Author has written 17 stories for H.I.V.E., Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hello fellow monsters!

Name: White Replica

Nickname: White, Aggi, TheLike, Marqui (xD) and/or douche bag. Do NOT refer to me using the second and last name. OR ELSE.

A little bit about myself:

Likes: Naruto, H.I.V.E., BOOKS, anime in general, yaoi, homosexuals (they're my friends!), writing, reading, performing on stage, singing, dancing (a little), my friends, those moments where you can't stop laughing and you feel as though your ribs are cracking, pretty things that make you sigh and relax, and a lot of other stuff.

Dislikes: Twilight (Beat that Sparklepires!), extreme racists, extreme homophobes, inactivity, boredom, Mathematics (DIE NUMBERS DIE!!), anything that involves numbers (like accounting stuff, getting the price of stuff, discounts, high prices), my two left feet, when my muse is a bitch, too much exercise (I'm more of a diet person, but I don't mind the occasional jog or push-up), jejemons, and a bunch of other stuff.

Wants to become: famous TV chef, actress, singer, or all at once :D

Motto: "Daah."

Sex: Not Yet

Age: Old. Hah, just kidding.

Oh, and remember: I'm either bi, or I'm going through a freaky stage of puberty. Most likely the latter.

Looks: Okay, get ready with some tissues, cause you're gonna get a nosebleed. Haha. Just kidding :)

I'm 5"2 (I GET IT I'M SHORT! But I'm only - - years old!), long blackish-brown hair, heart shaped face, tan brown skin, reddish-pinkish-brown lips. I've got a pretty good body, I suppose, I'm still growing into it. My sister wants me to be a model when I grow up though -_- Okay, let me say this straight: I WILL NOT BE AN ANOREXIC DIET FREAK WHO ALWAYS GETS DIGITALLY ALTERED IN PICTURES. No offense to actual models who DON'T apply to any of the things I said.

Moving on...

A good yaoi addict-- ahem, lover must always remember the meaning of YAOI.

Y.A.O.I. (Yamete! Oshiri ga Itai! = Stop! My butt hurts! From Madidi's story: TB The Bird)

Haha.

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Favorite Yaoi pairings:

Naruto: SasuNaru, KakaIru, OroKabu, OroJira, SasuNaruSai, TobiDei, KakuHida, KibaKanku, GaaLee, etc.

H.I.V.E.: WingxOtto, CypherxNero

Black Cat: TrainxCreed

Bleach: IchiIshi

Death Note: RaitoxL, MeloxMatt

Detective School Q: RyūxKyū

Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyxEdward, RoyxJean, EnvyxEdward, EnvyxGreed, EdwardxAlfons (You know, the one in the movie)

Gankutsuou: CountxAlbert (SQUEEE!!)

Hetali-Axis Powers: GermanyxItaly V., JapanxUK, UKxAmerica, RussiaxPrussia

Kuroshitsuji:SebastianxCiel

Kyou Kara Maou: YuuRam, ConZak, Gwinter

La Corda D'Oro: RyouLen

Law of Ueki: RobUe

Le Chevalier D'Eon: D'EonxDurand

Ōkiku Furikabutte: TakayaxRen,

Prince of Tennis: FujiTezuka, InuKaido

Shaman King: HaoxYoh, RenxHorohoro

Shonen Onmyouji: GurenxMasahiro

Tsubasa Chronicles: KuroFai(a.k.a.: YUI)

Vampire Knight: ZeroxKaname

xxxHolic: DouWata

Artemis Fowl: JuFoa

Harry Potter: DraRry, SiriLu, LupinxSnape, GrindlDore, GordriZar,

Fairly Odd Parents: CosTi, Anti CosmoxCosmo, GarTi

Glee: I HAST CHANGED. I do not ship SKurt nao. It is not my OTP noe morez. IT BE KURTOFSKY. Or, as I like to call it, KaroMel xD IT. IS. CANON.

Final Fantasy (ALL): SephiCloud, YazooReno, ZackCloud

Kingdom Hearts (ALL): SorRiku, AkuRoku, 411, Zemyx, XalLux, XemSai,

Tales of the Abyss: AschxLuke, JadexGuy

Tales of Symphonia 2: RichterxEmil

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So you can see that I have a lot of favorite yaoi pairings. Some of my favorite yaoi pairings were forgotten, so just remind or something :)

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Favorite Yuri Pairings:

Gakuen Alice: MikanxHotaru

Naruto: SakuraxIno

Princess Tutu: RuexAhiru

H.I.V.E.: LauraxShelby

Glee: Santana/Brittany

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Favorite Straight Pairngs:

Naruto: ShikaTema, SakuLee (as a side pairing), PeinxKonan

H.I.V.E.: OttoxLaura (side pairing), WingxShelby(side pairing), NeroxRaven

Fullmetal Alchemist: RizaxRoy, AlphonsexWinry, ScarxLust, LinXLanfan

Tsubasa Chronicles AND CardCaptor Sakura:SyaoranxSakura (I mean, WHO DOESN'T LIKE THOSE TWO??)

I was born on the day of Lexeaus, in the month of Demyx, in the year of Xemnas-Demyx-Demyx-Saix

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OKAY, for the first time, I'm going to be SERIOUS. I very, very, very much appreciate reviews (they feed the rabid fangirls in my basement), but PLEASE, this site is for WRITING. It is fanFICTION.net. Please, try your best to send reviews that do not use text-speak in EVERY. FRIGGIN'. SENTENCE. Unless you use words like 'Lol', I cannot fully appreciate reviews that seem to be sent by people who have not learned how to spell correctly or use proper grammar. PLEASE, WE HAVE SPELL CHECKERS HERE. Even if I myself make many mistakes, I try my best to correct them. My almost non-existent IQ decreases when I read reviews or PMs in text-speak. So please, think of the children, and use proper words and NOT "I lyk ur stry its gr8t. your sooo kool!". I would feel flattered at first, then very miffed, YES I SAID IT, miffed at the way the review was delivered.

...The rant's done now m'dear, you can go back to your knitting...

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Seeing as I am now a Kurtofsky fan... xD Yeah. Here will be my stand on the pairing.

To be honest, I really don't think that they'll get together. Sure, I can live in my little world where Kurt and Karofsky somehow have a truce and start making out, but in truth I don't think they'll go canon. I'll actually lose my respect for Glee if that happens. Why, do you ask? Weeellll, first, it could promote violent relationships. Love bred from abuse. Now, I'm not saying that that shouldn't ever happen. I mean, it could work in other relationships. Just not this one. Chris Colfer himself said that he didn't want them to go canon, since the relationship could encourage said abusive relationships. People may think that things will always work out for bullying relationships such as theirs, because it happened. I don't want that.

Secondly, I honestly think they'll just become close friends. I think that Dave only liked Kurt because he was the only out gay kid he was familiar with. Sure, there will be a place in his heart that won't ever let him go (I should know), but if or when Dave fixes himself up and gets out of Ohio, he'll meet a lot more people who will accept him for who he is. Maybe he won't head to the Big Apple, but he could go anywhere else he could have a fresh start and have a stable relationship with a man. All he needs is support, which, sadly enough he has lacked so far in the show, Glee.

Thirdly, I predict that, in the show Dave will have REALLY BIG emotional explosion. He's been keeping all the stress of being gay, liking Kurt (Who, ultimately has been considered as trash by his so-called "friends"), keeping his status up, and hiding himself from the world. Not only that, he probably has anger issues, possible issues with his family, and homophobic friends. He may explode in front of Kurt, and hurt him a bit in the process. No doubt, Blaine will come to his rescue (Pushes bile back down throat), along with Mr. Schue and the Glee clubbers. Throw in his "friends" and Sue, and you've got a new episode! (Applause) Because of all that, Kurt may not wholly forgive him, but he will no doubt pity the boy, who will probably have broken down by then. Dave may lose his friends at that point, and his family will still be unaware, so no doubt he will be scared. At that point Kurt will probably offer support from not only him, but Blaine, and possibly his Glee friends and his family. That's when their very slow-moving friendship will begin.

Dave will probably go through anger management classes at that point. His grades will slowly go up. However, some hockey and football dudes will no doubt harass him, even if he has the support of Glee and some teachers. Either Azimio will be good or bad at this point, he will have to decide. If he does side with Dave though, then the assaults will become less frequent but more violent. I think, at this point, Dave will not be able to take all the pressure alone. At this point, he will tell his family.

He will probably bring along Mr. Schue, Miss Pillsbury-Howell, Burt, Kurt, Finn, Beiste, and Sue (Maybe) to his house, just in case things go bad. If they do, then I think Dave will either stay with Mr. Schue or Rachel, since Burt will no doubt prohibit him from staying in his house. Sure, he supports Dave but he still has his misgivings about him living with Kurt. He probably wouldn't trust him fully at this point. Dave may live with Rachel, because she has gay parents who could help Dave with his coming out. Mr. Schue, because he is an trusted adult figure. Since he doesn't have his parents' support anymore he will need a more stable outlet. He will probably join Glee.

If, however, Dave's parents do accept him, then that bit of drama will be gone. However, the attacks on him will probably become more frequent, whether they be fueled by Azimio or not. In this case his parents will probably sue the kids who may lead a large attack on not only Dave, but maybe even Kurt. They will get them expelled. There may be a possibility that said attack will incapacitate Dave, disallowing him from ever doing hockey again. If this happens, he will be in a deep rut, but after a while he will be pulled out by Glee. He will join them. If he doesn't get injured Dave may join Glee anyways, so that he will still have the support and safety of the club.

Meanwhile, he and Kurt will have a rocky, still violent relationship. After everything, however, I feel they will be casual friends, throwing light insults at each other and basically be good buddies. Maybe Blaine will be a bit jealous, but to be honest, I don't necessarily care about that at this point xD However, I'm sort of sure that they will become friends. If or when Dave and Kurt get out of Ohio, they will probably go separate ways. They will keep a long distance friendship, but then again, they will probably do that with all their friends anyway. Dave will probably get a boyfriend, Kurt will get or keep his, and one of the Glee members will probably go back to McKinley to teach the next generation of Glee.

Why don't I care about Blaine at this point? To be honest, Darren Criss is great, amazing, and FILIPINO (Insert patriotic music here). However, Blaine is just too perfect. Seriously. They're cute and all, but egh.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I think Kurt will go back to McKinley. Why, do you ask? Well, Dalton will be great and all, but Kurt is a star. All he knows is how to fight for the spotlight. I don't think Dalton will be able to tame that supernova of talent. So, what I think is that Kurt will say that Dalton was a place he could recover, a place he could regain his confidence. He just needed a small break so that he could go headfirst back into McKinley. He just needed a small break so that he could face all his problems with the haughty attitude that is Kurt Elizabeth Hummel (Really, is that his middle name? I'm not sure).

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For those who care, this is just an update of my stories in progress. I haven't been able to update them much since school started D:

Battala de Paz: Derp. Yeah, this has been on a slight hold. I already have the concept of the next chapter, but I'm too busy to find more martial arts. Give me a few weeks, then I'll be back on track.

Dragonflies: I'm actually brain dead for this one D: Any suggestions? Yes? No? Hurr. I just need time.

Neoteric: I actually have the next chapter already, I'm just too lazy to update (Runs away).

Lady Luck: I feel so guilty. I wrote one chapter, then BAM. KURTOFSKY BECOMES MY OTP. I NEED ADVICE. HEEEEEEELP. If anyone is willing to adopt my baby, please do! D:

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This is for the upcoming stories I have stored in my computer. I don't know when I'll post them, maybe when I finish some of my stories:

The Little Merman (Temporary name): Lulz xD No summary yet, but Otto is the main merman, Shelby is his best mate and a daughter of a royal knight, Wing is the prince of the kingdom of Torin, Laura is a royal and Wing's childhood friend, Nero is the sea king's adviser and the royal children's au pair, Lucy is Otto's younger sibling, the youngest of the royal family, Raven is the Head of the Guard of Torin, Cypher is the king of Torin, Nigel works as a gardener in the palace of Torin, Franz is the cook and Nigel's husband, Diabolus is the king's adviser, and Sebastian is the palace technician and the antagonist of the story.

Exodus (Temporary name): No summary for this either, but I based this off of Avatar. It's in Otto's point of view, where he is one of the hundreds of clones of the original Otto Malpense. Nigel is one of the scientists, Laura is the Head of the Clones Development Department, Sebastian is the Head of the Physical Reinforcement and Takeover Department, Nero is a veteran officer and good friend of the original Otto Malpense, Raven is a general, Cypher is the head of... I don't really know what to call the tribe I based off the Na'vi, but they are NOT blue, nor are they freakishly tall. They look like normal humans but they have a different, unrecognizable language. Anyways, Cypher (Known in the story as Wu) is the leader of his tribe, Wing is his son, Shelby is his betrothed, and that's pretty much all the main characters. For now.

Bitter Sweet (Temporary name): No summary yet, but I have a general idea of the story. Otto is the greatest baker in his country, and he has competed (and won) against many prodigies from everywhere. Enter Wing Fanchu, a rookie baker from the far end of Japan. He, however, becomes the first person EVER to become an even match against the great Otto Malpense. Sparks fly, flour flies, as these two men battle out their greatest battle: each other.

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Favorite Quotes:

"I'm bisexual, YOU'RE confused" -Anonymous

"I don't like lollipops." -Artemis Fowl

"Gay love is not evil. Lesbian love is not evil. LOVE IS LOVE"-Anonymous

"Peace is not the answer! PEACE IS THE QUESTION, YES IS THE ANSWER!" -Anonymous

"Second place is just the first of losers"- Higher Institute of Villainous Education (H.I.V.E.)

"If homework is work, when do we get paid?"- My dear classmate Ella, though I'm not sure ifshe got that from someone else

"Aurum Est Potestas"- Artemis Fowl

"Why is it whenever you say 'With all due respect', you really mean 'Kiss my Ass'?"- Anonymous

"Can we rewind to that bar of chocolate?"- Artemis Fowl

"I would if I could but I can't so I won't"- Fruitcake Heights

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."- Artemis Fowl

"I am not a complete idiot." -Artemis Fowl

"Where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it 'history.'"- Wicked (musical)

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life insists on giving you even more lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and watch as people wonder at how you did it."- Anonymous

"If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life at demand for chocolate." -Anonymous

"If life gives you lemons, bring out the vodka and have a party." -Anonymous

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Detective Conan

"Death is certain, the hour is not"-Gankutsuou

"There is no such thing in this world as coincidence, there is but Hitsuzen!"- xxxHolic

"Cogito ergo sum- I think, therefore I am."- H.I.V.E.

"GLOVE day and night moisturizer, with nucleo peptochlorates. Because you're worth it."- Mark Walden

"It's so like you to hide behind an army of cheap knock-offs." - Megatron

"I still think that you have a much more striking silhouette than I do." -H.I.V.E.

"Just because the ruling council chose you as the new leader of G.L.O.V.E., doesn't mean you can start without proper lighting." -H.I.V.E.

"Cake." -H.I.V.E.

"I feel like someone who was swung into a rock face while dangling out the back of top-secret stealth dropship." -H.I.V.E.

