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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I'm Kelli, but you can call me Jesse, Kell, and/or God. Whichever one. Twenty-Four Little Facts About Me (No, not you, God/Jesse/Kelli.). 1) I have a total of three and a half friends in real life. 2) I do not root for the Vancouver Canucks, nor the Winnipeg Werewolves or what ever the crap their called. :D 3) I haven't been called a nigger in my entire life. Yet. 4) I have a third cousin twice removed that's gay. Then there's Mark. 5) On my trip to Las Vegas over the summer and there, I had Subway every night. 6) I have a Webkinz AND a Poptropica account. 7) I'm so gay I downloaded that episode of David Letterman where he confesses he's a fifty-year-old player AND 'the 'We Just Touched Awkwardly' song' song. 8) I've gotten kicked out of two Harry Potter RPs. So far. 9) My family thinks I look like Russell Brand, but just look at my mother-freaking avatar. 10) I've developed a habit of saying "MOTHER FLIPPING CLUB PENGUIN CHEESE DOODLES JESUS!" over the summer. 11) I have a little sister AND older brother. Tyler and Krista. Guess which one is which. 12) My favorite shows are Scrubs, The Office, Entourage, 30 Rock (ROCKEFELLER PLAZAA!!), The Jeff Duhman Show, JONAS, Generation Kill, CSI: Miami, The Teletubies (Don't ask...), MOD (Much On Demand), Peak Season, The Hills, 16 and Pregnant (It's fun to watch those poor biotches go through nine months of Hell. :D), The After Show, the Slap-Chop commercial and that ShamWow! commerical. 13) I have a freakish desire/urge to hit people/Jamie-Lynn Spears/AnnaLyne McCord over the head with a hammer... 14) I'm listening to The Beat right now. 15) Yesterday (Oct. 16-17, 2009), I went to my very second sleep-over. 16) I'm listening to a song that the title used to be my username. I gotta go outside more... 17) I LOVE Ian, Matt, and Scoot from Peak Season. Especially Matt. Love the accent, biotch. 18) I LOVE Seamus from Harry Potter. Love the accent, Mother Flipper Doodles. 19) You know that Sam guy from Beverly Hills Chihuahua? He strangely looks like Enrique Iglesias... 20) I LOVE ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.! 21) My name is Kelli, but I changed it to Kellie. 22) When I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag... 23) I RULE! 24) I'm in LOVE with Ricky Underwood from Secret Life. My Fandoms Books: Charlie Bone, Darren Shan Saga/Cique Du Freak, Dear Dumb Diary, Goosebumps, Harry Potter, Junie B. Jones, TWitches, Twilight, Winnie-the-Pooh. Anmie/Manga: Absolute Boyfriend, Gakuen Alice, InuYasha, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew. Movies: Addams Family, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Camp Rock, Chicken Little, Cinderella, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, Finding Nemo, Halloweentown, High School Musical, Hoodwinked!, IT, Juno, Kung Fu Panda, Night At the Museum, Nightmare Before Christmas, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Proposal, She's The Man, Shrek, Slumdog Millionaire, Titanic, Toy Story, Up, WALL-E, Wallace and Gromit. Cartoon: 6teen, Back At The Barnyard, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Camp Lazlo, CatDog, Fairly Odd Parents, Futurama, Hey Arnold, Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy Two-Shoes, Johnny Bravo, Johnny Test, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Mighty B!, My Gym Partner's A Monkey (MONKEY!, MONKEY!, MONEY!), Penguins of Madagascar, Phineas and Ferb, Pinky and the Brian, Powerpuff Girls, Proud Family, Pucca, Recess, Replacements, Ruby Gloom, Rugrats, South Park, Spectacular Spider-Man, SpongeBob SquarePants, Total Drama Island, Yin Yang Yo. TV Shows: 30 Rock, 8 Simple Rules, Amanda Show, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Arrested Development, Boy Meets World, Entourage, Even Stevens, Everbody Loves Raymond, Corner Gas, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, iCarly, Lizzie McGuire, Malcolm in the Middle, My Name Is Earl, Naked Brothers Band, Natrually, Sadie, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (Holy crap, that's a mouth full. :P), Office, Phil Of The Future, Reba, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Scrubs, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Seinfeld, Sonny With A Chance, Still Standing, Suite Life series, That 70's Show, That's So Raven, Twilight Zone, Two and A Half Men, Ugly Betty, Vampire Diaries, What I Like About You, Wizards of Waverly Place, Zoey 101. Games: Club Penguin, Guitar Hero, Mario, Pac-Man, Pokemon, Spore, Toontown, Webkinz. See? Told I need to get outside more. :D I Killed My Tooth Brush Because I'm Gay. Or... did I? I am officially obsessed with Peak Season and 30 Rock. Because Ian has edge and Jack is that slick bastard that every show needs. My Projects: Old Friends Cause New Problems (30 Rock)- New story, haven't posted it up here yet, not finished writing the first chapter. WILL GET THE FIRST CHAPTER UP SOON. The Fate Of Eight (Sailor Moon) (NOTE: This is AU, so I can make whatever I want happen. :P)- New story, haven't posted it up here yet, working on the plotline still. So far it's about Usagi's, Ami's, Rei's, Makoto, Mina's, and Hotaru's kid's lives as teens. :D NOTE: My older jack-ass of a brother deleted the first chapter I've been working on for a week, so it'll take a little longer than expected (I'm a slow writer!). Jackass! Characters For My Stories ALL PICTURES USED FOR CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE. I GOT THEM OFF OF GOOGLE IMAGES AND PHOTOBUCKET. Old Friends Cause New Problems Daniel Greene- http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bradpitt01.jpg The Fate of Eight (Note: This is when Chibiusa is fifteen, so I'm not using her original form because it's too small. Same goes for Usagi, her original forms don't suit her or any other Sailor Scout, so I'm using pics I got off Google Images. :D) Usagi's Family Usagi Tsukino- http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i85/Miyuki244/070925_rp07.jpg Mamoru Chiba- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/08212008/5/c/1/f/5c1fbd9ecd5b30_full.jpg Chibiusa- http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/cherrycheri-chan/ANIME/pink-hairedgirl.jpg Jase (Chibiusa's younger brother (Thirteen))- http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad296/YamiBleachMaru/anime_guy-1.jpg Ami's Family Ami Mizuno- http://yokiyoki.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/sm_11.jpg Seiko Mizuno (Fifteen)- http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j284/chadni98/anime20girls/o.jpg Tadami Mizuno (Seiko's younger sister (Five))- http://www.tokyopop.com/ugc/5/5/0/9/3/u//images/2725524.jpg Rei's Family Rei Hino- http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/kateedyd/anime_girl.jpg Kyo Hino (Rei's husband)- http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff166/IAMNOTAKID/blackanime.png Hisa Hino (Rei and Kyo's second oldest child (Fifteen))- http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/S/SL/SLI/SlientHeartOfSorrows/1159757730_esa19ee689.jpg Hatsu Hino (Hisa's older sister (Nineteen))- http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/7/25648.jpg Haya Hino (Hisa's younger sister (Thirteen))- ghttp://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/Destroyer_106/Moonlight20Lady/moonlight_lady4.jpg Hamako Hino (Hisa's younger sister (Fourteen))- http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/4/33269.jpg Hiroko Hino (Hisa's youngest sister (Eight))- http://bestanime.co.kr/newAniData/HNY_img/img/UTAKATA2B2B2B/UTAKATA2B2B2Bimg005.jpg Makoto's Family Makoto Mie- http://static.minitokyo.net/view/43/16/415843.jpg Touya Mie (Makoto's husband)- http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/B/BL/BLA/BLACKBLOODLADY82/1232400782_4213_full.jpeg Etsu Mie (Makoto's and Touya's second daughter (Fifteen))- http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z195/HayBev/Hayleys20Pics/Girls/Hayley/Brown20Hair/anime_girl_fav0002.jpg Asa Mie (Etsu's older sister (Seventeen))- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jv3nI0G229k/SUCAK6oAZfI/AAAAAAAABSg/C_JJmrnE5QA/s400/ava_anime_girl.jpg Ichiro Mie (Etsu's younger brother (Twelve))- http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925348750/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/27/AnimeBoy4.jpg Kaiyo Mie (Etsu's younger sister (Ten))- http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u109/XalchemyXmagicX/animepic.jpg Minako's Family Minako Oita - http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j284/chadni98/anime20girls/iyctth.jpg Soichi Oita- http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927814522/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/07/anime-smart-boy.jpg Sakura Oita (Minako's and Soichi's youngest daughter (Fifteen))- http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z247/skye126/anime20girls/f5a7f9a5.jpg Masao Oita (Sakura's older brother (Cho's fraternal twin)(Seventeen))- http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/X/XX/XXT/XXTWILGHTMOONXX/1224936404_7043_full.jpeg Cho Oita (Sakura's older sister (Masao's fraternal twin)(Seventeen))- http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Fk34pyfyL._SL440_.jpg Hotaru's Family Hotaru Osaka- http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/JoySakura/Purple20Girl/anime_purple_hair-705767.jpg Chuhei Osaka (Hotaru's husband)- http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/07032008/4/5/2/d/452d6da4c200c0_full.jpg Jin Osaka (Hoatru's and Chuhei's oldest daughter (Sixteen))- http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y207/fatgirlscantparty/anime/cg05.jpg Tobikuma Osaka (Jin's older brother (Nineteen))- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/679858d7b4f34f402c4a7855d6916f4d1231211861_full.png The Best Songs Only, Like, EVER! "Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)" Enrique Iglesias "Hero" Enrique Iglesias "Addicted" Enrique Iglesias "Good Girls Go Bad" Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Mester. "It's Alright, It's OK" Ashley Tisdale "Cross My Heart" Marianas Trench "All to Myself" Marianas Trench "Masterpiece Theater III" Marianas Trench "Decided To Break It" Marianas Trench "Acadia" Marianas Trench "Celebrity Status" Marianas Trench "Sing Sing" Marianas Trench "Lover Dearest" Marianas Trench "Dear Maria, Count Me In" All Time Low "Vegas" All Time Low "Umbrella (Cover)" All Time Low "Umbrella (Cover)" Vanilla Sky "Poker Face" Lady Ga Ga "Love Game" Lady Ga Ga "Paparazzi" Lady Ga Ga "Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year" Fall Out Boy "She's My Winona" Fall Out Boy "What a Catch, Donnie" Fall Out Boy "America's Suitehearts" Fall Out Boy "America's Suitehearts (Remix)" Fall Out Boy "Russian Roulette" Rihanna "Take A Bow" Rihanna "Umbrella" Rihanna feat. Jay-Z "Run This Town" Jay-Z feat. Kayne West and Rihanna "Empire State Mind" Jay-Z feat. Alica Keys "Fireflies" Owl City "Rainbow Veins" Owl City "Hello Seattle" Owl City "Swimming in Miami" Owl City "Vanilla Twilight" Owl City "If My Heart Was A House" Owl City "Cave In" Owl City "Meteor Shower" Owl City "Dental Care" Owl City "Umbrella Beach" Owl City "Hello Seattle (Remix)" Owl City "The Saltwater Room" Owl City "On The Wing" Owl City I took THIS quiz: http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/15642155/what-popular-2009-song-are-you and I turned out to be Paparazzi by Lady Gag Ga. :) I took THIS quiz: http://quizilla.teennick.com/tests/15789304/how-well-do-you-know-2009-hits and I got 100.00 of the possible points of this test! Random Anime Girls I Like And Gave Names: Miley Destiny Park- http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/DoubleArmyBrat/animefallgirl.jpg Cassidy Louise Grifford- http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p263/Jing-3/e2a54b63ad7af3fb7f18ad38664425da.jpg Kaitlin Gilbert- http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2046020module10160663photo_1214347070anime3.jpg Mariana Cordelia MacEwen- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2579485619_20bba21011.jpg Bailey Roxanne Adamson- http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q274/butterluver123/AnimeGirl23-1.jpg and http://api.ning.com/files/kcsg4v0uIHwl9XSSInL12vbyRwdglWz23khjwIojrZkcn-JukfoODB8DXmh9ozzpU2i8B7qCpf7y5eLTWczTZUcY4vdnJMNg/anime_girl_fav4236.jpg Leona Valerie Mraz- http://cdn.vidilife.com/image/2006/6/28/793131/933143s.gif Chloe Cindy O'Neil- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/08112008/0/d/2/8/0d28f0b38199c0_full.jpg Don't have any names yet... but their awesome cute... :D- http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/5a90d4fce3f94081cd6ba2801bb9096c1232797269_full.jpg Random Anime Boys I Like And Gave Names: Random Anime Couples I Like And Gave Names: Mary Olsen and Zack Martin- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/5744f5b8b93eb0870955745f031395301223919893_full.jpg Katie Adamson and Joshua Burns- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/02162008/3/8/e/1/38e1bf9a955bb0_full.jpg Bailey Adamson and Joshua Burns - http://dolc3simplicity.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/couple1.jpg Tia Mraz-Stone and Daniel Stone- http://www.resimle.net/data/media/247/AnimeCouples.jpg and http://dolc3simplicity.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/couple-2.jpg and then as kids http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6600000/Couple-anime-couples-6692516-500-375.jpg Aimee Martin and Aaron Garner- http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/16404AnimeCouples14.jpg and them as kids http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/07022008/4/2/3/b/423b5a02863440_full.gif Kaitlyn Young and Zack Martin- http://gargarstegosaurus.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/anime_couple.jpg Bailey Adamson and Zack Martin- http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2075/2245910876_139c0069ef.jpg Felicty Young and Joshua Burns- http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/449/449350bjqasp4fu3.jpg Kaitlyn Young and Joshua Burns- http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh60/bsd_kde/Anime/AnimeCouples17.jpg Aimee Martin and Holden Jones- http://dl5.glitter-graphics.net/pub/150/150175zvjqns64yr.jpg Alexis Jones and Conner Burns- http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i163/ThatBrokenGirl/konneko_077.jpg Kerri Hardy and Daniel Stone- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/f095157f999916cefb949817bd7bcfe21228625841_full.jpg and http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/ravenmadison/AnimeCouples27.jpg Bailey Adamson and Daniel Stone- http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi16984/4c41e0fb0022be54483ac263/0/anime20couple Robyn Jones and Joshua Burns (Haha, he's such a player.. :P)- http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2068/2247590791_abbbb96da7.jpg Tami Johnston and Joshua Burns- http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/02172008/8/5/a/e/85aeffbbd71090_full.jpg Mariana MacEwen and Daniel Stone- http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o8zI03w3l0k/SgJpaBoBeQI/AAAAAAAABLc/CLmYdiNSvos/s400/AnimeCouples6.jpg Leona Mraz and Joshua Burns- http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi368/3150da1b002c65ed483af72b/0/anime20couples Shelby Martin and Noah Burns- http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2303/2245115587_d52d4baf51.jp Tia Mraz-Stone and Anthony Martin- http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/007/5/f/DGM_Rabi_x_Kanda_by_twinklee.jpg Isabella Martin and Ethan Smith- http://img3.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/03022008/b/8/9/f/b89fa0720c2a00_full.jpg and http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi17282/8f45a1a9001696d6483b245b/0/anime20couples2028829 Felicty Young and Anthony Martin- http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z143/Couthie14/AnimeCouples11.jpg Emma Young and Conner Burns- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3560/3538433840_77087f1d95.jpg Olivia Mraz-Burns and Jacob Burns- http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb251/Anaixa_rock/couple.jpg Katie Adamson and Matthew Smith- http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r26/SDO60NYBSGRBL961801/sexiluv/luvEmbrace/animeCoupleKissWinter.jpg Abigail Baker and Matthew Smith- http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi14840/b2d5fe1300252676483b23be/0/anime20couples2028529 Kaite Adamson and Holden Jones- http://deco-00.slide.com/r/1/38/dl/qK2Qqnhm5T-zkWSBz9ll3cYOkIiJiEgn/watermark Adrian Martin and Matthew Smith- http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/02172008/f/9/f/a/f9fa434b32d240_full.jpg Kerri Hardy and Matthew Smith- http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad294/Megarra95/wat20eva/media-anime-couples1213661274-1.jpg Emily O'Brian and Taylor Smith- http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8800000/Anime-Couples-masquerade-8837320-500-375.jpg Tia Mraz-Stone and Andrew Smith- http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w135/NarutoUSAchick/Couples_02.jpg Emily Smith and Christopher Martin- http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/686/686450yr3ehbh1iy.gif Kerri Hardy and Joshua Burns- http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/knQGGboaYKc/hqdefault.jpg Abigail Baker and Aiden Smith- http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6600000/Couple-anime-couples-6692386-473-365.jpg Natalie Fink and Jack Garner- http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi12832/71e73f8e0007cf57483af736/0/anime20couples20(1) Tamara Martin and Conner Burns (Currently dating)- http://c2.api.ning.com/files/BgvGSGKMkviFs9amL1qh9lDuBNRRj3pRyiZM4nfd-n1vCfAwDbON3nclbt0UoJkoGXqOZydmPrxww8ymxE-HucBcp5yIFIVe/AnimeCouple5.jpg Random Anime Brothers and Sisters I Like and Gave Names: Sophia Burns and Conner Burns- http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/Ishizu_Memora/anime20couples/21.jpg My Favorite Anime and Manga Guy Characters: Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)- http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Angel_DeMorte/KyoyaOotori.jpg Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)- http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qtkg2HkNmAE/SLxdOJNdNGI/AAAAAAAAAG0/NjV_wv0Mt00/s320/Tamaki+Suoh+Sparkly.gif My copy and paste... area... Talk of trouble is sent through the country And the young men cry Oh Canada The battles raging And the soldier cries Oh Canada And we all miss oh Canada And the soldier cries Oh Canada Far away we had seen a great danger All the thousands cry Oh Canada And the soldier cries oh Canada If you support our Troops, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Dark Jasmine, Beckyluvsonetreehill08, Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) Dark Jasmine (Draco Malfoy: evil and sexy & Edward Cullen: Sexy),Beckyluvsonetreehill08(Edward!!and Ron and Fred and Jasper), Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' (Lucas and Nathan Scott, Ricky Underwood (Sexier than hell!), DRACCOOOOOO!! 8D, Jacob Black, Emmett Cullen, and a billion more! :DD) If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Dark Jamine, Beckyluvsonetreehill08, Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs) Dark Jamine (I don't even know how it's possible. It defys gravity,Beckyluvsonetreehill08(happens every time i go upstairs!!), Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' (I was five!!) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you baka (chinese for idiot)! Adam Rodríguez looks NOTHING like Eric Delko! He was way more hot! If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile! If you think there should be a CSI: Washington, D.C., copy and paste this to your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. This poem is just heartbreaking If you're against abortion, re-post this Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, Walk much, Dumbass?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass it on. True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse Her dad waz a drunk Her mom waz an addict Her parents kept her locked in an attic Her only friend waz a little toy bear It waz old and worn out And had patches of hair She alwayz talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be in such a terrible place? But she grabs her bear And she softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why iz my life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little girl She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child waz hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It waz sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die you worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed for her bear And started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything waz az quiet az a mouse One officer slowly Opened the door To find the sad little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you disapprove of child abuse, put this on your profile "I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen." Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO I Killed a Tooth Brush Because The Gummy Bears Made Me. If Edward is an angel, and angels were created by God, does that make Carlisle God? Tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN Pulled the door when it says push Ever walked into a wall b4 And/or Fell off a chair backwards If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this into you profile. | |||||||
1. You Know You're Paranoid When reviewsCome and check out if you are paranoid or not!A humor filled list with signs that tell you what's going on when you're reading this fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Bellatrix L. & OC - Complete
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