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Author has written 1 story for Ella Enchanted. My Names Alyssa,i'm a female and that's ALL you need to know. My penname changes occasionally right now it relates to my love of Harry Potter and my love of the pairing of Derek&Casey from the show Life With Derek. Speaking of Dasey(Derek&Casey) I think this quote totally fits them! He's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest jerk, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. Speaking of quotes, this quote reminds me of Harry Potter and the Final Battle, plus it seems like something Dumbledore would've said. I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. I am going to maybe writing a fanfiction soon, about my OC, Alyson Jean Crawford. It will take place in 2013 and the characters in it will be Teddy Lupin, Victoire and Dominique Weasley, and Fred and Roxanne Weasley. And in it Snape and Dumbledore are alive(I have my reasons for this). I am going to post pictures of what the characters look like to me, here: http://amarie19999.deviantart.com/gallery/ If you would like to know, the fic is about Alyson "Ally" Jean Crawford, a 13 year old girl,who has been bounced around foster homes her whole life. When her next foster home ends her up in London, England, she is extremely excited considering it is the birthplace of her obsession, the Harry Potter series. But Ally gets a surprise, when she finds out her new foster father is none other than, Severus Snape. Soon Ally finds out not only is the series she loves real, but she is also witch and gets to attend Hogwarts. While there Ally, meets the sons and daughters of her favorite characters, and becomes their newest friend, and she may even fall in love along the way. So check out, My Life As a Teenage Witch, coming to a fanfiction near you!! My Hogwarts Profile Name: Alyssa Age: 13 (may or may not be my real age) Blood Staus: Muggleborn House: Gryffindor Current Year: 3rd Favorite Subject: Potions, Charms, and DADA Best Subject: Charms Hatest Subject: History of Magic Worst Subject: Astronomy Patronus: Wolf Pet: white pygmy puff named Yin Wand: Malpe 12 inch with kneazle fur and hippogriff feather History: One day when I was 9 there was a thunderstorm and I was scared/annoyed by the thunder and wanted to not be able to hear it and suddenly I couldn't. I raced downstairs to tell my parents but they didn't believe me until two years later when I got my Hogwarts letter. Friends: Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Katie Bell, and Parvati Patil. Enemies: Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabbini, Pansy Parkinson, Crabbe and Goyle, Lavender Brown, and Cho Chang. Romantic Interest: Neville Longbottom Boggart: The Chuckie Doll Quidditch Captain?: Nope that would be Katie Bell, but I am a chaser. Prefect?: Nope hopefully I won't end up one Broom: Bought myself a Nimbus 2002 when I was 12. Animagus: Parrot Big Harry Potter Survey General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yeppers! Could you prove that statement in court? Yep! Do you know any of the characters' middle names? Yes What's Hermione's? Hermione Jean Granger What's Harry's? Harry James Potter What's Ron's? Ronald Billius Weasley What's Ginny's? Ginevra Molly Weasley Have you seen all the movies? Yes Read all the books? Yes What do you think of J.K. Rowling? awesome! best author ever! would kill to meet her! Favorites Weasley? Fred and George Character overall? Harry Female character? Ginny Male character? Ron Group of characters? Golden Trio Adult? Molly Weasley Student? Hermione Professor? Snape Ship? Ginny/Harry Book? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Spell? Accio, Stupefy, and Expecto Patronum Sweet? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans Place? Hogwarts Weasley twin? Fred Product? Pygmy Puffs Shop? Weasleys Wizards Wheezes Least Favorites Weasley? Percy Character overall? Voldemort Female character? Umbridge Male character? Malffoy Sr. Adult? Peter Pettigrew Student? Draco Malfoy Spell? All 3 Unforgivables Book? 5 because of Umbridge Ship? Dramione Sweet? Acid Pops Death Eater? Bellatrix Shop? Borgin and Burkes Place? Number 4 Privet Drive Professor? Umbridge Couples--What do you think? Ron/Hermione? :) Harry/Hermione? :( Harry/Ginny? awesome!! Harry/Luna? ugh Harry/Pansy? eww Ron/Lavender? blah Ron/Luna? ok Ron/Pansy? urgh Ron/Fleur? eww Hermione/Krum? nope Hermione/Draco? nope Hermione/Weasley twin? nope James/Lily? :) Lily/Snape? friends Lily/Sirius? No Lily/Lupin? no Tonks/Lupin? RIP Draco/Pansy? ok Fred/Angelina? not my fave Bill/Fleur? :) Harry/Cho? noooo This or That? Harry or Ron? can't decide Hermione or Ginny? Ginny Neville or Seamus? Neville Snape or Slughorn? Snape Fred or George? Fred Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Hermione Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer Zonko's or Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? WWW Hog's Head or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn Alley Bertie Bott's or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Bott's! Witch Weekly or the Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Gryffindor Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Gryffindor Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor! Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Ravenclaw Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff Top 12 Character Meme: 1.Harry Potter 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 14. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 17. “(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). Im obessed with harry potter,disney channel,and fanfiction. ok forget i ever said i am a fan of twilight i must of been drunk or on crack when i typed that!! If you think that those stupid kids should just give rabbit thou freakin' Trix, copy and paste this to your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! 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If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, jade-kwl-name-eva, rainbow rocker, ComputerGirl12, Always Juliet,cantlivewithoutharrypotter. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now?? Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Flying is simple. 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If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. 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If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (")_(") : Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination! My name is Tiffany (Another one) -Anonymous If you are against child abuse, please pass this on. ／l、 Help Kitty Defeat Bunny I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because denial is not just a river in Egypt Month One Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too. and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor calls it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy? Every Abortion Is Just... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If your against abortion, re-post this This seriously made me cry. If you are not against abortion and don't repost this, you are a cruel and heartless being! "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile. If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. 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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. Actual Court Readings These were taken from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these conversations were taking place. Attorney: Are you sexually active? Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Attorney: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken? Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Attorney: She had three children, right? Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated? Attorney: Can you descirbe the individual? Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a desposition notice which I sent to your attorney? Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? This has got to be one of the most clever PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Bet your friends haven't seen this one!! Girls You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, When she reached the alley, which was a short However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I first met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I first kissed you, I was afraid to fall in love with you. Now that I've fallen in love with you... I can only pray not to lose you. Aurora was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cry's She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Ok that's it please vote on my poll i change it alot. I have a laptop now!!! I can post stories now!! I'm so happy!! 12/24/10 oh yeah check out my home page theres a HP banner from Frocked who i highly recommend if you want a banner , i might get an EE banner too oh and i took the patronus quiz and mines is a rabbit this is what it said Your patronus takes the form of a Rabbit. A rabbit is known for being somewhat shy. Similarly, you tend to be quiet around others, especially new people. However, you are very bright and alert. You are good at reading people and know who to trust. You are also nurturing and kind. You may have trouble conjuring your patronus because your mind tends to race in the heat of a battle | |||||||
1. When Char finds out reviewsa fic if've been wanting to write for a while it's what I think wi ould happen if Char found out about the curse.Takes place in chapter 21 right after Char says"The young lady must not dance alone."Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-10-11 - Published: 10-2-09 - Complete
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