bitchy-bennett
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since: 07-21-09, id: 2016653, Profile Updated: 05-10-12
Author has written 7 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Silver Kiss, Pitch Black / Riddick, Criminal Minds, and Ten Inch Hero.

Books are like gold to me. And writing is to fun!!

"I live in sin, to kill myself i live; no longer my life my own but sins:my good is given to me by heaven, my evil myself;by my free will of which i am now deprived" - Michelangelo

AGE: 17

HOMETOWN: T-ville, UT in the beautiful u.s.a.

I love to listen to music while I'm writing/typing

Lately I've been on a viking kick (gee i wonder why) so if you know of any good books send the titles my way. My favorite authors are Kelly Armstrong, Erin Lynn, and l.j. smith. there are plenty more, but I'll add on later. I can't chose just one book or one movie I like two many of them. I have fallen in love with the stories I read on here and i want everyone to know that i enjoy reading your work, and thank you for the kick ass stories!!

"Mother is the word for GOD on the lips and hearts of all children." -- Brandon Lee, the Crow.

*SLAP*

"I so-pose you didn't deserve that one either...?"-- Will

"No that one I deserved."-- Jack

I will continue to up-date...later.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREE-HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I like books so i must be a nerd.
I like sex so i must sleep around.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


1. NewBe » reviews
The team has a Woman with a disturbing case... And a mystery Agent comes to still Reid"s heart, not intentionally tho... And Morgan is looking at Garcia a little differentially... I would love Reviews...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-25-12 - Published: 2-17-10 - S. Reid
2. Angels » reviews
Set during the movie, the first little bit is about Piper and Noah. Later I'll include the whole cast.
Ten Inch Hero - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-10-12
3. Please Dont leave me » reviews
What if Zoe convinced Simon to go home with her instead of die?
Silver Kiss - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 10-31-09
4. If your Evil then your a friend of mine » reviews
My ending to C.O.R. And an afterward story. Disclaimer, I own nothing. Rated T now and M later.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 12-18-09
5. Death's Dawn » reviews
After my other story Halloween fun...how will everyone react to the new Sookie? The only way i'll right more is if i get reviews sooo please please please... review!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 4-27-10 - Eric & Sookie
6. Halloween fun » reviews
Sookie has a run-in with the "devil." Takes place after Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 9-14-09 - Eric & Sookie - Complete
7. Leave reviews
Riddick's thoughts on Jack as he leaves.one-shot
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete