You know you've LOST your mind when your best friend is a horse.

If Bill Kaulitz-Trumper is a girl, I'm the biggest damn lesbian you'll ever meet

Name: Kyra

B-Day: March 21st

Music: Rock, metal, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Country.

Books: Harry Potter Series, Twilight Series, Vampire Academy Series, and random books.

Obsessions: Tokio Hotel, Bill Kaulitz, Crazy hot hardcore rock guys, horses, and much more

Hobbies: Writing.

May 5th 2009 RIP Ms. Lauren Amber Monforte. We love you!

I tried to break the piece off of my heart that you were in... but that means that I would have no heart left.

You are a great champion

When you ran, the ground shook

Mere mortals parted

Parted the way to victory

Where I'll meet you in the winner's circle

To place a blanket of flowers on your back.

FEARLESS is not the absence of fear.FEARLESS is having fears.Lots of them.FEARLESS is having doubts.FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death.FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before.FEARLESS is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again... even though every time you've tried before, you've lost.FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even though you can't breathe without them.I think it's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else.Loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS.Letting go is FEARLESS.Then, moving on and being alright... that's FEARLESS.And when someone apologizes enough times for something they'll never stop doing, it's FEARLESS to stop believing them. It's FEARLESS to say "you're NOT sorry", and walk away.To have faith that someday things will change is FEARLESS. But not matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it.You have to believe in love stories&prince charming&happily ever after. Love is FEARLESS

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. People with guns kill people. Guns with bullets kill people. People standing around yelling "BANG" don't do much.

Hate me, please
So I know you think about me
Despise me, with all your heart
So I know you put energy into me
Scoff at me, with disgust
So I know you actually think that looking at me
With poise and actuality will make you look cool.
Or you could smile at me
And let me know you think about me
You could laugh with me,
to let me know that you put energy into me
You could walk with me in the halls
with poise and actuality,
So you make yourself look cool

WTF's?!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
So what's the speed of dark?
If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhailing count?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does an "O" stand for a hug? Shouldn't they be the other way around? Or am I mixed up?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman Numerals?
If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't women put mascara on with their mouths closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on the airplane? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If scientsts were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we know be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is number abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" if he's really a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad he is called "junior" but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the army, woudlld you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the ACME stuff doesn't work, then why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their children not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween it is encouraged?!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. (Not Uh! It's Bill Killed the cat, Curiosity was framed From Moving to America)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight. Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters. Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and Jacob Black! Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. Crazy is when you call your teacher for help on history and end up talkin about Emmett Cullen and how dumb someone Jacob Black is! ~Crazy is when you must have your iPod by you, to listen to your favorite band, 24/7. (I need my iPod.) Crazy is when you and your BFF go to pizza, eat pizza, then buy 2 bouncy balls, then go home and then lose one of them and go back into town to go buy more but you bring your little brother to buy them because you think it's weird just to go into the pizzeria to buy bouncy balls and not pizza or anything. Crazy is when you and your best friend procrastinate by looking up cute animals on Google. Crazy is when you and your best friend stay up till seven in the morning to pull an all nighter, then crash. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write four chapters in your story. ~ If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!

Bill is my vampire
Because he dazzles me

Bill Kaulitz-Trümper dazzles me, and he's not a vampire

Forget Edward Cullen...Bill Kaulitz is real

TOKIO HOTEL:
live it!
breathe it!
want it!
need it!
preach it!
LOVE it!

It takes a minute to like their looks,
It takes a song to like their music,
It takes an hour to fall in love with them,
It takes a day to become obsessed with them,
But it takes a lifetime to forget them

Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan
We waited for infinity
We screamed 'til we felt it
We were ready when it was time to run
We ran through the monsoon
We got closer to the edge
We didn't jump
We broke away
We're the forgotten children
We're gonna live on if it is our final day
We're gonna die when love is dead
You came to rescue us
You're always forever sacred to us
And even if you're a thousand sea's far
We'll raise our hands for you

God made coke, God made pepsi
God made Bill so damn sexy..

I Pledge Allegiance,
To Tokio Hotel,
of Germany,
And To The Music,
of Which They Play,
one Nation,
under Tokio Hotel,
Invincible,
With Hott German's For All!

TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE
TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE!TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER!!

I pledge allegiance to the music,
of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel.
and to the republic for which Bill's hair stands.
one six-pack,
under Tom's XXXL shirt.
with Jumbie and skittles for all.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDSWont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDSHas you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDSWould knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDSAre for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRIENDS:Could blackmail you with it

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

When my friends are running down the street, acting like idiots, I'll be in the front, stopping the cars.

My friends would sit for hours trying to drown a fish, now would yours do that?

Stupid Factory: Where boys were made

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
 I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
. I HATE cheerleaders so I MUST be an Emo 
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi 
I DON'T CARE if people call me a bitch, slut, whore, or other names so I MUST be one or all of those names. I'M A GIRL so I must be a whore. I'M WHITE so I must be rascist. I'M AMERICAN so I must be obnoxious. I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

--Boyfriends stab you in the heart
Friendz stab you in the back
But bestfriends dont carry knives--

If life isn't a game, why are there so many players?

True friends are the people that know you. And still love you.

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families

She's my best friend because our mother's couldn't handle us as sisters.

Your best friend is the person that scares you, but is there when something is scaring so you can shove them ahead.

I love my crazy,goofy,stupid,gorgeous,weird,lame,socially challenged friends.

Who needs a boyfriend, when you have your best friend at your side?

If you're afraid of the future, and hate your past. Look beside and your best friend will be there

Friend:A person there for you whom you trust completely

Best:One who surpasses all in all qualities

Best Friend: A person whom you trust completely and surpasses all in all qualities.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

I'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
I'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
I'm > special because i act silly in public.
I'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
I'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
I'm a whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
I'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
I'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
I'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
I'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, I'm fat because i eat all of it.

But honey, let me tell you a little thing...Labels don't define someone.

YOUR REAL NAME:

Kyra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Kyrizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Red Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Jeanne Greenhill

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Ylaiake

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black April

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Tokio Hotel, copy and paste this on your profile.