| Noir Lime Canuto |
Author has written 53 stories for Harry Potter. Noir L. Canuto I'm applying to universities at the moment in addition to struggling to maintain somehow decent grades. I live with one of my parents, one of my brothers, and our cat. The cat and I get along excellently. I am clinically disorganized and prone to distraction. I listen to eccentric music without irony. I'm a bit nerdy about a lot of things, but too indecisive to have one real area of concentrated nerdiness. This is probably not an adequate description of me, so if you have any questions, feel free to pm. I'm really friendly when I'm not hiding from other people. Also, do visit: http://asktheodorenott.tumblr.com/ | |||||||
1. A Bet To Regret » reviews"Fine," Draco murmured, "But it can't be a first year, or a teacher, or Mrs. Norris, or anything- that'd be nasty. And you aren't allowed to use the imperious curse." He forgot one important rule: It can't be Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 8-12-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M.2. Châtain Foncé & Nightmares » reviews"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,482 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 2-3-13 - Published: 6-23-10 - Theodore N. & Hermione G.3. But Really reviewsHe wanted to recede into nothingness, she wanted to settle down, and it scared him. The first time it happened was when he'd made her laugh so hard that tears found her cheeks... The worst part, the worst part of all was that he'd meant it. / / One-shot in three parts, fluffy with an edge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-12 - Draco M. & Astoria G. - Complete4. Lucky Number Seven » reviews"Some people wonder if life is real. I'm not one of those people. I'm not a boy of such inescapable lack of reason. But sometimes I question it." Blaise's thoughts on various subjects, presented in vignettes.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-16-12 - Published: 3-10-10 - Blaise Z. & Theodore N.5. What's Truly Pathetic » reviews"At the end of the day you're still just some dumb girl willing to cry her eyes out over a boy who'll never be worthy of her." Of all the titles in the world, Hermione Granger never considered 'pathetic' to be one that suited her, until...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-3-12 - Published: 8-9-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.6. Mutom Beatitus » reviews"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 6-9-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.7. The Teacup Prophecies » reviews"All I meant was, say we did meet, and we were just friendly, d'you reckon my Dad 'd actually be mad?" First year fluff. If you love Mary-Sues, you'll hate this. SM/RW, but it's not the focus of the story, 'specially not in first year, you silly thing.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-23-11 - Published: 8-19-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.8. Pumpkin Pie reviews"Rosie, Uncle Harry mentioned that that Scorpius boy..." Oh Merlin, not this again. It's like I'm lying to him, except I'm angry at him for not already knowing. My knife clinks into the plate. This time I've pressed down too hard. Not SM/RW. Fluff-ish.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-11 - Rose W. & Ron W. - Complete9. Some Firstie reviews"You know that feeling, when you've got this brilliant idea for your school project, and then everyone has the same one? And you find out that day? It was sort of like that. Sort of." Scorpius presents an essay. Fluff. Very slight SM/RW.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-11 - Scorpius M. & James P.10. Rowboat reviewsTwo people meet by a lake. One of them is pretending to be somebody else. "Why is it that you always do everything everyone asks you?" "They ask me to." "So? You don't owe them anything." "Yes, I do."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-11 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete11. Shards of Heart » reviewsSeries of SM/RW drabbles and shorts, inspired by prompts. "Dear Rose, I'm in the forbidden forest. I know you don't like spiders, so please don't come look for me. Just go about your normal business."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-11 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.12. Founders reviews"Usually, when they visit, we play the same game. Founders. Hugo doesn't like playing Founders because he's always Hufflepuff." Pure Fluff. Little one shot about a game Lily, Hugo, Lorcan, and Lysander play. Tiniest bit of LP/LS.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-22-11 - Lily Luna P. & Lysander S. - Complete13. Sugarquills and Chivalry reviews"Now, Justin would never call it an addiction, per say. But Ernie would." Sweet little one-shot. Pure fluff. 'Cause we all know badgers are the cutestHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-11 - Justin F. & Ernie M. - Complete14. When They Ask reviewsThe story of the Slytherin's in their seventh year. When they ask what a mudblood is, you tell them. Animal. Monster. Theif. Filthy. Tainted. Waste. Savage.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-10 - Pansy P. & Blaise Z. - Complete15. Hugo's Howler reviewsHugo's not like normal kids. When he gets howlers at breakfast, he never tries to run of with them, or throw them in a fire. He opens them with a grin on his face. Everyone listens, of course. Some of us snicker, but all his friends cheer.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-26-10 - Hugo W. & Ron W. - Complete16. Blondie and the Freckled Toad reviews"Funny, I seem to recall you pulling my hair, snow-face!" "I thought it was fire, rose-bud! I was trying to put it out!" One of the things I really hate about him is how quick he is. Rose/Scorpius second year fluff. :DHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete17. Murderous Trifle reviews"Dear Mum, I don't like the other kids. All the smart ones are snobby and all the nice ones are foolish, and it leaves very few worth speaking to." Blaise Zabini has decided he hates everyone at school, until he meets a crying Hufflepuff. Fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-10 - Blaise Z. & Hannah A. - Complete18. Damn Near Impossible » reviewsDraco tries to win Hermione Granger's heart... but it ends up being kinda hard. And he was like, "Take that back!" And I'm kind of a badass, so I was like, "Make me!"And he was running out of ideas, so he was like, "Go snog a Mudblood!" Narrated by Draco.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 4-27-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.19. Green Grass & Hippogriffs reviews"'Well, yeah. I just figured—because you're dating Jamie Finnegan and all—that you'd know what to do,' Rose explained, wondering how red she was." A happy, fluffy little next-gen one-shot. It's rated T, but it's sort of K , or T-.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete20. Hatred, Statistics, and Other Rubbish reviews"...Those, though, were faults he could get over, and even appreciate sometimes, but Dean loved his best mate, and that was unforgivable..." A fluffy but thoughtful one-shot about Dean and Seamus. :Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-10 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete21. Hey, Lily? reviewsA collection of brief conversations between Hugo and Lily from over the years. Spiffingly fluffy one-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Hugo W. & Lily Luna P.22. Provocation reviewsScorpius tries to explain to Rose why it's not acceptable for a Malfoy to skip class. Kind of angsty, but not in a melodramatic way, I don't think. Not really romantic, but I imagine they do fancy each other. Sort of a drabbly-one-shot thing. :Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.23. Patchwork Linoleum » reviewsA collection of drabbles about various characters fitting random prompts. Expect random and familiar pairings, fluff, and sprinkle of sadness here and there.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-10 - Published: 8-2-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.24. Ten Things Parvati Doesn't Need to Know reviews"I've agreed with Parvati that there should be no secrets between us, now that we're engaged. Except, everyone needs their secrets, right?" A list of Dean's ten secrets. A one-shot containing pygmy puffs and comic books.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-5-10 - Dean T. & Parvati P.25. Pillow Forts in Ruin reviewsJames loves his little sister Lily, and he knows she loves him, too, so why does he always find himself asking, "Why Albus?" A sorta sad, sorta fluffy one-shot who's summery does it little justice.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-10 - James S. P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete26. Playing Pretend reviews"She tried to keep her eyes on the moon. She tried to keep her mind on the crickets. But he slipped her hand into his, and he spoke with a blunt sort of sweetness that was so peculiar it was difficult to ignore." One-ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.27. Don't Go reviewsFilch often read in the library at night—well, if often was once a month, or so. This went on for years, until finally he was caught. Filchy One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-10 - Argus F. & I. Pince - Complete28. The Difference Between a Metal and a House reviews"Weasel stood you up for a study date, Granger? Or did you finally decide that he and Scarhead weren't worth your time?" "Speaking of people not worth my time, why are you speaking to me, Malfoy?" Fluffy One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-22-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete29. Betrayed By The Stars reviewsIt was happening again, and with her Grandson. At least he wouldn't be dying... yet he would be dead to her. Just like Andromeda...She wanted to see him for the last time before she lost him forever. NextGen Narcissa One-ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-10 - Narcissa M. & Scorpius M. - Complete30. Stars Over Hogwarts » reviewsRon finds himself madly in love with Seamus, but is he the only one? Will Ernie MacMillan ever find the girl of his dreams? Who is Dean Thomas plotting to kill, and why? These questions and more answered in an intense, dramatic tale. ParodyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-10 - Published: 4-30-10 - Justin F. & Zacharias S.31. Trophy Rooms & First Impressions reviewsIf he won, he'd look good, but not to Rose. If he lost, he'd look bad, especially to Rose. Pretty much either way he lost Rose, and that's why he'd even been near the Gryffindor table anyway. Maybe the irony would kill him. SM/RW Next Gen.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.32. Harry Potter and the Fanfiction Affliction reviewsPoor Harry Potter thinks he's about to win the Tri-Wizard Tournament, but thanks to a tricky portkey he finds himself in a strange world that's so bizarre it's as if a lonely teenage girl came up with it. Will he find his way out?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-10 - Harry P. & Sorting Hat33. How Doth The Little Gryffindor? » reviewsA Pottery-twist on the classic Through The Looking Glass, for -The Danger Pony-'s Alice in Wonderland challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-24-10 - Published: 2-23-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.34. Would I do that? reviewsDraco and Hermione argue over whether or not Draco changed. Kinda fluffy but pretty realistic, I'd say.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M.35. Daedalus, Lord of all Cats » reviewsNarcissa is worried that her son will end up like his father, cold and distant, void of compassion. She decides that the best solution will be to get him a cat. The OC is for Draco's cat. His love interest will be from the books, no worries.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-10 - Draco M. & OC36. The Right Way To Ridicule reviewsDraco Malfoy finds that Hermione Granger is terribly difficult to get a reaction out of, so he tries something new. Fluffy lil' one-shot. DM/HG, obviously.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G.37. Poor Draco reviewsLucius Malfoy reflects on his son's recent decisions and his hand in them. One-shot, from Lucius' perspective.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete38. Sweet Like ButterCream reviews"Gregory was not very pretty himself—in fact, he looked a bit like a gorilla—but pretty girls were Goyle's third favorite thing, and Luny Lovegood was really, really pretty." Ever wonder what Gregory Goyle could possibly be thinking, eating so much?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-10 - Gregory G. & Luna L. - Complete39. Guilt reviewsIt was the sort of feeling that you felt so deeply, no wand could cause it, and no wand could cure it. It was a horrible, horrible feeling, and it was all Granger's fault. Thoughtful fluff. Romance if you'd like to imagine it there.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete40. Of AlmostDuels And NearlyFriends reviewsContinuing from the epilogue. The story of Rose, Albus, James, Scorpius, and all of the generation that followed our heroes, though mainly it focuses on those in the first year...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-15-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.41. Pointless? reviewsThere's so many things I want to tell him, to ask him. He's been my only friend for as long as I can remember, I wish I could thank him..." A One-shot from an unusual perspective.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-12-09 - Neville L. - Complete42. A Bit of Advice reviews"Professor, I was wondering, could I ask you something?" "Of course, Draco. Anything." DM/HGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-09 - Draco M. & Severus S. - Complete43. Cœur d'un Lâche » reviewsHermione Granger appears to be, in fact, so witty that she has provoked Draco Malfoy himself into questioning those few things he life he'd once thought certain.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M.44. A Serpent of Poor Faith reviewsAnyway, this isn't about dinner. At least, right now it isn't. It's about choices and changes, and how choices make changes, and how changes result in choices, and so on. I suppose I should start from the beginning. Before I realised anything was wrong.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-09 - Draco M.45. Snakes, Lions, the occasional Badger & Plot Device reviewsHermione Sofia Maryland Cosby Granger sighed with content. Everything was going right this year, and she hadn't even gotten off the train yet. A parody. DM/HGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-31-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete46. Pensives, Snitches, & Spiders Who Ron Don' Meet reviewsYes, this is a parody. "Well, it appears to me that Draco killed Neville, and then Hermione and Draco started to snog, and then you kicked down the door- which, I might add, makes absolutely no sense whatsoever..."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-25-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete47. Two Dreams And A Maybe reviewsDraco Malfoy was caught between two dreams. One was older than the other, but then, one was more reasonable than the other. More rational. More respectable. More responsible. And yet..."Malfoy?" she repeated.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete48. No, Love reviewsWhat if Krum had never asked Hermione to the Yule ball? Would she still have gone with 'the enemy'...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete49. Beavers, Ferrets, & Incredibly Obvious Plot Holes reviews"Yo, fools, where's my pimpin' toad at?" Wait-Neville's a G? Hermione and Draco are in love? What is this? Some sort of incredibly absurd Fanfiction? Well, yes, in fact, it's a parody. Enjoy! :DHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-28-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete50. Hope, Hatred, Hargid, and Crystal Balls reviewsDraco had never been a big fan of Divination. Why would anyone think it was a good idea to see the future before hand? It wasn't like anyone understood it... One-ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete51. Silence reviewsGuilt Long Maintained is a Ghost's Greatest PainHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-09 - Helena R. - Complete52. Of Arachnids and Flowers reviewsDISCONTINUEDHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.53. In a World of Magic » reviewsThe tale of Argus Filch. Because it deserved to be told.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Argus F. & Mrs. Norris