Hi

Favorite Shows(in this order): Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Sarah Jane Adventures, and finally Star Trek: Enterprise.

Favorite Pairings(in this order):Kira/Dukat, Kira/Damar, Kira/Sisko, Kira/Odo, Janeway/Kim, Chakotay/B'Elanna, Jack/Ianto, 5/Tegan, 5/Adric, 6/Peri, 7/Ace, 8/Grace, 9/Rose, 10/Donna, Picard/Crusher, Picard/Riker, Picard/Data, Data/Geordi, Sarah Jane/Alan, Luke/Clyde, Luke/Maria, Luke/Rani, Trip/T'pol, Archer/Reed.

Hope ya'll enjoy my stories. :-)

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If you could read that put it on your profile.

this is a true story. a girl died in 1933. a man buired her while she was still alive. the murder chanted, "toma sota balcu" as he buried her. now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl. in he middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. she will suffocate you like she was suffocated. if you post this on your profile she will not bother you. your kindness will be rewarded. (I am posting this just to be safe)

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time Sit In Your Parked car With Sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

See If They Slow Down

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To, With A Serious Face.

11. Specify That Your Drive- Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Reading And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day

20. And The Final Way To Keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste This onto Your profile.

Funny sayings that i love and you will too part one !

Why do we teach kid that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved Americas problems?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way your a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

People who say anythings possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

They say I have ADD, but I don't... oh look, a kitty!

When someone annoys you it takes 47 muscles to frown about it but it 4 muscles to extend your arm punch the crap out of them. YAY!!

Whatever you do follow your heart- Just take your brain with you!

Big girls don't cry- we get even.

You can fall from a tree, and you can fall from a cliff, but the best way to fall is to fall in love.

When I was in grade school they asked me to write i want to be when I grew up. I said happy. They said I didn't understand the assignment. I say the didn't understand life.

If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk!

Ever stop to think, then forget to start again?

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The evening new always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If everyone jumped of a bridge would you? No, I would just step onto a pile of bodies.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many societies.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't loose what you never had.

They say the truth sets you free, then how come every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

I don't obsess. I think intensely.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss you.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

This is Bob, you can't see him but he thinks you have some serious mental problems. Right, Bob?

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, & be the lucky person who kisses you goodnite.

Try to realise it's all within yourself. No one else can make you change and to see you're really only very small and life flows on within you and without you.

Tough times don't last but tough people do!

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

Laugh your heart out Dance in the rain Cherish the moment ignore the pain Live, laugh, love Forgive & Forget life is too short to be living with Regrets.

Be strong now because things will get better. it may be stormy now but it can't rain forever.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose. But it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.

Thank you Captain Obvious

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Daaaamn... What a ride!"

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

life is too precious to worry about stupid shit. So have fun, go party, &fall in love. Say what you want to say. Do want you want to do. Regret nothing & don't let people who don't matter, Bring You Down.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. So.. why learn.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's foot prints one the moon.

Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.

I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn how to let go. Things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right. you believe lies so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.

Never give up on something you can't go a day with out thinking about.

fall in love or or fall in hate. get inspired or be depressed. ace a test or flunk a class. make babies or make art. speak the truth or lie and cheat. dance on tables or sit in the corner. life is divine chaos. embrace it forgive yourself. breathe. and enjoy the ride.

If you don't go after what you want you'll never have it. If never ask the answer is always no. If you don't step forward you're always the same spot.

Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.

Sometimes people put walls not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Stand up for what is right. Even if your standing alone.

believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.

Life holds special magic for those who dare to dream.

you may say I'm a freamer but i'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one.

If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever.

Be original.

Warning: Cosumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, Whose name, and/or species you can't remember.

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.

Love is like the wind. You can feel it but you can't see it.

No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

i'm the muffin queen. do not question my fluffy golden brown authority!

A womens heart should be so hidden in God, that a man must seek God to find her.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day!

Some people blame our generation. But have they ever stopped to think who raised us.

People are going to want you, need you, exceed you, take you, love you, hate you, play you you, rate you, save you, and break you. But that's what makes you.

Obsticals are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

dreams can take you... to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never tell your problems to any one... 20 don't care and the other 80 are glad you have them.

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

A simple act of kindness can change the course of a lifetime.

You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are!

Boredom Alert: Self- Entertainment necessary for maintaining consciousness.

Warning: Do NOT set self on fire.

Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.

Sometimes I tell friends that I'm busy when I'm really not. I can spend the night alone. By myself.

I am a bomb technichian. If you see me running Try to keep up.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But that's still on the list.

I may look safe. But as soon as I get you alone... I will eat you.

Genius by birth. Slacker by choice.

Pain is a good thing. Let's you know your still alive.

When the world says "Give Up", Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."

When you play with some that is not on your level it is your job to help them reach your level.

Love is blind. Marriage is the eye- opener.

One only need to things in ife: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

This is not the life I ordered.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring so, I go back to being me.

If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? YES

I am me. Plain. Simple.

We're born cold, wet & hungry. Then things get worse

Life is great. Don't let circumstances and society fool you into believing it's not.

The resurrection gives my life meaning, direction and the opportunity to start over. No matter what my circumstances.

I live in the present. I only remember the past and anticipate the future.

If you spend your life waiting for the storm you'll never enjoy the sunshine.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

Believe in he impossible.

When nothing goes right... go left.

People who are too weak to follow there own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.

What's meant to be... will always find it's way.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong.

Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth it has always been a sign that you're alive.