| SophieKitten |
Author has written 25 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Bones, and House, M.D.. November 7th: Oh my god! SO insanely busy, ugh xP I'm beginning to think that fanfics are more of a summer thing, as I never have any time anymore! Stupid highschool-ness -_- October 14th: Conqueror Fic: 25,266 words, 56 pages. Still looking for a beta! October 4: Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know what I was working on...I'm currently beta-ing an amazing Buffy fic by Leon Stryfe (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1336708/Leon_Stryfe) called Redemption, check it out! He's so talented :) Also in the midst of a Xena fic, an AU Conqueror fic ;...It's definitely the longest thing I've ever written, and I will be needing a beta, as my usual isn't into Conqueror fics (But i still love 'er more than...more than fanfics themselves! If that makes sense. Haha.) I will update you on it...because I love ya ; If you care, that is. But you might not. But I'll tell you anyway.: September 16 Sorrry, I've been really busy, with school starting, and I just found out that I'm gonna be in a CT show, (YAY!! I made the callbacks :D), so I'm probably not gonna post anything for a while after The Next Best Thing...I'll miss you all!! Hey! I'm Sophie!! I love to read and write (duh XD), and laugh!I think David Boreanaz is wicked hot...Then again, I'm also madly in love with half the cast of Xena...lol! (Lucy Lawless is my life...I know, I'm pathetic...and PSYCHED for Spartacus: Blood and Sand!) I'm from California! WOOT for LA! And despite all the stereotypes, it is not all bikinis and beach volleyball and famous peopel! I live in Topanga, so we're total hippies! (I'm a vegetarian, solar panels, organic food, dad's car runs on vegetable oil, insane love of anything tie-dyed, etc) Anyway, thanks for visiting my profile, i luv ya all!! I am a total "FANDOM SLUT: because I can't stay faithful to one fandom at a time." I Promise: to review every fic I read, and to reply to every review I get. And what else is there to tell you, other than my Epic Favorite Pairings!! Willow and Tara! (Kennedy = The Insufferable Brat Of The West! Thanks to boop-oop-ee-doo for the name, link to her profile here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1604295/boop-oop-ee-doo) Xena and Gabrielle! (Joxer, Ares, Marcus, Perdicus, etc can go die in a hole. They are so hooking up!) Buffy and Angel (Spike and Cordy need to get over themselves! Plus, DB is hot.) Pam and Jim (PB&J FOREVER!!) Michael and Holly (Hello? Soul mates much?) Dwight and Angela (They love each other, and hate everyone else, so much. XD) Booth and Brennan (Sexual tension much? Plus, once again, DB is hot.) Sweets and Daisy (Aww! Both so cute, and so obnoxious!) Monk and Trudy. (There will never be another Mrs. Monk. RIP.) Melanie and Jared/Wanda and Ian (Yeaah! Go HOST!) Anya and Xander (Anya, another example of a great character that should not have died!) Spike and Drusilla (Gotta love insane vamps with hot English accents! You tell me which one I'm talking about! ;) ) House and Cuddy (AWWW!! LOVE IT!) Wilson and Amber (:( Amby! ILY!) Richard and Kahlan Giles and Jenny Calendar (Angelus is a poo-head. :P) Bette and Jodi! (Hell yes! TLW! WOOT!) Joxer and Meg (As long as he stays away from Gabby, I'm happy! lmao!) Alice and Tasha!! Helena and Dusty Shane and Carmen! Silas and Megan (Shoshannah Stern is quite epic.) John and Cameron (Summer Glau. Hello, yum!) Eragon and Arya J.D. and Elliot (How cute is Sarah Chalke's lisp?) Piper and Leo!! (!!) Phoebe and Cole. (Yes, he pissed me off sometimes, too.) Andy and Prue ( Hey, whaddaya know? They're BOTH dead!) Harry and Ginny (I grew up reading Harry Potter!!) Ron and Hermione (I read the first one when i was 6!) Tonks and Lupin (Again, BOTH DEAD! Plus, these two have a son. Teddy Lupin!) Ooh! I just thought of another good Xena one: Minya and Lila!! (Come on! The 'thespian' joke at the end of The Plays The Thing? Ahahahahaha!) Movies: Maud and Sue ~ Fingersmith Lucy Diamond and Amy Bradshaw ~ D.E.B.S Janet and Scud ~ D.E.B.S. Juliet and Pauline ~ Heavenly Creatures Rachel and Luce ~ Imagine Me & You Epic Quotes: -"One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." -"If Mohammed won’t come to the mountain, the lesbian will turn to subtext." (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so me!) -"Oh dear, I appear to have fallen on your lips." -"Friends don't let friends do acid and name their kids!" -"Relax, I'll fix it! I just need to think!" -"Excuses are like assholes, we all have them and they all stink." -"Thats sweet. In a deranged, obsessed kinda way." -"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." -If Spike sparkled, he would probably stake himself. -Ares: "You'll always be a goody-two-shoes." -"I could just play a bunch of wicked violent video games, but no, I'm a rapist." -"And it's not like you wanna get in their pants, it's like you wanna go shopping for pants with them!" -"Oh yeah, that's intimidating. Go from deep, husky and threatening to high pitched, whiny and childish all because she clouted you on the foot." "-Am I making sense? I should't be. I should be asleep." -"Junior Amazon Cookies!!" -"I am, you know." -"Is she your sister?" - “You know what your problem is? You’ve got too many clothes on.” "Yes. There is an invisible line around the bed. No clothing is allowed past that line." AND SO MANMY MORE ITS INSANE!! Really. I've got a word doc filled with about...16 pages of quotes. Because I have no life, and that is what I do. XD Yup! That's pretty much it! Peace, love, don't hate and all that! Ta-ta!! ALSO: Many epic thanks to my bffl up in Canada, FreeWildBlue, for putting up with my obsessive emailing! And for writing such awesome stories! Luv Ya! "We're making eyebrows sexy again!" ;) | |||||||||||||
