PROFILE STILL UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION, SO PLEASE PROTECT YOUR HEAD AND ALL SOFT AREAS OF BODY

(Yes, I drew my own avatar. Mostly because I don't wanna be chased by the copyright police, DUH)

嗨, I'm Namean, but you can call me Nam! S'up to you. I also use Yew as a nickname sometimes.

(I reply to "Hey! You over there!", too.)

Those're not my real names, of course.

My age? I'm in my teens. Not old enough for either a driver's or drinking.

Weight? Lemme see...39 kilos to the American system equals...85.8 pounds? Amirite?

How tall am I? 158 cm for now (I'm still growing!), and that's about 5'2 and a tad more.

Nah whatever, why would you care?

I enjoy giving reviews to boost people's fan fiction. My brain is very corrupted and strewn with landmines. I laugh easily and maniacally. I'm a girl (But maybe I'm a boy?!). I like grinning. I do NOT fawn over Twilight or Harry Potter (those massive fan-magnets!), but I do know their characters and plot. And I uh, try not to disrespect gays? Because, I'm a fangirl, and my older bro is a gay. OH GOD, THOUGH HE IS NOT IN ANY OF MY STORIES! He's like, twice my age. I'm neither underage nor over 20, so there!

Also, I swear vocally occasionally, and a whooole lot in my brain.

I'm Asian. Stereotypes are for dumb people with no knowledge and who like to assume. DON'T TRUST THEM! You can lookit my country (points upwards). If you see Chinese, don't worry, those parts are unnecessary anyways.

I have a pet cat, named Dodo. Yes, that's the extinct bird.

You better have a moderate amount of grammar before typing to me. I can't really understand text speak (I try!). Not that I don't use text speak occasionally. XD

哇哩咧，That was random. This (profile) shall be longer later on.

-Fandoms: Anything really. I don't watch any of them at all, but hey, that's what Wikipedia and Google are for! :D

-Favorite Pairings:

Yaoi (Gay Couples)

(The seme's name is always first)

D. Gray-Man

-Kanda x Lavi x Allen (OT3)

-Kanda x Allen (Yullen)

-Lavi x Allen (Laven)

-Kanda x Lavi (Yuvi)

-Allen x Lenalee

Naruto

-Sasuke x Naruto (Sasunaru)

-Itachi x Sasuke (Uchihacest)

-Sasuke x Sai (OMG, yes, it's a weird couple!)

Prince of Tennis

-Fuji x Ryoma (probably weirder than Sasuke x Sai)

Vampire Knight

-Kaname x Zero

Death Note

-L x Light

-Light x L

Transformers (OMGWTFBBQ)

-Barricade x Bumblebee ('Cade x 'Bee)

-Megatron x Optimus Prime

Ouran High School Host Club

-Hikaru x Kaoru (WTF? Twincest?)

Straight Couples

House M.D

-House x Cuddy (Huddy)

Nodame Cantabile

-Chiaki x Nodame

Bridge to Terabithia

-Jess x Leslie

I don't really quote...and my catch-phrase changes constantly, buuutt...this is where I post my random likings that aren't mine

-Quote of my Math teacher: “Control math or it'll control you!” :D

Funny thing I found right here, on FFN (I've changed and spellchecked it, just a bit)

-Friends or best friends:

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

-Best friends: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friends: Call your parents Mr. & Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

-Best friends: Call your parents MOM & DAD and your grandparents GRAMPS & GRAN

Friends: Would bail you out of jail

-Best friends: Would be setting next to you saying, "DAMN, that was fun."

Friends: Have never seen you cry

-Best friends: Won't tell anyone else you cry... but will laugh about it when you're not down anymore

Friends: Ask you to write down your number

-Best friends: Have you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

-Best friends: Lose your stuff and tells you, "Uh, my bad... here's a tissue."

Friends: Know a few things about you

-Best friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

-Best friends: Will kick the arses of those guys that left you to the moon (and back! :D)

Friends: Would knock on your door

-Best friends: Would walk right in and exclaim, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell

-Best friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are with you through high school/college (drinking buddies)

-Best friends: Are there for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

-Best friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Dude, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."