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since: 07-20-09, id: 2015646, Profile Updated: 06-04-11
country: UK
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Megamind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Doctor Who, Ironman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Downton Abbey, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Thor.

Oh God, was I really that deluded? Wow. Well, hello again, people who are viewing my page. Apologies for the fantastically stupid comments previous. Please take the time to look through my stories, and reviews are always appreciated :)

For reviewers of the Narnia's Lost Princess story, if you've noticed that it has SUDDENLY GONE AND ARE WONDERING WHERE ON EARTH SHE HAS PUT IT NOW DESIST FROM YOUR REASONING!

All you have to do is drop me a message and I'll mail the next chapters to you.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

I believe in CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISCM, and the BANISHING OF MARY SUES. The biggest criminals for Mary Sues are probably the HP fangirls (a school girl of sixteen dis-regardant of school uniform or magical difficulty, instantly hooking up with the cast and bringing in 2011 iPads into a world based in the 1980s) the POTC fangirls (a gun-toting fearless woman dressed in flattering 'super pretty pirate clothes' and Sparrow's ONE TRUE LUURVVEEE) and the Twilight fangirls...need I say more?

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

P.S: Copy this onto your profile if you support Sparrabella as much as moi! And add your name to my list too... I like lists!: .insane.lil.piratess., xxPiratePrincessxx


1. Redheads in Paradise » reviews
AU Rosamund/Carlisle. Several drabbly chapters focusing around the imagined relationship of our favourite redheads: besides Sybil's Irish beaux of course ;)
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 11-19-12 - Rosamund P. & R. Carlisle
2. Oh Pity the Living reviews
RebelLeader!Branson, AU Revolution. She's dead, she's lying dead and still warm and still beautiful in his arms, and there is war all around them.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-12 - T. Branson & Sybil C.
3. Batman: Arkham Asylum reviews
On a routine trip returning The Joker to Arkham Asylum, the Dark Knight himself must deal with traps set within its inner sanctums, purposely set by the now escaped Joker, along with the rest of his rogues' gallery that are now free within the premises. A written version of the game that I hope lives up to the brilliant original! Summary taken from a Youtube video.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-12 - Batman/B. Wayne & The Joker
4. Spice reviews
After the gray darkness of the war, the sun shines on the day when Draco Malfoy is getting married. AstoriaXDraco, one-shot, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-12 - Draco M. & Astoria G.
5. Blue Eyes reviews
Three weeks after the events of Thor, Jane Foster sits in a cafe mooning over a certain thunder god. Needless to say, when the redhead with the briefcase pays her cheque, it's the most interesting thing that's happened to her in three weeks. One-shot.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-12 - V. Potts/Pepper & Jane F.
6. The Unlikeliest of Meetings reviews
Rose Tyler was simply off for a stroll in the park. No aliens, no monsters, no weirdness. Then, out of nowhere, she meets a strange man with a velvety Irish accent, and a pretty sixteen year old girl with dark, dark eyes. One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-13-11 - Rose T. & Skulduggery P.
7. Twilight Awakening » reviews
Bella wakes in a sterile room with a hallucinogenic IV in her arm and a woman by her side. The woman, who is not goddess-like in any way, is a vampire, and informs Bella that all she believes of wolves and vampires is a lie. A realistic try on the saga.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 6-4-11 - Bella
8. Wunderkind » reviews
Spirited away from the safety of Narnia, Lara Pevensie finds herself in a world completely different to her own. A blacksmith - a governor's daughter - a pirate - and one heck of an adventure. It's a long way back to the wardrobe. JackxOC WillxElizabeth
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 7-11-10 - Peter Pevensie & Capt. Jack Sparrow
9. Not Your Average Villain » reviews
A collection of fluffy one-shots and vignettes concerning our favourite blue villain and the beautiful Roxanne, WITH TWISTS! Pairings - MegamindxRoxanne
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-28-11 - Published: 1-9-11 - Megamind & Roxanne R.
10. Meeting with a Murderer reviews
I pushed the sleeve of his shirt back – and froze. It wasn't the puckered, branded 'P' that stopped my breath - It was the tattoo of a sparrow taking flight over a churning sea, the blue ink imprinted on his wrist burned into my mind. One-Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-11 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Hector B.
11. Snape's Little Mishap reviews
Fred and George have a little twisted fun with Professor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-09