know-it-All. Mr. Attitude. Also thinks he's God's gift to creation...wait, strike that, he thinks he IS God. Always picking on people, calling them names, and making Edge beat them up.
Chris Sabin: Smiley, clingy, hates girls, loves pot. Adorable. Forever life partner of Alex Shelley.
Alex Shelley: Rude little shit. Selfish. Loves sex, loves pot. Adorable. Forever life partner of Chris Sabin.
Dolph Ziggler: Cocky, rude, perfect. Over dramatic. Sells a sneeze like he's dying. Doesn't like Vickie, may or may not have a crush on
Cody Rhodes: Is about as conceited as he is on t.v. Long time lover of Ted DiBiase, part time boy toy of Randy Orton. Best friend to Sara (OC).
Ted DiBiase Jr: My million dollar brat. Long time lover of Cody Rhodes, part time boy toy of Randy Orton.
Randy Orton: My Randy muse does not have a single nice bone in his body. He's evil right down to the core of his dark black heart. Often teaming up with Undertaker to help keep the muses in line, or torment the little ones. He's sexy as fuck though, so I leave him be.
John Cena: Not sure why I have a Cena muse but I do. He's annoying, thinks he's the shit, etc etc. Always teasing Cody and Ted about sleeping with Randy.
Michelle McCool: Taker's wife, only used when the other muses, mostly Sara, feels like stabbing someone in the throat because I hate her.
Evan Bourne: He's the baby of the clan..along with JGabe. He's so sweet, and quite smart. Whenever I need help with the computer, or beating Shelley in video games, he's there to help. *pats him on head* Recently he's been hooking up with Randy and Cena. I have, however, locked him in Taker's basement until further notice, because Im mad at him (update: a year and a half later, he's still there).
Shannon Moore: Spastic, rude little shit. Never shuts up, and has quite the dirty mouth. He's moved into Adam and Jeff's house. He lives on their couch and refuses to leave. As far as stories, he's used in high school or earlier WWF years fics, as Jeff's boyfriend.
Triple H/Hunter: Husband to Shawn. Head honcho in WWE, bosses everyone around.
Shawn Michaels: Husband to Hunter. Even though he's retired from in-ring action, he's at every event and house show. He misses it too much, and really has nothing better to do.
Justin Gabriel: The baby-baby of the group. On again, off again boyfriend of Heath Slater, but is currently having a fling with Tyson Kidd.
Maryse:

A bit about my OC:
Sara is 23 years old. She was born on Halloween. Father is Mark Calaway, Mother is unknown, abandoned Sara on Mark's doorstep when she was a few days old. She considers Mark's ex-wife (Also named Sara) her mother. She's also the half-sister to Cooper Lawson (redsandman99's muse). She's badass, tough, and amazing. She doesn't wrestle but she's involved in the business, does a lot of behind the scenes work. She's had a rough past, relationship wise, and keeps bouncing between Alex Shelley and CM Punk. The list of musicians and athletes she's dated is quite long, and even I can't keep up with it.

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1. European Fantasy » reviews
Hot little one story that contains three sexy European men, light bondage, S&M, and fantastic sex. Wade Barrett/Drew McIntyre/Sheamus/Random Female. R&R.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-2-13 - Published: 3-18-11 - Wade Barrett & Drew McIntyre - Complete

2. Spit reviews
A little something inspired by a moment Christian and Randy Orton shared during their MITB match. It's not gross, just smutty and sexy. Slash, language, graphic sex-you know, the fun stuff.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-11 - Christian & Randy Orton - Complete

3. Paper Bags and Bloody Lips reviews
A Duckiasi Tale sparked from their segments on the July 15th episode of Smackdown. Warning: Graphic sex, language, and SLASH.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-11 - Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete

4. Texts From Last Night: Pro Wrestling Edition » reviews
Random Text Messages from various WWE/TNA superstars. Hilarious. Read, Review, Love Rated M: Because anything under is lame. Character: Jeff Hardy was selected because well, most are from him...but, there are many others
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-11-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Jeff Hardy

5. Coming Home reviews
What happened after Edge announced his retirement? Where'd he go and who will he be spending it with? Slash, Sex scene, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-11-11 - Edge

6. Creatures of the Night » reviews
Jeff and Matt meet up with some usual new "friends". Rated for language, graphic sex, blood, violence, bdsm lifestyle situations, and being plain sexy. SLASH with NO OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-11-11 - Published: 3-19-10 - Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy

7. Problem Solved reviews
Sara Grace teaches John Cena a lesson, then helps CM Punk get his mind off his problems. M for Graphic Sex, Slash mentionings, Violence, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-9-11 - CM Punk & Wade Barrett

8. Passing The Torch reviews
The time has come for The Undertaker to retire and pass the torch onto someone else, but who is good enough to take the Phenom's place? One shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-11 - The Undertaker & Wade Barrett

9. Beautiful Mind » reviews
What happens when Sara Grace finds out that Randy Orton is behind the nightmare she's been living for the last five years and what happens when, in the middle of it all, she falls for someone she least expected? Randy/OC/Lots of others. R&R
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-11 - Randy Orton

10. For Your Entertainment V2 reviews
Justin was determined to get a little bit more than a championship belt. Tonight, he was going to get Heath Slater,but how would he go about doing so? Read on to find out. Surprise inside :
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-15-11 - Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel

11. Back To December reviews
Randiasi Son Fic. Definitely worth the read. Read and Review.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-11 - Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase Jr.

12. The Bullet's in the Gun » reviews
We road across the border, down in to Mexico, when you're running from the Law isn't that where everybody goes? We came to a town with a name I couldn't spell and she gave me what I came for in the Mexican motel.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-10 - The Undertaker

13. One Way Or Another reviews
Over the last few weeks Justin had been teasing Heath, staring at him, licking his lips, purposely dropping something and bending over to pick it up. Every time Justin did this Heath would always think to himself "One way or another,I'm gonna get you".
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-10 - Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel

14. Save Me reviews
A girl has a muse, and it's kept her sane, until now. Warning: depressing, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-10 - Jeff Hardy - Complete

15. For Your Entertainment reviews
JEDGE Song fic to Adam Lambert's song For Your Entertainment. Contemplating writing more...but for now its a one shot.It's Jedge, its kinky, and its yum. Reviews appreciated!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-10 - Edge & Jeff Hardy

16. Double His Pleasure reviews
Ted DiBiase Jr and Evan Bourne have been dating for five months, and Evan thinks its time to spice up their sex life. Who will be lucky #3? Read on to find out!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-10 - Ted DiBiase Jr. & Evan Bourne - Complete

17. Rain Kissed reviews
For my girl, Bama. One-shot about Ted DiBiase Jr/Evan Bourne. Rated for sexual encounters, language. Please read and review! XD!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-10 - Ted DiBiase Jr. & Evan Bourne - Complete

18. Betrayal of a Brother » reviews
Matt betrays Jeff during a match, which infuriates Jeff...he thinks its the money but its really something more that Matt is hiding. first attempt @ Hardycest! review and let me know if i should continue or leave it as a one shot!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy

19. Broken Inside » reviews
Story about a young girl who happens to be the sister of Matt and Jeff Hardy. Very interesting, and well written, story. Please let me know what you think. There is also some strong sexual content, violence, language, and so on.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,430 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy - Complete