1. XenaA Parody SongFic - An adaptation of the Stephen Lynch songs 'Beelz' xD I hope you enjoy it!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Published: 11-7-09 - Xena2. The Next Best Thing reviewsYou made me everything I am. Don’t you see? I am nothing without you." Gabrielle chooses to follow Xena, to go out in a bang, for what is she without her Warrior Princess? Post FIN, X/G, Subtext Maintext I own nothing, etc, Rated TXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-09 - Xena & Gabrielle - Complete3. Never Let GoPoemfic; Slowly but surely, the Warrior Princess lets the loving Bard into her carefully guarded soul...Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Published: 9-10-094. Selfish reviewsGabrielle examines the concept of ‘too good to be true,’ one dark night with Xena. Subtext is maintext here, i own nothing, etc etcXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-09 - Xena & Gabrielle5. Were They Or Weren't They? reviewsThe group discusses the relationship of our favorite soul mates. One shot, I luv you all for reading! No real timeline, however, Zach is still around and Angela and Hodgins are still a couple. Just read it. It's funny! Will update soon!Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-21-096. More Than Love reviewsThey sleep on the same side of the fire. Neither one thinks much of it...at first." Xena and Gabrielle take the final step to owning one another completely. Xena/Gabrielle femslash, I own nothing, feedback always appreciated!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete7. When It Was reviewsA short narrative on Xena and Gabrielle's relationship, from Gabrielle's POV...The summary doesn't do it justice, please read! I own nothing, feedback always appreciated!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete8. Memories reviewsThe blonde girl doesn't forget. Gabrielle drifts on in her life; she'll never find a replacement for Xena. Oneshot, post FIN. X/GXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete9. The Date » reviewsBooth and Brennan's first date, and what follows it. Sequel to 'Just a Discussion,' Although you don't have to read that first. I own nothing! Feedback always appreciated! *UPDATED!*Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-15-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete10. Is This Love? reviewsGabrielle muses on her feelings for Xena. Short, prose-y, subtext full! I own nothing! Feedback always appreciated! X/GXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete11. Save Me reviewsHouse thinks of Cuddy in one of his drug induced trances. Oneshot, Huddy Rated T for slightly depressing contentHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete12. Bacchae reviewsAn innocent discussion about bacchae bites turns into a declaration of something...more...Xena/Gabrielle,Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete13. Dreams reviewsGabrielle talks in her sleep. Xena’s POV. Oneshot.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete14. Just A Discussion reviewsAngela and Brennan's discussion about her ‘relationship’ with Booth follows her, and turns into something...more. No spoilers, Zack is still around. Possibly some adult themes, but honestly, if you can't handle them, you shouldn't be watching the show.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete15. Eyebrows reviewsThe bard gets a little, okay very drunk, and reveals more about Xena than she’d care to.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete16. Uncertainty reviewsGabrielle asks Joxer for help in revealing her feeling for Xena. One-shot. Yes, two women are in love. And they kiss. Get over it. T for language! pick a season and set it there, slightly OOCXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete17. You've Got Me reviewsPoemfic from Gabrielle's POV. Trusting that Xena has changed. Feedback always welcome!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Gabrielle & Xena18. All That Remains reviewsThe years pass, Gabrielle remains alone, waiting always for Xena. Poemfic, oneshot, sad, UPDATED! :DXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete19. Her reviewsAnd still, there is pain. Still, she is gone, and still, I am alone." Xena mourns Gabrielle. A/T-If Gabrielle hadn't been brought back after season 3, sad, K , Trajedy/Romance, mentions of a loving relationship between two women! *gasp*Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete20. TearsShort little poemfic, sad, willow/tara. How Willow feels about her lover's death. RIP Tara MaclayBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Published: 8-9-09 - Tara M. & Willow R.21. In Her Arms reviewsSet after The Body, 5X16 , Willow/Tara, Tara comforts an inconsolable Willow...One-shot, Willow’s POV...Please review! Thanks!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-09 - Tara M. & Willow R. - Complete22. The Gabrielle Scrolls » reviewsSort of like A Day In The Life, Gabrielle's diaries detailing her adventures with Xena. In MY world, they are dating. So if you don't like women kissing, don't read these! Femslash, Xena/Gabrielle, Quite a bit better than it sounds! Plz R&R!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Gabrielle & Xena23. Seasick reviewsGabrielle falls ill on a ship, and Xena thinks she can fix it...Oneshot, Subtext! Xena/Gabrielle, short, sweet, T,Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete24. For Love » reviewsWillow/Tara Femslash Set after season 6, disregarding season 7 Despite her friend’s attempts to comfort her, Willow can’t live without Tara. She is empty, lost. So she decides to follow Tara, for better or for worse, into the underworld. My first Buffy ffBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - Tara M. & Willow R. - Complete25. My Warrior My Bard » reviewsWarrior-Bard is a story of longing, love and hope. Xena and Gabrielle are hopelessly in love with each other...but neither can imagine that "the love of your love is you!" This is their journey through pain and into love! Femslash, Gabby/Xena, My 2nd ff!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete