FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| UchidaKarasu |
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Yo. I'm Karasu. Imagine that. Yeah, so I'm a writer. Obviously. -Ahem- Anyway, it's primarily for the Naruto fandom, and while I'll write for others occasionally (Harry Potter anyone?), I tend to stick to the manga area, mostly revolving around Hatake Kakashi or Uchiha Itachi. Or both. Together. I would do a fangirlish squeal -here- but I really hate that sound and it drives me bonkers. And you'll probably never find a fic I've written that doesn't have Kakashi as a main character or centrally critical to the plot line. God, I love that man! Read onward for upcoming or occuring projects that I'm fancying at the moment. Don't hesitate to give me ideas; I might be inspired! By the way...disclaimers are lame. Obviously I don't own Naruto. If I did, I wouldn't be here, would I? I'd be making Kakashi and Sakura having lots of monkey sex, Itachi and Team Minato would still be alive, and Madara and Danzou would be dead. So don't be looking for a disclaimer in a fic. I won't put it there just to irritate you. My Current Projects -oOo- Dance and Game Chapter(s): Multi-chapter fic, 2/?; Incomplete, In Progress Pairing(s): KakaYagu (KakashixYagura) Summary: The Yondaime Mizukage--commonly known as Yagura, the jinchūriki of the Sanbi--has a past with a man despite the enmity between their nations...the elusive Copy-nin, Hatake Kakashi. KakashixYagura. Rated for language, mature themes, and eventual lemon... Rated: M -oOo- In Hot Water Chapter(s): One-shot, 1; In Progress Pairing(s): MinaKaka, YonKaka Summary: "I was consciously aware that the teen would be wet, hot, and deliciously naked in a hot spring filled with steam, cloudy water, and a potentially climactic experience…” Rated for innuendos, lots of dirty thoughts, and, of course, smut. Rated: M -oOo- Desperation and Calculation Chapter(s): Multi-chaptered fic; In Progress Pairing(s): MinaKaka, YonKaka Summary: Still in primary stages. I can't help the itch I feel for this one and what I've got planned for it, but basically it's just about Minato, a Junior in college and the star football player, becoming aware of Kakashi, a skater who wants to be a 'professional bum' after he graduates high school. Full of humour and angst, with lots of Obito and various others. Alternate Universe, of course, and naturally eventual smut. Rated: M Now onto the nutty stuff that I randomly put in my profile! Favourite Pairings Naruto Fandom: -(My OTP!) KakaSaku. Seriously. The manga is just screaming canon! They fit together perfectly, and balance each other out in fabulous definition. -KakaIta, ItaKaka. Isn't there just something wickedly taboo and hot about that pairing? Seriously. Best pairing in the entire world, no doubt. -YonKaka, MinaKaka. Student/teacher relationships just rock, and I love the thought of someone as powerful as Kakashi being totally dominated by the blonde Yondaime Hokage. -ItaSaku. Different characters, but together they just mesh. Besides, he is so her type, and Itachi seems like the kind of bloke that would go for strong, outrageously strong kunoichi. -ItaSasu, SasuIta. The former is just hot, incest be damned. The latter is just exciting. I mean, come on! A submissive Itachi being dominated by his younger brother? Bring it on! -KakaDei, DeiKaka. Not a huge following, but fabulous. Considering Deidara hates the Copy Nin with a fiery passion, it proves to be some smutty, PWP fun that can be a bit...brutal... -DeiSaku. I read one...no, two stories on this pairing and I can't get it out of my head. Perfect. They're freakin' the same people down to the temper issues and annoying (but cute, in Tobi's case, not Madara) teammates. Death by suffocation, eh? Yeah. -KakaPrettyMuchAnyone. Because anything with Kakashi is bound to be interesting. Unless it's fluff. Kakashi doesn't seem like a fluff kind-of chap, does he? -ItachiPrettyMuchAnyone. Well, everyone but Madara. I hate that slimy mofo. Seriously. He's a...I don't even know! But anyway, Itachi is just hot. His character's hot. So the stories he's in are hot. Top Five Favourite Naruto Characters Just because I thought I'd throw this in...from lowest to highest: 5. Nara Shikamaru. Duh. He's awesome. And I just love his personality. He's stellar. 'Nuff said. 4. Deidara. Uh, pyromaniac psychopaths with nothing holding them back? Hell yeah! 3. Sabaku no Gaara. He used to be second, but then in Shippuden, while still badass, he just got all 'pacifist' on us. He's still awesome though. I got a tattoo of his kanji 'cause I like him and the kanji character so much (and I've got the Konohagakure ANBU tattoo on my shoulder; yeah, I'm a total Naruto junkie, I know already!!)! 2. Uchiha Itachi. Kishimoto-sensei needs to bring him back to life. So he can kick Madara's ass (literally) and deck Danzou a good one. Yeah. Wouldn't that be fucking awesome?! 1. Hatake Kakashi. Kakashi is -insert many wonderful and descriptive words of praise, admiration, and love here- so fill in the blank. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile. Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile! 1. Hatake Kakashi 2. Uchiha Itachi 3. Sabaku no Gaara 4. Deidara 5. Nara Shikamaru 6. Yagura, the Yondaime Mizukage 7. Sai 8. Temari 9. Uzumaki Naruto 10. Hoshigaki Kisame 11. Hyuuga Neji 12. Hyuuga Hinata 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. There's only two fanfictions that I've even read for Yagura, and I wrote one of them. And with Neji? No thanks. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hell yeah Deidara's hot. For a manga character that is. But the top three are the smexiest... swoon 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Uh, considering Hinata and Temari are both female... 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Duh. I mean, it is Naruto, after all. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No way. Itachi is mine (after I get Kakashi), thank you very much, and Yagura is kinda dead. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine. I can't really see Shikamaru getting it on with my favourite shark. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Uh...Itachi and Hinata. God help us all. It's bad enough putting her with Sasuke, but Itachi?! No way. And Seven would be like, "I think I've read something in a book that defines this as breaking a law..." 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic. Kisame and Gaara. "KisaGaa. This is utter bullshit, spawned from a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking (of which I absolutely do not do). Read if you're really desperate." 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Hell no. Kakashi and Temari haven't even really spoken to each other, and fluff...? Besides...Kakashi is meant to be with Sakura!! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sai and Hinata... "Honour and Duty"...I don't really know. An absurd pairing, if you ask me. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I think some have read Gaara-het, but being fans? I doubt it. But maybe. Who knows? 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? Well, yeah. I draw Neji, and I write him too. Mind, I haven't published any Neji stories, but I'll get there when I get there. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe Two/Four, 'cause ItaDei is hot, but Shikamaru with any of them is ridiculous, so no, I suppose. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "SUCK MY CHAKRA, BITCH!" Wow. I cracked up writing that. Kisame would so say that. XD 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Temari? Probably 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls. That'd be hilarious. A total crack-fest. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kakashi/Yagura/Hinata? Uh... "Warning: Contains bondage, lots of yummy yaoi/threesome lemons, and a sadistic Mizukage with two puppets." 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Kisame on Itachi? Mwahahaha. I like this one... "Come on baby; you can suck on my fishstick anytime..." HOORAH! 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Neji on a relationship between Temari and Itachi? "WTF, WHO IN THE HELL WROTE THIS DAMN FIC?!" 20) How emo is Seven? Uh, not as emo as his lookalike, Sasu-gay (Itachi pwns, and Sasu-gay drools! XD) THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hatake Kakashi 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KakaSaku, hands down. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Both. I'm up to reading pretty much anything. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yeah. I've cosplayed Kakashi (three conventions and one All Hallows Eve), Shikamaru (one convention), Deidara (two conventions), and Itachi (seventeen conventions and three All Hallows Eve's). 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: All tankobon, almost all released English Shonen Jumps (all of Shippūden and most of the first part) 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Nah. I'm destined to be a Naruto character. XD I only wish... 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Sakura belongs with Kakashi, dammit! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7...Kakashi and Sakura...sighs dreamily 10. Do you support the Obito theory? Like Obito being Tobi/Madara. Obviously not. 'Cause it's already out in the manga. So yeah, I guess... 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh. They're too physically similar, and besides, Masashi Kishimoto-sensei proved it right. Woot! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. He's my favourite to cosplay too. Long live Itachi (even though he's already dead, he lives in my soul...!) 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Part I: EMO, so anti-Sasu-gay. Part II: Kick ass, so pro, then anti 'cause he was DOUBLY EMO AND UTTER SHIT after he killed Itachi. Itachi so should've won. But now that he did, in fact, kill Itachi, I hate that mofo's guts, dood. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yep. And I own most of them too, on iTunes and downloaded streamers. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep. I check for updates about...I dunno...five times a day. You never know when you might miss one! (God, I'm a hopeless fanatic, aren't I?) 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? In Part I, hell yeah. Part II? No. He's badass in Shippūden. 17. Sub or dub? I like the English dubbed, but the voice actors in America are pretty good too, for the most part (Kami, what is up with Orochimaru's voice in English). Dave Whittenburg pwns all!! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Shonen Jump: Anti-Sakura. Shippūden: Pro-Sakura. Well, until she went all "I love you Naruto!" Now she's kinda ugh again, but I still love her to death. I just wish she'd hurry up and make out with Kakashi already. Jeez! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi cracks me up! He's got stellar dance moves too! Wonderful, tactless Tobi, oh how I miss you so... 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Ugh. Madara. Damn Uchiha. He's the main reason why Itachi had to die...BAAAASTARD! Him and Danzou must DIE! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? No comment. That's just too much, dood. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Uh, I dunno. Deidara or Haku. Both of them were mistaken for girls, so yeah. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomely weird with a bad fashion sense. 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Shino. Wouldn't it be funny to see Shino stoned off his rocker? Kami, I bet he'd be a blast to party with! XD 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Nah shit. _ 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Again, nah shit. 27. Do you like lemons? Yummy. But there's a difference between good ones and bad ones. I'm sticking with the good ones. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I'm not able to answer this question. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yeppers! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? Yep. I'm a Narutard, after all, eh? 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? So many...poor souls, for I have corrupted them in the ways of awesome shinobi and Kakashi worship. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah. I mean, it happened when I was in high school, and it happens now in college too. I'm an art major in the Anime Club, after all. It's bound to be noticed! 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' They didn't say 'WTF' or even 'What the fuck', but yeah, they've been curious and asked. And I am very pleased to say that my art professor is one of the many souls I turned into the Naruto religion. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Definitely my school life. And while Naruto is a good portion of my life (third only to MUSIC and writing), it has not had an effect on my grades. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No comment. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Hell yeah. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NEEEVER!! Minato-sensei is a good, pristine man whom I love to put in scandalous relationships with Kakashi! 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yep. In fact, I actually submitted a fanart piece for the huge fanart competition that Shonen Jump is holding. Vote for my picture in March at www.ShonenJump.com if it makes it past the prelims!! I'll give you cookies and a Kakashi plushie! (oh wait, you people don't know my real name. Ah, man...that sucks...well, I think I can possibly work around that...! 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No way. Sasuke is emo. 'Nuff said. Itachi FTW! 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope. I avoid them unless absolutely necessary, and they're never big characters. You know the type: a faceless ANBU soldier, a random shop owner, blah blah blah. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Kami. If it wasn't for my love for music and the insane amount of concerts I find myself moshing in, Naruto would be taking over my life completely. Considering writing, my second most important thing, is mostly composed of Naruto fanfiction...and Kakashi! We all know or knew someone like this! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' How To Annoy People In An Elevator Act like a dog, growl at people. Well, I'm off! I need to go back to my Hatake Kakashi worshiping. -cough- Go Kakashi! Ja ne! | |||||
1. His Wish reviewsMinaKaka, YonKaka. "I can't recall when that shift happened, that gradual shift from father figure to the object of my desire."Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-09 - Kakashi H. & Minato N. - Complete2. Dance and Game »The Yondaime Mizukage--commonly known as Yagura, the jinchūriki of the Sanbi--has a past with a man despite the enmity between their nations...the elusive Copy-nin, Hatake Kakashi. KakashixYagura. Rated for language, mature themes, and eventual lemon...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,754 - Published: 11-4-09 - Kakashi H. & Yagura3. The Solace of a Chocolate Eyed Beauty reviewsHarry/Hermione, HHr. "A long time ago, he had thought that there was something to live for."Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete4. The Bell reviewsYonKaka, MinaKaka. "But Kakashi hadn’t been a child since the day he seen his father dead on the floor, lying in a pool of his own blood, and the likes of Minato couldn’t really change that." Mature for language and adult themes.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-17-09 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete5. Caught Up In The Darkness reviewsKakaIta, ItaKaka. "Once you were caught up in the darkness, the darkness of pain and power and lust, you were lost."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-09 - Kakashi H. & Itachi U. - Complete6. The Reason For His Life reviewsKakaIta, ItaKaka. "For a while now, the silver haired man had been trying to keep his sanity."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Kakashi H. & Itachi U. - Complete7. The Fallen reviewsMinaKaka, YonKaka, AU. When Namikaze Minato, the Senior Pastor of a widely popular church, meets Hatake Kakashi, a self-admitted gay athiest, how will Minato deal with the lust and the temptation of the sins of the flesh?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-09 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete