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short,
water is a H.O.E" -darkalbino (?)

"God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft." -Also from darkalbino

"MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!" -This as well

"I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster." -Yeah, you guessed it: DARKALBINO... I THINK.

"Looking for him will be as easy as looking for a needle in a haystack" "Isn't that hard?" "Not for vampires."- Darren and Mr. Crepsley (respectively), The Vampire's Assistant

"You say 'it's not okay to be gay', WELL I THINK YOU'RE JUST EVIL."- Lily Allen, "Fuck You"

"The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and not in any way influenced by a sinister alien mind-control device and do not represent anyone else's view in any way, including those of my employer, who is not a slobbering thanagoid wartlord... absolutely not."

-Mark Walden

"Don't get BAD, get EVIL." -H.I.V.E.

"There is such a thing as 'EVIL', and 'EVIL GENIUS'." -Wizards of Waverly Place

"Love conquers all. I love conquering." -My brother, who said this to us after we listened to a Homily about love by our Parish priest.

"Ab honesto virum bonum nihil deterret. Seneca. Nothing deters a good man from doing what is right."-A Wrinkle in Time

"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French. The more a man knows, the less he talks."-A Wrinkle in Time

"Say what you want to satisfy yourself, hey! But you only want, what everybody else says you should want..."-Grace Kelly, by Mika

"If you're trying to turn me into someone else, it's easy to see I'm not down with that... If you're trying to turn me into something else, I've seen enough and I'm over that..."-Nobody's Fool, by Avril Lavigne

"I've been replaced by a sandwich!"-Patrick, Spongebob Square Pants, when I turned on the TV, and I swear, that was the VERY FIRST THING I HEARD.

"If revenge is a dish best served cold and if revenge is sweet, does that make revenge ice cream?" -mylifeisaverage.com

"In the human planes, there is no good or evil. Only power, and the want of it." -My sister, when we were discussing good and evil. There was an awkward silence after she said this, then we both laughed.

My editor is lovely. She doesn't taser me all the ti...aaaarrrgh (thump)" -Mark Walden, being tortured (once again) by his editor... the forum people are trying to petition for a better editor.

"Have I gone mad?" "I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret... All the best people are." -Alice in Wonderland (film), 2010, EET EEZ AWESOME :D

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" -Alice in Wonderland, 1951

"Will you two stop having sex near me!" -Draco Malfoy, Star Crossed (chapter 14) by Lady Bahiya

"Light and Dark. Where there is light, the dark becomes that much deeper. And where there is dark, light shines that much brighter." -Anubis, Detective School Q

"You suck." "And swallowed." -Naruto and Sasuke (respectively), Don't Drop the Soap! by Dante's Waltz

"Hmwallamallasukeoooontshtopwuvoooooh." "Hn, I love you too dobe." -Naruto and Sasuke (respectively), Ride 'Em Cowboy by elegentmess

"(Sigh) Why does nobody support him? His campaign color was black, he had a simple promise to promise nothing at all. That was worth more." -Dolce Entente, when she talked about her favorite presidential candidate in the elections of our country... Abstain.

"A man, a woman, an okama- you should be whatever you like! To one living on the 'border' like me... No, like us, a vague concept such as gender has no meaning! We transcend gender! We are the 'New Mankind', 'New Kama'! This is the place of freedom, 'New Kama' Land!" -Emporio Ivankov, One Piece

"Pirates are evil? Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! Justice will prevail you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!" -Donquixote Doflamingo, One Piece

"The best teachers don't give you the answers. They point the way so you can make your own choices." - Will Schuester, Glee

"I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Mercedes is black. I'm gay. We make culture." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement." "We can't. We need her to sing." "Damn her talent." - Kurt, then Tina, then Kurt, Glee

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?" "What up?" "Who dis be?" "No, she's dead, this is her son." - Mr. Schue, then Mercedes, then Artie, then Kurt, Glee

"My balls keep falling off." "I've been there." - Tina, then Kurt, Glee

"Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lighting out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?" - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long..." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"You know what Jacob? It doesn't take much courage for people to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barkaloungers and log onto the Internet and start tearing people down, does it? But you know what does take some courage? Standing up and singing about something. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online, say what you have to say TO MY FACE!" - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Fashion knows no gender." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

''I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.'' - Sue Sylvester, Glee

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face.'' - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers, it only comes back stronger. Like some sexually ambiguous horror-movie villain." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"See, that's the problem with your generation. You're obsessed with labels.So you like show tunes! Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful. You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are." "Me." "No, me. Sue Sylvester." - Sue Sylvester, then Kurt, then Sue, Glee

"I won't be burying any hatchets William, unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"What you call insanity, I call inspiration." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins'." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Why don't you go home, rest, die?" - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived." - Sue Sylvester (about a piece of broccoli), Glee

"I thought we were friends?" "That got boring." - Schue, then Sue, Glee

You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth." - Quinn, to Rachel, Glee

"Glee needs you to be its ambassador." "More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador." - Mr. Schue, then Puck, Glee

"You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead." -Voldemort, A Very Potter Musical

Oh, you’re one to talk. How about you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton?" -Santana, Glee

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Favorite Authors: MARK WALDEN. YES. THE EPITOME OF AWESOME; Neil Gaiman. Because. EPIC YES. You know what I mean; Eoin Colfer, mostly due to Half-Moon Investigations, Artemis Fowl, The Wishlist, and the fact that he knows what Manga is; J.K. Rowling, because... Well, it's J.K. Rowling. My fangirl-ness over HP decreased over the years, but she's still awesome;

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If you have...

1.Walked into a glass/screen door, copy this onto your profile

2.Tried to act all smooth in front of your crush, and failed by accidentally hitting a wall, copy this onto your profile

3.Hit a doorknob, and said sorry to it, copy this onto your profile

4.Tripped over a pebble, copy this onto your profile

6. Accidentally given a flame to the wrong person, copy this onto your profile

7.Accidentally set off a string of fireworks, copy this onto your profile

8.Proclaimed your love to a non-existent character in public, copy this onto your profile

9.Almost dropped your cellphone into a toilet, copy this onto your profile

10.Dropped a bar of soap into the toilet, copy this onto your profile

11.Attempted (and failed) to handle a pair of sticks as weapons, copy this onto your profile

12.Annoyed your friends with mindless anime jargon, copy this onto your profile

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14.Noticed that there is no number 5 in this list, copy this onto your file

15.Looked up to check if there actually wasn't a number 5, copy this onto your profile

16.Laughed at yourself for not noticing the mistake, copy this onto your profile

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18.Started to get pissed at me for doing such a list, copy this onto your profile

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From darkalbino's profile, and honestly, I LOVE her work!! Keep up the good work!

SasuNaru or SasuSaku

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Sure, I think Sakura becomes decent at some point in NARUTO, but still, I honestly think Sasuke and Naruto have a much better and a stronger bond with each other than anyone else in the frickin' anime

From MasterofGrey's profile:

Copy and Pastes - Take em if you want em ;)

- Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

- 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

- People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

- If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- 92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

>Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better.

I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong, I can't speak at all or else I'm locked up all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folks aren't at home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self against the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, again and again.

Oh please God have mercy, Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sickens me to the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! All I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, PASS IT ON!

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Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl, that only half counts haha)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I don't like to talk about my feelings so I MUST have problems with my life.

I like fire so I MUST be an arsonist.

I wear glasses so I MUST be smart.

From darkalbino's profile. It said to 'pass it on', so I'm doing it 8D

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

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This is also from darkalbino's profile:

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?"

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~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

~The Cereal Killer :3

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blond, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

~ music4soul, a dear reviewer :3

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!