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Please note that life does get in the way, and school is my top priority. I will post that the story is discontinued if I quite it.

Name: Random Nemesis, Nemesis, Tree Hugging Pitchfork, and Earthshadow.

Age: High School

Location: Currently on the USS Enterprise-D eating pie.

Description: My ancestors were Vikings. Yup, I'm very pale. (But I'm not a vampire)

Personality: A mixture of Yoda (Star Wars), Hermione (Harry Potter), Q and Picard (Star Trek). I like taking quiz's.

Gender: I'll let you figure that out.

~ Oath to the Review Revolution ~

I, XxRandom NemesisxX, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its’ age, or anything else.

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Favorites:

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Sword of Truth, Inheritance Cycle, Thrawn Trilogy

Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Star Trek 2009,Pirates of the Caribbean, Lion King, Narnia, Martin Luther, Star Trek: Nemesis, Balto .

Favorite Shows: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Legend of the Seeker, Merlin, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, America's Got Talent, Fairly Odd-Parents.

Favorite Colors: Green, blue, orange, red, brown, black.

Favorite Genres: Fantasy, Si-fi, adventure, humor.

Favorite songs: When You're Evil (Voltaire), Whisper (Evanescence), Bring me To Life (Evanescence),Haunted (Evanescence), Carol of the Bells.

Favorite Composers: David Lanz, Bach, Grieg, Tchaikovsky, Mendelssohn, Beethoven, Vandell, Burgmuller

Favorite subjects: Band, Graphic Arts, English, Math.

Favorite Animals: Wolves, Snow Leopards, Dogs, Snakes, Lizards, cats

Favorite Characters:

Harry Potter: Hermione Granger, Fred/George Weasly, Harry Potter, Dobby, Sirius Black, Voldemort, Kingsley Shacklebolt

Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade Skywalker, Han Solo, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader, General Grievous

Sword of Truth: Richard Rahl, Darken Rahl (Best villain ever!), Cara, Nicci, Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Jennsen, Deanna

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Sauron, Gandalf, Faramir, Sam

Star Trek: Q, Riker, Picard, Worf, Weasly, Kirk, Gordi, Spock, Bones, Deanna

Warriors: Firestar, Yellowfang, Whitestorm, Feathertail, Jayfeather, Mistyfoot, Sandstorm, Tigerstar

Tortall: Alanna, George, Daine, Raoul, Coram, Roger

Parings:

Harry Potter: TonksXLupin, HarryXGinny, HermioneXRon

Star Wars: LukeXMara, LeiaXHan, Obi-WanXSiri, Obi-WanXOC AnakinXPadme

Sword of Truth: CaraXMeiffert, RichardXKahlan, RichardXNicci

Lord of the Rings: FaramirXEwoyn, SamXRosie

Star Trek: RikerXTroi

Warriors: FireXSand, FeatherXCrow, LionXIce, MistyXFire, BlueXOak

Tortall: AlannaXGeorge, AlannaXRaoul, AlannaXRoger, DaineXNumair

Least Favorite Characters:

Harry Potter: Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy

Star Wars: Palpatine, Tarkin, Jacen Solo/Ceadus, Alema Rah, Admiral Daala, Jar Jar, Callista

Sword of Truth: Jagang

Warriors: Onestar, Daisy, Hollyleaf, Blackstar, Leopardstar, Darkstripe, Berrynose, Nightcloud, Heathertail, Brezzepelt

Favorite Quotes:

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship."- Obi-Wan (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"Your new Empire?"- Obi-Wan (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"General Kenobi. You are a bold one. Kill him!"- General Grievous (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed."- General Grievous (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"Next time, try not to lose it. This weapon is your life!"- Obi-Wan (Star Wars Attack of the Clones)

"I'll be back." -Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

"Elementary, my dear Watson." Sherlock Holmes

"My precious."- Gollum (Lord of the Ring The Two Towers)

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -Snape (Harry Potter 6)

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that (Professor Snape) ever became a professor." -The Marauders Map (harry Potter 3)

"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED!!"- Hermione (Harry Potter 1)

"Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" Ron Wesley (Harry Potter 6)

In the Common tongue it says, "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." Gandalf (Lord of the Rings Fotr)

"Nobody tosses a dwarf." Gmili (Lord of thr Rings Fotr)

Gimli: It’s true you don’t see many Dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they’re often mistaken for Dwarf men.

Aragorn: It’s the beards. (The Two Towers)

Gimli: Oh, come on! We can take 'em!

Aragorn: It's a long way.Gimli: Reluctantly...Toss me.

Aragorn: Surprised What?

Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, so you'll have to toss me!

Aragorn is ready to throw Gimli

Gimli: Ah! ...Don't tell the Elf.

Aragorn: Grins Not a word. (The Two Towers)

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West! (Return of the King)-Aragorn

Favorite Fan Fiction Quotes:

“Join the Darkside, Obi-Wan,” Palpatine’s voice echoed in his mind.

“What the heck are you doing in my dream,” he exclaimed.

“Give into your anger, your hate.”

“NO! I already had this discussion with Vader! Now, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!”

-Chapter 14 of Therapy

Nemesis: What’s wrong with that thing?

Wolf: The batteries are dead!

Nemesis: How many batteries does it need?

Wolf: Thirty-eight triple A’s!

Nemesis: Dang!

Wolf: What?

Nemesis: I only have thirty-seven!

-Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT!, Chapter 6

“Are you insulting my intelligence!?”

“No, I’m insulting your stupidity.”

-Chapter 17 of Therapy

“Yup! And this time, I’m taking the stairs!”

-Chapter 17 of Therapy

I also think that Twilightis a seriously boring and badly written series!

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93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

List twelve Random characters , in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.) Tigerstar

2.) Legolas

3.) Ninja Spoon

4.) Darth Vader

5.) Nemesis

6.) Wolf

7.) Ring of Fire

8.) Sauron

9.) Anakin Skywalker

10.) Darth Fishstick

11.) Voldemort

12.) Palpatine (Aka the Emperor from Star wars)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Wolf/ Voldemort) That would be hilarious!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Darth Vader) No. How is a burnt man in a big black suit “Hot”?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Palpatine got Sauron pregnant) I would scream and wonder if Sauron got a sex change.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Anakin) Yes! There are too many to count

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

(Legolas and Wolf) I wonder...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Nemesis/ Anakin) or (Nemesis/ Darth Fishstick) Option 1 please. Me and Fishstick are not lesbians and are friends only. I repeat myself. We are only friends!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Ring of Fire walked in on Leoglas and Palpatine having sex) She would probably attack them with her guitar.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Tigerstar/ Sauron) I hope not!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Alanna/ Palpatine) Odd comfort?

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?.

(Ninja Spoon) Maybe one of my guy friends.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Voldemort) No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Leoglas/ Darth Vader/ Nemesis) No. And I would kill them if they did.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Sauron) "When You're Evil" (Voltaire)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Tigerstar/ Wolf/ Palpatine) Poor, poor Wolf

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Nemesis) Why would I need to read a fic about Nemesis? I am Nemesis!

17. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Tigerstar and Sauron are in a happy relationship until Nemesis runs off with Anakin. After Sauron dumps Tigerstar for Legolas, Wolf gets upset and retaliates by dating Palpatine. Alone and broken-hearted, Tigerstar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Tigerstar meets Darth Vader and Ring of Fire. The three loners meet Darth Fishstick, who tells each of them to look for love. Darth Vader finds Ninja Spoon, Ring of Fire gets Voldemort, but now Tigerstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Wolf and Palpatine!

What title would you give this fic?

Randomness!

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21 Ways to Annoy Sauron

1.) Ask him where his ring is.

2.) Run around screaming “Isildur’s heir is coming.”

3.) Get him a fake ring for Christmas.

4.) Mistake him for Darth Vader.

5.) Wear elf ears

6.) Run around with a broken sword.

7.) Tell him that you lost your ring. Ask him to help you look for it.

8.) Find something shinny, and walk around saying “My Precious!”

9.) Use a pitchfork to poke Sauron’s “all seeing eye”.

10.) Redecorate his tower with the flags of Gondor.

11.) Have an army of hobbits attack the tower.

12.) Invite him to Aragorn’s coronation.

13.) Put a door bell on the Black Gate. Keep ringing it saying “Pizza Delivery!”

14.) Pretend the Palantir is a fortune telling ball. Tell him that you can see a ring falling into a volcano.

15.) Tell him that you last saw his ring near Mount Doom.

16.) Beat his Ringwraiths in a race.

17.) Chase his Ringwraiths around with a torch.

18.) Hide behind him, and tell him that you were chased by trees.

19.) Make him celebrate the anniversary of when he lost his ring, with you.

20.) When ever Saruman makes a mistake, tell him how hard it is to get good help these days.

21.) Still be alive after you have done all these.

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1.) Obi-Wan Kenobi

2.) Aragorn

3.) Cara

4.) Richard Rahl

5.) Darken Rahl

6.) Luke Skywalker

7.) Morgan La Fey

8.) Mara Jade Skywalker

9.) Hermione Granger

10.) Harry Potter

11.) Firestar

12.) Dobby

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Luke/ Firestar) Umm… No. And I don’t want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Richard Rahl) Yes! He is insanely hot!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Dobby got Mara pregnant) I would scream bloody murder

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Hermione) Yes a few.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

(Aragorn/ Luke) No. I do not like same gender couples!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Darken Rahl/ Hermione) (Darken Rahl/ Harry Potter) I would have to go with Darken/ Hermione because a least they are different genders.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Morgan La Fey walked in on Aragorn and Dobby having sex) She would probably kill them.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Obi-Wan/ Mara) No he is old enough to be her dad. I have read stories where he was her dad though.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Morgan La Fey/ Dobby) I don’t know.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

(Cara) No

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Firestar) I think one drew him for a book report in 6th grade.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Aragorn/ Richard/ Darken) NO!!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Mara) "Whisper" (Evanescence)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Obi-Wan/ Luke/ Dobby) DO NOT READ!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Darken Rahl) A few weeks ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Obi-Wan and Morgan La Fey are in a happy relationship until Hermione runs off with Morgan. (ew). Obi-Wan is brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Firestar and a brief unhappy affair with Dobby, then follows the wise advice of Darken Rahl and finds true love with Cara.

What title would you give this fic?

Starts good then gets REALLY wrong!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Nemesis (That's as close as you will get)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Nemizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Elioody (Really?)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Simnebec (Wow)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Smoothie (Cooleo!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Emlerve (How do you pronounce that)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Jubilee (Really? Jubilee is a happy celebration)

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Mmeimulra (Lots of M's)

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

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My Stories:

Completed Stories:

Warriors Got Talent - The Warriors are hosting a talent show! But will Scourge ruin it all? Broadcasting every Saturday at a computer screen near you! (Warriors)

Encounter in the Laundry Room: How did Vader first meet Earthwhisper? Find out in this short story. (Star Wars)

Stories in Progress:

Therapy- What happens when General Grievous teaches a therapy class? Also, Palpatine is a stalker and Darth Vader plays poker! Pure chaos and randomness. Can be considered as an AU. (Star Wars)

Empire: Chains of the Sith - AU. Two years after the events in ROTS Obi-Wan Kenobi is captured by Darth Vader and becomes a prisoner to the two Sith lords. If he is to save himself he must first save Vader from the dark side. (Star Wars)

The Harry Potter Truth or Dare show - Be prepared for pure chaos and randomness. Mwhahahahaha! (Harry Potter)

Legend of the Seeker IMing - The Legend of the Seeker characters have discovered IMing. Dun, dun, dun... (Legend of the Seeker)

Future Stories:

A Star Wars Christmas Carol – “You will be visited by three ghosts, past, present, and yet-to-come,” Dooku’s ghost warned. Palpatine must discover the true meaning of Christmas, if he is to save his soul from eternal darkness, and a crazy authoress! (Star Wars)

Shadows of the Past – (AU for Omen of the Stars.) "Before the apocalypse; past, present and future will live, power unleashed, and the dawn will drown in blood." A forgotten evil is approaching, and with its footsteps comes doom for all. As the shadows approach, Shatteredpaw must discover the true meaning to two prophecies, while an exiled warrior tries to come to terms with her own power. And one cat, will do anything to change fate.(Warriors)

Labyrinth of Darkness– ROTS AU. What if Darth Sidious and Palpatine were two separate people? (Star Wars)

Genesis Trilogy: Blood Wraith - (Prequel for Shadows of the Past) Summary will be posted later. (Warriors)