I love to write reviews. I don't really like to write stories in school, but I LOVE to write stories at home. Also, I am somewhat funny. (at least I tink so) I'm not really good at writing, so be prepared for that. I hope you like my stories!

Information about me:

I AM a girl. Just wanted to clear that up.

On this website, I'm Flora. I'm not telling my real name.

I don't feel comfortable of telling my age on here. Although, I will tell you that I'm in school

I am weird, silly, funny, you get the idea.

I love being at home and cuddled by a fire, reading a book. It's my favorite passtime.

Just for the record, if I was a demi-god, I would be a daughter of Apollo. I love music, art, poems, archery, prophecys, ect.

My favorite stories/series:

1) Harry Potter

2) Gregor the Overlander

3) Percy Jackson

4) Chronicles of Narnia

And whatever tickles my fancy. It's different every day.

My favorite pairings: (by story)

1) Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione

2) Percy Jackson: Percy/Annabeth, Grover/Juniper, Thalia/Luke

3) Gregor the Overlander: Gregor/Luxa (duh!), Hazard/Lizzie

4) Mortal Instruments: Jace/Clary

5) Chronicles of Narnia: Edmund/OC, Lucy/OC, Susan/Caspian

6) Hunger Games: Katniss (luv that name!)/Gale

7) City of Ember: Lina/Doon

My oppinions about stuff:

Harry Potter;

1) Harry and Hermione SHOULD be together. I mean, who stuck with Harry even when Ron didn't? Hermione. Who understands him better that anyone? Hermione. I could go on and on, but I'll stop there.

2) Ginny is a TOTAL fangirl. Just look at the things that she said to Harry, and you'll see what I mean.

3) I'm on the fence about weither or not Luna should go out with Draco or Ron.

4) Ron is a git. I just had to get that out. He is such a loser! He picked on Hermione, didn't believe Harry in GoF, left them in the tent in DH. And after all that, he still got forgiven!That's just wrong. He should be punished for that!

City of Ember;

1) Lina and Doon sould of gotten together in the books. I would at least be happy if they got together by the beginning of DoD, but that's as far as I'll go.

2) Lizzy is okay. I don't have much to say about her.

3) Torren should stay out of poeple's business and stop being such a drama queen. He also needs an attitude adjustment.

4) Poppy is so cute!

Gregor the Overlander

1) Gregor should of realized his feelings for Luxa by the end of the third book, after he found her in the jungle. I know that's a little rushed, but their at war.

2) They should go back to the Underland. Well, at least Gregor and Lizzie. Gregor belongs there *cough* Luxa *cough, and Ripred can help Lizzie with her panic attacks. Boots should stay in the Overland, then visit the Underland and make her decision. At least, that's what I think.

3) Hazard and Lizzy should get together a few years after the 5th book. It just seems right.

4) There should be more books, or a different series about the Underland. You can't just end a series with 'Hey, you said my name right!' That's just wrong!

Copy/Paste thingies

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
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If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile. Now add your name: krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile. (I copied and pasted this from Invisibool's site).Now add your name because you should be proud: krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name because you should be proud: krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many times this will be copied and pasted:krazykookiegirl,fantasyfreak23

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.Now add your name and be proud: krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
P.S. It is fun to raed suftf lkie tihs.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

There are A LOT of people who write stories here on Fanfiction.net...If you are one of the very few that know that 'realize' is spelled with a 'z' and not an 's', copy and paste this onto your profile. Now add your name so we can see how many people DO know: krazykookiegirl (I was the one that made this up in the first place. I'm sickk of reading stories that always spell it with an 's'. it bugs me.) C'mon! add your name to the list!: krazykookiegirl, fantasyfreak23

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. (don't worry i was just as shocked as you are!)

If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11,Hawk's-Gal4077, ComputerGirl12, Always Juliet, Bhavana331, fantasyfreak23

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, jade-kwl-name-eva, rainbow rocker, ComputerGirl12, Always Juliet, Bhavana331, fantasyfreak23

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you what Facebook is to most people, put this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than most of your actual stories, put this in your profile.

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Quotes/Sayings:

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said that nothing’s impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Whoever said that nothing’s impossible, never tried to tip over a basketball( Note that a basket ballis round.you can tip a cube, maybe, but not a ball)

Coach: Run, man! Run like the wind!

Me: (does nothing)

Coach: Why aren’t you running?

Me: The wind doesn’t run…

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
- Anonymous

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
- Gallagher

If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?

Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do swear words come from?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?

If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Where do all the missing socks go?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers

If Canadian Bacon is ham…then what’s Canadian Ham?

What happens if you’re scared half to death twice?-random

Yes, no, maybe so. Wait, no. I mean yes, no. Wait! NO! I mean Yes! I Mean, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

What are you doing!?-Carly

Having some Peruvian Choclate.-Sam

But you just said it was a stomach bomb!-Carly

Yeah, but it’s so good!-Sam

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

I'm planning on rewriting my stories, so if the writing magicly changes, don't freak out!

It might take me a while, though. Whenever I'm in the mood for writing, I always have to do something. And whenever I'm doing nothing, I don't feel like writing! Ugh!