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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. About Me: Let's see...I like Twilight! I bet that was no surprise! Even my teenage sons like Twilight. I guess the only one in my house that doesn't, would be my husband...the Grinch! Oh BTW, I am totally team Edward...if you couldn't tell. I never have been much of a dog person... Where I like to Hang Out: You can also find me over on the blog Random Nothingness: http://u2shay.blogspot.com You can also follow me on Twitter (I'm u2shay there too!)...I give updates, previews, drabbles, music discussions...you never know! Come say, HI! *About a The Best Things in Life Are Unexpected UPDATE!* :)
~Shay Note about my Twilight Fan Fictions: Okay, after reading some fanfics lately that have drawn me in only to leave me terribly disappointed (or disgusted), I feel it is only fair to do what I wish these authors had done for me. I’m going to give you some specifics about the types of things you will and will not read in my stories, so you are not wasting your time with something you aren’t going to like. Fair? I thought so! :D
What you won't read in my stories: cheating, adultery, kink, fetishes, poly, slash, wall to wall smut. Sorry, but I'm just not going there... Stories I Beta: First Blush: The Long Way Home What do you do when your heart's desire is hurting and alone? How do you heal her from afar? His words were the match striking fire across her heart, but to save her, he first has to save himself. Captured and held by an enemy, he fights to survive for her. Alice/Jasper WWII VirginiaMay: An Immortal WishIs a young girl who mysteriously awakens from a coma the key to giving Edward back his soul? *Note: I am not taking beta requests at this time. :) Links to examples of "fede" rings: http://www.doyledoyle.com/stylegem/?p=605 (Bella's ring is based on the first ring in this series, sharing one of its inscriptions. It also bears aspects of the sixth ring.) http://www.tsbrown.com/images/64-ASH005.jpg http://www.cope.co.za/jewels/rings/figurative/fi_ring009.htm http://artofmourning.com/images/items/rings/fede1.jpg http://graciousgood.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/sterling-silver-gimmel-fede-ring.jpg Standard Disclaimer: Twilight and its characters belong to Stephenie Meyer and co. I’m just the one who is sullying her campground. I’ll try to remember to pick up after myself when I am done - though, I should probably mention that I'm a member of Messies Anonymous, too... | |||||
1. The Best Things in Life Are Unexpected » reviewsOn the eve before the fight with the newborns and Victoria, Edward and Bella finally sit down and discuss her reluctance to marry him and how her friendship with Jacob is harming their relationship. An Eclipse "should-have-been" and beyond. E&BTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,395 - Reviews: 1183 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 8-15-11 - Edward & Bella2. Okay reviewsLeah's world has fallen apart in every way imaginable. Can she find the courage to pick up the pieces and continue on? Rated T for language & mature themes. AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-8-12 - Leah - Complete3. Is That What They're Calling It These Days reviewsBella finally takes a moment to correct Jake's specist slurs about Edward and replaces them with some politically correct alternatives. A short drabble/parody of the "Bella, choose me" convo in Eclipse. M for language, snark, & some base humor.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-1-12 - Bella & Jacob - Complete4. Fate Leads the Willing » reviewsAn intolerable choice between his coven & his mate. A millenniums old conspiracy. An unremembered past comes back to haunt one Cullen as Edward flees with his all too human mate. What if everything you knew about your existence was wrong? AU/Canon PairingTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,684 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 10-10-11 - Published: 8-29-10 - Edward & Bella5. If You Don't Know Me By Now, Let Me Enlighten You reviewsEdward finally finds a girl that he can love for her brains. Can their love survive the loss of the vampire allure? Because, really, what do vampires have that zombies don't? Rated T for naughty words & epic brain-lust. Happy Birthday, LJ Summers! ;-Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-20-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. That Girl Outtakes » reviewsA series of random outtakes, extended sexy times, alternate POVs, and missing/deleted scenes from the story That Girl. Who knows, maybe even a ridiculously humorous outtake or two! Rated M, NM AU and beyond, Canon Pairings.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 9-8-10 - Edward & Bella7. Say It Out, WHAT? reviewsMy take on what the "Meadow Scene" would have been like if the Twilight movie had been a comedy. Highly OOC. Crude humor and snark abounds. Rated M Parody/Humor. Edward & Bella.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-23-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. That Girl » reviewsBella has been alone for 4 months. Edward is gone. Alice's marriage is in tatters. Carlisle agonizes as his entire family is destroyed, until the day he receives a desperate call from the one person who can change it all: Bella Swan E&B Canon Pairing NMAUTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,745 - Reviews: 2683 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 9-7-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. The Last Christmas reviewsA boy and a girl on the cusp of young adulthood spend a peaceful Christmas with their beloved family not knowing the fate that is soon to befall them. A historical drabble. Canon/AUTwilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-18-10 - Jane & Alec - Complete10. So, Um, Yeah, I Lied reviewsAfter Bella's encounter with James, her injuries are too severe & Edward is forced to change her into a vampire. Upon waking, she realizes that he has been less than truthful about just what it means to be one of the undead. Twilight AU, Very OOC, SpoofTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 113 - Published: 2-28-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Interview With A Bearpire reviewsWhy do the Cullens snap the necks of their prey? In 1946 in Jonesville, Arkansas, Emmett created a little snafu who became known as the Fouke Monster. This is a fluffy little interview with her! A That Girl outtake. Adult Content/Language Non-Canon FluffTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-10-09 - Emmett - Complete12. Edward Cullen's Shower reviewsHours before her wedding, Bella does her best to lure Edward back into the shower with her! Will he be able to resist? One Shot, Edward/Bella Non-Canon Storyline OOC Rated M for Lemon and Adult contentTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-7-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
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