| SmoothButNotRich1901 |
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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Phantom of the Opera. Hi. So, I'm stripping down my profile because I think I'm trying to keep an air of mystery. LIKE BATMAN! That is all. About me: Hi there. I'm Jessica...I'm really gargatuanly (because that's a word) tall...but not like 7'8'' or anything...just tall for a girl. Other Nonspecific stuff about me: I'm a HEA, Edward/Bella, Canon Couple type girl ALWAYS. Call me traditional...but I won't read slash or crack fics. Sorry. And I HATE lemons that involve threesomes or angsty dom/sub stuff or just anything that's really really really out there and kinky. Like I said, I'm traditional. Strictly man/woman with people that love each other...(or are in the process of falling in love with each other in the fiction world) lovey dovey sex...well, that's not completely true...DTE is more than welcome. ;) Likes: German Chocolate Cake (Well, pretty much any kind of cake); Listening to music that people wouldn't think I'd listen to, Sweaty-Workerward (Check out Safe With Me in my Favorites to see what I'm talking about); and Psych the TV show on USA Dislikes: People that think I'm a dumb blonde just because of my hair color (The nerve...); Misspellings (My two best friends can't spell within an inch of their lives...drives be fucking INSANE); did I mention I hate slash fics and threesomes? Vicissitudes by TwilightZoner popped my Fanfiction cherry, and Midnight Desire by TwilightZoner as well popped the lemon Fanfiction cherry. Both great stories, I might add. :) Twilight Stuff TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY. There is no budging me on this one...I'm just a girl waiting for her Edward :) I like some general traits of Jacobs personality (ie humor/sarcasm)...but quite frankly, his manipulating, undermining, selfish, rude and unfathomably shocking and idiotic character completely overshadows and like I had for him...he's what gets in the way of true love. However, i was happy that he got his happy ending too. i liked him the best in Breaking Dawn when he became all noble and whatnot. My opinion of Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen: Is it hot in here or is it just Robert Pattinson? :) I am absolutely in love with that sexy beast who's name happens to be RPattz...LOVE him. What's not to love?? He's adorably awkward, funny, SEXY, sweet, dorky and he's a BEASTLY actor. He's introverted, poetic, musically inclined...oh swoon...:) i just love him. He was made to play Edward Cullen and dont let anyone tell you otherwise :D Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner Okay so i'm sick and tired of everyones obsession with Taylor just because he took off his shirt in the movie. Dont get me wrong...he's really sweet and cute...but hes not that hot. he's so bulky and football playerish...and its gross. his abs look like that egg bread. its true. i personally dont like that body type. therefore, i think robert is FARRRRRR sexier...yes it was a TERRIBLE angle in the movie when he took off his shirt (cause if you look at the set pictures...oh yummmmm...) but hes still SO much sexier than taylor...that and the fact that i hate jacob and anything that represents him...is why I love Robert more. :D LINKS FOR YOU FOUND ME I AM MAKING A PLAYLIST THAT WILL BE RELEASED AT THE END OF THE STORY! meteor shower- http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/images/geminids/Brock1.jpg LINKS FOR "CONCERT MASTER" Chapter 1- Adagio for Strings- Samuel Barber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450&feature=related MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7MKMR7yFBY&feature=related LINKS FOR "HEAVEN" Untitled (How could this happen to me?) by Simple Plan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pQPqFkBgw Kiss the Rain by Yiruma (Edward's Song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSe66pWNmc Bella's Dress http://www.kellyroad.com.au/image/cache/Sapphire20dress203-500x500.jpg LINKS FOR "SWEET INTOXICATION" Bella's Corset Top:http://www.asia.ru/upload_images/131/130043/1707081.jpg Bella's Jeans: http://thegloss.com/files/2008/04/skinny-jeans.png Edward and Bella Audition (obviously not what Edward looks like but it's from the movie lol):http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SLwovCihmZ8/SR5utDqKFmI/AAAAAAAAATg/SXT-KrTaYOw/s400/phantomsidebar1.jpg Edward's Masquerade/Why So Silent? Outfit:http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SLwovCihmZ8/SR5utDqKFmI/AAAAAAAAATg/SXT-KrTaYOw/s400/phantomsidebar1.jpg | |||||||||
1. You Found Me » reviewsSeparated in high school through a twist of fate that left them broken. Bella. Senior at Dartmouth. Edward. Famous musician with his brothers. Fate brings them back together 4 yrs later. Are they too late for each other? Sequel 2 FAFHTS. AU/AH. LEMONS.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,557 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 7-22-09 - Edward & Bella2. Concert Master » reviewsEdward Cullen has always been a musical prodigy. Now, at age 23 he is the youngest Concert Master the Seattle Philharmonic has ever seen. But what happens when, violinist extraordinaire, Bella Swan, moves and threatens to take his place? OOC Cockyward. AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 10-10-09 - Edward & Bella3. Sweet Intoxication reviewsSeductive.Sexy. Sinful. Innocent Bella Swan plays the role of Christine Daae along side Edward the brooding, genius playing the Phantom desperately wants her to see the man behind the mask. RATED M for language and future sexy times of the citrus varietyCrossover - Twilight & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-14-104. Confessions from the Midnight Sun reviewsMy first fanfic! Be patient with me! It's Chapter 13 from Edward's POV. Right where Stephenie left off! Enjoy!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-09 - Edward & Bella5. Edward's Eclipse reviewsAfter writing New Moon from his POV...i decided to do Eclipse...so...there you go :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-09 - Edward & Bella6. New Moon: Edward's Story » reviewsChapters 20 through the end of New Moon from Edward's perspective.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,287 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-20-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete7. First Annual Forks High Talent Show » reviewsEdward, Emmett and Jasper enter the first annual Forks High Talent Show as a band. What will they sing? AU AH. This is the same story from my previous account! ENJOY!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-20-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete