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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto. NAME: All You need to know is my mom WAS going to name me Jessica Tazerai. My friend Amber found out and she randomly messed up on the middle name. I loved what she called me though, so it became my permanent nickname! That's how Toazzy-chan came to be! It was all a mistake and a slip of the tounge! Lolz! My real name means Darling in French. If you're that curious, search it and find out my real first name. QOUTES MOST USED IN LIFE: "Now I'm in the jittery mood of: What the F--k?!" "You're a wonderful friend! Thanks for making my eye twitch!" and last but not least, "Does it look like I really care about how I look to other people?" AGE: I'm a teenager. That's all you need to know. (Mumbles to self damn monkeys in my closet are always trying to send agents in to steal my idenity Chucks a shoe into the closet) COUNTRY: I live in the USA. Yes. Sadly, my first name is French. My last name is a German-Jewish name. And my middle name is a damned flower. I have a 16th Indian in me. HOBBIES: Running around campfires, naked, is loads of fun. Not! (A friend stole my clothes when I was bathing in the river and I ran after her. My guy best friend chased behind me with a camera and shouted "COWBOYS AND INDIANS!! TOAZZY'S THE NAKED INDIAN!! PUPPET'S THE DRESSED ROBBER!!" Puppet's my female best friend. She stole my clothes and ran around the camp fire. My guy best friend, Monkey Boy, video taped it all. We confused Cowboys and Indians with Cops and Robbers for about three hours. I had my towel fr the first hour. Then Monkey Boy got bored. He stole my towel and I hid in the river again.) Skinny dipping is fun! Writing fanfiction and Singing are things I do when no one else is around. I love kicking it with my friends! They are my life! They are my family! Lolz! RACE: I am a white girl. It is sad, but true. I AM NOT RACIST!! I CAN NOT STAND PEOPLE WHO ARE!! If you have a problem with that, tuff. I have the freedom of speech and I have every right to say I would be friends with EVERY race of person in the world if I could be. So sue me. I have an opinion and I just stated it. You can flame my stories all you like, but not this. GOT IT?! (Sry. Bipolar moment.) FAVORITE ANIMES: Naruto Code Geass Bleach Inuyasha Avatar: The Last Air Bender OTHER ANIMES I LIKE: Tenjho Tenge Hikaru No Go Morbito: Guardian of the Spirit Death Note Tokyo Mew Mew D N Angel Fullmetal Alchemist Oban-star Racers FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRINGS: Sakura = Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Kiba, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu (bewarecrackbeware) Ino = Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Kisame (funny as hell for a crack pair!) Tenten = Neji, Rock Lee, Tobi (So kawii for a crack pairing!) Hinata = Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, Sasuke, Sasori, Itachi, Leader/Pein (Crack! He'd scare the crap outta her! Lolz!) SOME OF MY PET PEEVS: Nail biting, texting while driving, people who think they're your friend but really just stalk you, stalkers, friends that video tape you after they steal your clothing and make you run around a camp fire! (Lolz! Sry...Bipolar wins again!), people who make fun of other people, SHALLOW PEOPLE SHALL DIE!!...O.o'...(damn my bipolar and hatred of shallow pplz!) I am a HUGE fan of CRACK fics! If you know any good ones, let me know! My mom thinks I've gone insane... She heard me laughing hysterically in my room and she decided to walk in and see what was so funny. She saw me staring at my computer screen, laughing like a hyena. She still won't let me live that down... -_-' LOLZ!! I do have bipolar. I DO NOT LIE!! Some times I am grateful for it. Other times...not so much. It's just another trait that makes me, me! My friends and family love me for me. So it's all good. If you don't like the fact that I'm so honest about some personal things in my life or about some of my personal opinions in life...you can go jump off a bridge for all I care. IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH DANG IT! I love that part of our wonderful constipation of the United States Of America! ...O.O'... I meant Constitution! Lolz! It is the Constitution...right?? I'm failing American History class, but I passed World History last year with straight A's. O.o' My life makes no sense some times. -- 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (I still wonder why people care so much about being popular!) Month One Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never If you're against abortion, PLEASE post this on your profile!! REMEMBER WHEN .. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, SB01, BellaPerea Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! or people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you HATE Gaara's father, Copy and Paste this on your profile If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what is that thing under my bed? A shoe? No. A book? No... Ah! my favorite song is on!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things, only to get distracted by my radio? Oh! My song is on! Again!') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that the word therapist contains both the words: The & Rapist?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (hey, Guitar Hero also contributes!) People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Friends FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Girls If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata, Toazzy-chan Homophobia is WRONG! NO ONE SHOULD BE JUDGED BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE SAME SEX!! EVER DANGIT!! IT IS WRONG!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the high school student too confused by other people to know my own heart. --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS— A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it") 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle) STOP CHILD ABUSE! DAMNIT IT'S WRONG! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Things that, if a guy did, he would be perfect... 1) throw pebbles at her window at night 2)Let her fall asleep in your arms 3) Sing to her, no matter how awful it sounds 4)Get her mad at you, then kiss her 5)Giver her piggy back rides 6)Push her on the swings 7) Tell her she looks beautiful 8)When she's sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything 9)Look into her eyes and smile 10)Kiss her on the forehead 11) Slow dance with her even when there's no music 12)Kiss her in the rain 13)And, finally, when you fall in love with her, tell her... | |||||||||
1. On The Run Again reviewsYou. Sakura. They caught you. They took you away." AU. OOCness? Really depends on how you view an AU fic. Better than it sounds. Trust me. I suck at summaries. XPNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. Forgiven reviewsBombs go off. Shrilling shrieks are heard not that far away. The child I carry is the only silence for miles. Her breathing is the only noise that assures me....she is still alive.' A bit OOC. Definitely AU. Rated M, just to be safe. REVIEW! XDNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-09 - Sakura H.3. Brutality & Lies Lead To Happiness » reviewsSakura is raped & doesn't tell anyone. Tsunade, Kakashi,& Naruto become suspious when Sakura starts to refuse missions & then she misses her beloved grandmother's funeral. Who raped her? Why won't Sakura tell someone? Non-massucre. I suck at summaries T TNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara4. Life Stinks! » reviewsA family murdered by its' own kin? A kidnapped little sister? New schools? Jail? What happened to a new life! This life sucks! I suck at summuries! Sakura's POV unless it says otherwise . Major OOC Inside. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! NO FLAMES FOR OOC-ness!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 9-8-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.5. Dying SlowlyMy hand meets the cold metal I am searching for, and I pull Sasuke's katana out from under my bed. The cold steel blade glimmers in the light that shines in ever so slightly. A bit OOC.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Published: 9-23-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Her Suicide Is My Murder reviewsNaruto's words jarred through my system like a train hitting a car left on the tracks in the middle of no where. "Run, Sakura. Run away from Konaha and never come back." Rated M just to be safe. Sligth OOC. Character death.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-09 - Sakura H. & Hinata H. - Complete7. The Hot Emo & The Abused Girl reviewsSakura's family goes away on vacation, leaving her behind. She throws a party. She meets an emo. Her family comes back early, because they miss their plane. Sakura's dad is not happy. Sakura runs. Chaos follows.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. I TOTALLY EXPLODED! reviewsNaruto goes on a solo mission. Sakura is locked up in her house by Elite ANBU members. Batman and Robin? Bats-from-hell? Insanity? Green-spandix burning on a flag pole? Randomness! Beware!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Clubs, Bubs, Duds, & Spuds! reviewsWhat happens when Ino drags her best friend, Sakura Haruno, to a club and see a hot guy checking Sakura out? Throwing, confessions, confusion, ex-boy-toys,strangers, and randomness take place!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
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